Idiots
I chuckled at Andy as he groaned in pain. "Woops?" I questioned I mean I didn't mean to do it that hard it was just.. well... I don't know what it was. "WHAT THE HELL DEMI!!!" he yelled but before he said hell I covered Lily's ears "NO BAD WORDS!!! there are children here!" "Yeah, Like YOU!" I put a hand to my chest and acted offended Andy just scoffed at my amazing acting. "Okay lets go I'm hungry!" I shouted as I started to walk off "Wait I want to come toooo" whined Andy.
I turned around and waved my hand in a gesture for everyone to follow me. I didn't go to the tree this time, this time I went to a random place in the forest next to the stream that goes through it. I went over to the stream and armed my self with my bow aiming it at the water ,then letting go of the arrow, I walked over to the stream and lifted my arrow out of the water on the end of it was a fish big enough to feed a starving man for a couple of months if he rationed it. I looked at it and shrugged I guess this will do. "Hey Lily can you get some wood for a fire just don't get lost" I kindly requested she nodded and then left. "So why do I have to guards and a lord following me?" I asked "I was making sure you didn't kill anyone seeing as your a bandit" Fraiser answered Andy looked annoyed by that comment the guards were surprised and Mathew well he looked amused.
I looked down to fish then to Fraiser "Fine, if you want to make unneeded comments like that you're not getting any fish" I stated he looked dumb founded that I decided to talk back. Then one of his guards cleared his throat I looked over and it was the annoying guard "Well if you are out here to murder us then why not now or are you waiting till we are so far into the forest that no one will here us scream?" He inquired. If looks could kill Andy would have them both six feet under, Mathew was laughing his head off and sleepy guard looked shocked to say the least. "Okay so who else volunteers to not be fed?" I questioned no one else spoke. " I got the wood, where do I put it Mummy?" She questioned, I was taken back that she called me mummy, Mathew laughed harder, Andy looked confused, the guards muffled a laugh and Fraiser raised his eyebrow in question.
"oh thank you, just stack them on the rocks over there and Mathew start the fire I need to skin the fish" I ordered. "yes mam" answered Mathew as he went to start the fire. I sat down and started to skin the fish with the top of the sword. "So want to tell how you ended up with a child?" I looked up and noticed it was Andy that asked I looked over to Lily and saw her watching Mathew make fire. "Well we are cell neighbours, surprising I know and don't ask why she is in a cell because I don't even know" I answered. I heard stomping and then yelling I looked up and it was Andy pinning Fraiser to the ground then one of guards tackled and pinned Andy to the ground whilst the other helped Fraiser off of the ground.
"HEY! GET OFF HIM!" I yelled standing up skinned fish in one hand sword in the other. I walked over there pushed the guards off of Andy, kicked Fraiser's feet out from underneath him and then held them all with a sword to their throats. " NO-ONE TOUCHES ANYONE! Do I make my self clear!" I said loud enough for them to know I was serious one nodded, one scoffed and the other acted like a victim. "DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!" I said once again "yes lady" came from sleepy guard a nod came from annoying guard and Fraiser was reluctant to nod but did it anyway. "Yeah you get them Demi!" Cheered on Andy. I swung back around and put the tip of my sword at his throat "And you should know better than to go and attack someone with backup!" I exclaimed. He nodded and grumbled at the same time. He is such a child. " And that is why I am smart enough to not get into the bad side of Demi, Lily" explained Mathew as he sat with Lily "Hey boss lady fire has started!" explained Mathew. I grabbed a stick scewered the fish and then rested it above the fire.
"At least there is two people with a brain here" I said to myself "and who may those two be?" asked Fraiser " The kid called Lily and the starving Mathew can we please have an around of applause for these two winners!?" I exclaimed. I looked around I saw a happy Mathew and lily, I saw a grumpy Andy and Fraiser and two amused guards. Then there was a russle in the bushes quiet but I heard it. I walked over to the bushes and pounced on who was hiding, I pinned their arms to their back and their body to the floor. I looked at who it was and surprisingly it was my sister Hope. "oh. oh... WAIT WHAT? What the... What are you doing here?" I asked as my brain was slowly processing this "Well as you can see I am at the most luxurious Inn to ever exist it is called the ground!" Said my very amusing sister. Then I realised I was still pinning her so I quickly got off and helped her up, then I hugged her like a normal person.
"HEY BEST BUDDIE!!" yelled Mathew as he bear hugged Hope, aww. I went over to the fire and looked at the fish it was cooked so I wolf whistled and held the fish up "who is HUNGRY?" I asked in an excited voice.
~Time skip~
(Author's note:
there is going to be a conversation so M- is Mathew, F- is Fraiser, D- is Demi/Detrys, H- is Hope, L- is Lilly, A- is Andy, AG- is annoying guard and SG- is Sleepy Guard.)
Everyone was eating then someone decided to speak.
F- Why didn't I get any Fish?
D- because you were being rude.
AG- and what about me?
D- Same exact thing.
SG- Thanks for the fish! It's delicious!
H- Agreed. It is tasty.
L- YEP mama is best cook!
H- *chokes and coughs* mama?
A- Yeah you're a full pledged mother now! So anyway Fraiser why was there a child in a cell?
H- *chokes and coughs again* this precious little baby was in a cell?
M- *rubs Hope's back* just eat your food.
F- Well this child had committed a crime and was sentenced for a life in prison.
D- And was this crime? A crime so bad it put a 7 year old in jail?
F- She has stolen from my chambers and then wasted the stolen items on stupid pathetic items!
A- And what we're these oh so jail worthy items
L- I didn't steal anything!
M- Kid said she didn't steal anything what is your evidence oh so mighty lord.
F- She had stolen my golden money, sword and my very precious emerald and diamond gemstones!
D- What exactly did she do to these items that is jail worthy.
F- Wouldn't you like to know!
H- Well yeah I'm pretty interested so I would like to know.
AG- So your sister can go and do the same exact thing like the filthy Bandit she is! She is probably a thief to like every other Bandit there is.
D- Hey guard people can I know your names because in my head I have been calling you Annoying guard*points to AG* and Sleepy guard*points to SG*
SG- Samuel is the name monkey girl!
L, M, H-*dies of laughter*
A- What? Why?
D- Sammy it is then!
F- Ha! you have a stupid name!
H- Shut it FANCY PANTS!
F- *Points at AG* his name is Alex
D- Well then Alexandria the soon to be queen, your courtship awaits you.
AG/ A- HAHAHA very FUNNY!
^sarcasm
L- Done!
M- Seconds please!
SG/ S- No fish left.
D- Well since everyone is finished let's head back.
Word Count: 1428 =]
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