Abigail: Hey, Steve? Do you remember the name of those corn chips with the nacho cheese?

Steve Rogers: Doritos. How could I forget? You kept pointing at them and saying "Hey, look. It's you!"

Steve Rogers: I still don't get it...

Abigail (off-screen): That cheesy. That corny.

A/N: Get it? Because he has the exact shoulder-to-waist ratio of a Dorito? (Or as I like to call it, the Doratio) This is hilarious, people! It's also drawn on the back of a very ancient drawing of Piper McLean. I am wearing one of my Sunday church dresses which probably belongs on a grandma... But, whatever. It's comfortable.