" I.M.P, darens pov"
Daren- AAARRRGGGHH, NO NO NO.
I slam my head down on the desk and sigh.
Ms m- you okay honey.
A/n- Mayberry confessed a few days after loona and via.
Daren- I'm trying to think of a way to show demons not to mess with me and show off my new overlord status.
Loona looks over as she tosses a dart at a sleeping moxxie, hitting his horn, lucky he's a heavy sleeper.
Loona- why is it so important to do that anyway.
Daren- with rumors going around about my powers, other demons will try and take me and you guys out, I want to show them we're not to be screwed with, maybe that alastor guy could help.
Via- ABSOLUTELY NOT, my dad told me about him, he's too dangerous.
Daren- it's worth a shot, I'm heading for pentagram city, I'll be back later.
Loona- be careful.
Daren- don't worry, I'm always good.

" pentagram city"
I enter the city in my dodge charger, the streets were littered with bodies from the extermination yesterday.
Every year on new years eve, due to hells overpopulation, angels called exterminators come down from heaven till the next day at 6 to kill as many demons as they can.
Daren- jesus, I wonder where th-
BOOM.
A explosion hits my car, sending me spinning, I crash into a wall, after a few minutes of dizziness, I kick my passenger side door off and crawl out.
?- THAT ALL YOU GOT EDGELORD.
I look over to see a female cyclops demon, she wore very revealing clothing and was holding red bombs.

Daren-.......hot.
?- COME AND GET IT.
She tossed some bombs in the direction of another demon, he was a snake wearing a top hat and fancy clothing.

?- THAT ALL YOU GOT MISSSSSY.
He tosses a blade and chain at her, she back flips out of the way, i look to see some egg minions holding guns, I run and take cover as they open fire.
?- who are you.
I look over to see the lady and a pink spider demon, he wore a revealing suit and had four arms.

?- WAIT, I know you, cherri, he's that upcoming overlord.
Daren- "head" cherri, beautiful name.
Cherri- oh yeah, hey, names Cherri bomb, this guy is angel dust.
Angel- nice ta meet ya.
Daren- names daren, who's the snake.
Cherri- sir pentious, aka edgelord, he tried to take over my turf.
Daren- mind if I cut in.
Cherri- Sure, I'm dying to see what you can do hotstuff.
I hop out of the cover and yell at pentious.
Daren- PENTIOUS, ONE CHANCE TO LEAVE.
Pen- OH, a new enemy eh, well, I'm more than happy to sssssquash you too.
Daren- you asked for it.
I transform into my overlord form and pull out my deagles, I blast through the eggs left and right, pen throws his weapon at me, but I grab it with my mandible and yank him towards me, I clothsline him and slam him down, I go for a elbow drop, but he trips me with his tail and pins me down.
Pen- I'M GOING TO CRUSSSSSSH YOU.
Daren- hey, what's the capital of tyland.
Pen- um, I do-
Daren- BANGKOK.
I kick him in his family jewels and he let's out a high pitch scream, I grab his tail and spin him around as I toss him into a building, causing it to collapse.
Cherri- THAT WAS AWESOME.
Daren- thanks.
Cherri- so Angie, back to our conversation.
They continue to talk as we sweep through pens infantry.
Cherri- where've ya been, I thought you up and died or some shit.
Angel- oh, i wish, I been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town, the brodds there are letting me stay rent free if I play nice, ya know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language", their words, not mine, these crazy bitches are relentless, I've been clean for 2 weeks.
Cherri- holy shit.
Daren- okay, no fights or pranks, screw that, but the drugs thing I'm okay with.
Angel- well, sorta clean, as clean as you can be with a shit load of breibium marchin powder.
Just then a chain wraps around angel and he gets slammed into some rubble.
Angel- oh harder daddy.
Pen- "gasp" SON.
Angel looks at him with a confused expression as Cherri and I roundhouse kick him off.
Pen- YOU WHORES HAVE NO CLASS, in war, the side remembered is the side with the most, style.
Cherri- or the side that's not dead.
Angel- hey, by the way, is your hat alive or something.
Pen- oh we- THAT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS, now is it.
Angel- "chuckle" would that make your hat the top and you the bottom.
A egg boy appears out of nowhere.
Eb- OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH.
Pentious smacks him away.
Pen- I'M GOING TO BLOW YOU TO BITSSSSSS.
Angel- hm, kinky.
Pen- OH NOT LIKE THAT, PERVERT.
Daren- I know it's been a few minutes, but I like you guys already.
Angel- ooooohhh, why don't we have some fun later.
Daren- I'm straight and taken.
I look to see Cherri suddenly looking sad.
Angel- LOOK OUT.
He pushes us out of the way as a egg boy fires a gun at angel, tying up his arms.
Pen- Not so cocky now, are we.
Angel- ya know, you really got to watch what comes out of your mouth, I mean, I've been making these sex jokes the whole TIME.
The restaints tighten as pentious pulls out a drill.
Angel- and you've been oblivious to them the whole time.
He summons two extra arms from his body holding a Tommy gun.
Angel- I'm mean, it's just SAD.
He shoots pentious into some rubble.
Cherri- so, think your gonna get in a lot of trouble for this.
Angel- eh, what's one little brawl gonna cause.
A/n- Hint, LIVE TV CATFIGHT.
Pen- HEY WHORES.
We look to see pentious sending the rest of his egg boys at us.
Cherri- Glad ya haven't changed, ya know your my favorite guy to party with.
Angel- you know it sugartits.
Cherri- and daren, wanna hang out after this.
Daren- sure.
Cherri- so you guys ready to finish this.
Angel- born ready baby.
I go full demonic.
Daren- let's chew them up and shit them out.
We charge at the army.

" five minutes later"
Angel- THAT WAS AWESOME.
We were walking away from the battle since my car was totaled.
Cherri- sorry bout your car man, that's my bad.
Daren- it's cool, my mechanic will pick it up and have it fixed by tomorrow.
Just then a white limo pulls up in front of us.
Angel- ooooooohhhhh shit.
Daren- what.
Angel- it's the crazy brodds.
The back door opens to reveal a girl in a red tux and blond hair and a moth demon with a eye patch and long hair.

?- Car-in-NOW.

" limo"

I'm sitting inbetween cherri and angel, angel was playing with the window, cherri was napping and I was staring nervously at the girls at the opposite side, the moth girl who's name I learned was vaggie was glaring at us while the girl who's name was Charlie was hugging her legs in the corner, looking depressed.
Daren- look, I was caught in the crossfire, if I would have known what was going on, I would have butted out.
Vaggie- let's get one thing straight, right now, I'm not mainly mad at you, but I don't trust you.
Daren- That's fair, but know I have no ill intensions to any of you.
Vaggie- You have yet to give a reason to dislike you other then you being a guy so I'm not blaming you, but I'm mad at angel and cherri.
Angel stops playing with the window and looks over.
Angel- what?.
Vaggie- WHAT, WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
Angel- "sigh" I owed cherri a favour, isn't that a redeeming quality, helping friends.
Vaggie- NOT WITH TURF WARS THAT RESULT IN TERRITORIAL GENOCIDE.
Cherri- it was just a small battle.
Angel- yeah, plus eh, sometimes you lose a few, sometimes a few hundred,HAHAHA, besides, it wasn't that bad.
He goes back to playing with the window, only to stop when vaggie threw a knife into the switch.
Daren- JESUS.
Vaggie- okay, explain how you got mixed up with these two and it'll judge if I want to hurt you or not.
I then explain the situation to her.
Vaggie look me in the eyes.
Vaggie- I trust you, well, at least more then these two.
Daren- thank you.
Charlie- sorry about your car.
Daren- it's fine, it'll be ready by tomorrow.
Vaggie- But it doesn't excuse ANGEL FOR FIGHTING.
Angel- I HAD TO, my credibility was on the line, how would my image be if people thought I was going straight, it just throws out my entire persona.
Vaggie- YOUR CREDIBILITY, WHAT ABOUT THE HOTELS, YOUR LITTLE STUNT MADE US LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE.
Cherri- Not true, jokes are funny.
Angel- yeah, we made you look.....sad, like a orphan.....with no arms.....or legs......OH,with poterriade.
Daren- ANGEL, look at Charlie, you humiliated her on live TV, I like you, but have a fuckin heart, she's the nicest person in hell most likely and you can't even have the common decency to at least act sorry.
Vaggie looked at me, her expression softening a bit.
Vaggie- "mind" H-hes sticking up for Charlie, maybe he's actually sorry, I'll give him a chance, besides, he at least has some half descent manners, I wonder why he's in hell.
Angel- GREAT, now I'm bummed thinken bout it, this thing have any liquor.
Daren- UGH, I hate alcohol.
Everyone- WHAT.
Vaggie- "mind" Okay, he's cool.
Daren- clean my entire life, the worst thing I've ever had is soda.
Angel- OH COME ON, your missin out man, liquor is the best.
I grab him and look him in the eyes.
Daren- I WILL NEVER TASTE SO MUCH AS A DROP OF THAT ANAL EVACUATION, DRUNK MAKIN, HOME RECKING GARBAGE LIQUID FOR AS LONG AS I EXIST.
I turn back and drop him.
Vaggie-.......anyway, angel, JUST TRY TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
Angel- sure, sure, just don't get your taco in a twist baby.
Vaggie- was that you trying to be racist or sexist.
