Clank! Swords slid against each other. 

"You can't beat me!" Sausage said, effortlessly deflecting Fwhip's blows. 

"You want me to try? Because I can try." Fwhip smiled. 

"Darling~" Sausage drawled, stepping closer "that won't change a thing." 

"You're not a very good enemy, y'know. Always going around yelling 'I'm the best! I'm the best!'. You need to learn to shut up." 

"Yeah, like you're doing? Being reallll quiet there." Sausage stepped even closer. 

"Just shut up!" Fwhip backpedaled a couple feet. 

Sausage kept walking closer. "How about no. I don't want to." 

Fwhip kept backing up until he hit a wall. Sausage walked until they were merely a foot away. 

"Now," Sausage smiled "how about you shut up that pretty little mouth of yours." 

"My what? Kind of gay, Sausage." 

"I told you to shut up." 

"Now you're going to confess that you think of me all the time or something." 

"I do think of you. How could I not think of my favorite enemy?" Sausage stepped a step back. 

"Do you like me, Sausage? I think you like me." Fwhip said, deadpan. 

"You?" Sausage laughed. "Of course not! I may think of you and your face all the time but that doesn't mean I like you!" 

Fwhip face-palmed. "You dumbass." 

"Hey! I'm not a dumbass, fuck you!" Sausage put up the middle finger. 

"Sure, where and when?" 

Sausage grunted. "Uhg. Not like that. I literally hate your guts." 

Fwhip looked at Sausage and stepped one step closer. 

"Sausage..." he grinned "I don't think you do." 

"It's obvious I do." 

"Obvious? Really? How about if I..." Fwhip leaned in close to Sausage and kissed his cheek, close to his ear. Sausage jumped back, red in the face. 

"What the hell!?" Sausage put his hand on his cheek where the kiss was. 

"Well?" 

"Well what?" 

"Well, is it still 'obvious' that you hate me?" Fwhip rested his chin on his hand. 

"I- yes. I hate you. It can't be any other way." Sausage fidgeted with his fingers. 

"It can't be, or you don't want it to be?" Fwhip's tone was genuine, not mocking like before. 

"I..." Sausage looked at the floor. 

"Hey," Fwhip took his hand under Sausage's chin, forcing the brunette to look up. "I know we're not on good terms, but I'm always here if you need it, okay?" 

Sausage looked Fwhip in the eyes for three seconds before kissing him. 

"Told you." Fwhip muttered between kisses. 

"Oh, shut up and kiss me."  

~415 words~