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Impulse: Hey Mumbo what's up?

Mumbo: The ceiling!

Impulse, laughing: Good one!

Mumbo: See, he thinks I'm funny.

Tfc: Yes well, statistically someone has to.

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Jevin: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

False: It's science.

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Keralis: Don't be sad! 

Joe: Why not? 

Keralis: I don't have a good answer.

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Scar: Gri is playing hard to get. 

Scar: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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*Ex trying to sneak into the room*

X: Don't even think about it.

Ex: How'd you know it was me?

X: I'm your brother. I know everything. Now, where have you been?

Ex: I thought you knew everything.

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Ren with a gun to Etho's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Etho: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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NPG: When someone upsets Grian, I usually advise them to start making a will.

Biffa: Why? Grian isn't the type to seek vengeance.

NPG: No, but who knows what I might do

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Hypno: I remembered my Shower Thought! The sun has never seen a shadow.

Doc: If you'd stayed in the shower a bit longer you'd have realized the sun has never seen anything and that it is currently 3am.

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Wels: Cool jacket.

Hels: No, it's actually quite warm

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Iskall: Don't go to the kitchen.

xB: Why?

Iskall: I saw a spider.

xB: Well, did you kill it?

Iskall: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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Pearl: It's too early for this shit.

Zedaph: It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

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*The squad is over at Stress's house*

Bdubs: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Stress: ... N-No...

Stress: How many ovens do you think I have???

Bdubs motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!

Stress, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Bdubs: Oh, well I-

Stress: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Stress: It's got a bake setting!

BadTimes: You learn something new every day!

Cleo: Do we- Do we fight for who gets to pick first?

Stress: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to fight nothin!

Stress: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Stress, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Stress: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

True, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven!

Stress:

Bdubs: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Stress:

Stress, ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Beef: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Grian: 'Prettiest Smile'

Gem: 'Nicest Personality'

Tango: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Cub: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Today's Question:

Up or down?

I hope you enjoyed today's chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors