"I'm dating"

"What?" They shrieked unanimously.

"I'm dating Hannah."

Everybody choked on their breakfast, coughing and reaching out for water.

"When did this happen?" Hoseok asked.

"Two weeks ago."

A hand smacked him.

"Hyung..." Yoongi whined.

"What? I was the first one to know about her. Why didn't you tell me about dating thing?"

"I was about to." He replied feeling shy because of all the eyes on him.

"Did you two..." Jin completed the sentence making his hand kiss.
Yoongi rolled his eyes then nodded.

"Ohh my god! You should have asked me you inexperienced piece of shit. I'm good at things like this."

"Hyung kissing yourself in the mirror doesn't count as experience." Jimin snorted.

"Why'd you even do that?" Hoseok asked Jin with wide eyes and a grossed out expression.

"Shut up. There's a child in the room." Jin said loudly.

"I know all the things I need to know."

Another smack and this time the victim was Jungkook.

"Come on. He is 21. Guys of his age are having children." Taehyung said.

"That happens accidentally idiots."

"According to a report last year, the pregnancy rate was 7.2 per 1000 teenagers." Namjoon started speaking.

"Here we go again." Everybody in the room said.

"And the rate of teenage pregnancy in America was reported to be 18.8 per 1000. A total of 194, 377 babies were born..."

"Ok calm down Joon. Here eat this." Hoseok said snatching a jar of jam from Jimin and handing it to Namjoon.

"We were talking about dating. I don't even know how do you guys ended up talking about pregnancy rate in America?" Yoongi said standing up from his chair.

"He started it" Jungkook argued pointing towards Jin.

"No, he was the one who talk about having babies." Jin said loudly.

"What the___"

"I was thinking about asking her to come over and introduce you guys but you know what, I think we can skip that."

"What! Noooo" All of them again screamed.

"Jin hyung met her. I want to meet her too." Jungkook pleaded with his bambi eyes. He knew Yoongi couldn't resist them.

"Okay stop emotionally blackmailing me."

"How about this Sunday?" Yoongi suggested.

"No, I can't sleep at any other place that's not my bed and we have practice on Monday so can't risk it."

"What your bed and practice has do to with her coming over?"

"I don't want to hear you two doing things you know. That means I've to leave the dorm." Yoongi confusedly asked not understanding the comment.

"Seriously this guy." Yoongi rolled his eyes frustratingly.
"We are not going to do things. It's just for letting her know what kinda zoo I'm living in with 6 weird creatures "

"Yeah 6. She already knows the 7th one."Taehyung said sassily.

"Ok Sunday it is."

"Will she spend the day? Staying over?" Jungkook asked excitingly.

"Yeah maybe. If she is not weirded out by all of you."

"Oh Shut up. If she has accepted to date you then she won't be weirded out by us. Your one of us. Why do you keep forgetting it Yoongi?"

"Ok. You all can stop dissing me. I'll invite her. Y'all better behave."

"Ok daddy." Jimin said and everybody body cackled.