@Kinshi___:

I dare all the hermits to tell a deep dare secret

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I believe "dare" actually means dark but ehh...

I didn't know how many Hermits were actually active, so I went online and took a list of EVERY SINGLE HERMIT...

This is a very long chapter... I warn you...

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BdoubleO: I don't have secrets...

LIAR!

BdoubleO: Y U BULLYING ME?

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Biffa: I have a se- no... Not saying that...

What?

Biffa: Cuz it isn't good...

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Cubfan135: I'm part if the ConVex!

We know that...

Cubfan135: Oh... Then... I have a crush on... Scar...

OMG YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS

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Doc: Uhm... I dunno...

That's what they all say...

Doc: Okay... Lemme think...

Mhm

I secretly want the G-team to win...

WOW
OK

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Etho: No

YES

Etho: No

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False: The reason why I'm always so busy is cuz I have no choice...

?

False:NOTHING! *smiles*

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Grian: I am TheCraftedMovie...

Bruh... I already knew that...

Grian: Wait... How do you know?

I'm an OG fan

Grian: Huh... Well... Uh...

COME ON!!!

Grian: My cats control me...

*le gasp* SO ITS TRUE!!!

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Hypo: Do u even know who I am?

No

Hypo: Then how do u expect me to answer?

Just spill

Hypo: U DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!!

I DON'T KNOW A LOT OF THESE HERMITS!

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Impulse: I'm tired of Tango annoying me with his "anti ghast" thing...

I don't even think he's annoying u...

Impulse: I dunno, I'm just making things up...

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Iskall85: I'm actually pretty jealous that Mumbo and Grian are fusions together, and I'm not fused with Grian... X sucks!

Xisuma: HEY

XD

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Jessasin: The reason why I'm not always active is cuz I am always busy outside the fourth wall...

Uhuh...

Jessasin: Hypno said that it's okay to lie cuz you dont know much about me anyways...

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Jevin: I only joined the G-team cuz Grian's in it... And he's good at destruction!

...

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Joehills: I love my family so much! I could never ask for anything better!

That's not really a secret.. But ehh... I can't complain with your words...

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Mumbo: I am actually for- No...

"No" what?

Mumbo: I am jealous that Grian accepts Taurtis as a better bro, than me...

I don't think Taurtis even is a bro...

Mumbo: Oh...

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Python: The reason why I decided to have my base near the battlefield is cuz I want my backyard to have a massive hole in it!

XD

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Rendog: I actually am scared of the Civil War

OwO

Rendog: I'm GONNA DIE AGAIN! *cries*

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Scar: I was magically born with building skills!

That explains a lot...

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Stress: I was having A LOT of fun stressing Grian out, right after the ceasefire was over!

Grian: HEY! I WAS GOING CRAZY!

Stress: It was funny! U don't know how HILARIOUS it was seeing you GI!

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Tango: I was very flattered when Grian called me majestic, when I was in the control room...

Why is nobody telling me their darkest secrets?

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TinFoilChef: What is there to say?

Do you have any secrets?

TinFoilChef: N-no...

I highly doubt that...

TinFoilChef: Oh...

So far, I've been passive with everyone, so its okay...

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Welsknight: I am a knight! And I serve the queen!

Suuuurrre

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xBCrafted: I was told that you were passive?

Hmph
Fine...

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Xisuma: I secretly know that Mumbo's a quadruple mole... But I didn't tell anyone cuz I want The G-team to win!

O_O

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Zedaph: I'm still mad at Grian for banning me!

Uhuh...?

Zedaph: Hey! I don't HAVE any secrets!

Me neither, so stick it.

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ZombieCleo: The reason why I don't burn as a zombie is cuz I'm also part teacher, which makes me a good zombie! And good Zombies don't burn!

I thought u were chaotic-neu-

ZombieCleo: GOOD ZOMBIES DON'T BURN!

I'm pretty sure you just wear a helm-

ZombieCleo: GOOD ZOMBIES DON'T BURN!!!

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YAAYY I DID IT!

NOW TO DO THE LAST TWO DARES!