Incorrect Quotes #3
{Heyo Lovelies ,it's been awhile ! I've just not felt up to write as of late :'D , soo I decided to come back with some more incorrect quotes :'D ,so anywho hope ya lovelies have an amazing day ! <3}
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Biffa: ‘Person of interest’ is almost too flattering
Biffa: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, ‘A man has bee murdered in your building and you are a person of interest’ I’d be like, ‘Moi? Oh do go on’
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Grian: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year…...is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed!
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Xisuma: So what do you do?
Biffa: I work in genetic research, and I’m currently trying to eliminate all Cancers
Xisuma: Wow, impressive
Biffa: Then I’ll move on to Leos.
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Xisuma: I’m incredibly fast at math
Ex: Alright, what’s 30x17?
Xisuma:47
Ex: That’s not even close
Xisuma: But it was fast
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Grian: How’s the sexiest person here~
Xenon(Ex) : I don’t know, how are they~?
Grian,flustered: I---
Hels, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!
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Joe: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Cleo: Killed without hesitation
Joe:......
Joe:No
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Grian: You have to apologize to Xenon
Hels: Fine
Hels: ‘Unfuck you’ or whatever
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Doc: Truth or dare?
Etho: Dare
Doc: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Etho: Hey Bdubs
Bdubs, flustered: Y-Yeah?
Etho: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Beef
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Doc *Screams*
Bdubs *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Beef: Should we do something?
Etho: No, I want to see who wins.
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Beef: Where are you going?
Etho: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide on the way
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Etho:Theif.
Beef: Thief?
Etho: Theif.
Beef: I before E, except after C.
Etho: Thceif.
Beef: No
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Bdubs: Bad things keep happening to me like I have bad luck or something.
Doc: Bdubs, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because your a dumbass.
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Etho: You love me, right, Beef?
Beef: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it
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Hels: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Wels: Wow, you could start with a ‘Good morning’
Hels: ‘Good morning’. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Bdubs: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Scar: My record is four, but I think I can do it
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Xisuma: Dammit Xenon!
Ex: What It wasn’t me!
Xisuma: Sorry force of habit. Dammit, Hels!
Hels: Not me either.
Xisuma: Oh….Then who set the house on fire?
Wels *whistles*
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Etho, Beef, and Bdubs are sitting on a bench
Doc: Why do you guys look so sad?
Etho: Sit down with us so we can tell you
*Doc sits down*
Beef: The bench is freshly painted.
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Beef: Why is Bdubs so sad?
Etho: They took one of those ‘Which character are you?’ quizzes
Beef: And?
Etho: They got Doc
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Grian: I am not out of control! I’m a law-abiding citizen!
Doc: Really? Name one law
Grian: Don’t kill people?
Doc: That’s on me, I set the bar too low.
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Bdubs: With great power comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Xisuma: People always are asking me if I’m a morning person or a night person.
Xisuma: And I’m just like ‘Buddy! I’m barely even a PERSON!’
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Etho: Okay, okay stop asking me if I’m straight, gay, bi, or whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT!
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Doc: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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Etho:I’m going to defeat you with the power of Friendship! …...And this knife I found
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Zedaph: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Impulse: Your a hazard to society
Tango: And a coward, do TWENTY!!!
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Impulse: I trust both Tango and Zedaph
Xisuma: You think they know what they’re doing?
Impulse: I wouldn’t go that far
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Tango: Don’t worry, I got a plan
Etho: Alright?
Etho: Excuse me?
Tango: What?
Etho:
Tango:
Tango: No wait
*Tango was the imposter*
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