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Pearl: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."

Pearl: Help.

Joe: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.

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Tango: While I'm gone, Jev, you're in charge

Jevin: Yes!!!

Tango, whispering: Joe, you're secretly in charge.

Joe: Obviously

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Hels: (swirling a drink in its glass) Good morning

Etho: Are you drinking scotch?!

Etho: Beside the fact that you're like 12, it's not even noon yet.

Hels: It's just ice tea! I'm practicing my power-swirl for when I'm the rich host of a tournament.

Joe: Of course.

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Joe, texting Stress: Hey gorgeous, how are you?

Cleo, using Stress's phone: She's asleep, this is her girlfriend

Joe: Hey Beautiful, how are you?

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Joe: You're right.

Mumbo: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Impulse: I trust Joe.

Iskall: You think he knows what he's doing?

Ex: Let's not go that far.

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Scar: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Cub: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Scar: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING JELLIE WITH ME

Joe, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Joe: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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False: You kidnapped Jevin? That's illegal!

Hypno: But False, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Jev, or destroying our dreams?

False: Kidnapping Jev!!!

Tfc: False, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

False: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Tfc: To work together!

False: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Joe: We all agreed celebrities aren't people.

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Joe: This is a mistake

Stress, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Bdubs: But not today

Stress, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Joe: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Ren: Rude.

X: That's fair.

NPG: Not again.

Doc: Are you going to want this back?

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Joe: How the hell do I talk to people?

xB: Stand in front of them and press B

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Joe: But that's censorship.

Keralis: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.

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Biffa: I'm not doing too well.

Zed: Why

Biffa: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Joe, walking into the room:

Biffa: Oh look, there it is again.

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Beef: I thought you were at your mothers funeral?

Joe: What I said was 'my mothers funeral is this weekend'. I didn't say I would be there. 

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Gem: oh, oh there's Rose.

Joe: who's Rose?

Wels: Gem was her friend in middle school. She used to get drunk and pass out on my porch. It was like having a hot, alcoholic cat.

Wels: I used to leave water out for her 

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BadTimes: i want to be a firetruck

Joe: don't you mean a firefight-

BadTimes: firetruck.

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*Gunfire in the distance*

Grian: The fuck was that!?

True: There's a shooter.

Grian: A shooter?

*goes outside*

Grian: IM RIGHT HERE YOU MISSED!

Joe: GRIAN GET YOUR REAR END INSIDE THIS DARN BASE RIGHT NOW

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Today's Question:

How old do you think I am?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors