Our story starts with a demon in a red tux and bowtie,

Was walking through hell as he's almost hit by a car.
Demon- WATCH IT ASSHOLE.
Daren- YEAH YEAH, SCREW YOU TOO.
I walk down the streets of imp city, home of the imps and homeless demons.
Daren- "sigh" 2 months and I still can't find a job, what the he-
Just then I pass by a electronic store as a commercial plays on the TV displayed at the window, a red imp with white patches appears.

?- HI THERE, im blitz, the o is silent, founder and creater of I.M.P, with our access to the human world, you pay us and we'll kill anyone who screwed you over while you were alive.
Then a jingle starts to play.

♩" If you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long, call the immediate murder professionals. Handgreande or cyanide, we'll make look like suicide, the immediate murder professionals. We-do-our-job-so-well, cause-we-come-straight-up-from-hell. We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife, the immmmeddddiiiaattteee mmmmuuuurrrdddeerr professional-
"UUGGHHH"
It then shows them shooting a kid.
♩" KIDS DIE FOR FFFFRRRREEEEEEE"♩.
Blitz- now hiring.
I swear when he said that, angels were singing.
Daren- I.M.P, here I come.

"I.m.p"

I walk over to a door and open it, I enter a normal office like place, all there was was a eel tank and a resepsionests desk, at it was a female hellhound texting on her phone.

Daren- hello, is this i.m.p.
The girl looks up and looks me up and down.
?- BLITZ, WE GOT A CUSTOMER.
Just then the imp from the commercial runs out, stopping right in front of me.
Blitz- HI THERE, THE NAMES BLITZ.
Daren- oh, I'm not a customer, I'm looking for a job.
Blitzs eyes then go wide and sparkle.
Blitz- YOUR HIRED.
Daren- Just like that?.
Blitz- it's only me, moxx, millie and loona.
Loona- sup.
Daren- sup.
Blitz then grabs a megaphone out of nowhere.
Blitz- M-N-M, GET IN HERE, WE GOT A NEW EMPLOYEE.
Two imps then walk in, one was a female imp in all black, with a massive overbite and black hair,

the other was a imp with white hair, black and white stripped horns, and wearing a suit.

Millie- Howdy, I'm millie, and this cutie right here is my husband moxxie.
Moxxie- greetings, I'm moxxie, and you are.
Daren- names daren.
Blitz- so, what the fuck can you do.
Daren- I'm skilled at most guns, hand to hand combat and can repair cars.
Blitz- A MECHANIC, FINALLY, our van is getting a bit rusty.
Loona- A BIT.
She opens a window to reveal a black van that read "I.M.P" on the sides, the hood was stuck open, a tire was flat and it was smoking.....not from the exhaust.
Blitz- oh come on, it's not that bad.
BOOM.
The engine in the van explodes.
Blitz-.................how long will it take.
Daren- what's the company budget.
Moxxie- three nickels and some chewing gum.
Blitz- NOT TRUE, we also have 4 rubber bands.
Daren- "sigh" I may have some spare parts that I could be willing to part with.
Blitz- OH THANK YOU.
Daren- So, when do I start.
Blitz- now, so come on in, we have a meeting to do.