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Gem: *walks into the kitchen*

Zed: *welding a sandwich together*

Gem: what the fuck

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Impulse: Damn, the power went out.

Wels: Don't worry, I got this.

Wels: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

True: What-?

Wels: I swallowed a glow stick!

True: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Pearl: HOW MANY GHOSTS ARE THERE

Joe: Two

Pearl: DAMN

Bdubs: THATS TOO FUCKING MANY

Pearl: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

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Etho: -it's okay, it builds up your tolerance

Iskall: ... I don't want to know the context of that conversation

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Stress: What have you done with Scar?

Cub: Nothing. Why, should i do something?

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Doc: As usual, Doc has to save the day!

Tfc: As usual, Tfc has to hear about it.

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Jevin: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Beef: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Jevin, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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NPG: Have I stabbed you? No? Then i'm being nice

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X: The crushing weight of my trust issues and anxiety isn't enough, I need to be compressed into a .zip file.

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Ex: please stop framing me for murder. just because i have killed 1,846 people doesn't mean i killed this one

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Hypno: A smile might be good.

Mumbo: Nothing to smile about in my life.

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Cleo: You're depressed.

Grian: How much longer do I have to live?

Cleo: What? You're going to live.

Grian: How much longer do I have to though?

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xB: Are you trying to seduce me?

Hels: Why, are you seducible?

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Tango: I'm cute.

Keralis: Yeah.

Tango: I am chaos embodiment waiting to wreak havoc.

Keralis: Slightly less cute.

Tango: I am an arsonist in the making, a chaos magic user.

Keralis: Definitely not cute.

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Biffa: I'm tired.

Scar: You only slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Biffa: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

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BadTimes: *stubs his toe* FUCK!

Ren: Mind your language!

BadTimes: What else I'm supposed to say? 'Woe is I?'

Ren: ...

BadTimes: You have to accept swear words are sometimes necessary.

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Zed: I made a marshmallow False. Her arms are crossed because she's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying her. You like it?

False, visibly choked up: It's fine.

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Today's Question:

What's your favourite colour?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors