Stress: they say that the amount of Ys there are in someone's hey is how much they love you in an romantic way, Iskall, so, heyyyyy

Iskall's mind: oh no oh no oh no, I need to break up with her but, her heart will break, umm, uhhhh,

Iskall: he

Stress: wait, what?

Iskall: I'm sorry Stress, I only dated you so I wouldn't break your heart, I really love ren, can we at least stay friends?

Stress: y- yeah, sure, we can stay friends... (I don't know if she should be cool with it or become a full on yandere to create some drama, so I'll let y'all decide)

Iskall: you good?

Stress: yeah, I'm fine.

Iskall: okay then, I'm going to let everyone know that we broke up, see you later I guess.

(Later)

You sure she's good?

Iskall: I don't know, but I'm going to try to give her some space.

Okay, see you later I guess.

End

By tomorrow, I did actually mean tomorrow (real time) when Iskall was going to break it off tomorrow.
Anyway, I'll write a follow up on how stress took this based off of what you people and what Facebook says soon.