Lucifer had a bad feeling about this.

He opened his eyes to find that his cookie wasn't in his mouth.

A feeling of being back stabbed was poking him in his back.

Moreover he was somehow inside a.....

Wait. Why was he inside a pentagram? I myself am getting confused over this.....

"-unta Deloris Zachibleh!" Lucy whisper muttered something as she threw a bunch of shoes and slippers onto his face as she yelled from behind a scroll of some sorts.

"I summon-th thee Satan to appear-th beforeth me-th!" She sprayed a bunch of perfume in his eyes as he coiled and rolled around in pain.

Did she just say m*th?

Oh gawd, this wasn't ending well...

"Purifyth thisth son of a b*tchth!" Suddenly, a bright light sparked and the path into the inner circle of the pentagram, which was containing a half naked and fully confused Lucifer.

"Wait! What are you doing?!" He put his hands up as he felt like he was being steamed alive.

"Purification-th B*tch! This is the Scroll Of Purifying Perverts!" She held the scroll so he could see what was written but there was only one word.

"Kill-th"

The words were written like a kindergartener's scribbling with had a faded word that was right next to it but Lucy would never see it the way she was acting now.

"Die, pervert!" She pulled out a cigarette lighter from her skirt which had a surprising pocket.

"Oh, flabbergasti-"She lit the stupid scroll on fire as she threw it on him. "'m gonna f*cking die!"

The sound of a sonic boom whistled through the ground and the walls as the ground underneath them cracked due to pressure.

The sound of an anonymous source which caused this appeared in front of Lucifer as his folded arms sent an aura of dominance to both of them.

Lucy went silent as she looked at that everything stood totally and absolutely still.

The lighter who's flame was never going to hurt Lucifer since she was gonna throw herself to catch it was hovering above he air, the flame still in time.

"Times up, jumper. Time to return your gifts. Well, you never had them in the first place, did you?" The guy who had wings said to Lucifer, who was given a piece of paper as his face turned pale.

He looked at Lucy for a moment as she froze in her moment of looming behind the mesmerizing flame as she locked eyes with him.

"Stay" Those grey pupils seemed to convey.

She understood, as much as she wanted to smack this new guy in the crotch....

"Sir Micheal, what happens now?" He looked at the buff guy who was still flying above ground between both the other people.

He did a gesture of tearing the paper and threw the imaginary litter into the air.

Lucifer followed in his actions as he ripped the paper into two, into four and a few more times before he blew the pieces from his palm onto the air which stayed still.

The silence that carried only the sounds breathing and the shifting of the figures now hummed as a shimmering light filled the dim light room.

The ritual was half-arsed but it did a good job at being creepy.

There was chicken stew with Indian tandoori which was a hassle for Lucy to get from her mother.

A bunch of skull key chains and a few pentagram marks with something that looked like dried blood but it was actually old salsa sauce.

Lucy noticed that a moment later, her Guardian Angel was on the floor, steaming hot, steam billowing out of his entire body as he was first moaning from the heat.

But it soon changed into screams of pain as the steam was steaming way too much for a stream of steam.

Talk about a tongue twister.....

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" He screamed from the pain he had to go through but Micheal was just there, looking at him.

Lucy was wincing just seeing that but she didn't move, heeding his warning glare.

But then it happened.

The back of Lucifer was starting to chap off, the skin scraping off as something was trying to get out.

His wings were forcing itself out of him.

"It's gonna hurt." She heard Micheal talk to himself.

"A lot"

He shook his head in dismay before he whispered an incantation of some sort in a language she couldn't make out but as soon as his lips stopped his inaudible prayer of sorts, Lucifer fell unconscious as the steaming dimmed down.

He got down to his knees as he touched his bare upper body while Lucy wondered for a second how his shirt was missing from his possession.

But she saw that Micheal tensed for a moment before he woke him up.

"Hey. Jumper? You alive, mate?" He knocked his head but Lucifer laid still.

Way too still..

Lucy moved in instinct as Micheal sensed something else was in movement.

He turned with a sword in his had within a moment's notice as it came dangerously close to her throat.

Micheal immediately had a look of panic as he knew he was too late to stop the blade from hurting or even killing her.

Not even closing the Phantom Plain could bring enough time to stop his actions.

"Forgive me" He thought as he braced to be the bearer of a sin.

The sin of killing someone innocent......

Hell, I'm going to YOLO this and make a whole new storyline than the original one had drafted out.
Sorry if this was on hiatus too long! I'm a dork! (╯3╰)