Lucifer's POV:

How did we get here?

She literally choked the cookie out of my mouth which I swallowed in the panic of meeting someone who nearly killed me.

Maybe, let's change the question.

How'd I get in this situation?

"As I was saying..." She quickly eyed the plate I was inching my hand towards as she whisked it out of my reach.

"NO COOKIES!" She said with an intimidating look, scolding me like a child.

I nodded sadly as I asked her,"You were saying?" The childish look on her face lit up again as she smiled. "I need my name in yours as well."

But won't that make me a girl?

I decided not to ask and get my face punched in.

"What is your name, anyway?" I gestured at her. She looked at me with a look that said it all.

"Lucy? That's your name?" I said with a not so impressed tone. She looked at me again with another look that implied that I didn't express the emotion she needed.

What did she expect? Me yelling,"OH! Flabbergasted, truly marvelous!"?

No, thank you very much!

I stood up to leave, feeling something out of the ordinary here but she put her hand on my shirt to notify me that I should stay a bit longer. "That's all you've got to say?!"

She sounded pretty down as I decided to not set things off the bad slate if this is gonna turn into a relationship.

"It's a lovely name?" It was more of a question than a statement.

She started to pout with a disappointed look as she slithered back into her sheet.

Oooookayyyy......

Just what was she expecting!?

"If that's all, I'll leave now." I said, turning to the door. I heard slight whimpering sounds from inside the blanket. I froze in my footsteps as I rewinded myself silently.

I closed the door, as if I had left the room and I hid behind the blanket underneath, Lucy Madison was supposedly hurting.

"don't.leave..." I heard a whisper from inside. My heart, if I really had one, started to moan silently as I frowned for the first time. My eyebrows met each other, giving each other a high five.

Or a hip slap?

Maybe a head butt?

Booty shake?

High five, it is...

I slowly leaned down to the small opening through which, I moved my hand in, hoping to wipe her tears off.

What? I was gonna be stuck with this girl till I die. Why keep her sad??

And that was the biggest mistake I had made until then. I felt something soft as a pillow as Lucy screamed and threw away the blanket.

And I reminded myself to kill myself later on. When I deciphered what I did wrong.

Why does my hand have to be on her god damn breasts? But at that time, I didn't realise how much it meant to do that, and so, with a confused look on my face, I kept still.

A real daredevil? Nope.

A stupid, dumbass idiot......

She glared at me, her face a dark shade of scarlet, her eyes burning with rage and probable thoughts to murder me in the most excruciating way possible.

"Is it me, or is your tears evaporating way too soon?" I asked her, in a calm voice.

Hands still on......

I could swear that her sweat was steaming, her eyes spitting fire and the entire room turning cold.

"Don't tell me, you're the creation of Lucifer himself!? But, I'm Lucifer!" I tightened my wrists and balled my fist.

Hands still on......

Her stance totally changed the second. She squirmed, totally uncomfortable and embarrassed. She tried to move but she couldn't and it confused me even more.

Yet, you guessed it. Hands still on....

"What are you doing?" I remember titling my head, and thinking why she was so weird. Yet so cute when she had that expression.

One which indicated emotions I haven't yet experienced myself firsthand.

She wiggled on the spot, as I noticed that she was trying to say something. I took my hand off, finally, as I kept it on her neck, as I checked if she was running a fever or not.

"Why are you so hot!?" I remember asking her, as she went even more scarlet. I started to panic, thinking she was seriously having a fever on her. I scampered around the place, looking for a thermometer as she was just standing there.

Probably wondering what the heck I just did there.......

Hey, in my defense, they were...... pretty soft??

Don't hate me.