" Darens mansion, valentines day,".

"0-12".

Daren slowly opened his eyes as he yawned, he leaned up as he stretched and yawned some more as he smacks his lips and scratches his back, he looked around to see no one in his bed.

Daren- hm, that's weird.

He shrugged it off as he turned over to the side of his bed and slipped on his slippers, he slipped on his red bathrobe and headed into the bathroom. The screen next to the door turned on as a red light appeared.

Cogsman- "over the speakers" Good morning sir, and how did you sleep.

Daren- Fine fine "begins to brush his teeth" hey, what day is it today.

Cogsman- February 14th sir, it is currently 10 am, oh, look at that, today's valentines day.

Daren- oh, that's cool.
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Daren burst out of his room while bumping into a wall while trying to put his pants on with his tux on backwards.

Daren- I CANT BELIEVE I SLEPT IN, GODDA-

He then tripped and went tumbling down the stairs.

"0-10".

Daren crashed to the floor in front of the kitchen as all his girlfriends stared in shock.

Loona- HOLY SHIT.

She helped him up as he groaned in pain.

Loona- Are you okay, I ca-

Daren- no time, I overslept and I have so mu-

He then looked over to see the table set with a buffet of breakfast foods with all his girlfriends sitting around it.

Loona- Happy valentines day baby.

She wrapped her arms around him and licked his face before kissing him, he just stared dumbfounded.

Daren- B-b-b-but I overslept and-

Loona- We did that on purpose, you work your damn ass off every day and still make time to make us happy, so we decided, this valentines day will be a day where we spoil you.

Daren- Well, I can't really argue with that now can I.

He chuckled as he walked over to the table and sat down, he was about to grab something when velvet slapped his hand away.

Velvet- Oh no, today is your day, we'll be feeding you.

She grabbed a fork and cut him off a bit of pancake as she fed it to him.

Daren- "swallows" that's good.

Velvet- "silent squeals" I love that this part was my idea.

Mayberry- I'm glad, me, nifty and velvet worked really hard on cooking you something special.

Cherri- Hey, me, verosika and loona helped too.

May- Loona burnt half the stuff she touched, verosika got half the kitchen and us covered in flour and cherri, you successfully managed the impossible by setting water-on-fucking-fire.

Cherri- Yeah, I'm still amazed about that, I must have some pretty awesome cooking skills to do that.

Vaggie- "Pam's her face" Oh lucifer, the people I deal with.

Kiki- Well we were busy setting up our man's fun day of things to do, we are going to spoil the fuck out of you today, each of us has something specific planned out for you today.

Daren- "bites bit of egg and bacon Sallie feeds to him" sounds like fun, by the way, where's the others.

Vaggie- Millie and moxxie are having their own private valentines day, Blitzer took Dia and summer to the lust ring, blitz is probably spying on any one of us, angel is high again in his room that I locked him in, stolas is trying to work up the courage to finally kick out Stella, Baxter is fuck knows where, Collin and keenie are out on their date, tex is out with his girlfriend, same thing with ace and Josh, as for Kat I don't know where.

Daren- Okay, at least their having a good day.

He goes to sip his water when cherri stops him.

Cherri- I'll get it.

She touches it.....as the glass proceeds to light up in flames.

Daren- WHAT THE HELL.

Cherri- NOT AGAIN.

Octavia- HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT.

Cherri was still panicking when the fire suddenly flew up out of the cup and into Darens hands as he absorbed it.

Cherri- "laughs nervously" t-thanks babe.

Daren- It's fine, but no more cooking for you.

Cherri- Yeah, that's fair.

" FWOOM".

Nifty- NOT THE WAFFLES.

Sallie- WHAT ARE YALL, A PYROMANCER.

" Later, after the fire was put out by cogsman wearing a firecrew hat while going "bee doo, bee doo".

" Loona"

Loona dragged Daren into her own room and closed the door.

Loona- For my special valentines day treat, your gonna need to be in your hellhound form.

Daren- Why.

Loona- "smirks and pulls out a spiked collar with flame details on it".

Daren- OOOOHHHHH HELL NAW, sorry loona, but I'm not a "pet" you can just slap a collar on.

Loona- Don't you already wear a collar in your hellhound form.

Daren-.............T-THATS FOR LOOK.

Loona- " Ssssuuurreee face" come on, you'll love it "sits on bed and pats knee" I-know-you-want-to.

Daren stood his ground with his arms crossed when he felt his foot thumping, he looked down to see his left foot turned into his hellhound forms foot.

He yelped and tried to stop it, but slowly his other leg turned, his fluffy ears popped out, he tried to cover them, only for his tail to appear.

Daren- NO, BAD DOG FORM, SIT, HEEL.

Suddenly, it all stopped, he breathed a sigh of relief and put his hands down.....only to realize they were furry and had 5 fingers with claws.

Daren(h)- GODDAMMIT.

Loona was giggling at the whole thing, daren looked over to she her holding the collar up, he tried to resist, but his body wouldn't listen, finally, after 5 minutes of dealing with his instincts whining at him, he gave up.

Daren(h)- Not a word of this to anyone, and if anyone asks about the collar, I got it.

Loona smirked as he sat so she could attach it.

Loona- Sure babe, but I gotta ask, why are you so embarrassed.

Daren went to say something when he stopped himself and sighed.

Daren(h)- I-im still not used to being able to turn into a hellhound and a giant snake, so I'm not exactly used to being treated like a dog.

Loona smiled sympathetically as she finished strapping the collar on.

Loona- You'll get used to it, besides.

She hugged him from behind and licked his neck to his cheek.

Loona- I think it looks sexy on you.

Daren blushed hard as loona reached up and began to scratch his ears.

Daren(h)- What i-oooohhhhoooohhhoooo.

His face turned into a dumb, happy smile as his tail wagged and leg thumped even harder.

Loona- Aaahhh, does someone like ear scratchies.

Daren(h)- N-no, I d-d-dont liiaaaaaahhhh, yeah, right there.

She snickered as she continued to scratch him and rubbed his stomach.

Loona- Ahh, is the big bad lord hellfire weak for ear scratchies and belly rubs.

Daren(h)-..................yes.

Loona laughed as she spent the next hour just laying down with him and pampering him.

" Octavia".

Octavia walked Daren into her room and closed the door behind her.

Daren- So what's your plan for today.

Octavia- Well, I thought if something that could help both of us, you see, I've been looking through some spell books and I found a spell that's supposed to lule you into a sense of euphoria, it's apparently very relaxing and said to be used by lover on valentines day to not only give their loved one a feeling of exterme happiness, but it also shows a kind of bond and trust that they have by supposedly linking their souls together.

Daren- Um, okay, why not, I could do for some euphoria.

Octavia clapped her hands together in excitement as she rushed over and grabbed one of her many books off the shelf.

Octavia- Okay, your gonna want to lie down for this, oh, and be wearing something comfy, I don't know how comfy that suit is.

Daren- Yeah, it's not always the best for lying down.

He snapped his fingers as his clothes were replaced with sweat pants and a t-shirt with imphhm on it.

Octavia- You own a lot of your own merchandise.

Daren- Eh, their Made to be extremely comfy, besides, I gotta follow yogurts advice.

"Cut to this"

" 24-55".

" Back to the present".

Daren- Aaahhh, that kid burnt down 3 buildings before we recalled them, good times

Octavia-..........ooookkkaayy, anyways, just lie down and relax while I use this on you, you should get a nice tingly feeling, just focus on your breathing, count to 4, inhail, count to 4, exhale.

Daren nodded as he did just that, Octavia began to chant as her hand lit up with a soft, blue aura that began to fall from her hand and cover Daren, he countiued to breath as he felt a calming wave of euphoria sweep over him.

He lost track of time till octavia woke him up, he slowly opened his eyes and smiled as he looked at a very nervous octavia.

Daren- "stretches" Ahh, you were right via, I feel so.....comfortable and happy.

Octavia- "nervous" um, y-yeah, t-thats totally all that happened.

Daren- Um, everything ok-

He stopped as he held his hands out in front of his face, they were thinner and less sharp than his usual fingers and he had four instead of three.

Daren- WHAT THE HECK.

He jumped up and rushed the the nearby mirror to stare at his new look, he was an owl demon, he had black and red feathers, yellow eyes, he wore a red and black jacket with fur around the collar and black and red short pants and he had a tail with a pentagram design on the back.

" The feathers have red tips and lines around them and his jacket and pants are black and red".

Daren(o)- Woah, this is cool.

Octavia- "internally screaming in joy".

Daren(o)- How did this happen.

Octavia- Well, if I had to make a wild guess, I'd say that us linking our souls for a brief moment made your body react and kick in your changing abilities, since our souls were connected, it copied me and gave you a male owl form.

Daren(o)- cool, so what do you think I can do in this form, maybe-

" BAM".

The door slammed open as cherri walked in, scaring the two of them.

Cherri- VIA YOUR TIME I-

Suddenly, Darens head opened to reveal a second set of eyes like stolas, objects in the room were surrounded by a orange hue as they began to levitate.

Cherri-........HE CAN DO MAGIC?!?!?!?!.

Darens second eyes shut, causing everything to fall to the ground.

Via- Y-you have the powers of an ares goetia.

Daren looked down at his hands that were glowing orangey red.

Daren(o)- Yeah, I could get used to this.

"Ms mayberry".

May walked Daren, both of them dressed in bathrobes, into the bathroom, the tub was full of hot steamy water and bubbles, the smell of lavender and mint in the air, two glasses set on each side, one with wine and another with root beer.

May- I thought you could use a nice relaxing bath to decompress.

Daren- I absolutely love that you guys do this for me, but I'm not that stressed.

May-............you run one of the most powerful company's in hell, constantly get shot at, die almost twice a day and your soon to be father in law is blitz.

Daren-.......How have I not gone insane yet.

Voice in his head- Maybe you have.

Daren- Oh shut up you.

May- What.

Daren- Nothing, let's hop in shall we.

They derobed and stepped into the bath as daren sighed in content, he looked over to see May waving him over, he slid over to her and laid against her chest as she held him.

May- Ahhh, this is the life.

Daren- God it's like it's washing away my stress.

May began to wash his body as he leaned into her gentle touch, she giggled as she kissed his cheek.

May- Hey, let me get your back.

Daren nodded as he laid back in the tub as May washed his back, he grabbed his drink and sipped it as he sighed in content.

Daren- This is amazing, how did I end up being so lucky.

May- Easy.

As he placed his glass down, may turned him around and grabbed his chin lightly.

May- You were very, very, good.

Daren chuckled as he and may began to make-out in the bath, meanwhile, a red light could be seen from the nearby closet.

Blitz- This is premium stuff.

" SLAM".

The doors were flung off the hinges by a VERY pissed off looking Daren, his head was on fire and his body was dripping wet as he growled like a damn lion, may was covering herself up with a towel as she stared enraged.

Blitz-........nice package.

" Insert cartoon style destruction sound effects".

Blitz- AHHH, HELP ME, HES TRYING TO DROWN ME, PLEASE, NO, NOT THERE, DONT SHOVE THE SOAP UP TH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

"Later".

"BAM".

Blitz went flying through the air and landed on his face, plowing into the grass and came up covered in dirt and bubbles.

Vaggie- VALENTINES DAY IS SACRED YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I ASK FOR ONE DAY, I SEE YOU BACK IN HERE TODAY AND ILL HITCH YOUR COCK AND BALLS TO THE BACK OF MY TRUCK AND DRAG YOU AROUND EVERY POTHOLE IN TOWN WHILE PLAYING COUNTRY BANJO MUSIC.

" SLAM".

Vaggie spun around with a sudden smile on her face as everyone stared in horror (or for Daren, scarousol).

Vaggie- Now that that's out of the way, back to our day of fun.

She walked off as everyone back away from her as she walked by.

Cherri- 0-0 Note to self, never piss off vaggie.

Daren-..........Okay, that shit was hot.

" Charlie/vaggie".

Charlie- And here it is.

The three of them in bathrobes walked into a dimly lit room with three massage tables in the middle.

Charlie- I thought we could all use a massage today.

Vaggie- Aw babe.

She kissed Charlie's cheek as daren did the same.

Daren- Thanks Charlie, I've actually been needing this, I've got a stiff back that you could use as a gateplank.

Vaggie- Wait, who's gonna massage us, no one's here.

Charlie- Oh, right.

She clapped her hands as a door opens and a couple of female demons walk out.

Charlie- I hired some people for this, I choose girls becuase I know how you are around guys other then Daren babe.

Vaggie- Thanks Charlie.

They disrobed and each of them laid down on their own tables, the demons went to work, pouring on warm lotion as they began to massage their bodies, daren sighed as he felt their warm hands slide over his back.

Daren- My back hasn't felt their good in months, hey, you mind getting my shoulder blades....yup, right there.

Charlie- Aahhhh, that's the spot, a little lower, lower, llloow-AAAHHH, yup, that's the spot.

Vaggie- This is the life, no stress, no problems, just me, my girlfriend and boyfriend relaxing.

" BAM".

Angel- Sup sluts.

Vaggie- W-WHA, ANGEL.

Daren- WHAT THE HELL.

Angel- "looks to daren" Looking fine handsome, happy valentine's.

Darens head began to smoke as the demons moved back in fear.

Vaggie- GET OUT ANGEL, THIS IS OUR DAY.

Angel- Come on, you got massages in here and I can't get in on it, is that anyway to treat your future husband daren.

" FWOOM".

Angel- AHH, IM ON FIRE, IM ON FIRE, GET ME SOME WATER.

Vaggie- As the old saying goes angel "we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn".

Angel ran out with his hair on fire while daren just glared with his head burning white hot, he then took a few breaths and slowly laid back down.

Daren- Sorry about that.

Charlie- I-its fine, let's just....get back to the massages.

With that, they laid back down as the demons continued their work.

Angel- IM STILL ON FIRE.

" Cherri"

Dares walked into the living room and looked around to spot cherries sitting criss-crossed on the couch, a blanket next to her.

Cherri- Come on big boy, pop a squat next to me.

Darn walked over and sat next to her as she grabbed him by the waist and pulled him into a hug as she wrapped the blanket around the two of them like a giant burrito blanket.

Cherri- Now I've got you all to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it.

She reached over and grabbed the remote as she clicked on the TV.

Cherri- You are gonna sit here with me as I feed you chocolate as we watch a movie together, any objections.

Daren- Nope.

Cherri- good.

She turned the TV over to fast and the furious, their favourite movie to watch together as Daren leaned into her hug, he then felt something poke his cheek, he looked over to see Cherri holding up one of his favourite chocolates and smirking.

Cherri- Say aaaahhh.

Daren blushed slightly as he opened his mouth and Cherri fed him the chocolate.

Cherri- "giggles" You are too cute sometimes, you know that.

Daren- Yeah-

He then held up his hand to show he was holding some of cherris favourite chocolate as well.

Daren- But I'm still smoother then skippy peanut butter.

Cherri snorted at that as she opened her mouth, Daren went to feed her the chocolate when-

Angel- What's up sugar tits.

Daren-

Angel walked in texting on his phone as he looked over to the scene in front of him, he smirked.

Angel- Got room for one more.

Cherri was about to say something when she saw Daren smoking.

Cherri- "nervous" um, angie, I think he's about to-

Daren- CCCCCCCCOOOOOOGGGGSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAANNNN.

" BAM".

Cogsman walked into the room through a cloud of smoke dressed in hunting gear with a tall goofy hat and holding a hunting rifle.

Cogsman- STAND AND FACE ME YOU COWARD.

" BAM".

Cogsman shot the pillar next to angel, leaving a hole in it as he stared with a "I just shit my pants" face.

Angel- AAAAAAAAAAHHHH.

He ran away as Cogsman marched after him while shooting.

Daren- Sorry about that.

Cherri- Eh, he'll be fine.

" BAM".

Cogsman- NOT GOOD ENOUGH SONNY JIM.

Cherri-.......where does he get all those outfits and weapons.

Daren- I-have-no fucking idea.

They shrugged as they went back to the movie as angel was chased around the house.

"Nifty/velvet".

Velvet- BEHOLD, the Mona Lisa to our Leonardo da vinci.

In front of Daren as he sat at the dinner table was a giant chocolate swirl cake in the shape of a heart.

Velvet- A dark chocolate swirl cheesecake with strawberry jam filling.

Nifty- It took us 17 hours, 5 failures, three times thanks to someone (cough blitz) mislabing the salt and sugar, a lot of effort and a couple of destroyed bowls and whisks, but it's finally done.

Daren- HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST, you think it's big enough.

Velvet- Had to make sure everyone had a fair slice, and since we made it and it's your day today, us three get the first slices.

She flexed her fingers as red strings appeared and hovered over to a knife, it then flew into velvets hand.

Daren- "whistle" That's cool.

Velvet- I know, I don't really use my powers that often, makes me feel lazy.

Daren- You girls are spoiling me to high hell, you know just being with you all is all I need.

Nifty- Aawww, that's sweet.

Velvet- But with the way you spoil us, this the bare minimum we could do.

She began to cut the cake when.

" BAM".

Blitz/angel- WE SMELL CAKE.

" THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK".

Knives flew at the two demons, outlining them against the wall as velvet and nifty glowed a dangerous red aura and smiled the most yandere smile you could ever ask for.

Velvet- Llleeaavvvee.

Nifty- Nnnnooooww.

The two of them run out screaming in fear, the girls turn back to Daren with smiles on their faces.

Daren-.......I'm am officially scaroused.

Velvet- Save it for later hubby.

Nifty pulled out a knife and cute three slices from the cake, she passed one to Daren with a fork. She and velvet watched with excitement as he shoved the fork full of cake into his mouth.
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Daren- Why does it feel like something shou-OH MY GOD.

Darens brain-

Velvet- Uuuuuhhhhh, I think we just broke Daren.

Daren was staring forward with unblinking eyes that were filling with tears as drool rolled down his chin.

Daren-.........this........is the greatest thing I have ever tasted in my life.

He then fell back in his chair to the ground.

Verosika- Hey girls your time is u- WHAT THE HELL.

She stared at darens smiling face, then looked to Velvet and nifty, a proud smile appearing on her face.

Verosika- Congratulations, you've given a man something I've tried to do for years, you've given him a joygasm so powerful he passed out.

Velvet-............

Nifty-................

Velvet/nifty- WWWWWOOOOOOO, SCORE.

"Verosika".

Verosika- Aaahhh, this is the life.

Daren and verosika sat in bathrobes in the sauna as they laid back and relaxed.

Daren- Ehh, could be hotter.

Verosika- You kidding, it's boiling.

Daren- Psh, this is a breeze for me, fire demons have an especially high tolerance to heat, me especially since I can control hellfire.

Verosika- hhmm, you do take hot to a whole nother level, in more ways than one.

She got up slowly as she dropped her robe to the ground, daren grinned as she walked over while moving her hips suggestively, she hopped onto his lap and wrapped her arms around his neck as he hugged her waist.

Verosika- How about we make this room a little....hotter.

Daren- That I can do baby.

Verosika reached down and went to undo his robe when.........

Nothing happened.

Daren- Wow, I really expected something to happen there.

Verosika- Don't worry, I had cogsy make sure those dumbasses would learn never to fuck with valentines day again, I came up with the idea.

" Elsewhere".

Blitz- DEAR GOD, MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP.

Angel- I SMELL TOAST, WHY DO I SMELL TOAST.

Tv- This week on "keeping up with the Kardashians".

Blitz/angel- NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO.

" Back with daren".

Daren stared up at verosika in pure shock.

Daren-.........Your pure evil.

He then pulled her into a heated kiss as he grabbed her ass, their tongues mingling a bit before he pulled away.

Daren- And I fucking love it.

Verosika- Now, first things first, lose the towel.

"Kiki".

Daren into the dance hall where kiki told him to meet her, the place was decorated with paper hearts, red balloons and other kinds of valentines decorations.

Daren- I gotta hand it to them, they know how to set a mood.

Kiki- I hope it's a good one babe.

Daren looked over to have his jaw drop as Kiki walked in, she wore a black sparkly dress that covered one hip while exposing the other, her hair was straightened and a black, white and red rose in her hair. She walked over as daren wrapped his arms around her waist.

Kiki- I take it that you like my outfit.

Daren- Like it, I love it, your a knockout.

Kiki- Psh, sssttoop, your too much sometimes, you know that.

Daren grinned as he walked her to the middle of the dance floor and snapped his fingers as his fire demons put on a the soundtracks.

" Make up how they dance, have fun".

At the end, daren was holding kiki in a dip motion as they breathed heavily.

Kiki- "deep breathing" Tha-at w-was amazing.

Daren- "deep breathing" Y-yeah, yo-ou were i-incredible.

?- Ill say.

They looked over to see loona, octavia, verosika and velvet recoreing on their phones.

Velvet- Your blowing up right now you two, people are eating this up.

Daren looked down at kiki who smirled and nodded, daren spun her up as he turned to velvet.

Daren- Then lets give them what they want.

With that, he and kiki danced for the next hour, blowing up social media in the process.

"Coco/apple/milky".

Coco- Aaahhh, now this is how you treat yourself.

All four of them sat in chairs wearing bathrobes as demons filed their nails, painted them, rubbed their feet, the whole 9 yards.

Daren- Wow, I never knew how good it could feel to get your nails done.

Apple- I know right.

Daren leaned back as a demon began to rub his shoulders, he leaned his head back and looked up-

Blitz- What's cookin good lookin.

" KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM".

Blitz- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Blitz went flying through the ceiling of the mansion, the whole room that they were in was covered in black smoke as daren growled.

Milky- "coughs up smoke" M-maybe we should have locked the door.

Daren sighed as he sucked up all the smoke and ash and shot it out the window, he sighed as he leaned back and took deep breaths.

Daren- Sorry girls, I'm just tired of that asshole.

Coco- Well maybe-

Daren leaned up......as blood shot out of his nose as he stared at his disrobed girlfriends.

Coco- -you need something to get rid of that stress.

Daren-............okay, this makes it so much better.

"Sallie may".

Sallie- YEEHAW.

Sallie galloped around the nearby track as daren watched on blazer, Sallie came to a stop in front of Daren as she laughed.

Sallie- HOO WEE, NOW THATS HOW YOU GET THE BLOOD PUMPIN, your turn sweet Thang.

Daren looked at the track with all the obstacles and then to blazer.

Daren- Okay, I know we've never ridin together before, but this'll be fun.

Blazer- niegh "translation" Sure.

Daren- That's the spirit.

He had blazer begin with a slow sprint to the first jump, as they neared it, blazer leaped over it.

Daren- HAHA, YES, I AM A NATURAL.

Sallie- HEY NATURAL, WATCH OUT FOR THAT POTHOLE.

Daren- POTWHAT.

Blazer suddenly stopped in front of a huge pothole, launching Daren into the air.

" Meanwhile".

Kat was laying on a floatie in the middle of the pool.

Kat- Aaaahh, peace and quiet.
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Daren- aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Kat- NOW WHA- OH FUCK.

He flipped up his shades and looked up just in time to have Daren slam into him and crash into the pool. They surfaced a minute later as they grabbed onto the overturned floatie.

Daren- Oh, hey Kat, was wondering where you went.

Kat- "spits our water".

" Later that night".

Verosika- HOLY HELL.

The girls stared in awe at the mountain of all different kinds of food placed on the table, they looked over to nifty and velvet.

Nifty- Don't look at us.

Velvet- We spent all day on the cake.

?- That'd be me.

They all looked over to see Daren grinning.

Daren- You think I'm just gonna let all of you do all the spoiling today, naw, you all deserve treatment today as well.

Nifty- B-b-but-

Octavia- HOW IN ALL OF HELL DID YOU MAKE ALL THIS.

Daren chuckled as he snapped his fingers, an army of his fire spirits marched out of the kitchen dressed in chef outfits.

Daren- There's a perk to having the ability to create mini minions.

They all dissapered as everyone stared in awe.

Cherri-.......Welp, now that that mystery is solved, FFFFFOOOOOOOODDD.

She rushed over to the table as the others followed, they all sat down and began to eat.

Loona- This is freakin amazing.

Vaggie- Yeah, there's something for each of us.

Daren- Hey, go big or go home is what I say.

After about almost an hour, the table was half empty, everyone laid back in their chairs as they groaned.

Charlie- I...think we....ate too much.

Velvet- I feel like I'm going into labor.

Vaggie- Al diablo con mi maldita vida, al diablo con esto, Dios por favor ten piedad.

Loona- Welp, we better suck it up, there's still at least one more thing to do today.

Everyone- Uuuuuuggghhhhh.

Loona- Then we get to the fun part.

Everyone- Yay.

Daren- Good news, I found more tums.

Everyone- YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY.

"Outside".

Cherri dragged Daren towards his backyard stage where a row of chairs were set up, sitting in sone were-

Daren- Blitzer, moxxie, the hell you 2 doing here.

Blitzer- Well, we're here to explain the last suprise for today, plus also enjoy the show.

Daren- Okay, what's going on.

?- Oh just this.

Daren turned around as none other than millie, Dia and summer pounce on him and kiss his face.

Daren- W-WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON.

Everyone laughed as daren sat up.

Moxxie- Well, for the last while now, me and blitzer have seen our partners......giving you a lot of attention.

Millie- We all got together and agreed to an ipen relationship with you.

Daren just stared in shock, then turned to the guys.

Daren- Your okay with this.

Blitzer- Mate, I've had an open relationship with Dia and summer since day one, you really think their the only ones who wanna piece of the blitz.

Daren- Ugh, really dude.

Blitzer- Okay yeah, 'eard it as I was saying it.

Moxxie- As for us, we've discussed having one for a while now, but after our history with.....not the greatest people, we decided to only allow one with someone we trust.

Millie- Not to mention easy on the eyes.

Blitz- OH COME THE FUCK ON.

" BANG BANG BANG BANG".

Cherri, daren and blitzer opened fire at blitz as he ran away.

Daren- I swear I need electric fences.

Daren then turned to the girls and stared at them, then sighed as he grinned.

Daren- Okay, as long as your all okay with it.

Millie cheered as she tackled Daren and began to cover him in kisses.

Moxxie- I feel sorry for him, he has no idea what he's getting into.

Blitzer- Didn't you marry her mate.

Moxxie- Yeah, cause I like it.

Blitzer-.........I swear, I can't bloody tell which one of you two are nuttier.

Soon, millie let Daren go as he came back up covered in kisses, he was them pulled up by Dia and summer who each kissed a cheek.

Dia- We still love your brother, but we couldn't help but fantasize about how it would feel to "do it" with you.

Summer- trust me, your gonna be glad you agreed to this.

"FWOOM"

Darens whole body lit up as everyone laughed.

Cherri- Now, let's end off this valentines day with a bang.

The lights on the stage turned on to reveal crymini holding a guitar. Verosika, cherri, millie, Kiki, loona, velvet and vaggie climbed onto the stage while the others took their seats.

Cherri- Alright ladies, LETS ROCK AND ROLL.

As the show ended, a giant explosion went off in the distance as giant bursts of color and light exploded in the sky, the shockwave blew down every chair that was vacant as daren and the others stared in awe, before roaring out in applause, the girls waved, verosika blew kisses to them and loona and cherri gave them a rock out sign.

Daren- Okay, hands down, BEST-DAY-EVER.

As everyone clapped, verosika walked over to Daren.

Verosika- You, upstairs, 30 minutes.

" Later that evening".

Daren- What are they planning.

Daren walked over to his bedroom and opened the door......to find all the girls in extremely revealing lingerie, lying down on his bed.

A gush of blood shots out of his nose as he grins and turns into his hellhound form.

Daren(h)- Oh hell yeah.

Millie- Come on then big boy.

Dia- lets see what you can do.

Daren grinned as he closed the doors behind him.

Meanwhile, blitz was in a tree with angel, holding binoculars.

Angel- Now, let's see what this big boy is packing.

" SHING".

They look down to watch as the tree that their in fall down.

Angel/blitz- OOOOOHHHHH FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKK.

They then land in a truck that read "ship to Antarctica" on it as it drove away.

Moxxie- Too bad that'll only delay him a week.

Blitzer-..........Feel like a drink.

Moxxie- Hell yeah.

The two guys bumped fists as they walked over to the outdoor bar to grab a drink.

" To be continued".

Alastor- Well wasn't that just lovely, a day with romance, emotions, and 3 new additions to lord helfires harem, I'm shocked how soon we got it, I thought it would take TILL CHRISTMAS 2035.

Author- "kicks alastor out of recording booth" SHUT THE FUCK UP, but in all seriousness, I'm sorry for how long this took to come out, I've been extremely busy, I really hope this was worth it, anyway, like I always say, stay tuned.