I woke up, wondering why my chest felt so heavy as I opened my eyes, raising my head to find a large bump under my shirt before my eyes traveled down to find that there was a large lean familiar looking man wedged but naked between my legs.

Either my boobs grew and formed a muscular back and fine ass legs and butt or my Princess was back to his regular form.

I lifted the front of my shirt, smiling when I saw Harry's fluff of brown hair, his cheek resting against my boob just like it had been when he was a tiny kitty.

"Well good morning." Psycho Harry raised his head, turning it and rubbing his eyes to come face to butt with Demon Harry's bare ass, squinting at it in confusion before he slapped it making Demon Harry jump awake under my shirt.

Psycho chuckled, letting out a low whistle as he layed back down onto the cushions while Demon Harry let out a groan, opening his eyes and looking up at me from under my top.

"I knew my ass looked good but I didn't think it looked that good." Psycho commented before someone threw a pillow at him.

"It's too early to hear your moronic comments." The Assassin said in a gravelly voice, already up with a towel around his broad shoulders as he leaned against the doorway, taking a bite of an apple in his large hand.

Clarece shuffled in her position, turning to glance at Demon Harry's bare ass with furrowed brows.

"Is this the Assassin's ass or someone elses?" She asked in a slow slur.

"I'm right here Clarece." The Assassin spoke up, giving her an unamused look as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"Alright, wake me up when you get naked then." She sighed, turning back around and flopping on her stomach, burying her face into the cushions as Demon Harry got his head out from under my shirt, his hair sticking up in every direction as I placed my hands over his warm broad shoulders.

"Although I appreciate the nudity, it's kind of awkward." I admitted, cupping his face as he looked at me through dark hooded eyes before a slow lazy dimpled smirk made its way to his face.

"Morning my lady." He said in a husky 'I just woke up so my voice is even ten times sexier' kind of tone before he leaned in to kiss me.

We both winced in unison when that same painful beat began to resound from our unused hearts making me grit my teeth and screw my eyes shut as Harry quickly brought his head away from mine before our lips could even meet.

"Damn it!" He growled in frustration, still hovering above me as he brought his fist down onto the floor near my head making my eyes widen when I heard the splinter of wood snap at the impact.

We locked eyes, a look of pain and frustration on both of our faces before Harry took in a deep shakey breath and got up, grabbing a pillow and covering his crotch as he stalked out of the living room in anger, cursing under his breath.

"Wow, your morning breath must really stink." Psycho commented, raising his head to look at me with an innocent smile as he rested his chin in the palm of his hand as I gave him a deadpanned expression while I rubbed at the skin right over my heart that still had a burning sensation around my chest area.

"What's up with you two." The Assassin interrogated, crouching down behind me as he looked down at me since I was still laying on the floor.

"Well... since we're both demons, we can't necessarily get too close to eachother or our hearts start beating again which hurts us." I explained, my words coming out slow as I tried to process the fact that I couldn't even hold or kiss the guy I loved.

"Wow. That's some bullshit." Psycho said as him and the Assassin exchanged looks.

"Poor Disney Princess probably got blisters on his hand for jacking off everyday if he can't even touch you." Psycho shook his head with a careless grin as he placed his hands behind his head and leaned back into one of the cushions.

"This pillow is really soft." The Vampire murmured, yawning as he snuggled closer to whatever he was hugging while the Assassin's body tensed.

"Those are my fat folds." Clarece replied back in an equally drowsy tone, not even bothering to move away or open her eyes.

The Assassin's jaw clenched, staring at the two before he rose from the floor, casually walking to the exit while nearing the Vampire who was cuddling next to Clarece before the Assassin raised his foot and kicked the Vampire's shoulder, moving his body away from Clarece while the two continued to sleep without a care before he left the room.

"This sucks..." I breathed, blinking up at the ceiling as I thought of my Harry.

"What the fuck do you mean someone came out of the fucking portal? Are you're saying it actually worked?" Demon Harry came in, now dressed as he snapped into the phone, a distracted and frustrated look on his face while he ran a hand through his brown waves of hair as Clarece and the Vampire woke up from his loud voice.

"I told you not to fucking touch it without me Frank." Demon Harry growled into the reciever as Vampire Harry rubbed at his eyes from the floor.

"Ah, phone sex. Good times... good times." Vampire smirked, sitting himself up as he took his bandana off, shaking his head making his brown hair flop in front of his face before he fixed it and readjusted his bandana while the Psycho looked at me, sending me a wink while mouthing 'you and me,' pointing at himself than at me as I rolled my eyes at him with a smile.

"I just woke up Frank, you've got to be kidding me I haven't even gotten my morning coffe yet- okay just- just make sure no matter what you do don't go into it and you keep those characters in the break room. Don't let them leave you hear me. I'll be there soon." Demon Harry said, finishing the call as he looked for his jacket while I stood to my feet.

"Characters?" I asked, following him through the hallways as he avoided my gaze.

"You mean we're not the only ones who can fanfiction jump?" I continued, crossing my arms over my chest as Demon Harry looked around with a tense posture.

"Not exactly..." He began, still not looking me in the eye as he flushed, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly.

"Like I said before, it's been centuries since I last saw you and when I became a demon my memories returned, but that only made me miss you even more. Let's just say the serum wasn't the only thing I was working on to be with you." He said, rushing passed me to the kitchen as I followed after him, watching him with a frown of concern as he rummaged through his cupboards.

"You hungry? You haven't eaten breakfast, how about some milk and cereal, or cereal and milk however you want to put it. I mean what really is the right way to say it- I guess there is no right way but I usually say cereal and milk-" Harry rambled on nervously, opening the fridge as I looked at him.

"Princess just tell me." I said in a serious tone, resting my elbows on the kitchen island as I leaned forward with a persistent look on my face.

He paused, holding up his pointer finger at me as he nervously chugged down one of the milk cartons he opened from the fridge.

"Ah, that's some good milk. You sure you don't want one- one carton of milk...." He trailed off, his laughter sounding forced and uneasy as he gulped when he saw the blank expression on my face.

"Look, I was desperate okay. I tried to make a portal hoping I could go back to your story so I can see you again alright. Are we good now? I just confessed how fucking whipped I am for you even though you and the whole world probably already know it so can we just drop it." He snapped at me, putting the milk back into the fridge before placing the palms of his hands on the counter as he glared at me.

"Awww...." I smiled, reaching over and playfully poking at his stomach.

"I said drop it Liza." He warned, pointing at me with an intimidating glare that I ignored as I walked over and raised my arms up for him with a smile, ready to envelope him in a tight
hug only for me to stop in my tracks, stumbling back and clutching at my chest as I screwed my eyes shut in pain at the overpowering thumping that was emenating from my heart.

It was like my heart was having cramps.

Yeah, it was that bad.

I winced, trying not to show how much it hurt as I stabled myself on the counter making Harry's eyes widen as he neared me with a worried look on his face.

"Lady Liza are you- are you okay?" He blinked down at me in concern, his hands hovering over my body, not knowing if he should touch me or not as I swallowed and nodded.

"What? Yeah no- that was nothing I just- just had a little chest burn." I tried to laugh it off, waving my hand in dismissal as Harry frowned.

He reached out for my hand on the counter, the both of us taking deep breaths before he took it in his large one, intwining our fingers as I bit my lip to keep from screaming in pain at the constant thudding in my chest that Harry seemed to be also experiencing as he grit his teeth, leaning his forehead against mine as our hands shook from the pain.

My eyes were screwed shut, my face contorting in distress as I moved away, beginning to cough making Harry immediatly let my hand go as he began to cough and choke as well.

We backed away from one another, the both of us coughing into the back of our hands before I felt the warm liquid on my skin, looking down to find a few drops of blood on my hand making me look up to find Harry wiping a trickle of blood from his mouth as well before our wide shocked eyes met.

"Hey I don't know if this the wrong time but that Frank dude is really freaking out. He's been calling non stop and woah," Vampire Harry informed, entering the kitchen before stopping as he looked between Demon Harry and I's stiff bodies.

"I love staring contests." He awed, placing his hands on his knees as he leaned between us, looking over at Harry and I with a childish smile as I exchanged looks with the demon.

"Oh you blinked! Move aside." The Vampire said, actually pushing Demon Harry out of the way before he went in front of me, clasping his hands and rubbing them together as he rolled his shoulders.

"You and me kid. Keep your eyes on me." He smirked, pointing at me then at himself as I raised my brow at him, not blinking my eyes.

Demon Harry checked his watch, making a show of tapping his foot impatiently besides me before he reached out to the Vampire, faking a punch his way to catch him off guard only for the Vampire not to even flinch, not blinking his yellow eyes as he slowly turned to the Demon.

"I have never lost a staring contest game man...." Vampire Harry said in an eerily serious deep voice, his face stern  as the Demon Prince and I exchanged looks.

"Right... so, I'm just gonna take her and go." Demon Harry casually said, reaching down behind my knees before he carried me in his arms bridal style, walking away as I continued to stare at the Vampire.

"Give it up Liza, I saw you blink a few moments ago. You lost." The Demon smirked, making sure our skin didn't make contact as he carried me away while I blinked at the tears that were forming in my eyes from staring so hard.

"It burns..." I threw my head back, rubbing at my eyes making Harry chuckle.

"Bad at curtsying and staring contests. The list just keeps growing everyday." Demon Harry tsked, a smile on his face despite the sad look in his dark eyes as he gazed down at me, our small smiles fading as we stared at one another thinking back to our main problem that we were avoiding.

How being with eachother was literally killing us slowly.

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"I thought I told you not to let any of the characters from the other story get out of the break room?" Demon Harry snapped at Frank as the Psycho leaned against the wall, flirting with one of the secretaries, playing with a strand of her hair as the Vampire spun around in one of the swivel chairs, making paper airplanes as Clarece ate at the free box of donuts at the table.

Everyone in the office were laughing and smiling, papers flying through the air as if it was confetti while music blared in the background.

"Which story did this character come from." Demon Harry growled in impatience right before we heard the sound of an office cart quickly racing closer and closer along to our left with someone screaming as Harry and I turned our heads just in time for the both of us to be run over by the cart.

Harry and I screamed as I clutched on to the girl who was riding the cart while Harry was holding onto the bottom of it before we crashed into the wall right down the hall, whizzing passed cubicles as the other Harrys and employees stood to their feet staring at us in shock.

"Whoo! Still alive!" I announced, shooting up from the floor with my arms in the air as the office workers clapped before I looked over at Harry who was still sprawled on the ground.

"Oh shoot, my bad man I didn't see you, I mean I did but I was too busy screaming cause whoo, that was fun." The girl laughed, looking at me before she turned to Harry, her brown eyes widening in realization.

"Aye, I was looking for you." She said, playfully punching Demom Harry who glared at her before she leaned in and kissed his cheek, surprising the both of us.

"Mmm.... no! Aha- you can run me over but no- no with the kissy kissing." I exclaimed, quickly intervening as Harry pushed the girl away with a look of disgust, wiping at his cheek as I slung my arms under his and dragging his body a few feet away before holding his head close to my chest, squishing his face as I studied the pretty light skinned girl in front of us.

She rose from the floor, brushing herself off with a small friendly smile on her face as she raised her brow at me.

"Uh... but I kinda enjoy doing the kissy kissing with my husband." She said with a light laugh as she grabbed Demon Harrys hand making him freeze as his wide black eyes immediatly darted to me.

"Ha! She said- you heard her she said... she said husband. Right." I forced out a nervous laugh, pointing at her sounding like I was about to snap at any moment as I grabbed Harry's other hand, to anxious and confused to even care about the burning in my chest.

"Liza your heart-"

"I had to deal with one hot girl over this guy right here in the prologue and I can do it again with my small titties and frizzy hair so don't underestimate the power of this little brown girl." I cut Harry off, leaning forward as the kissy kiss girl sent me a look before I tugged him closer to my side.

"Please let go of my Princess." I told her in an even voice, glaring at her hand that was still holding his making Harry immediatly blush as he bit his bottom lip and smiled down at me.

"Princess?" The girl shook her head at me as if I was crazy, a confused look on her face before she tugged Harry closer to her side making me narrow my eyes at her.

"Why don't you let go of my Vanilla boy."

AN: I've decided that I'm going to be making a separate book for the other Harrys relationships, you'll see some of them and their love interests in this story but this story will remain on Liza and Demon Harry.

I'll post the spin off about the Psycho, Assassin, and Vampire after I'm done with this book.

It will be called VG&B

Voices. Guns. & Bites.