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Wels: I like to think that I'm charming but apparently, I just come across as slightly unhinged

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BadTimes: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Iskall: No.

Zed: I did not.

Hels: I may have actually forgotten one.

Jevin: Also no.

BadTimes: Oh good, neither did I.

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Doc: Goodnight moon.

Doc: Goodnight tree.

Doc: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Scar: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Impulse: I'm not trying my hardest but I'm very tired which I think should be taken into consideration

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Beef: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Ren: Quick, give me your knife!

Stress: My what?

Ren: Your knife. Don't you carry one in your purse?

Stress: Have you ever met a woman before?

*later*

Ren: Hey, do you have a knife in your purse?

Cleo: Of course, I'm not an animal.

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[ After a prank went wrong]

Bdubs: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Bdubs, as X: Bdubs, what are you doing?

X, appearing from behind him: Bdubs, what are you doing?

Bdubs: I conjured him.

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Gem: hold on... i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures

Mumbo, confused: what the fuck?

True: she's having an idea

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Tango: My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she'd never be better than me.

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Etho: You deserve the best

xB: Oh, well thank-

Etho: That's why I exist

False, holding in her laughter:

Hypno: That's Etho for ya

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NPG: Our relationship is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with you, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Ex: If the window's open and we time it right, we can do both.

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Keralis: Hello? Tin, where on earth are you?

Tfc: (on the phone) I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently, he was waving to the guy behind me. So, to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Hypixel , investigating a new case. I should be home by Thursday.

Keralis: Wait, wha-

Grian: Understandable, have a nice day.

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Cub, to the hermits: alright, listen up you little shits

Cub: not you Scar, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here

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Joe: Biffa is making us write a card for generik's birthday and it is not going well.

Pearl: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?

X: He's forty, Pearl

Pearl: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty

X: No you can't write that

X: "Thank you for being a good person"?

Joe: Hmm we shouldn't lie

X: True

Pearl: "Your friendship has been within acceptable parameters"

Joe: Has it though?

Pearl: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"

Joe: That still sounds oddly threatening

Pearl: "I hope you have a happy day and... many subsequent years"

Biffa: Stop making it sound like he's dying!

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Today's question:

What's your favourite Minecraft wood?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye!