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Bdubs: You're weird

NPG: You're short

Bdubs: I'm average height

NPG: I'm insane

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Beef: So basically my plan for being able to keep up with anything for pretty much my entire life is to just not sleep, drink a lot of coffee, and hope the power of spite can get me through it all.

Joe:

Joe: Do you take constructive criticism?

Beef: No.

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X: homicide can't solve all your problems!

Gem: it has before

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Stress: How you hate to be wrong.

False: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.

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Jevin: I want you to check under my bed for monsters.

Wels: Look, Jev, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster it's gonna kill us both.

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Doc: Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I don't know how to please a woman... you buy them a dress with pockets.

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True: We have one activity planned.

Zed: Not getting killed.

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Pearl: Look, I know that from the outside it seems like I have everything together-

xB: No, not really

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Scar, to Ren: You can trust me, because I don't care enough about you to lie.

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Keralis, while something dangerous is going on: X, if I die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Bdubs.

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Ex: i've loved you for a hundred years

Hels: certainly fucking feels like it.

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Etho: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Impulse: Isn't that just killing people?

Etho: Ah, technically.

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Cub: Are you an 'arr' or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?

Iskall: I'm a 'I'm not paying £60 for a series' pirate

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Mumbo: Hey, can we stay at yours tonight?

Tfc: Why?

BadTimes: We fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Tango: Scar doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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Hypno: You know, Ren, it's not bad to ask for help. After all, you can't spell 'independent' without 'dependent.'

Ren: And you can't spell 'go fuck yourself' without 'fuck you', either. What's your point?

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Grian: She's not the first psycho to hire us, nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?

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Biffa: Why is NPG crying in the bathroom?

Cleo: Because it's drunk

Biffa: And?

Cleo: They heard Ex is married

Biffa: But he's married to Ex

Cleo: I know

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Today's Question:

Cats or dogs?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors