DISCLAIMER FOR LEGAL REASONS:
None of the SaviVerse hermits were harmed during these games! They respawn and they all signed up to do this! Okay no they didnt but when they die they end up in a room with snacks and a tv so they can watch the rest of the game

WORST THING THAT HAPPENS HERE IS FRIENDSHIPS ARE RUINED SLIGHTLY

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and all in between! Welcome back to the HermitCraft Hunger Games!

We have done this before! 24 contestants enter, but only one shall leave!
Well, technically 3 leave, considering we do three rounds... and... no one actually dies... Respawn is a thing....

Anyway! Onto the teams, which are all randomised by a wheel generator! So as such, I apologise if your favourite hermits are not together. The wheel decided for me-

District 1:

Bdubs, Tango

District 2:

Beef, Joe

District 3:

Scar, TFC

District 4:

Grian, Zed

District 5:

Jevin, Biffa 

District 6:

Python, Cub

District 7:

Stress, Etho

District 8:

Iskall, Wels

District 9:

Doc, False

District 10:

Mumbo, Keralis

District 11:

Ren, Impulse

District 12:

Xisuma, Cleo

I may have missed a few, but the wheel has decided!

Now, onto the games!

(Disclaimer, anything in brackets/italics from now on is my thoughts and opinions)

(also ignore how the text is different colours idk how to change that just go with it)

ALSO I HATE THIS SIMULATOR I HAVE TO RESET IT BECAUSE ITS DUMB UGHHHH

The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

False finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Joe and Zed fight for a bag. Joe gives up and retreats.

Keralis runs away from the Cornucopia.

Iskall takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Mumbo, Xisuma, Biffa, and Wels share everything they gathered before running.

Tango runs away from the Cornucopia.

Beef runs away from the Cornucopia.

Impulse runs away from the Cornucopia.

Stress and TFC fight Ren and Doc. Stress and TFC survive.

(You dont kill local server mom and local server grandpa THAT easily!)

Etho runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cub runs away from the Cornucopia.

Jevin runs away from the Cornucopia.

Bdubs runs away from the Cornucopia.

Scar gathers as much food as he can.

Python runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cleo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Grian runs away from the Cornucopia.

(Lotta cowards)

Day One

Cub picks flowers.

(Thank you Cub very cool)

Biffa receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Stress picks flowers.

Scar scares Etho off.

Cleo fishes.

Joe makes a slingshot.

Python stalks Keralis.

Xisuma discovers a cave.

Tango discovers a cave.

Mumbo sprains his ankle while running away from False.

(yeah that seems about right)

Beef hunts for other tributes.

Jevin receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Iskall steals from Zed while he isn't looking.

Grian practices his archery.

Impulse overhears Wels and TFC talking in the distance.

Bdubs receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

(No deaths yet... apart from Ren and Doc but ehhh)

Fallen Tributes

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance

RenDistrict 11

DocDistrict 9

(o7)

Night One

Scar and Mumbo run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

False receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Zed tries to treat his infection.

('tries')

Cub fends Wels, Keralis, and Iskall away from his fire.

Etho screams for help.

(Honestly mood)

Biffa and TFC talk about the tributes still alive.

Bdubs tries to treat his infection.

(Once again, 'tries'.)

Python cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Beef, Grian, and Tango sleep in shifts.

Stress lets Xisuma into his shelter.

Jevin receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Cleo sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Impulse looks at the night sky.

Joe is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

(...Hey remember that one time Joe grabbed an empty backpack from the Cornucopia? I do. Im having flashbacks.)

Day Two

Bdubs discovers a cave.

(Good work Bdubs 10/10)

Etho thinks about home.

Impulse sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Iskall, Jevin, TFC, and Xisuma raid Scar's camp while he is hunting.

Wels diverts Zed's attention and runs away.

Mumbo steals from Python while he isn't looking.

Cub stalks Beef.

Tango diverts Keralis's attention and runs away.

Joe and Cleo threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

(OH NOOO TEAM CHAOTIC NEUTRAL IS GONEEE

The game knows dude.)

Biffa overpowers Stress, killing her.

(NO SERVER MOM!)

False receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Grian discovers a river.

(Good work Grian.)

Fallen Tributes 2

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

JoeDistrict 2

CleoDistrict 12

StressDistrict 7

(o7)

Night 2

Cub tends to Bdubs's wounds.

Beef screams for help.

(Actually a mood)

Grian quietly hums.

(Grian: Hmm hm hmmm hmmmmm hm hmm-

Beef suddenly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

Etho lets Xisuma into his shelter.

Jevin starts a fire.

False shoots an arrow into Keralis's head.

(Oh FLIP yeahhh that's my girl!

Not killing Keralis but

She's my girl)

Mumbo tries to treat his infection.

(YET AGAIN, 'Tries'.)

TFC, Scar, Iskall, and Tango sleep in shifts.

Wels begs for Impulse to kill him. He refuses, keeping Wels alive.

Zed sets an explosive off, killing Python.

(OOF.)

Biffa tries to sing himself to sleep.

Day 3

Beef scares Tango off.

Bdubs attacks Jevin, but he manages to escape.

Mumbo steals from Scar while he isn't looking.

Wels steals from Impulse while he isn't looking.

TFC searches for a water source.

Biffa discovers a river.

Grian travels to higher ground.

Etho chases False.

Iskall thinks about home.

Cub and Zed work together for the day.

Xisuma searches for firewood.

(This is the most boring day so far what)

Fallen Tributes 3

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

KeralisDistrict 10

PythonDistrict 6

(o7)

Night 3

The most eventful thing to happen was literally Wels crying himself to sleep. No deaths or nothin. I want action, man :(

Day 4

Wels runs away from Impulse.

False camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Bdubs tracks down and kills Tango.

(Oh)

Mumbo chases Iskall.

(Oof...)

Xisuma kills Biffa as he tries to run.

(I got my wish)

Jevin receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Zed makes a slingshot.

Cub receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Grian fishes.

Etho runs away from TFC.

Scar's trap kills Beef.

(BUT AT WHAT COST)

Fallen Tributes 4

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

TangoDistrict 1

BiffaDistrict 5

BeefDistrict 2
(o7)

Night 4

Xisuma thinks about winning.

Wels cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Zed sets up camp for the night.

Scar receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Iskall convinces Etho to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

(OH OUCH-)

False and Cub huddle for warmth.

Impulse fends Grian, Mumbo, and Jevin away from his fire.

TFC defeats Bdubs in a fight, but spares his life.

(Local Grandpa wont kill his kids)

Day Five

Iskall, Grian, and Mumbo hunt for other tributes.

(THE BOYS- WOW THAT WORKS WELL- Architech bois going to hunt)

TFC attacks Impulse, but he manages to escape.

Jevin, Bdubs, and Scar get into a fight. Scar triumphantly kills them both.

(DAMN SCAR-)

Wels explores the arena.

Zed and Xisuma threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

(Nooooo!)

Cub receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

(Cub with a hatchet, what will he do?)

False collects fruit from a tree.

(Snacc.)

Fallen Tributes Five

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

EthoDistrict 7

JevinDistrict 5

BdubsDistrict 1

ZedDistrict 4

XisumaDistrict 12

(Man these guys are killing themselves more than they kill eachother...)

Night Five

ONCE AGAIN NOTHING HAPPENS APART FROM MUMBO CRYING HIMSELF TO SLEEP

(Things are slowing down... Lets shake things up a bit!)

The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Grian steals Wels's memoirs.

(OW GRIAN WOAH. Grian is a prick)

TFC decides not to go to The Feast.

Mumbo decides not to go to The Feast.

Cub kills Scar as he tries to run.

(OH nOOOO- ITS OKAY THEY RESPAWN BUT NOOOO)

Iskall, False, and Impulse start fighting, but False runs away as Iskall kills Impulse.

(oof. Guess Impulse wasnt as caffienated n animated as he said.)

Day Six

Mumbo shoots a poisonous blow dart into Cub's neck, slowly killing him.

(oof...)

TFC tries to spear fish with a trident.

Iskall defeats Wels in a fight, but spares his life.

False shoots an arrow into Grian's head.

(Thats what you get for being a prick Grian-)

Fallen Tributes Six

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

ScarDistrict 3

ImpulseDistrict 11

CubDistrict 6

GrianDistrict 4

(o7)

Night Six

Iskall tries to sing himself to sleep.

Wels strangles TFC with a rope.

(Oh, man... I thought TFC was gonna win... Fifth place aint so bad-)

False receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Mumbo is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

(bruh moment)

Day Seven

Mumbo receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

(Mumbo with a bomb what will he do)

Iskall sets Wels on fire with a molotov.

(THAT is why you dont kill TFC. He taught Iskall everything he knows.)

False explores the arena.

(Meanwhile, with false)

Ladies and gentlemen, and all inbetween or outside, we are down to the last three! Place your bets now! Do you think the queen of hearts, heads and body parts will win? Do you think the quick witted Mumbo will win? Or do you think Iskall, being expertised in both fields, will win?! It is very tense now, ladies and gentlemen, as we watch what happens next!

Fallen Tributes Seven

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

TFCDistrict 3

WelsDistrict 8

(o7)

Night Seven

Mumbo stabs Iskall while his back is turned.

(Ouch! Sorry, Iskall, not your round this time!)

False dies from hypothermia.

(IT COULD HAVE BEEN AN EPIC FINAL BATTLE BUT YOU JUST FUCKIN DIE, FALSE-)

The winner is Mumbo, from District 10!

Most kills: A tie between Iskall and Scar! (Three each)

Last place entirely: Ren lmao fuckin loser

That concludes Round One! Onto Round Two!

*Epic Segway*

The teams do not change!

The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Cleo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Wels, Ren, and Joe work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Biffa runs away from the Cornucopia.

Iskall runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Stress finds a canteen full of water.

Python takes a handful of throwing knives.

(Python with knives what will he do next)

Zed runs away from the Cornucopia.

Etho grabs a backpack and retreats.

Grian and Mumbo fight for a bag. Grian gives up and retreats.

(yikes)

Jevin runs away from the Cornucopia.

Doc scares False away from the cornucopia.

Cub finds a canteen full of water.

TFC runs away from the Cornucopia.

Bdubs runs away from the Cornucopia.

Impulse, Beef, Keralis, and Xisuma share everything they gathered before running.

Scar scares Tango away from the cornucopia.

Day One

Cub sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Xisuma constructs a shack.

(SHACC.)

Impulse tends to False's wounds.

TFC, Scar, Biffa, Beef, and Cleo track down and kill Zed.

(Oh welp)

Tango diverts Etho's attention and runs away.

Jevin discovers a cave.

Stress dies from hunger.

(Stress please its been less than a day-)

Bdubs picks flowers.

Doc collects fruit from a tree.

Joe picks flowers.

Mumbo tends to Wels's wounds.

Keralis tends to Iskall's wounds.

Grian and Python hunt for other tributes.

Ren picks flowers.

Fallen Tributes 1

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

ZedDistrict 4

StressDistrict 7

(o7)

Night 1

TFC and False hold hands.

(Wholesome)

Wels passes out from exhaustion.

(Slightly less wholesome)

Joe lets Biffa into his shelter.

(Wholesome again!)

Doc forces Ren to kill Iskall or Scar. He refuses to kill, so Doc kills him instead.

(Wholeso- ....... Thats not wholesome.)

Grian lets Jevin into his shelter.

Cub receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Mumbo convinces Xisuma to snuggle with him.

Cleo, Beef, Etho, and Python tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Keralis attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Tango quietly hums.

Impulse receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

(Impulse with a hatchet what will he do next)

Bdubs receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Day Two

Bdubs constructs a shack.

(Shacc)

Cleo scares Xisuma off.

Biffa fishes.

Wels camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Doc receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

(Who gave HIM bombs?!)

Tango practices his archery.

Beef steals from False while she isn't looking.

Mumbo falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

(Yeah that seems about accurate.)

TFC receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

(TFC with a hatchet what will he do next)

Joe searches for a water source.

Scar stalks Etho.

(Fuckin creep)

Keralis sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Impulse thinks about home.

Iskall bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

(Oh FUCK)

Cub attacks Python , but he manages to escape.

Jevin hunts for other tributes.

Grian fishes.

(Grian while his friends die: ':3)

Fallen Tributes 2

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

RenDistrict 11

MumboDistrict 10

IskallDistrict 8

(o7)

Night 2

Python thinks about winning.

Jevin fends Keralis, Etho, and Doc away from his fire.

Impulse looks at the night sky.

TFC sets up camp for the night.

Biffa ambushes Joe and kills him.

(ouch.)

Wels, Grian, and Scar discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Tango and Cub huddle for warmth.

Cleo destroys Xisuma's supplies while he is asleep.

False attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Bdubs cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Beef stays awake all night.

Day Three

Cub practices his archery.

Etho chases Xisuma.

Jevin runs away from TFC.

('BYE BOOMER')

False tries to sleep through the entire day.

Beef receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Bdubs picks flowers.

Python discovers a cave.

Doc scares Impulse off.

Scar goes hunting.

Grian practices his archery.

Wels injures himself.

(Oh for fucks sake Wels)

Biffa kills Tango as he tries to run.

(OUCH.)

Cleo receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Keralis receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

(Keralis with a hatchet what will he do next)

Fallen Tributes 3

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

JoeDistrict 2

TangoDistrict 1

(o7)

Night Three

Wels is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Scar stays awake all night.

Biffa looks at the night sky.

Grian decapitates Jevin with a sword.

(oh ouch)

Xisuma climbs a tree to rest.

Etho strangles Impulse after engaging in a fist fight.

(Ouch!)

Cub kills Python with a sickle.

(OUCH-)

Keralis and False hold hands.

(ANyway onto wholesome)

Doc defeats Cleo in a fight, but spares her life.

Beef and TFC huddle for warmth.

Bdubs looks at the night sky.

(Incorrect he would be sleeping)

Day Four

Doc camouflauges himself in the bushes.

(Nobody touches my bush. You're done. It all started when Grian touched my re)

TFC and Cleo track down and kill Grian.

(Ouch-)

Cub injures himself.

Biffa receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Beef diverts Scar's attention and runs away.

Bdubs dies of dysentery.

(Oh thats not a nice way to go out-)

Keralis searches for a water source.

Etho stalks Xisuma.

Wels stabs False with a tree branch.

(DAMN Wels-)

Fallen Tributes 4

6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

JevinDistrict 5

ImpulseDistrict 11

PythonDistrict 6

GrianDistrict 4

BdubsDistrict 1

FalseDistrict 9

(o7 thats a lotta deaths)

Night 4

NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENS
ARRRRRGHHHHH

Day 5

Doc constructs a shack.

(Shacc)

Etho and Cub work together for the day.

Xisuma receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

(X with a hatchet what will he do next)

Beef sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Biffa tries to spear fish with a trident.

TFC travels to higher ground.

Wels makes a wooden spear.

Cleo bashes Keralis's head against a rock several times.

(OUCHIES.)

Scar fishes.

Fallen Tributes 5

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

KeralisDistrict 10

(o7)

Night Five

Etho attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Wels, killing them both.

(Etho you mother fu-)

Doc loses sight of where he is.

Biffa receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

TFC loses sight of where he is.

Cub is awoken by nightmares.

Cleo stabs Scar while his back is turned.

(OUCHIES-)

Beef tries to sing himself to sleep.

Xisuma looks at the night sky.

Things are getting boring... Lets shake things up!

The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Doc attacks Beef, but Cub protects him, killing Doc.

(Ouch! Go, Cub, Go!)

TFC decides not to go to The Feast.

(TFC: Fuck this shit im out)

Cleo stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.

Xisuma's trap kills Biffa.

(Goodbye, Biffa!)

Day Six

nothin happens i hate it here

There are now 5 hermits remaining, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, inbetweens and those on either side! We have Beef, Xisuma, TFC, Cleo and Cub! Who do you think'll win?

Fallen Tributes Six

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

EthoDistrict 7

WelsDistrict 8

ScarDistrict 3

DocDistrict 9

BiffaDistrict 5

(o7)

Night Six

Beef receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

(Beef with a hatchet what will he do next)

Xisuma and Cleo talk about the tributes still alive.

TFC poisons Cub's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.

(One day grandpa will win...)

Day Seven

Xisuma forces Cub to kill Cleo or Beef. He refuses to kill, so Xisuma kills him instead.

(DAMN X-)

Fallen Tributes Seven

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

TFCDistrict 3

CubDistrict 6

(o7)

Night Seven

Nothing happens

Day Eight

Beef dies trying to escape the arena.

Cleo dies from hypothermia.

(WE COULD HAVE HAD AN EPIC FINAL SHOWDOWN BUT THEY JUST GO AND FUCKING DIE-)

The winner is Xisuma from District 12!

Most kills: Cleo (Four kills!)

Dead last: Zed lmao what a clown

That concludes Round Two! Onto the Final Round!

(Lets just hope Mumbo or X don't win again-)

The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Stress snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Ren runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cleo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Python retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Iskall finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Tango runs away from the Cornucopia.

TFC, Jevin, Keralis, and Zed share everything they gathered before running.

Beef grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

Wels, False, Scar, and Cub share everything they gathered before running.

Joe grabs a shovel.

Grian runs away from the Cornucopia.

Etho and Biffa fight for a bag. Biffa gives up and retreats.

Xisuma runs away from the Cornucopia.

Bdubs finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

Mumbo falls into a pit and dies.

(You have got to be shitting me)

Impulse finds Doc hiding in the cornucopia, but Doc kills him.

(Oof! First kill of the game!)

Day One

Iskall searches for firewood.

Stress stabs Wels in the back with a trident.

(One day Wels will win :C)

Cleo and Xisuma hunt for other tributes.

Cub steals from Zed while he isn't looking.

Grian and TFC split up to search for resources.

Biffa searches for a water source.

Joe stalks Python .

Tango is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

(Lmao fuckin loser)

Ren accidently steps on a landmine.

(OH NO REN- Honestly me in the hunger games-)

Doc searches for firewood.

Bdubs steals from Jevin while he isn't looking.

Etho, Keralis, and False hunt for other tributes.

Scar steals from Beef while he isn't looking.

Fallen Tributes 1

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

MumboDistrict 10

ImpulseDistrict 11

WelsDistrict 8

RenDistrict 11

(Everyone except Mumbo and maybe Ren had an honourable death)

Night One

Biffa, Cleo, Grian, and Tango tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

(thats wholesome)

Bdubs and TFC hold hands.

(WHOLESOME)

Keralis defeats Jevin in a fight, but spares his life.

(...I THINK thats wholesome?)

False and Beef talk about the tributes still alive.

Etho destroys Joe's supplies while he is asleep.

Python fends Cub, Zed, and Doc away from his fire.

Stress tends to her wounds.

Iskall cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Scar climbs a tree to rest.

Xisuma is awoken by nightmares.

(Aw X :C)

Day Two

Python injures himself.

(Good job dumbass)

Stress defeats Biffa in a fight, but spares his life.

Bdubs and Zed work together for the day.

Tango questions his sanity.

Iskall attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.

(ISKALL WHY
ITS LIKE LAST TIME WHEN HE FELL INTO A PIT)

Keralis hunts for other tributes.

Cleo falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

(Oh for fucks sake)

Grian runs away from Beef.

Jevin constructs a shack.

Etho searches for firewood.

Joe and Xisuma work together for the day.

Cub scares Doc off.

False sets an explosive off, killing Scar, and TFC.

(GRANDAD AND SCAR NOOOOO)

Fallen Tributes 2

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

IskallDistrict 8

CleoDistrict 12

ScarDistrict 3

TFCDistrict 3

Night Two

Python climbs a tree to rest.

Joe, Zed, and Grian cheerfully sing songs together.

(Grian's friends died again and he is simply vibing. Again. Last time he was fishin)

Etho cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Beef tries to sing himself to sleep.

Biffa tries to sing himself to sleep.

Stress climbs a tree to rest.

Jevin looks at the night sky.

False and Doc huddle for warmth.

Tango climbs a tree to rest.

Cub passes out from exhaustion.

(oh boy)

Xisuma, Bdubs, and Keralis discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Day Three

Doc searches for firewood.

(Doc's goals are beyond our understanding)

Etho, Tango, and Jevin get into a fight. Tango triumphantly kills them both.

(Ouchies! Go, Tango!)

Zed questions his sanity.

(Honestly same)

False sets Keralis on fire with a molotov.

(MAN False is having NONE OF IT.)

Beef tries to sleep through the entire day.

Stress begs for Bdubs to kill her. He refuses, keeping Stress alive.

Python collects fruit from a tree.

Grian catches Cub off guard and kills him.

(OOF! Sorry, Cub)

Xisuma searches for a water source.

Biffa goes hunting.

Joe travels to higher ground.

Fallen Tributes 3

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

EthoDistrict 7

JevinDistrict 5

KeralisDistrict 10

CubDistrict 6

(Man I really wanted Etho to win)

12 Hermits remaining!

Night Three

Tango goes to sleep.

Joe tends to his wounds.

Biffa poisons Grian's drink. He drinks it and dies.

(DOnt TRuST biFfA EVer hE WIlL PoiSON You)

Xisuma questions his sanity.

(What a fucking mood)

Zed sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Bdubs and False huddle for warmth.

Beef tries to treat his infection.

Doc receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Python bashes Stress's head in with a mace.

(ouch okay PYTHON she didnt deserve that)

Day Four

Biffa, Python , and Tango hunt for other tributes.

Joe constructs a shack.

(Shacc...)

Beef tends to Xisuma's wounds.

Doc, False, and Bdubs hunt for other tributes.

Zed travels to higher ground.

Fallen Tributes Four

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

GrianDistrict 4

StressDistrict 7

(everyone I root for fuckin dies)

Night Four

NOTHING HAPPENS AGAIN I-

Day Five

Zed receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Tango runs away from Doc.

Python begs for Bdubs to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Python .

(o7)

Beef and Biffa hunt for other tributes.

Joe is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

(Good work Joe)

Xisuma pushes False off a cliff during a knife fight.

(Man. I really thought False could win lol)

Fallen Tributes 5

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

PythonDistrict 6

FalseDistrict 9

(See what I mean? I started rooting for False and she fucking dies)

Night Five

Doo do doooo waiting for things to HAPPEN

Things are getting boring again...
Lets shake things up for a final time!

The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Xisuma, Bdubs, and Joe confront each other, but grab what they want slowly to avoid conflict.

Zed decides not to go to The Feast.

Tango, Biffa, and Doc get into a fight. Tango triumphantly kills them both.

(Ouch! There goes Doc and Biffa)

Beef decides not to go to The Feast.

(Zed and Beef really said 'Fuck that shit')

Day Six

Bdubs is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

(bruh)

Tango decapitates Beef with a sword.

(Ouch!)

Xisuma is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

(YOU TOO?!)

Joe questions his sanity.

Zed receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Fallen Tributes 6

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

BiffaDistrict 5

DocDistrict 9

BeefDistrict 2

We are in the final 5 once more! We have Joe, Bdubs, Tango, Zedaph and Xisuma!

(X I swear to fuckin god if you win this game im giving it to whoever came in second because fuck you)

Night Six

Tango and Xisuma talk about the tributes still alive.

Bdubs begs for Zed to kill him. He refuses, keeping Bdubs alive.

Joe unknowingly eats toxic berries.

(JOE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A REDEMPTION ARC FOR YOUR DUMBASSERY IN THE LAST HH THING WE DID)

Day Seven

Bdubs, Tango, Xisuma, and Zed hunt for other tributes.

(......WHAT??????? WHO ARE THEY HUNTING FOR? FUCKIN JOE?! DO THEY NOT KNOW HE DI- Oh my gOD)

Fallen Tributes 7

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

JoeDistrict 2

Night Seven

Tango tends to his wounds.

Xisuma receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Bdubs accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

(The ONE TIME he doesnt just sleep)

Zed questions his sanity.

(Bruh same)

Final Three! Zed, Tango and X remain! It is looking good ZIT (oh sorry. ZT-)!

X istg you better not win-

Day Eight

NOTHING HAPPENS AAAAAAAA

Im bored again... Lets shake it up again! I lied last time THIS is the last one

ARENA EVENT!

A cloud of poisonous smoke starts to fill the arena.

Xisuma survives.

(X PLEASE JUST DIE I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO WIN)

Zed survives.

Tango is engulfed in the cloud of poisonous smoke.

(Oh SHIT NO TANGO)

Fallen Tributes 8

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

BdubsDistrict 1

TangoDistrict 1

We are in the final two! The final battle between Zedaph! Who will win the final round of Hermit Hunger Games Two Electric Boogaloo?!?!

(Please dont have X win Please dont have X win Please dont have X win Please dont have X win Please dont have X win Please dont have X win Please dont have X win Please dont have X win Please dont have X win Please dont have X wi)

Ladies and Gentlemen, all inbetween, outside and above and below, who wins? Who loses? Lets FIND OUT!

And... The Winner is...

Xisuma kills Zed with his own weapon.

X you have got to be shitting me

The Winner is X!

Again.

Uh

Good work X?
I did want someone else to win... so...

LETS DO IT AGAIN!

Im not saying I hate X... I just hate X right now because he won TWICE-

LETS GO AGAIN LADS OKAY

The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Doc snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Scar finds a canteen full of water.

Iskall runs into the cornucopia and hides.

False grabs a shovel.

Grian runs away from the Cornucopia.

Joe snatches a pair of sais.

Xisuma, Wels, Stress, and Beef share everything they gathered before running.

Zed and Python fight for a bag. Python gives up and retreats.

Cub finds a canteen full of water.

Mumbo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cleo grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

TFC finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

Bdubs snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Jevin retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Etho grabs a backpack and retreats.

Biffa clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

Impulse grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

(*Flashbacks to Joe*)

Ren kills Tango with his own weapon.

(ouchies.)

Keralis runs away from the Cornucopia.

Day One

Wels discovers a river.

(Good work Wels)

TFC, Mumbo, Python , Joe, and Xisuma track down and kill Biffa.

(Istg if X or Mumbo win this im deleting my account /j)

Jevin sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Cub overhears Etho and Bdubs talking in the distance.

Cleo overhears Stress and Scar talking in the distance.

Keralis hunts for other tributes.

Doc diverts Grian's attention and runs away.

Zed fishes.

Beef receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

(Beef with a hatchet what will he do)

Ren hunts for other tributes.

Impulse tries to spear fish with a trident.

Iskall fishes.

False goes hunting.

Fallen Tributes 1

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

TangoDistrict 1

BiffaDistrict 5

Night One

Grian goes to sleep.

Stress kills Keralis with a hatchet.

(APPARENTLY STRESS WILL KILL KERALIS WITH A HATCHET)

Joe sets an explosive off, killing Beef, Python , and Cub.

(oh! triple!)

Ren sets Etho on fire with a molotov.

(NO ETHO I WANTED HIM TO WIN)

Iskall thinks about home.

Scar, False, and Cleo sleep in shifts.

Impulse, Doc, Wels, TFC, and Mumbo track down and kill Bdubs.

(Ouch.)

Jevin receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

(Jevin with a hatchet what will he do next)

Xisuma attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Zed bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

(Fuck)

Day Two

Wels injures himself.

Impulse's trap kills Iskall.

(Ouch!)

Scar chases TFC.

(Ay leave grandpa alone!)

Joe and Stress hunt for other tributes.

Jevin scares Xisuma off.

(X please die someone else needs to win)

Ren collects fruit from a tree.

Doc fishes.

Mumbo is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

(dumbass)

False searches for a water source.

Grian sets an explosive off, killing Cleo.

(Nice)

Fallen Tributes 2

9 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

KeralisDistrict 10

BeefDistrict 2

PythonDistrict 6

CubDistrict 6

EthoDistrict 7

BdubsDistrict 1

ZedDistrict 4

IskallDistrict 8

CleoDistrict 12(Thats a lotta deaths)

Night 2

Stress strangles TFC after engaging in a fist fight.

(TFC will win one day)

Doc receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Xisuma and Wels run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

(X PLEASE)

Grian and Scar talk about the tributes still alive.

Ren, Mumbo, and Impulse discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Joe defeats Jevin in a fight, but spares his life.

False is awoken by nightmares.

Day 3

Joe chases Jevin.

Scar, Xisuma, Wels, and Grian hunt for other tributes.

Mumbo and Stress split up to search for resources.

Impulse injures himself.

(Bruh)

Doc searches for firewood.

Ren and False work together for the day.

Fallen Tributes 3

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

TFCDistrict 3

(RIP local server grandpa Im sorry you didnt win o7)

Night Three

Joe quietly hums.

Mumbo passes out from exhaustion.

Scar climbs a tree to rest.

Stress attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Doc is awoken by nightmares.

Wels unknowingly eats toxic berries.

(I wanted Wels to win as well I hate it here)

Jevin climbs a tree to rest.

Impulse, Xisuma, and False cheerfully sing songs together.

(Please kill X I want someone else to win)

Grian unknowingly eats toxic berries.

(AAAAAAA)

Ren looks at the night sky.

Day Four

Xisuma searches for firewood.

Jevin and Scar work together for the day.

Doc scares Mumbo off.

Impulse questions his sanity.

Ren, Joe, and False hunt for other tributes.

Stress questions her sanity.

(me because X wont DIE)

Fallen Tributes 4

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

WelsDistrict 8

GrianDistrict 4

(I really wanted Wels to win)

Night Four

Impulse, Mumbo, False, Jevin, and Doc sleep in shifts.

Ren, Joe, and Scar get into a fight. Scar triumphantly kills them both.

(Oof!)

Xisuma is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Stress receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

(X PLEASE IF YOU WIN AGAIN I WILL CRY)

Lets shake things up again!

The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Scar is unable to convince Doc to not kill him.

(ouch!)

Stress falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

(Coincidence?     Probably.)

Mumbo shoots a poisonous blow dart into Impulse's neck, slowly killing him.

(Mumbo I did not just spend 10 minutes making a whole other simulations so X wouldnt win for YOU to swoop in and steal a second win)

Jevin stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.

False kills Xisuma as he tries to run.

(YEAAAAAAAH X IS GONE CRAB 

At least X wont win)

Day Five

False collects fruit from a tree.

Mumbo strangles Jevin after engaging in a fist fight.

(ouch!)

Doc is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

We are at the final Three! Mumbo, Doc and False remains! Istg Mumbo please dont win or I WILL DO THIS AGAIN

Fallen Tributes Seven

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

RenDistrict 11

JoeDistrict 2

ScarDistrict 3

StressDistrict 7

ImpulseDistrict 11

XisumaDistrict 12

JevinDistrict 5

Night Five

False silently snaps Mumbo's neck.

(oh thank GOD)

Doc accidently steps on a landmine.

(OH-)

The winner is False from District 9!!!

AT LEAST ITS NOT X OR MUMBO

The most kills: Mumbo and Joe (Both sharing 4!)

Last place: Tango lmao clown

I kinda wanna do a fifth one because four is a shite number

This time, lets set the death rate VERY high...

The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Doc runs away with a lighter and some rope.

Joe runs away from the Cornucopia.

Mumbo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Jevin severely injures Cub, but puts him out of his misery.

Wels snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Xisuma strangles Biffa with a rope.

Tango grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

Beef runs away from the Cornucopia.

Keralis, TFC, Bdubs, and Iskall share everything they gathered before running.

Stress repeatedly stabs Ren to death with sais.

Zed finds a canteen full of water.

Etho stabs Impulse with a tree branch.

Python takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.

Grian runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cleo falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Scar sets False on fire with a molotov.

(OH GOD THE DEATH RATE IS HIGH)

Day One

Tango catches Keralis off guard and kills him.

Etho stalks Zed.

TFC receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Jevin chases Stress.

Bdubs fishes.

Wels camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Xisuma, Scar, Grian, Iskall, and Joe hunt for other tributes.

Doc makes a slingshot.

Python is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Mumbo tries to sleep through the entire day.

Beef falls into a pit and dies.

(oh for GODS SAKE BEEF)

Fallen Tributes 1

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

CubDistrict 6

BiffaDistrict 5

RenDistrict 11

ImpulseDistrict 11

CleoDistrict 12

FalseDistrict 9

KeralisDistrict 10

BeefDistrict 2

Night One

Zed quietly hums.

Bdubs accidently steps on a landmine.

(Oof.)

Grian and Joe talk about the tributes still alive.

Wels tries to sing himself to sleep.

Tango receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

TFC tends to his wounds.

Scar tends to Jevin's wounds.

Etho dies of dysentery.

(Ouchies-)

Xisuma defeats Stress in a fight, but spares her life.

Iskall climbs a tree to rest.

Doc receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Python receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Mumbo goes to sleep.

Day Two

Doc bashes TFC's head in with a mace.

(ONE DAY HE WILL WIN)

Xisuma fishes.

(If X wins again I will cry)

Tango sprains his ankle while running away from Joe.

Mumbo questions his sanity.

Wels, Jevin, Python , Grian, and Zed hunt for other tributes.

Stress stabs Scar while his back is turned.

(SCAR NO)

Iskall tries to sleep through the entire day.

Fallen Tributes 2

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

BdubsDistrict 1

EthoDistrict 7

TFCDistrict 3

ScarDistrict 3

Night Two

Python stays awake all night.

Stress screams for help.

Mumbo, Iskall, Grian, and Jevin sleep in shifts.

Joe convinces Doc to snuggle with him.

Zed climbs a tree to rest.

Wels starts a fire.

Xisuma and Tango run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Day Three

Python is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

(Oof)

Joe accidently steps on a landmine.

(Oh noes!)

Iskall fishes.

Jevin and Xisuma threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

(WELL AT LEAST X WONT WIN)

Wels discovers a cave.

Tango tries to spear fish with a trident.

Grian questions his sanity.

Doc diverts Mumbo's attention and runs away.

Stress tries to sleep through the entire day.

Zed fishes.

Fallen Tributes 3

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

JoeDistrict 2

JevinDistrict 5

XisumaDistrict 12

Night Three

Doc starts a fire.

Grian screams for help.

Python and Stress run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Zed questions his sanity.

Wels and Mumbo huddle for warmth.

Tango starts a fire.

Iskall loses sight of where he is.

Lets shake things up ONE LAST TIME!

Unless Mumbo wins

The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Zed gathers as much food into a bag as he can before fleeing.

(Smart move)

Stress shoots an arrow at Wels, but misses and kills Python instead.

(FUCK I really want Wels to win so im scared)

Iskall shoots an arrow into Doc's head.

Tango decides not to go to The Feast.

Grian and Mumbo get into a fight over raw meat, but Grian gives up and runs away.

(It's raw meat)

Day Four

Tango thinks about home.

Wels constructs a shack.

(Please dont die Wels)

Iskall sprains his ankle while running away from Grian.

Stress sprains her ankle while running away from Mumbo.

Zed dies from thirst.

(For gods sake Zed)

Fallen Tributes 4

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

PythonDistrict 6

DocDistrict 9

ZedDistrict 4

Night Four

Nothin happens

Day Five

Tango fishes.

Wels overpowers Grian, killing him.

(Oh!)

Mumbo, Stress, and Iskall get into a fight. Mumbo triumphantly kills them both.

(O H)

MUMBO DONT WIN I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO

FINAL THREE! WELS, TANGO AND MUMBO REMAIN!

Arena Event!

Carnivorous squirrels start attacking the tributes.

Tango tries to kills as many squirrels as he can, but there are too many.

(OH IS HE DEAD?)

Wels uses the squirrels to his advantage, shoving Mumbo into them.

(OH THANK GOD WELS YOU LEGEND)

Fallen Tributes 5

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

GrianDistrict 4

StressDistrict 7

IskallDistrict 8

TangoDistrict 1

MumboDistrict 10

The winner of the Final Final Round is Welsknight from District 8!

The most kills: Stress (3 kills!)

Last place: Cub lol 

That brings the scores to the Hermit Hunger Games Victories to...

Stress = 1

Iskall = 1

Scar = 1

Mumbo = 1

X = 2 (Bruh)

Wels = 1

False = 1

Congratulations to our winners from this game:

Xisuma (TWICE APPARENTLY), Welsknight, Mumbo Jumbo, and FalseSymmetry!

We WILL do another one eventually, with different teams and maybe some new hermits! Thank you for watching the Second Hermit Hunger Games!

(Side Notes: This whole thing is almost 6000 words long why am I like thi)