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Incorrect Quotes #3

{Heyo Lovelies ,it's been awhile ! I've just not felt up to write as of late :'D , soo I decided to come back with some more incorrect quotes :'D ,so anywho hope ya lovelies have an amazing day ! <3}
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Biffa: ‘Person of interest’ is almost too flattering

Biffa: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, ‘A man has bee murdered in your building and you are a person of interest’ I’d be like, Moi? Oh do go on’

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Grian: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year…...is me. That’s right,  another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed!

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Xisuma: So what do you do?

Biffa: I work in genetic research, and I’m currently trying to eliminate all Cancers

Xisuma: Wow, impressive

Biffa: Then I’ll move on to Leos.

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Xisuma: I’m incredibly fast at math

Ex: Alright, what’s 30x17?

Xisuma:47

Ex: That’s not even close

Xisuma: But it was fast

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Grian: How’s the sexiest person here~

Xenon(Ex) : I don’t know, how are they~?

Grian,flustered: I---

Hels, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!

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Joe: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Cleo: Killed without hesitation

Joe:......

Joe:No

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Grian: You have to apologize to Xenon

Hels: Fine

Hels: ‘Unfuck you’ or whatever

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Doc: Truth or dare?

Etho: Dare

Doc: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Etho: Hey Bdubs

Bdubs, flustered: Y-Yeah?

Etho: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Beef

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Doc *Screams*

Bdubs *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Beef: Should we do something?

Etho: No, I want to see who wins.

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Beef: Where are you going?

Etho: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide on the way

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Etho:Theif.

Beef: Thief?

Etho: Theif.

Beef: I before E, except after C.

Etho: Thceif.

Beef: No

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Bdubs: Bad things keep happening to me like I have bad luck or something.

Doc: Bdubs, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because your a dumbass.

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Etho: You love me, right, Beef?

Beef: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

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Hels: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Wels: Wow, you could start with a ‘Good morning’

Hels: ‘Good morning’. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Bdubs: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Scar:  My record is four, but I think I can do it

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Xisuma: Dammit Xenon!

Ex: What It wasn’t me!

Xisuma: Sorry force of habit. Dammit, Hels!

Hels: Not me either.

Xisuma: Oh….Then who set the house on fire?

Wels *whistles*

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Etho, Beef, and Bdubs are sitting on a bench

Doc: Why do you guys look so sad?

Etho: Sit down with us so we can tell you

*Doc sits down*

Beef: The bench is freshly painted.

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Beef:  Why is Bdubs so sad?

Etho: They took one of those ‘Which character are you?’ quizzes

Beef: And?

Etho: They got Doc

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Grian: I am not out of control! I’m a law-abiding citizen!

Doc: Really? Name one law

Grian: Don’t kill people?

Doc: That’s on me, I set the bar too low.

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Bdubs:  With great power comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Xisuma: People always are asking me if I’m a morning person or a night person.

Xisuma: And I’m just like ‘Buddy! I’m barely even a PERSON!’

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Etho: Okay, okay stop asking me if I’m straight, gay, bi, or whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT!

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Doc: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Etho:I’m going to defeat you with the power of Friendship! …...And this knife I found

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Zedaph: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Impulse: Your a hazard to society

Tango: And a coward, do TWENTY!!!

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Impulse: I trust both Tango and Zedaph

Xisuma: You think they know what they’re doing?

Impulse: I wouldn’t  go that far

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Tango: Don’t worry, I got a plan

Etho: Alright?

Etho: Excuse me?

Tango: What?

Etho:

Tango:

Tango: No wait

*Tango was  the imposter*

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