Scar: "do you have any lip lube?" 

Grian: "..." 

Grian: "YOU MEAN CHAPSTICK!?!?!? 

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Mumbo: *at home depot* "And why do you not carry three-person showers!?" 

Employee: "Sir I'm 16 and started this job last week, I do not control our products." 

Grian and Scar: *on the sidelines with their arms crossed, judging the employee* 

Mumbo: "Well my husbands and I would like to shower together, but there's no three-person showers!" 

Employee: "Sir I can't help with that." 

Mumbo: "*ahem* I would like to speak to your manager." 

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This next one is by Sam, @S4MGLAD1AT0R 

Sausage: *arguing with Scott* 

Hermes, stood behind them a few meters away: "ARE THEY KISSING?!" 

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These next two are by Scar, @goodtimeswithscar_ 

Scar: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? 

Mumbo: It was autocorrect.

 Scar: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Mumbo: Yes.

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Scar: Hey Mumbo? 

Mumbo: Yeah? 

Scar: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? 

Mumbo: 

 Mumbo: ...What.

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These next ones are by Grian, @Grian_Official 

Grian: Scar, is that legal? 

 Scar: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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  Mumbo, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

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Grian: Have you heard of Murphy's law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? 

 Poultry Man: Yeah, I have. 

Grian: Have you heard of Cole's law? 

Poultry Man: Is this a joke about coleslaw? 

Grian: ...maybe.

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Grain: I don't want to fight you!  

Grian: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!

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Skizz: I'm so excited! 

 Impulse: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy... 

Skizz: And have the biggest stomach aches ever! 

Impulse: Yeah!

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Those were all from Grian! Thanks!

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These next ones are mine! Thanks me! 

Grian, talking to Mumbo: Well Mumbo, whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would Mumbo do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing.

Scar, in the distance: They're not wrong though!

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Mumbo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Grian: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Mumbo: I—

Mumbo: I don't know the correct answer to that question.

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Scar: Hi, sorry I'm late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Mumbo: I'm "a couple of things".

Grian: I'm "got distracted".

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Grian: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?

Scar: They need to learn how to protect us.

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That's enough for now... hope I made you laugh!