AN: Don't worry you guys, I know what I'm doing with this story, like why the prologue is so long and what about the Prince and stuff.

You are in good hands.

And why so serioussss... don't forget that this book is also a comedy and for comedy purposes as well.

"Liza, Liza wake up." I heard a familiar deep British voice call to me, my brows furrowing in confusion as I kept my eyes shut and groaned, my head pounding as I brought my hands up to cover my face.

A large calloused hand gently grabbed my wrist, pulling my hands away from my scrunched up face as someone impatiently snapped their fingers in front of me.

"Amore, alzarsi, get up." The voice said as I finally forced my eyes open, blinking a few times and squinting up until Assassin Harry came into view, his well defined face hovering over mine as he peered down at me with a straight face, bringing his warm hands over my cheeks as he observed me.

"Her pupils are dilated." He noted in a deep murmur, his brows furrowed in concentration as my heart raced and my jaw dropped at the sight of the most beautiful man in above me.

"Lady Liza I'm so happy you're okay." I heard someone else say before my beautiful Assassin moved away and the Prince came into view, making me frown as he hugged me on the bed I was laying on, my body stiff when he placed a soft tender kiss on my forehead.

I whined slightly, pushing him off me as I sat myself up and quickly scooted closer to the Assassin, grabbing his hand and hiding behind his body.

There was a look of hurt in Prince Harry's eyes, blinking at me in confusion along with the Assassin who raised his brow at me as the Prince tried to subtly reach out for my hand on the mattress, only for me retract it back as I gripped onto the Assassin's bicep.

"I don't, I don't understand. Princess, it's me." The Prince beckoned, his voice urgent as he tried to come closer only for me to lean back and shake my head furiously until I fell back off the bed, hitting the floor ass first.

"I'll talk to her. You go get your rest, you've been up watching her all night." The Assassin told the Prince as they both stood up, Assassin Harry blocking the Prince from advancing towards me as he kept his eyes trained on me.

"Please, I just- something is wrong I can feel it. This may seem ridiculous but it is as if I am connected to Liza somehow and I know something is not right with my Lady. I've had dreams of her, I know how she acts, please let me just-"

"Not now, trust me, I know you two have a connection, but she seems to be in a fragile state at the moment and she's overwhelmed. Look, I'll talk to her and figure out what happened after she disappeared last night alright." The Assassin cut him off in a stern and genuine voice, the Prince's tired face falling as he glanced over the Assassin's shoulder to give me one last lingering look.

"Alright." He then sighed in defeat, his head low as our eyes connected for a few brief moments before he hesitantly walked out of the room.

I looked over at the table in the back of the room near the window, finding the Psycho and Vampire asleep, leaning their heads on the furniture, slumped in the wooden chair as they drooled.

Assassin Harry grabbed my hand and held me up, making a wide smile form over my face as I took a step closer to him making him send me a wary look.

Even when he looked irritated he was beautiful.

"Amore, do you remember anything that happened to you last night before you left the ballroom." The Assassin asked me in a gruff voice, holding onto my shoulders as he lowered his face to observe me while I continued to smile.

"Amore," I repeated under my breath in awe, my gaze falling onto his lip ring.

"Um... yes, that is what I always call you. But you need to tell me if you remember any-"

"It means love." I cut him off, blinking up at him with wide eyes as he gave me a look.

"Yes...." He trailed off, his body stiffening when I wrapped my arms around his tall well built frame and hugged him, my cheek pressed against his broad chest.

"Love!" I squealed, jumping up and down with my arms still clinging around his torso as his hands hovered unsurely over my body before he grabbed my wrists and pried my arms away from him.

"Something is definitely wrong." He muttered under his breath as he looked at me in concentration.

"Liza, it's five o'clock in the morning, I suggest you eat and hydrate yourself then go back to bed and get some rest. I will check up on you when I get back." The Assassin told me, breaking away as I frowned and tried reaching out for him again.

"Where are you going?" I asked in disappointment as I saw him head for the door, running his hand through his hair.

"I need to wash up and I can't stand the small bathtubs here. I'll be at the river near the waterfall and I'll find out what's going on with you." Was his curt response before he left the room, leaving me standing there as the Vampire's snores filled the large space.

A slow devilish smirk appeared over my face as I lowered my head and eyed the door.

"Not if I meet you there first my beautiful Assassin..."

••

I watched him in all his naked glory, under the waterfall near the cove as he ran his large hands through his dark wet hair, the gold ring still on his long finger as he tilted his head up, accentuating his defined jaw and the way it would involuntarily clench while the muscles in his tattooed arms flexed with each small movement he made.

His toned, tan stomach was wet with water droplets, running down his hard abs until they disappeared to his abdominal V line that led to a place where I sure as hell wanted to go.

I wish I was that water droplet.

I adruptly emerged from the water near him, making Assassin Harry's green eyes snap open in surprise, yelling out a "holy shit" as he stumbled back when I popped my body up from the water.

"I've been here ever since you arrived..." I panted with an eery smile on my face as he gawked at me in disbelief.

"I was holding my breath under the water this whole time. I don't even need to breathe cause I saw your dick." I told him, my chest heaving up and down and my clothes soaked as my eyes raked over his tan well built tattooed body.

"And you're naked!" I screamed out in joy as I brought my arms up to attack him, only for him to grab my wrists to stop me as he looked at me in confusion, the water splashing between us.

"Liza what are you doing. Something is wrong with you, tell me exactly what happened last night." He demanded in a low tone, holding both my hands down with only one of his hands as the other cupped my chin, tilting my face up so his hard gaze would meet my loving one.

"All I can remember is you, all I can think about is you. Harry I love you." I confessed, trying to hold him as his eyes widened slightly at my words, his jaw clenching in anger before he glared at me.

I let out a small yelp of surprise when he suddenly spun me around, gripping my wrist tightly and holding my arm behind my back in a painful angle as his large hand grabbed my throat, his bare chest pressed firmly against my back.

"Are you that witch. Are you Violet, is that it. My amore doesn't love me, she loves the Prince. Did you take her form, are you trying to fuck with me right now." He growled into my ear, holding me by throat and wrist as I struggled.

"No- no it's me. It's me Liza, you're hurting me." I choked out, my head resting against his shoulder as he loosened his grip on my neck in realization, immediatly letting me go as I caught my breath.

"You have an amazing grip." I wheezed, rubbing my sore neck as Harry looked at me in shock.

"L-Liza I'm sorry- I didn't -I thought you were-" He began, regret clear in his eyes as he sent me an apologetic look before I cut his rambling off and wrapped my arms around his neck, pulling his face down as I gave his soft lips a loving kiss.

His whole body went rigid under my touch, my fingers playing with the curls at the back of his head as I tugged at his bottom lip, making him release a low throaty groan before he gripped my waist possessively, hoisting my wet clothed body against his bare one through the wayer as he kissed me back with just as much force and determination.

The both of us breathing heavily under the patter of the water as he placed his hand at the back of my neck to keep my lips to his.

"What are you doing to me amore." He breathed into my open mouth as I broke away, only to kiss his sharp jawline in admiration, then down his throat to his collar bones as he let out a shaky breath, a strained look on his face, his eyes screwed shut and his brows furrowed as he tilted his head up and bit his lip in pleasure.

He was mine.

Day 2

"Good morning!" I sang, twirling around before placing the flower crown I had made onto the Assassin's head as he sulked in his chair, his shoulders tense and his hands balled into tight fists while the Psycho and Vampire looked between the two of us, blinking in confusion.

"I love you." I giggled, wrapping my arms around the Assassin's neck, hugging him with our faces pressed together as he maintained his blank expression while I pinched his cheek.

I could feel the Psycho and Vampire's eyes on me as I cupped the Assassin's face, tilting his chin up before I lowered my head and kissed him.

Vampire Harry spit out the water he was drinking, making choking sounds as the Psycho adruptly stood to his feet, ultimately shaking the table as e glared at us.

"Am I fucking missing something!? What the fuck is this?" He exclaimed as I continued to kiss the Assassin's neck, sitting on his lap while he swallowed, clearing his throat.

"She's been acting like this since yesterday -I don't understand it myself. I think something is wrong with her." Assassin Harry informed in a strained voice when I placed my hand under his shirt and started to trace his taught abs.

"Uh fuck yeah something's wrong. That should be me she's kissing the fuck." Psycho grit out in annoyance, leaning over the table as the Vampire pried me away from the Assassin who sat perfectly still and stiff in his chair with flushed cheeks.

"Alright, keep it in your pants kid. You won't mind if we talked to your boyfriend there for a little while would you." Vampire Harry said, rubbing my shoulders as he grabbed a flower from the Assassin's flower crown and handed it to me.

"Okay! But don't be long or I'll miss him. Bye Psycho, bye Assassin, bye Vampire!" I smiled, waving as I played with the small plant in my hand while skipping out of the room as they all watched me with bewildered and horrified looks on their faces.

I retracted my head back slowly into the room, staring straight at the Assassin who gulped slightly when I smirked.

"Bye Assassin...." I giggled evilly under my breath in a creepy manner, twiddling my fingers at him as he forced a pained smile and slowly waved while the others gawked before I finally left.

"He loves me, he loves me not." I hummed, picking the petals off the flower, letting them fall in a small trail on the red carpet behind me in the hallways as I continued to skip through the corridors.

"Lady Liza," A familiar deep voice said, making me look up in confusion as the Prince neared me, striding forward with a hopeful look on his face.

"Morning Prince Harry." I greeted, bowing and curstying for him only making the smile on his face fall.

"No please- Liza you don't need to -I just. How are you feeling?" He began, looking at me in concern as he bit his lip.

"I've been great, amazing actually! I'm in love." I whispered the last part to him, giggling to myself as his green eyes widened.

"I-in love you say? With- with who if I may ask?" He asked in excitement, a dimpled smile forming over his face as he took a step closer to me.

"My Assassin-"

"I love you too." Prince Harry said with a dreamy sigh at the same time I answered his question, making us both freeze up as our eyes widened.

"Did you just-"

"Did I just- what- who? Me, I- pfft who said that." The Prince stuttered, looking around him as if someone else had blurted something out while his face flushed.

"So your... Assassin. Where is he now?" He suddenly turned to me with a serious face, trying to control his breathing as he forced a smile.

I raised my hand, pointing over to the kitchen making the Prince politely bow, muttering a small "thank you" through clenched teeth as he headed towards the direction.

I watched him disappear down the corridor before I looked back down at the flower in my hand before I picked the last two petals.

"He loves me... he loves me not...." I trailed off with a frown, gawking down at the petal in my hand in surprise.

No, the Assassin has to love me back.

I grinded my teeth together in anger, crumpling the petal and stem in my hand before I threw it to the floor, my shoulders tense as I balled my hands into fists.

The Assassin does love me stupid flower.

I heard a loud crash from the kitchen, making me run towards the sound to find the Prince gripping onto the collar of the Assassin who was still wearing my flower crown.

"You said you would take care of it! You told me you would explain it to her and instead you pursue her behind my back!" Prince Harry snapped in his face as the Assassin grit his teeth.

"I didn't fucking pursue her, she pursued me!" He yelled back at him in frustration.

"Oh shut the fuck up! Boo-hoo she wants your dick, do us all a favor and shove that knuckle ring up your fucking ass so she can realize who her real Psycho Daddy is." Psycho seethed from behind the Prince, the two teaming up and glaring at the Assassin as the Vampire leaned back in his chair with his head back singing "Why can't we be friends."

"I hear fighting!" Clarece exclaimed as she ran into the room, her face flushed and sweaty from running as everyone in the room froze to look at her while she wobbled into the room and grabbed a chair, putting it right in front of the four Harrys before she plopped herself down.

"Okay," she said, grabbing a muffin from the table.

"Proceed."

Day 3

The Assassin let out a tired sigh, closing the door to his room before he turned around.

"Fucking shit- Liza!?" He yelled in surprise, pressing his back against the door as he stared at me on his bed with wide eyes.

"I've been expecting you..." I smiled, stroking the pillow in front of me since I didn't have a cat with me, my body sprawled on the mattress as I propped my head up with my elbow.

"What are you- what are you doing in my room amore. I already tucked you in your own bed and -and the others will be here any minute with the elves to decipher what's going on with you." Assassin Harry swallowed, his chest heaving up and down as he eyed me.

"Oh, so it's just you, me, and look at this.... what is this, oh, pfft is this a bed I'm on?" I mused, feigning shock before I rose from the mattress and neared him, only making his body tense.

"Liza listen to me, you're not fully aware of what you're doing, you're not really-" He began in a stern slightly shaky voice before I grabbed the collar of his shirt, catching him off guard as I planted a quick kiss to his soft lips before turning and pushing him onto the bed.

"Amore just listen to me." He panted out, a prominent bulge forming in his pants as I peered down at him.

"Can we do the sexy sex?" I asked him, crawling on the bed over to him as he gulped, backing away quickly.

"You don't want me to fuck you bambina." He grit out, his gaze trained on my lips while he looked thoroughly frustrated as I ran my hand through his soft curls, his body immediatly relaxing as he let out a small breath and leaned against my touch.

"I love you. And I won't do anything that will make you uncomfortable," I began with a sad frown, our faces only inches apart as I continued to comb his luscious hair with my fingers as he groaned.

"Just tell me you don't want me and I'll leave." I told him truthfully, meeting his hard gaze as we stared at eachother while I watched his adams apple bob up and down.

"I can't." He retorted in a raspy tone before closing the space between us and kissing me, making me smile as I straddled him.

"Good because I already picked our children's names!" I broke away, my voice loud and overpowering as I placed my hands onto the broad chest.

"You did what now?" He asked, his facing paling as he gawked up at me.

"Okay so I was thinking of little Timmy, oh or Chase, maybe a Nathan and of course we have to have a girl!" I hypervenilated, now getting excited as Harry gently moved me off his body before he quickly sat up.

"Kids? We can't -we can't do that Liza, are you even listening to yourself right now?" He blinked at me in disbelief as I pursed my lips in thought.

"You know what, you're right." I said, shaking my head as he let out a sigh of relief.

"We need to have sexy sex first!" I said, snapping my gaze up to his frightened eyes as he quickly fumbled off the bed.

"N-now Liza, just, just stay. Okay you need to stay, stay right there." The Assassin stuttered out, slowly backing away from me towards the door as he brought his hands out in front of him in a cautious manner.

"I love you!" I smiled, getting off the bed and nearing him only for him to quickly jiggle the handle of the door in desperation, finally opening it and closing it on my face as my lips slammed against the wood.

"Harry... you don't, you don't love me." I swallowed, trying to open the door as he stayed in front of it, blocking me from getting out of the room as I choked on my sobs.

"Amore that isn't it. You're not-"

I punched through the door, the wood splintering and making a large hole as the Assassin cursed in surprise when I brought my arm out, groping the outside until I grabbed his collar.

"Come back here and love me!" I roared in a monstrous voice, gripping tightly onto the fabric of his shirt.

"Jesus Christ!" I heard Harry say before he wrenched my hand away from him, making me growl in frustration when I peeked through the hole of the door to find him sprinting away in the hallway towards the kitchen.

I kicked the door down, my eyes wide and my nostrils flaring as the barrier fell to the floor.

"Oh Assassin...." I trailed off in an eery tone, my eye twitching as I followed him.

