Somehow I think

It doesn't matter how you feel

It matters how you look

And how much sex appeal

You manage

Your advantage

Is as random as a deal

Falling through

But I have nothing against you

I'm just a hermit

The frog

Lonely as a log

Sitting in the woods

For eons

I'm being

Sat on

But they don't know I'm alive

Sad inside

All Kermits

Aside