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*Random man speaking shit about Hermitcraft*

Biffa: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.

X, calmly: it's not necessary.

Biffa: why?

X, pointing at NPG: just look.

NPG standing up from the table, running towards to the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY SERVER I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. GET IT?!

Biffa: holy shit.

X: yeah. Holy shit.

Gem: Don't wanna break the magical moment but NPG is choking that man.

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Cub: I love you.

Ex: Thanks?

Cub: You're so beautiful.

Ex: Thanks, you're-

Cub: And smart, funny, caring-

Ex: I did not consent to this many compliments

Cub: And so loyal too

Ex: I'M CALLING THE COPS IF YOU DON'T STOP

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True: Why are Tango and Zed sitting with their backs to each other?

Impulse: They had a fight.

True: Then why are they holding hands?

Keralis: They get sad when they fight.

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Tango: What's the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?

Bdubs: The eyes.

Wels: The fucking audacity.

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Etho: i think i'm coming down with something, i've been feeling nauseous lately

xB: maybe you're pregnant

Etho:

xB:

Etho: i don't know who's the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack

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Stress: I can't be here with you right now. It feels wrong.

Tfc: ...Wait, are you being serious?

Stress: Yes! What would Cleo say if she were here? I have to call her.

Tfc: You can't call her, you idiot! You're buying her engagement ring!

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Ren: What animal do you think you could take on a fight?

Scar: It depends. Do I get prep time?

Ren: Yes, but the animal does too.

Scar: Then a frog.

Ren: Please elaborate.

Scar: No.

Ren: Scar, sometimes you worry me.

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Iskall, looking at his fully black outfit: Maybe you should wear less black.

Hypno glaring at Iskall: Maybe you should breathe less air. 

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Doc about Jevin: For pronouns, he selected 'He/Him'. For gender, however, he wrote, "No". For sexuality, he wrote nothing. For religious affiliation, he wrote, "Sure, why not".

Jevin: Who am I to stop you from worshipping me?

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Grian: Ah Joe! It has been too long since I saw you last.

Joe, muttering: Not long enough you little shit. You bit me.

Grian: Admittedly, I was 5 and thought you were a chicken.

Joe: I hate you.

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BadTimes: Hels needs a hospital. It got injured.

Hels: I didn't get injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Mumbo: Wait, you were STABBED?!!!

Hels: ~Lightly~

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Zedaph *sees False surrounded by zombies*: You sure you're good?

False: Hey where i grew up everything wanted to kill me.

False kills a zombie: i think ill be fine 

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Cleo: I think I'm bi.

Pear: Which one?

Cleo: What do you mean?

Pearl: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar?

Beef: I know.

Beef: A bitch.

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Today's question:

Favourite flower in MC?

I hope you enjoyed the chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors