The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

Blitzo: I love this song! ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Loona is sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

They drive into an old crowded parking lot.

Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-

Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels and was holding Y/N's hand as he got out with her. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops. She hugged Y/N's arm between her boobs.

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...

Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.

Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN! Also, Y/N why are you dating that cheap hooker?!?

Verosika: Because he knows how to treat a woman! And make her feel good~.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb. Y/N nervously waved.

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".

Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.

Blitzo: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.

Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

Y/N: It's...true.

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...

Loona: No way...

Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break. Y/N was spending the night at my place, so I figured I'd bring him here. Though I think he'd be better working for me.

Verosika cooed Y/N and pinched his cheek.

Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!

Verosika: Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run...

Blitzo and Verosika: ...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!

Y/N: Blitzo! How could you?

Blitzo: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!

Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.

Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.

Verosika: Well good luck at work today cutie pie~. Kick ass and take names! Also, thank you for last night~. Four hours and making me scream~.

Verosika cooed Y/N and kissed both his cheeks, before walking away and swaying her hips. Y/N blushed nervously and Loona looked jealous. She grabbed Y/N and held him close.

Y/N: Loona?

Loona growled protectively.

Blitzo followed Verosika.

Blitzo: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna...

A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls.

Hellhound: You'll what?

Blitzo: Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!

After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzo and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom.

Y/N: What? I don't get it.

Verosika: Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he and Y/N actually do their jobs well.

Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzo off. She blew Y/N a kiss.

Blitzo: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that. Your wasting your time too, Y/N!

Y/N was about to talk, but Loona cupped his face and looked at him.

Loona: You know Verosika Mayday?!

Y/N: Huh...? Oh, yes.

Millie: Did it start before or after she became a pop star?

Y/N: About two years ago.

Blitzo: Hey, I dated her too. Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!

Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.

Loona: You totally do that.

Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering. She looked at Y/N.

Millie: What is sex with her like?

Moxxie: Millie!

Millie: Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Moxxie: ...Touché.

Y/N: Well, lots of sexy clothes...

Loona's eye twitched.

Y/N: Dirty talk.

Loona looked jealous.

Y/N: Various...positions.

Loona snarled.

Y/N: And other sexy stuff...

Loona grabbed him and kissed him deeply and passionately. Blitzo stopped that.

Blitzo: Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck.

He tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side.

Blitzo: Okay, Loonie, Y/N, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit.

/////

The scene cuts to Loona, Moxxie and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.

Loona: Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today! Y/N's noticed!

Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes.

Blitzo: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~

Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.

Loona: Shut UP, da—

Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside.

Loona: Urgh! Blitzo!

Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before Y/N accidentally tripped and bumped into her. She looks down in embarrassment.

Loona: Oof! Oh. Woah...

Y/N glances up at Loona, nervously. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. Loona blushes and wags her tail.

Vortex: Ok. Now this is just adorable.

Blitzo then saw Vortex.

Blitzo: Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?

Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.

Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper.

Blitzo: Oh, COME ON!

Vortex: Sorry, man.

Vortex walks away.

Blitzo: Oh, no you don't, bitch.

Moxxie: Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone...

Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare.

Moxxie: In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-

Blitzo: Moxxie, shut the fuck up!

Y/N: I can...I'll talk to her.

Y/N headed over to Verosika's office.

Y/N pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Y/N, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.

Y/N: Hello, Verosika? I love you, but my boss...Blitzo...he's really upset about the parking spot...abd I was hoping if

Coco: Aw, look at how cute he is. He's got a wittle cute outfit!

Y/N: Oh...thank you...I

Apple: Want a kiss, cutie?

Y/N: A kind offer, but... I...I'm not sure.

Kiki: Come on, please~?

Verosika: Y/N, please~? We promise we'll be good girls~. We won't bite~.

Y/N: Well, I...I guess...sure? If you want?

The gang of demons surround Y/N. The demons then tackle him and undress him and themselves.

Blitzo races and presses his hands against the window. Loona did the same.

Blitzo: Y/N, don't let her access any of your holes!

Loona looked like she was about to bust the window open.

Fifteen minutes later, Y/N stumbled out.

Y/N: I... I gotta go lie down... now.

Y/N falls face-first onto Loona's chest. She hugs him and rubs his back.

Blitzo: Oh, this won't STAND!

Blitzo kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.

Blitzo: Alright...! THAT'S IT!

Blitzo stomps toward Verosika.

Blitzo: If you're gonna be trying to take my best employee, which is shitty to my daughter, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! Fuck, I said that twice.

Kiki: Mmmm... Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?

Verosika: I think he is!

Verosika leans in toward Blitzo.

Verosika: What's the game then, Blitz-o?

Blitzo: Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day.

The succubi laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.

Verosika: Oh, you're serious?

She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper.

Verosika: Game on... bitch.

/////

Later at I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.

Blitzo: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.

The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Loona, Y/N, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.

Blitzo: We portal up.

Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.

Blitzo: We have our fun murder time as per usual.

The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns.

Blitzo: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.

The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".

Blitzo: We push said canoe into some water.

Blitzo drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

Blitzo: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!

Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.

Blitzo: They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet...

The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.

Blitzo: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.

Blitzo: Do you have... any questions?

Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Blitzo: That wasn't a question.

Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.

Blitzo: I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Moxxie: A what now?

Blitzo: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dicked troll?!

Moxxie: Well, why don't you take an art class?

Blitzo: Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!

Loona: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?

Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera.

Y/N: What are we looking at?

Loona: Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.

Blitzo: Wait, say that again.

Loona: I can... blend in...?

Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzo that she can disguise herself.

Millie: Do you have a human disguise?

Loona: Yeah. Don't you?

The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.

Loona: You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!

Y/N: I...hide my face so nobody sees it.

Blitzo: Okay, new plan!

Blitzo quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

Blitzo: Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?

Millie: Flawless logic.

Moxxie: I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!

Blitzo: I got that covered, Mox.

/////

Later, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.

Blitzo: Now... we wait.

Moxxie: Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!

Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.

Blitzo: Now, who's first?

/////

Up in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Y/N, and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

Blitzo: Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.

Loona: Got it.

Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps and Y/N stare in shock.

Blitzo: Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful!

Loona glares at Blitzo.Y/N blushed brightly as he looked at her.

Y/N: Wow..you look...beautiful and hot.

Loona blushed and smiled.

Blitzo: I am so proud. Now, fetch!

Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.

In the next shot, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Y/N. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitzo kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head.

Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.

Blitzo: That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many--

Verosika: Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!

The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.

Fan boy: Verosika!

Verosika looked at Y/N and smirked as she looked at him.

Verosika: This is your final boarding call. All aboard~

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Blitzo: God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!

A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzo.

Blitzo: He on the list, Loonie?

Loona: Huh? Yeah... I- I think so.

A distracted Loona looks at Y/N who was being taken to the stage.

Blitzo: Good!

Blitzo takes out a red and black axe.

Blonde man: Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?

Blitzo: Yeah... pretty cool, huh?

Blitzo cleaves his head in half with the axe.

Blitzo: But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where--...?

Blitzo glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes. He panics.

Blitzo: Wha-- Wha-- Wh--WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!

Millie: Look!

Loona is seen walking towards Y/N. Blitzo notices, and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.

The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Y/N, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.

Y/N is being taken to stage by Apple and Kiki, who Loona quickly shoved away.

Verosika: Now, who wants a piece of this?!

Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.

Loona holds both of Y/N's hands and looks at him.

Loona: Heyyyy... you...!

Y/N: Hey...I'm sorry I walked off. I was told Verosika wanted me on stage with her.

Loona: Yeah. But I want you here with me.

Y/N: You do.

Loona: Yes!

Loona kissed him deeply and passionately on the lips.

Y/N blushed brightly and slowly kissed back

Blitzo arrives and stands between them.

Blitzo: Am I... interrupting something?

Y/N: I think so, actually yes sir.

Blitzo: "Think so, actually yes sir" leads to HPV!

Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.

Moxxie: And... we've lost him. It's looking like it's up to us handle this list.

Millie: Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!

Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.

Loona: Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!

Blitzo: I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job.

Loona: What, I can't have a break?

Blitzo: We have a parking spot on the line! And Y/N.

Y/N/Loona: Wait, what?

Blitzo: I also bet your contract.

Loona looked like she was going to strangle Blitzo.

Loona: Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?! It's bad enough I have to compete with other girls for my boyfriends attention!

Blitzo: Because, I adopted you! And that should mean something!

Loona: Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!

Blitzo: It still counts!

Loona: Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!

/////

Millie and Moxxie hides behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

Skool: Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!

Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.

Woman: Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs!

Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

Skool: I got it!

Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.

Skool: Beer possum! Beer possum!

Partygoer: Get ready to get fucked up!

Partygoer: Ready to get fuuucked!

/////

Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitzo, who crosses his arms.

Loona: Uh... Blitzo... I'm-

Blitzo: Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!

Loona: Ugggh...

Y/N: I'm glad you have a dad who loves you...

Loona: Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does. Wait, you don't.

Y/N: No. My dad cheated on my mom with an clown, insulted her being in love, then insulted being in love to my face.

Loona: Damn...

Y/N: I hate him...

Y/N then nervously explained that father Asmodeus poses a very boastful and arrogant attitude, especially whenever something contrasts with his reputation of being the embodiment of lust. Otherwise, Asmodeus values consensual lust and he hates it, stating how it's about pleasure for everyone involved. He has shown to take great pride with his status, not hesitating to put others down who publicly exhibit a sentimental demeanor towards their partners, Purity learned that the hard way. Y/N figured that out the hard way with Verosika. He is also shown to tease or humiliate others regarding their relationship. Something Y/N and his mother learned too.

Y/N's phone rang as his dad tried calling him again.

Loona: Allow me.

She picked up the phone and answered.

Asmodeus: Y/N! Thank god! I-

Loona: Listen here you asshole! Y/N doesn't wanna talk to you! As a matter of fact, I really don't wanna be talking to you right now! You're the reason God created the middle finger! We're busy right now, can we ignore you another time? I wish Y/N had a flip phone, so I could slam it shut on this conversation, you lustful cheating asshole! You know, I understand why Y/N ignores you! Your son must have gotten his brain from you! I met his mother and she still had hers. So fuck off! You arrogant asshole!

Loona ended the call and blocked the number.

/////

Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie: Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em.

Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitzo looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.

Moxxie: Ooooh! Fish.

The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.

Moxxie: Hehehe... Weeeeee...

Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. She pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Moxxie smiles, closes his eyes and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands into Blitzo's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically.

Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.

Moxxie: I love that woman~

Blitzo: Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?

Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.

Blitzo: Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Mils!

Millie: Is Mox okay?

Blitzo: Oh, yeah. He's fine.

Millie holds Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression.

Moxxie: Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... drinky.

Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.

Blitzo: Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking.

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitzo: Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!

Verosika: That was handled rather... obvious... Don't you think?

Millie: I don't think this belonged to any of us.

Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.

Millie: Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.

Moxxie: Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED!

Verosika: Yeah, well... you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!

Moxxie: A human called me a possum. I am not a possum!

Blitzo: Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space. And keep Y/N's contract.

Verosika: ...Fine.

Blitzo: WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!!

Millie: Fuck YEAH!

Blitzo: IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!

Verosika: Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!

Vortex: Well... guess it's time to bounce.

Y/N was with Loona.

Y/N: Thank you. Guess dad won't be calling for a long time.

Loona: Hey? That asshole can die alone.

Loona kissed his cheek.

Y/N: Your the best.

Loona blushed and smiled.

Blitzo: Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!

I.M.P go through the portal.

Blitzo jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her eye twitch.

Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.

Police: PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!

Verosika: Alright, sluts. Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick.

Y/N looked around nervously with Loona, and knew that there is only one way how to solve this.

Y/N: Oh boy... this is gonna hurt.

Y/N looked at the cops.

Y/N: Hey! Wanna see my head come off?

Y/N, grabbed the sides of his head, and proceeded to start viciously pulling until he managed to rip his own head off.

The cops screamed vomited and drove off, and he proceeded to reattach his head .

Y/N: I hate doing that. It always leaves me with a sore neck.

Vortex: Thanks man.

Apple: Thank you!!!

Verosika walked to Y/N and kissed his cheek:

Verosika: Thanks babe~. I still have the bunny suit~. And I got a cheerleader outfit for your little hellhound girlfriend.