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Mumbo: Gri, who's most likely to kill me?

Jev: Mumbo that's a sensitive topic for us to discuss in the middle of dinner.

Grian: *not missing a beat* yourself.

BadTimes: Well at least it ain't one of us...

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Hermits: *playing with a Ouija board*

Zed: Are there any dead people with us?

Ouija board: YES

Iskall: It's not funny, Tango!

Tango: But there are dead people with you.

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Ren: Who broke the toaster?

Tfc: It was Cleo.

Scar: It was Cleo.

Cub: Cleo broke it.

Cleo: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Gem: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would.

Pearl: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will, coward.

Impulse: "I'm the bigger person" I'm not. Give me the sword, bitch.

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Etho: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Hels: Yeah-

Biffa: *kicks in the door*

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Bdubs: I'm ruining your reputation, aren't I?

X: Don't worry, I've been trying to ruin my reputation for years. Maybe after this, influential families will stop trying to catapult their unwed daughters over my fence.

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NPG: Hey your friend Ex is cute.

xB: *glares*

NPG: It was a joke.

*years later*

xB giving his best man speech: And then they told me it was a joke.

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*In chat*

Hypno: i fell

Doc: from heaven? ofc you're an angel

Hypno: no i literally fell

Doc: in love with me? you have horrible taste

Hypno: Doc i think i broke my arm

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Beef: This is what you wanted my credit card for?

Stress, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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False: *sneezes*

Wels from behind the wall: bless you

False: God?

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True: How is everyone doing?

Keralis: Well I'm breathing

Joe: Setting the bar pretty low huh?

Keralis: Well it's better than Ex anyways

Ex: [hyperventilating] honestly fuck you

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Today's Question: 

What is the weirdest fanfic you've read?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors