Word Count : 433

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Most of these quotes will be made up by me!
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Pearl : So, how is Hermitcraft actually?
Grian : Oh, well it's really cool. We've got an Admin who the Watchers are scared to hell of.
Pearl : Wait, what do you-
Grian : A shit ton of us can use magic. All of us are probably insane from all the angst we endure-
Pearl : What's angst?
Grian :
Pearl :
Grian :
Pearl : Grian...?
Grian : Your time will come.

Xeno : *carrying a Green Jevin* Guys! Look at what I found!
Hels : What is that?
Xeno : Its an Evil iJevin!
True : Really?
BadTimes : How do you know he's evil?
NPC : He looks more cute than evil...
Xeno : Just watch.
gJevin : I go to bed at 10pm instead of 9pm.
The Evil Gang :
gJevin :
The Evil Gang :
NPC : Holy shit-
Hels : Kill it with fire-

Wels : I'm tired, I think I'm gonna go decompose in the Void now.
Joe : Please, I'm literally begging you to call it a fucking bed.

The sun : *Exists*
Bdubs : "And I took that personally."

Joe : Y'all could've'nt!
Impulse : Yes, I understand completely.
False : *Visible Confusion*

Ethos : So who would win? A moose or a deer?
Gem :
Ethos :
Gem :
Ethos :
Gem : *Draws out sword* Welp, one way to find out.
Ethos : *Panic*

Xisuma : I turn away for one second and you build an army of Evil Clones of us behind my back.
Xeno with his Evil Gang : I literally don't know what you're talking about.

Mumbo : Guys, why do we kill stuff?
Zedaph : Its the unfortunate side effect to sustain ourselves.
xB : Its the circle of life.
Cleo : Because things are fucking annoying.
Grian : And its 2:35am -<-

Xisuma : Oh shit-
False : No, it's the day
Mumbo : Holy hell what do we do-
Doc : What are you all worrying about?
Grian : Its the Fourth Of July
Iskall : ... So?
Stress : Its the day they left.
Doc :
Iskall :
Doc :
Iskall : Oh shit.
The Server : *Spontaneously explodes into red, white and blue fireworks*

Tango : I'm so hot~
Jevin : You're literally on fire.
Tango : Hot damn~

Ren : I'm glad you could help me with this loss, Doc.
Doc : Ren you just dipped your arm into a silver paint bucket and put a chunk of iron over your face. You didn't actually loose your arm or eye, du-
Ren : We're twinning with Iskall now!
Doc : What-

Gem : Stress, Cleo, Pearl, False and I are creating a punk ass girl gang, wanna join?
Ren : Aw yeah!
Joe : Let's go!

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Fin

*Laughs in Fourth Of July*

Also yes I know this is a day early- but its 10pm and I'm impatient-