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Hypno, watching the worldeater: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart

Doc: Pain

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NPG: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.

Doc: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

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Joe: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Doc: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

X: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Pearl: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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The Squad: *walking around the shopping district*

Keralis: Hey, have any of you guys seen Ex? They've been gone for a while..

Zed: Nope.

Doc: No, I haven't...

Grian: Probably ran off to their base or something.

Ex: Hey.

Keralis: Ooh, there you are-

Zed: What the fu-

Grian: I- where were you?!

Ex: Walking right behind you guys.

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Impulse: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

Impulse, to Pearl: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Hels, to BadTimes: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Doc: There are two types of people.

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Mumbo: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!

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True: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Doc: That doesn't exist.

Etho: Not with that attitude.

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Stress: What's something you guys are better than X at?

Iskall: Mario Kart.

Ren: Yeah, video games.

Doc: Emotional vulnerability.

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xB: What do we think of Doc?

*pause*

Tfc: *sighs* Nice pal.

Scar: I think he's gay.

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Cub: God, I love Scar.

BadTimes: Yeah, you fucking better.

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Beef: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!

Beef: First who would you kill?

*Hypno points at Wels*

*Doc points at Wels*

*Hels points at Wels*

Wels: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

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Doc: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Doc: If we lose, you're out of the will.

Cleo: I was in the will?

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False: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Jevin: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Biffa: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a colour until 1000 years ago.

Doc: What was the colour called before then?

Bdubs: There was no colour, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Tango: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight Doc.

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Today's Question:

What's your playstyle in mc?

How the hell did we get to 100 chapters holy shit. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors