Vampire's Reaction:

Assassin's:

Psycho's:

All three Harrys stiffened in place at the door as my jaw dropped in horror while I stared back at them.

"Ah shit!" Vampire Harry said, immediatly placing his large hands over his eyes only for him to part his middle and pointer finger apart to create a gap for him to open his eye and take a peek at my body still with a dimpled grin.

The Assassin mumbled a curse under his breath in Italian, his wide eyes raking up and down my figure as he stumbled back a few steps in a daze while he bit his lip ring, his body tense and his chest rising and falling rapidly.

The Psycho practically looked like a fish out of water, his mouth hung open in shock before he quickly crossed his arms over his chest, bringing his hand up to his mouth as he bit his knuckles, a muffled scream coming out of his throat as he looked at me with wide eyes.

He then looked behind him, still biting his knuckles muffling his screaming as he screamed again, looking at the other two and nudging his head in my direction gesturing to me before he turned his head to me again with wide eyes as a distressed look overcame his features while he began to hypervenilate, trying to control himself.

I was still frozen in place, like literally it's that kind of moment where you just freeze up and don't know what to do and you can't seem to move your body because you're so much in shock.

"Fuck it, I'll join." Psycho Harry suddenly breathed, taking long strides as he moved towards me while unbuttoning his shirt, his dark eyes trained on me like a predator ready to pounce on its prey as the Assassin and Vampire quickly snapped out of it and held him back just as Demon Prince jumped across the bed tackling me to the floor with a blanket.

"Get out! Shield your eyes and get out now!" I heard him yell at the others as he quickly covered me up with the blanket, rolling my body into it on the floor until I was rolled into a blanket burrito, my flushed face now the only thing exposed as he hovered over me, waving his arms gesturing for the others to leave while the Assassin and Vampire tried to usher the Psycho out.

"No! I'm not leaving- I've waited too long! Let me fuck her just once!" Psycho Harry grit out in a childish manner, clinging onto the doorway as the Assassin and Vampire pulled him out of the room by his feet and he fell to the floor with a splat, kicking and clawing at the floorboards as they dragged him away.

"I'll settle for just eating her out!" Psycho's voice continued down the hallway along with the sound of his body being dragged further away from the room as Demon Harry got up, stalking over to the door in anger before loudly slamming it shut and locking it.

He then turned to me, his gaze hard as I wiggled on the floor like a worm in amazement at how tightly he had wrapped me in the blanket, like I seriously couldn't move.

I watched him quickly put his boxers on before he sat next to me on the floor, a frustrated expression still on his face as his brows creased and his jaw locked in anger while I looked up at him.

"You know he could do it too." He spoke up after a few moments of silence between us, avoiding my gaze as he leaned against the wall, resting his arms over his knees while his adams apple bobbed up and down as he swallowed.

"What?" I asked in confusion, trying to raise my head up to look at him.

"He can touch, kiss, and hold you. All of them can except for me." He said in a low voice, his breathing heavy as I watching him flex his hands before they were curled back into tight fists.

"Yeah but- but I love you. I mean I love them too but in like a family way. I love love you, does that make sense?" I asked, and since I couldn't move I rolled over until I was face down on the floor before I brought my butt up, then down, inching my way over to Harry like a worm before I flopped onto his lap, rolling over and facing upwards again so our eyes would meet.

Then I smiled and wiggled on top of him, knowing it would make him smile as his face broke out in a small dimpled grin, looking away and shaking his head at me as he chuckled while he placed one hand over my blanket burrito body.

"I may not say it often but I am by far the luckiest man to have attained your heart and love Lady Liza." He told me, the old Prince him in showing as he peered down at me, playfully tapping the tip of my nose lightly in a childish manner making me scrunch my face up at him with a smile.

He then cupped my face and squished it together so my lips would pucker up.

"I'll just try it really fast." Harry said with a determined and desperate look on his face, tapping my bottom lip as i nodded my head.

"Counth of tree." I said, trying to talk through puckered lips as he nodded eagerly.

"One." He said, leaning his face lower.

"Two." I said, tilting my chin up in anticipation.

"Three!" We both said before we rammed our faces, me trying to tilt my face up as he lowered his only to butt heads with one another.

We cursed in unison, immediatly retracting back as I let out a groan while he rubbed at his bruised forehead and I closed my eyes shut in pain, groaning at the impact.

"Fucking shit." He growled, angered over the fact that we still couldn't make contact and even when we tried we failed miserably.

"You okay?" He asked, his voice softening as I opened my eyes when I felt him gently rub my forehead where I was hit.

"I'm fine. It's okay, we can try again some other time." I reassured him, closing my eyes again and smiling as I cuddled closer to him, still on his lap while I felt him gently pet my head through the blanket.

"I promise," He said under his breath, reaching out and pinching my nose in a playful gesture as I moved my face away with a laugh before opening my eyes to lock my gaze with his.

"I'll make sure I can hold and woo you like the queen you are to me one day."

••

I have no idea why Demon Harry always insisted all of us sleep in the living room on the floor with cushions and newspaper but I didn't question it.

I felt a hand on my boob and immediatly looked to my left to find Psycho, genuinely asleep, like I'm not even kidding the guy sleep gropes as I gave him a deadpanned expression.

"Soft...." He mumbled, squishing my chest and before I could remove it the Psycho grabbed my wrist and tugged me against his body before he was spooning me, trapping my back against his broad chest as my eyes widened.

"Eh." I wheezed out, trying to crawl away as I reached out for my Demon Harry who was facing me with his eyes closed, fast asleep.

Psycho tightened his hold on me, his chin resting on top of my head with his toned arms around my neck.

Demon Harry reached out to the empty space where I was laying besides him moments ago, his hand reaching out and hovering over the air before he began to grope the floor, his eyes still closed as he furrowed his brows in confusion in his sleep while he looked for my body.

"I'm here, I'm here." I told him, my voice below a whisper as I desperately leaned forward with one hand holding onto the Psycho's arm around my neck so he wouldn't choke me in his sleep while the other reached out for my Princess's.

Our fingers brushed against eachother and just by that one simple act I could feel the pain build up in my chest with slow steady beats once again but I didn't care.

I could tell Harry could feel the same thing because his face contorted into a look of distress and confusion but he ignored it, still sleeping as he took ahold of my whole hand, then my wrist before he kicked the Psycho's legs making him let go of me with a grunt as Demon Harry pulled me back against him.

"Mine." Demon Harry mumbled under his breath, kissing my forehead as we both winced, my ear pressed right against his chest where I started to hear the slow beats of an unused tired heart that seemed to painfully synchronize with mine.

I turned my head, trying to push myself away because I knew Harry was hurting as well but he just held me closer.

I then heard shuffling behind me, turning my head to find the Psycho still sleeping, groping around looking for something or someone to hug since I was gone before he grabbed someone in the dark, dragging their body and holding them close and if I wasn't in so much agony I would have laughed at the sight of the Psycho spooning the Assassin who simply grunted in his sleep with a frown.

"Harry, you're hurting." I noted in a low hush, looking at his clenched jaw and furrowed brows, his breathing heavy as he shook his head, trying to hug me and hold me even closer.

I managed to slip out of the cute Demon's hold, replacing my body with a pillow making the frown on his face lighten a bit as he let out a sigh of content.

I raised my head when I heard the front door open, watching as Natalie walked into the living room, rubbing her tired eyes and trying to be quiet as she looked over at us making me immediatly fall back and close my eyes as a reflex.

I forced Princess to let her crash at his place for a while until she found her Harry while I still have no idea where Clarece and Carlos were.

"Harry cuddling Harry... huh. I dig that." I heard her comment under her breath with a yawn before the sound of her careful footsteps were heard in the hallway as she entered the kitchen making me open my eyes again.

I say myself up, making sure not to wake any of the other three Harrys on the floor as I followed her, wondering if she was okay or if she needed anything since I hadn't seen her since this afternoon and it was already three o'clock in the morning.

Hey what's up Natalie, or should I say good morning since I totally just watched you walk inside in the middle of the night but I pretended I was asleep cause I didn't want the first thing for you to see when you got inside was me staring straight at you at the door.

I then absentmindedly began to hum the tune to Wolves after hearing myself say the phrase 'in the middle of the nights' in my head while I was about to enter the kitchen down the hall where the light was already on.

"Yeah, I wasn't really sleepy so I've been trying to perfect what you did to get it really flying." I peeked my head inside, seeing Vampire Harry sitting at the kitchen counter with lots of crumpled paper as he tried to fold another airplane while Nat took a seat next to him on the barstool.

"Don't worry, they're recycled paper so it's not too much of a waste." He began, frowning as he lowered his head, staring intensely at the paper airplane he was making while he bit his tongue in concentration.

"Wow..." Nat commented, nodding her head making the Vampire look up at her with a hopeful face.

"Am I doing it right?" He smiled up at her.

"No you just really suck at making paper airplanes dude." Nat laughed, the smile on the Vampire's face only growing as he laughed along with her, looking back down at it with a dimpled grin.

"Yeah, I guess you're right." He said with a shake of his head, tossing it back on the counter before Nat took it.

"Aw come on, don't give up. You know, my mother-in-law hated me with a passion," Natalie began, flattening the paper with her palm onto the counter before she began to refold it as Vampire Harry watched her face rather than her hands with a small smile.

"Yeah?" He mused, scooting closer to her pretending to take a closer look at the paper plane but I knew better despite Natalie's obliviousness to it since she was too busy with her paper folding.

"Yup. Thought I was this horny sex addict who tainted her son. She even cried at our wedding and it wasn't tears of joy lemme tell you. But you know what I did, I just kept trying and trying, always being kind to her and waiting on her hand and foot and taking her out wherever whenever she wanted to go." Nat informed with a small smile as she recalled the memories.

"And so you guys are friends now." Vampire Harry finished for her, leaning his elbows on the counter as he smiled at her.

"No. She actually still hates me and thinks I'm a hoe to this day but I noticed lately that instead of pushing me away when I hug her like she first did, she just lets her arms hang to her sides until I'm done with my hug so that's progress. And I still love her." Nat said with a bright grin on her face as the Vampire laughed, placing his chin in the palm of his hand as he watched her.

The way he was looking at her though.

"Oh my god." I silently squealed to myself as I pressed myself further against the wall, full on spying on the two.

"Boom. Done and done." Nat suddenly announced, throwing her hands in the air before she showed Vampire Harry her finished airplane as he gaped down at in pure amazement, a childlike smile on his face as he took it with wide eyes.

"Woah... you're really good at this." The Vampire breathed, blinking at her in admiration before he looked back down at it, tracing his fingers gently over the paper as if afraid to mess up her work.

"Yeah well," Nat said in a playfully cocky tone, making a show of bring her arms out in front of her as she cracked her knuckles before tilting her head side to side to crack her neck.

"Had to do something to keep me busy while Harry was at work planning his landscaping ideas. I would usually just throw him at it and try to make it stick to his hair to annoy him." She snickered, reaching out and playfully patting the Vampire's head as he chuckled.

"You know, you should just get a job at airplane making," Vampire Harry nudged her with arm with his hand, shifting on his feet with that goofy look on his face that meant he was about to deliver a really bad joke before he brought the paper airplane in my hand.

"Your career would, take off." He gave the punchline, laughing as he threw the paper airplane letting it fly around while Natalie blinked at him with a straight expression as I scrunched my face up and shook my head at the bad joke.

Nat continued to just look at him, her face void of any emotion making his laughter die down slowly when he noticed before he cleared his throat awkwardly, a slight pink tint staining his cheeks.

"Yeah, not a lot of people really like my jokes-"

"That was so lame." Natalie laughed, like an actual genuine laugh with an actual genuine smile as she shook her head at him, catching both the Vampire and I off guard.

"Are you seriously spying on people right now-" I heard a deep groggy voice say behind me before I quickly slapped my hand over Demon Harry's without even looking at him, pressing him against the wall by my side with me as I kept my eyes trained on the two inside the kitchen.

"Mmfff hmmm nmm ffthh." Harry mumbled into my hand as he gave me a look.

"I'm sorry what was that?" I asked in a whisper, finally turning my attention to him as I took my hand off his mouth.

"I said what are you even doing? I woke up because you weren't besides me." He grumbled out, rubbing at his sleepy eyes as he blinked a few times before he trained his stern gaze on me.

"I like- I don't know who to ship. Vampire obviously likes her but she has a husband and I'm just gah- no but yes, but yes, but no." I said in a rushed hoarse whisper, going back and forth as I pointed at his chest while he looked at me with a raise of his brow.

"Okay, I think somebody needs to go back to bed with me yes?" He offered in a slow cautious tone, placing his hands over my shoulders to lead me away as I quickly shook my head.

"We sleep on a floor Harry and no. I want to stay and watch what happens because I am a weak spineless bitch for romance triangles so give me a minute here." I insisted, swatting his hands away in irritation.

"Liza listen to yourself this isn't-"

"Shhhh they're interacting again." I immediatly cut him off, slapping my hand over his mouth again as I quickly brought my pointer finger to my lips with wide eyes when I heard Vampire Harry and Nat's laughter.

"I've never had someone actually laugh at my joke before." The Vampire said under his breath, smiling at Natalie with the same look Demon Harry gave me at times as he inched his hand closer to hers ever so slightly on the counter.

"Was it actually funny?" He asked, leaning his head to the side to see her face as she grinned.

"No it was terrible." She smirked, shaking her head at him.

"If it was so terrible why did you laugh?" Vampire Harry teased with a raise of his brow, nudging her shoulder with his.

"Direct flirting. I repeat, direct flirting." I whispered harshly to Demon Harry as he let out an exasperated sigh, my hand still clamped over his mouth to keep him from talking.

"Because you remind me of my husband." Natalie said, a slight change in her voice as she gave him a small smile while the Vampire blinked at her in shock.

"He would always make the corniest jokes, his favorite ones are puns and knock knock jokes and I just laugh because just seeing him get such a kick out of it is so cute and funny and I just- I love him a lot." She admitted, blinking down at her lap, trying to keep her smile in tact as she played with her wedding ring.

Vampire Harry's smirk fell completely from his face as he looked down at her, watching the way she took in a shakey breath trying to compose herself before she looked back at him with that same carefree expression on her face.

"What's up man? You look like someone just shit in your cereal." She ironically pointed out, awkwardly patting his back as his body stiffened.

"You uh- you really love your husband don't you." The Vampire swallowed, biting his lip nervously as he shifted in his seat.

Demon Harry removed my hand away from his mouth as he gave me a concerned look.

"Liza why are you crying?" He asked in a slow confused manner as he squinted his eyes at me.

"I'm not crying. You're crying." I cried, scrunching my face up in an ugly wrinkly teary face look as I silently sobbed.

Because Vampire Harry just- But Nat just- and she likes- but he likes-

"You're getting emotional over someone else's love life?" The Demon questioned as my lip quivered before I slowly nodded my head, letting out a strangled "mmm-hmm" and buried my face in his chest because I got the worst feels ever.

I moved away when I felt his body tense and I could hear that terrible painful beating in both of our chests again.

"Eh, my husband.... he's alright." She shrugged with a straight face before meeting his gaze and smiling as she gave him a wink.

"You know, I was out all day looking for the british crumpet, that's why I only came back till just now." She sighed, pursing her lips in a 'what can you do' face as her shoulders slumped.

"You were out... all day and night to find him?" Vampire Harry asked in complete and utter disbelief.

"Yeah, I even made these babies and went around placing them on every flat surface I could find." Nat laughed, taking out a stack of fliers from a tote bag as she plopped them down onto the table in front of him.

"Harry Vanilla Styles. If seen please return to this address. Likes Kale among other healthy foods, african american politicians, and organization." He read out loud, looking over the paper before he laughed.

"Why is his picture a frog?" He smirked, turning to show the flier to Natalie who just shrugged.

Demon Harry and I both jumped in surprise, looking away from the kitchen towards the hallway where we saw Psycho's body fly across the living only to slam against the wall as he fell to the floor with a groan.

"What the fuck!? I was sleeping!" Psycho Harry snapped, rising to his feet as the Assassin cracked his neck from side to side, glaring at him from across the room.

"Try touching me again in your sleep, and sei morto. You're dead." The Assassin growled out in a menacing tone, narrowing his angered green eyes at the Psycho before there was a knock at the front door.

"It's like three thirty am. Why is their someone at the door?" I asked Demon Harry before I went over, passing the tense Psycho and Assassin as I the Demon followed me, taking a blanket from the couch and draping it over my shoulders to cover my pajamas before I opened the door, my eyes widening when I found another Harry.

A new Harry this time who was holding one of Nat's fliers up in his large hand.

"Uh... hi. Does a small blasian woman, like about this short," He began in a slow voice, bringing his hand down to his chest right below his shoulders.

"Live here? Or is here at the moment. According to this paper I'm supposed to return myself to her." The new Harry asked in all seriousness, running his hand through his hair awkwardly before his gaze moved over to Demon Harry besides me.

"What the fu-"

"Vanilla?" Natalie's voice suddenly echoed from the hallway in confusion.

"Nat?" The new Harry said, his eyes widening with hope as he tried to lean inside to look over our shoulders.

"Vanilla!" We heard her scream before her rapid footsteps sounded from the hallway, making Demon Harry move me aside away from the door when we spotted Nat charging at her husband at full speed.

"Fuck me up Vanilla!" She screamed as he dropped the flier, a large smile of relief forming over his face before she tackled him to the floor, the both of them laughing even as they hit the ground while she wrapped her arms around his neck and he held her tightly against his body.

Demon Harry started to cry.

"I want to do that to you." He whined, taking a pillow from the couch before bringing his face down and screaming into it.

I looked over at Nat and Vanilla Harry on the ground outside in the hallway, watching as he placed his large hands over her cheeks to keep her still before he showered her face in playful kisses as she laughed, scrunching her face at him.

"I want you to do that to me too." I whimpered, beggining to cry all over again before I yanked the pillow out of Demon Harry's grasp and sobbed into it.

I raised my head, sniffing a bit before I looked over at Vampire Harry who was leaning against the entrance of the kitchen, a small sad smile on his face as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"I have decided," I began, lowering my voice so only Demon Harry could hear me as I turned to him with a determined look.

"I am going to set all the other Harrys up and get my ships sailing." I said with excitement, clutching onto the pillow with a smile as he sent me a look.

"Liza you ship everyone together. We watched a movie together and these two guys were trying to kill each other and you shipped them." He told me with an exasperated expression on his face.

"They looked into each other's eyes for more than three seconds and I swear one of them hesitated before he raised his gun at him I'm just saying-" I quickly defended before my attention was brought back to Nat and Vanilla Harry on the ground who started to wrestle eachother, and it wasn't even that cute playful couple wrestling people do before they have sex it was like.... some hardcore worldstar wrestling between husband and wife.

"Next time I'll kick your ass into that portal instead of you dragging me inside." Nat huffed with a playful smile as she tried contain her husband in a choke hold before he actually flipped her over, making her fall to the floor back first.

"Next time I say save yourself. Save me first." He said, pointing at her before he grabbed the front of her shirt and kissed her.

Aw I want.

"Starting tomorrow, call me Liza the match maker." I declared, doing a super hero pose as I puffed my chest out and placed my hands on my hips.

"As long as I'm not helping-"

"With the help of my trusty side kick, Princess le-ankle-fetish." I told him, only making the Demon glare at me in irritation.

"And one more thing," I smiled, turning to him with a smile as he narrowed his eyes at me in suspicion.

"I'm not wearing tights. My ass is already flat and I don't need to emphasize it." He said before I laughed and shook my head at him, opening my mouth to ask the question I've been wanting to ask for the longest time.

"Will you go on a date with me?"