Cue lots and lots of rumbling noises with Lucy yelling on top of her lungs.

Begin.

" SWEET JEEPERS CREEPERS! THIS SH*T IS F*CKING HARD! WHERE ARE THE BREAKS ON THIS THING?!"

And that, was Lucy riding a bike for the first time with Lucifer holding Micheal and his losing of balance made him yell the spell to signal his wings to bring forth to life.

" SAKU! CRAP LUCY! DRIVESLOWLY! WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Micheal was just there, unconscious.

And by the time his wings got out, the situation was under control.

It acted as a training wheel as it locked onto the sides of the vehicle, and considering it put a seatbelt on Micheal, it knew what it was doing.

I daresay it had more IQ than Lucy and Lucifer combined. And those two....

Not that they had much to start with....

Now I'm shaming my darling.....

What has life come to?

Lucifer's POV:

I'm not saying that this wasn't a bad idea, but I'm definitely saying that this wasn't a bad idea.

Glad Saku was activated somehow and totally appreciating the fact it helped us get to our destination safely.

I'm of the religion of Wings now.

The WINGS OF FREEDOM!

Oh wait... There's already one. Sorry Kaijin....

I had one arm of him over my shoulder as I helped him onto the porch, and into the wooden gateway of his cabin of sorts.

It was pretty well furnished, a seesaw outside, a small garden and a view of the river than ran parallel to the line of trees, making way to the forest.

I raised a hand and knocked on the rough spruce door.

*knock

" Who's it?" A chirpy, feminine voice sounded from inside.

Wait...

FEMININE?!

WHAT SORTS OF ACTS HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED NOWADAYS YOU SON OF A B*TCH?!

WHY'S A GIRL AT YOUR HOME?! But it sounds like a woman...

Micheal. The archangel. Has a wife.

Can someone imagine me puking and throwing up?

Bleghhh!

Thank you.

" L-Lucy. And Lucifer." I mumbled, loud enough for the mysterious woman to hear.

And the next few moments were a series of the door opening, someone rushing out and kicking me in the guts and tugging Lucy in, closing the door and then reopening halfway, with a knife in her hands.

" Why are you here?" The golden blonde pointed the tip of the kitchen knife at me.

I put my hands up, in defence.

Except that I forgot I was holding Micheal.

The Angel slipped down my shoulder, knees hitting against the hard brown wood, darkened from the passage of time.

" Oh....sh*t." I looked at her, who was fuming with anger and was on he brink of confusion as well.

She threw the knife at me, me yelling Saku to unleash the colours as it came out and pulled me out, making an anvil shape as it hit against the ground, and grabbed the blade from the air.

And it handed it back to me.

What a nice thing.

I'm gonna call him Wing.

Wing. You're a boy and you're a helpful boy.

Everyone, love Wing.

He lifted me back up as I, as always, looked as confused as the woman in front of me who just clutched Micheal and retreated, leaving me behind like a murderer.

Of course, I murdered my pride, some cookies.....oh those cookies...sorry...I'm drooling just thinkingboutitan-oh sorry.

I get easily distracted....

She scurried back as Lucy rotated her pointed finger at her head.

" Cuckoo" She had taught me.

I nodded, whispering Shibomu as natural as Saku came to my mouth, causing Wing to clip off, and wither away on the leaf filled ground, just like the autumn leaves that surprisingly topped the soil around.

Wing almost made a farting noise....

It's a wing named Wing with a sense of humor. An amazing package.

Extend it's warranty by a few lifetimes please.

Everyone love Wing yet? Wing? Say you love everyone!

Wait. You can't speak....oh well...he loves y'all.

Lucy stepped in as I forgot all about this and as I was examining the farting wing named Wing, she somehow calmed the woman who was single-handedly carrying Micheal.

" So....you're Lucifer but not Lucifer?" She asked, putting Micheal down hesitantly.

I nodded as fast as my bead could manage not plopping off.

" Very well then! Come on in!" She closed the fingertips of her hands, palms retracting from each other, as she winked at Lucy.

" Come on in!" And the sweet voice was back again.

Boy would it be easy to break into this home and trick this woman.

Me and Lucy walked inside, invaded by the scent of eucalyptus oil nearly waffling our noses.

The female in her possible late thirties sat down as she asked us to do the same as I just took in this entire scene.

Walls painted the colours of the cosmos, paintings hung up on the wall from Buddhist imagery to Kung Fu's Tao symbols to Indian gods to pictures of various other religions all over the house.

And it was a pretty big place for a cabin at the edge of the city.

Lucy was busy asking who she was and she smiled now and then, seeing how excited my little angel was.

Let's hope she doesn't perform an exorcism on my sorry a*s soon....

But somewhere along the repeating lines, she had the urge to say, " So, kids. Why are you here?"

And then I muttered this.

" Sh*t. Micheal....." We three looked at each other and after three blinks, we ran outside to carry the poor soul inside who had half his face covered with wood imprints.

I let out a low whistle as Lucy looked at him as she placed the back of her palm on his neck as the color on her face faded.

" H-H-He's not breathing...."

" He doesn't need to, unless for being dramatic." The blonde corrected her. As she took out a box from the kitchen shelf.

A box of fortune cookies....

She took out a F*CKING BOX OF FORTUNE COOKIES.

She broke one as the dough crumbled in her soft hands as she un-crumpled the paper and read it out.

" Hi, Georgie." She imitated some creepy voice.

But holy sh*t Micheal twitched.

" Meet Pennywise the Dancing Clown." And another twitch.

The guy was stirring in agony, as the woman continued to read.

" You'll float, too" Micheal screamed awake, startling all of us except the woman as he picked up the nearest butter knife that was real conveniently not kept in the goddamn kitchen and twirled himself behind me, placing the sharp edge of the weapon on my throat.

When he realized what happened, he put it down and angrily glared at the one who said those words.

" Don't. Mention that guy." He was actually angry.

What kind of relationship does the pure-wait he has a woman in his home.

He ain't pure. He be doing stuff to her....

Oh no. What has life come to?

He then looked at me and went, " What happened?"

I pointed to my back and he smiled.

" Nice."

" And who is this, may I ask, Sir Micheal?" I pointed to the one beside me, laughing at Micheal's sudden anger.

" His wife?" Lucy came to the conclusion before anyone else.

But couldn't my mind handle this crap?

" Sister it is...." I agreed to myself. And walked out the place, not wanting to have anything to do with this situation.

Whoa ready for the next chapter where were gonna explode from all the information contained which is about to be siphoned out?

Cause I damn don't know what it contains myself! It's gonna be made up as we go, like the rest of this book if you don't know it already!
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