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Ex: I feel bad, I mean your sibling is just so much smarter than mine smh :(

X: No don't feel—

X: WAIT

Ex: *starts walking away*

X: EX

X: EVIL XISUMA. COME BACK HERE.

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xB: Hey Jev, what kind of car do you want to drive?

Jevin: Your mom's car.

xB: See that was just uncalled for.

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Scar: You're in their dms, I'm on their blocklist. we are not the same

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Cub: Why don't you have any hobbies, Ren?

Ren: I do! I'm very good at sleeping

Cub: That's not a hobby. That's your lifestyle choice

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Joe: Manga lied to me. I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side. It's always me picking up the cats.

Joe:

Joe: Maybe I'm the bad boy

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Beef: It's written in all non capitals... What is it called again?? Baby letters?

Mumbo: LOWER CASE LMFAO

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Hels: I dreamt about you once.

BadTimes: Oh really?

Hels: I pushed you off a cliff... It was fun.

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NPG: are you checking me out?

Etho: No.

NPG:

NPG: Why the fuck not?

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Bdubs: Maybe I don't want violence right now

True: Then what do you want?

Bdubs: A nap

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Grian: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Impulse: That's genius.

Grian: Thanks, Jevin.

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Gem: Uhm... Did you just hit my dad?

Zed: Yeah, I'm sorry! I've never met a friend's parents before!

Gem: But you have met humans before?

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Iskall: All right, Keralis, name your price.

Keralis: Excuse me? My refusal to participate in this is based on moral and ethical objections so intrinsic...

Iskall: 32 diamonds.

Keralis: 64.

Iskall: Done.

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Stress: Cleo, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Cleo: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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Biffa: Well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.

Tfc, cutting him off: It's because shut up. Shut up is why.

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False: We're adults.

Tango: When did that happen?

Hypno: And how do we make it stop?

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Pearl: I want you to kill Tango but make it look like an accident.

Wels: Say no more.

*Later*

Doc: It looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet.

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Today's Question:

Do you prefer modded or vanilla mc?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors