Hello!

This story has been sitting in drafts for a while. I wasn't happy with it, so I unpublished it.  I've done some revising that I'm happier with. I hope you enjoy.

Before we begin, I'm going to leave you some notes and warnings. This is your only heads up, so if you complain down the line don't expect me to care.  You were warned. If you skipped this introduction (why the hell am I even addressing you, you aren't reading this!) it's your own fault.

This story contains the following:

-Adult language
-Adult situations
-Bad behavior
-A female OC
-Spastic and/or Crack-y behaviors
-Rambling journal entries
-Numerous potted ficus
-Second-hand embarrassment
-Shipping
-Non-Shipping
-Geongminie
-Typos
-Questionable managerial decisions
-Puns

Be aware that this story takes place pre-HYBE, when BangPD-nim was still CEO, the company was still BigHit Entertainment, and Sejin-nim was not yet promoted to co-leader of the artist protocol department.

This is not a romance, it is a comedy.  While there may be some romantic shenanigans, that is not the purpose of this one.