Abigail: I don't know if you've heard of Les Miserables, but this is Enjy. (He's in act two)

Enjolras: Don't call me "Enjy"

Abigail: Sorry. Enjolras.

Abigail: He's not actually in love with me. He's in love with France.

Enjolras: I'm not in love with-- Well...

Abigail: He also likes to sing about his problems, which recently have all been me...

Enjolras: You needn't be so hard of yourself. You're only half of my problems.

A/N: Asked by Cocobunny1 Thank you! Honestly, avoid Les Mis if you can. You'll wind up crying on the floor. Also, Enjolras made a joke. Let us all take this moment to reflect on the rare and beautiful things in life.