"This is awkward" I sit next to Emily, both of us are in the waiting area as Leah is fully dilated. It's been over thirty hours since Leah went into labor and she kept saying how much she hates Sam. After her third centimeter she wouldn't dilate anymore so I suggested stimulation, like orgasms. I left when Leah looked at Eric, Sam and Emily wondered why I was in the waiting room and I soon explained the situation. Sam left the hospital at that before coming back a few hours later with Paul and Jared.

"Think about being in the delivery room" I add "I mean Leah's ex fiancé and current boyfriend?"

"Your right" she laughs "that is awkward" we stay silent again, until Emily asks "will Leah ever forgive me?"

"How does the imprint bond work?" I ask

"Sam and I could have had a sibling relationship, friendship or a lovers relationship" she admits after a moment

"And doesn't Sam be willing to be whatever?" I ask, she nods her head "so on some level it's partially your fault and his, who suggested the lover relationship?" I get hit over the head, looking I see Jared and Paul glare at me and I glare back. What? I mentally asks the two

You just Jared points to his head

We've been over this, I'm a powerful telepath I hiss besides Emily is the one who asked

Yeah but you could have lied Paul states isn't this supposed to be a happy day?

Oh really? I sarcastically ask during the entire pregnancy it was awkward as fuck, Leah wouldn't let Sam or Emily near her. She only let me and Eric, hell that baby will probably think Eric is his father more than Sam.

Yeah but Jared waves that's Leah's fault

This whole thing is awkward I repeat and besides I want to know more about the imprint bond and see how Emily would react if this was her? I mean if you were Leah, how would you feel? She's giving birth to her ex fiancé's baby, the same ex who is dating her cousin who was supposed to have been her Maid of Honor at her wedding who got together a week after they ended things! In Leah's mind she thinks they were fucking behind her back! The two idiots think about it Leah nearly lost the baby a few times because of the stress, so don't blame the messenger!

"Him" Emily answers.

"And did you feel like it was wrong?" I ask

"Not really" whispering "Leah won't ever forgive me will she?" Tears are in her eyes.

"If I was her" I answer "no" she nods her head as we sit in silence. Then I realize turning around to Paul and Jared "your both guys" they share a look before looking at me with curiosity.

"Did we do something to suggest we weren't?" Jared asked

"No" shaking my head "I just realized your around my age with being guys"

"You need to elaborate" Paul waves his hand "what do you mean?"

"My ex boyfriend Ben" I tell them "the reason we broke up was because Bella sent me a video of them fucking"

"Is this the same Bella who is the reason all the hikers died and broke your hand" Jared mentions

"How"

"Word travels fast between La Push and Forks" Paul tells me "now what's the problem?"

"All summer, Ben has been trying to get back together with me" I tell them "this morning he sent this graphic text of what he wants to do" I pull out and phone and show them, they take it "if we get back together"

"Woah" Jared says as Paul whistles reading the text "is he good in bed?"

"I don't know" shrugging my shoulders "we never had sex"

"Oh?" Paul takes it "that's what he would do with his fingers" he hands me back my phone "okay" looking at Jared "I know how this sounds but do you?"

"Yeah" nodding his head looking at me "what were your dates like? Why did he cheat on you?"

"He didn't think Edward Cullen could be my gay best friend" I answer "Bella made it seem like Edward and I were cheating on them"

"And your dates?" Paul asked

"We would see some movies and have a few dinner dates at the hospital in Forks or Seattle" I say "the relationship was still very early"

"So nothing serious?" Jared asked

"No" shaking my head, I actually wanted to speak to Jacob about this since he was my only teen guy friend. But now...

"Block him" Paul suggests "I've had girls who are like" waving to myself "that, I've been in that situation and it's best to block, does he send gifts?"

"Leah and I have the living room filled with chocolates and champagne" I tell them "we also have a bunch of meat that we need to get rid of"

"Give the meat to Emily" Jared suggests, that's when we notice she isn't hear. I hear her voice and she's in the bathroom "where is she?"

"Number two" I tell them

"TMI" Paul wrinkles his nose "but yeah, meat and Emily pronto"

"But back to the guy" Jared tells me "do what Paul said but I'd also send back any gifts he sends"

"If none of that happens" Paul adds "tell your dad and put a restraining order against him, I did that with a few of my stalkers"

"Okay" I look over to the wing "man that baby is taking his time"

"I know" Jared puts his head on his hand "if I have kids I'm bringing a book or a game to their births" Paul and I look at him "what?"

"Tell that to your future baby mama" Paul suggests

"When you do" I add "inform me and Paul ahead of time"

"We'll bring popcorn" Paul says and we high five as Jared shakes his head "now" Paul looks at me "tell us about the Jacob situation, maybe we can help" just then Sam comes out.