"Took you guys long enough, she's becoming unstable." I heard his voice exclaim in the kitchen.

"But she's always been unstable. That's what I love about her, my crazy little pumpkin-"

"Call me Mrs. Styles!" I announced, entering the kitchen to find the Vampire, Assassin, Psycho and three familiar looking elves in the room before I grabbed one of the kitchen knives on the island, throwing my head back and letting out a maniacal laugh as the Assassin's eyes widened in fear.

"I'm so in love." Psycho gaped at me while the Vampire had a horrified expression on his face as the Assassin tried to run away.

"Take me instead! Take me!" Psycho Harry said, getting in my way as I growled and pushed him to the side before I closed in on my target.

"You will love me!" I yelled at the Assassin before my wrists were suddenly grabbed, making me drop the weapon in my hand in surprise as I kicked and screamed while the Vampire held me captive.

The Assassin let out a sigh of relief, rubbing his face and falling into one of the kitchen chairs as the three elves moved the table, the furniture screeching against the floor until it was in front of me and they climbed on and stood on it so I was face to face with them.

"Aye, whatchyou think is up with her Joey." One of the elves said, smoking on his cigar and blowing it in my face as I scrunched my face and coughed while the other elf squinted his eyes at me.

"Hey, hey Vinnie, look at her eyes, theys a glowing pink coluh in 'em yah see?"

"I see it... I see it.... so you think it's..."

"Oh, I knows it is... it definitely is..."

"What? What is it?" Vampire Harry asked behind me as I grit my teeth, wiggling in his grasp as I kept my eyes on the Assassin.

"Love potion... or HIV but I'm pretty sure it's got somethin' to do with a love potion. Yeah, your dame right here is whipped." The elf named Vinnie informed with a casual nod as the other elf behind him repeatedly said "yeah, love potion, yeah," under his breath in agreement.

"Can you redo it?" The Assassin asked, trying to avoid my gaze.

"Whata we look like... fairies? Nah, only pixies can undo this shit." Bobby answered with a careless shrug.

"Here here, lemme see what I can do." Vinnie began, going on his tiptoes so his small hand could reach my face as he touched my forehead.

My eyes immediatly rolled to the back of my head and my eyelids fell before I slumped back into Vampire Harry's body.

"Aight toots, when you open your eyes, you will no longer be in love with lip ring fella back there." I heard one of the elves say before I heard a snap of someone's fingers and my eyes snapped open.

"Move out of the way, I better be the first one she fucking sees." The Psycho was the first one who came into view as he pushed the elves away from me, blocking the Assassin from my gaze as he looked at me.

"Hey pumpkin, how you doin? You okay, do you have any urges to tear my shirt off, or maybe take your pants off for me- just wondering." Psycho Harry prodded, placing his large hands on my shoulders as the Vampire behind me let me go while I blinked up at the Psycho.

"I love you." I smiled up at him, grabbing his shirt and kissing him, his toned arms immediatly holding me close to his body as he moaned a raspy "finally" against my lips.

"Just as a warning, if her eyes turn a full pink, the love she has will be permanent, no take backs so you might wanna find yourselves a pixie and get that shit done." Bobby explained as the Psycho and I continued to make out, his hands trailing down to my ass as he squeezed my butt.

"You say that like it's a bad thing." He scoffed, breaking away from my lips before he bent down and picked me up, making me smile and laugh as he put me over his shoulder.

"I'll take one for the team and sacrafice myself. I'll keep her entertained while you guys go find your pixie stick or whatever." Psycho Harry said in a joyous voice, carrying me out the door as I smirked while the others watched us leave.

"The poor guy doesn't know what he's gotten himself into." Assassin murmured under his breath as they all nodded in unison.

AN: The main reason I made this love potion problem was for the plot and also to give a few scenes for the OTP's that had fallen in the first book and humor because Liza is goin' crazy psycho bitch on everyone...

She might even be a bit too Psycho for Psycho himself.... but that's in the next chapter.