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(13) OUR Shitposts

Word Count : 466

Requested By : haha_sleep_go_brrr

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I've got some Mumbo and Wels interaction for the first part-

And for the second part I've got a crack recap summary for all previous twelve chapters-

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Hhhh- sorry if it's short-
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Mumbo : So, what if- instead of aliens existing, we were the aliens?
Wels : Elaborate?
Mumbo : No.

Wels : Dang, I hate all these demons in my head.
Hels : Demons? Who else are you fuckin' seeing?
Wels : I have a life outside of you, get in line for my soul.
Hels : Our soul.
Mumbo : Who are you talking to, Wels?

Mumbo : Lol I don't really get sleep.
Wels : How the fuck are you still standing?
Mumbo : Idk man, but I'm about to chug this monster coffee.
Wels : Mumbo don't you dare.
Wels : Mumbo?

Mumbo : What do you want to eat bro?
Hels : Oh! I want a bagel!
Wels : The Bagel's soul.
Hels : Bitch?
Mumbo : Pardon?
Wels : Oh sorry, I said I wanted a soul.
Mumbo :
Hels :
Wels : Shit wait-

Mumbo and Wels : Are arguing
Wels : Well at least I didn't look like baby Todoroki when I was a kid!
Mumbo : Well at least I didn't have two personalities that represents good and evil!
Welsknight was slain by Headcanon lore drop

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Our Start
Grian : Aight lads, this is your new home.
Pearl and Gem : Grian please we're tRaUmAtIzEd-

The Green Slime
Jevin : Bitch I thought we was homies.
Xeno : Lol the only homies I have are homos.
Jevin : Scus me?

Legacy's Turn
Pearl : Dang, I thought this would all be easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Pearl : But at the moment everything is difficult difficult lemon difficult.

TFC vs The Grand Watcher
TFC : Why you always lying? Why you always lying? Oh my gods- stOP FUCKING LYIN'-

Poultry Man A.U
Mumbo : Lol master Xelqua guess who I saw.
Grian : Who?
Mumbo : Not your parents.
Grian : Mumbo why do you hurt me in this way?
Mumbo : Because they told me too.
Grian : Who?
Mumbo : Not your parents.

Incorrect Quotes 1
The Hermits : Lol we're just all crackheads still-

Beautiful World (Hetalia A.U)
Grian : Why is everyone taller than me-
Pearl : Come on, we aren't that short.
Mumbo : "lol I'm 6'6"
Grian and Pearl : cri

Gaurdian Accident (Part 2)
Impulse : Why does the universe hate me?
Me : Lol angst headcanons go brrr.

Incorrect Quotes 2
The Hermits : Lol we're still crackheads, except its even more so.

Hypno's Slight Story
Hypnotized : Hi my name is Hypno and I have short term memory loss.
Hypnotized :
Hypnotized : Hi, my name is Hypno and I have short term memory loss.

Joe's Regret
Joe : Drunk rambling. Man, birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
xB : Also drunk rambling. Dam you right-

OUR Shitposts
Hermits : Dam-

Fin
I awoke from my rare amounts of slumber to give you this-

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