Angel- whatever pisses you off more, DOES THIS THING SERIOUSLY HAVE NO LIQUOR.
Vaggie- I'm gonna kill him.
Angel- too late, wait, would that make me double dead, where would I go, to double hell, HAHAHAAHA, sorry, your stuck with me bitch, get used to it.
Vaggie- "angry Spanish speaking".
Angel- besides, who cares if a few jagoffs got hurt, most of em are ugly freaks, just look around, this place is full of ugly fuckin harliquins, HAHAHAAHA.
Vaggie- Your one to talk.
Daren- "fuckin snort".
Angel- HEY, this body is flawless, everyone wants a piece of me, and I got the creepy fanletters to prove it.
He reaches into his fluff and pulls out a dirty note, it said to send feet pics.
Daren- how did you two meet.
Cherri- that's personal.
Daren- respect.
Vaggie- ggggggrrrr.
Charlie- that was really uncool ya know angel.
Vaggie- UNCOOL, AFTER THAT TRAINWRECK, THERE IS NO WAY ANYONE WILL WANT TO STAY AT THE HOTEL, ALL THANKS TO YOU-
She points to angel.
Vaggie- AND YOUR SELFISH BULLSHIT.
Angel- does that mean I don't have a free room anymore.
Vaggie gives him a " what do you think" expression.
Angel- ah, well shucks.
Charlie- hey now, calm down vaggie, we don't know it was that bad, it'll be fine.
Vaggie smiles to her as we pull up in front of the hotel, we walk in, cherri passes out on the couch, vaggie sits next to her, angel walks over to the fridge and pulls out a popsicle, Charlie walks outside.
Daren- be right back guys, my girlfriends are probably worried sick.
Vaggie- girlfriends?.
Daren- yeah, here.
I show her a picture of me, loona, via and Ms m at blitzs party last week.
Daren- loves of my life, I love them equally.
Vaggie- they seem happy.
Daren- yup, n-
Just then my phone rings, I push answer without realizing it was on video.
Loona- DAREN.
I jump in fright of the volume.
Loona- WHERE ARE YOU, WE SAW THE NEWS, WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
Angel- let me speak.
I place my phone down on the table with my stand so we all could be in the shot.
Angel- hi there....uh.
Loona- loona.
Angel- loona, I'm angel dust-
Via- THE PORN STAR.
Daren- via, hi.
Then everyone appears.
Blitz- YOU WERE AWESOME, I'M HAPPY TO HAVE YOU AS MY SON IN LAW SOME DAY.
Loona- BLITZ.
Angel- anyway, it's our fault.
Cherri- yeah, I accidentally threw a bomb his way by accident when a egg boy shot at me.
Daren- I'm fine, by the way, I'm at the happy hotel.
Blitz- okay, we'll be there in 10 minutes, see you soon.
He hangs up.
Vaggie- they seem.......interesting.
Daren- different strokes for different folks.
Just then Charlie walks over, looking nervous.
Charlie- hey vaggie.
Vaggie- what.
Charlie- the radio demon is at the door.
Daren/ vaggie- WHAT.
Cherri/angel- who.
Charlie- what should I do.
Daren- I'll handle this.
Vaggie- WAIT.
I walk over and open the door, in front of me stood a demon holding a cane, he was wearing pure red, wearing a monacle, had sharp teeth and red eyes.

Alastor- oh, who are yo- wait, your that upcoming overlord.
He spoke like he was talking through a radio with bad signal.
Daren- that's right, you must be alastor, I was looking for you.
Alastor's grin then turned more sinister.
Alastor- why.
Daren- you gained powers like me, I want to know how you got the demons to know your not to be messed with, I need it to protect my family.
Alastor then looks at me, like he was trying to read me.
Alastor- hahaha, how about this, get Charlie to talk to me and I'll make you my partner.
Daren- what?.
Alastor- your the only other sinner other than me to gain overlordly powers, we're one and the same, you and I, so I'm willing to help you.
Daren-......deal.
Alastor goes to shake my hand, I look at it, then at his face.
Daren-...........yeah, nice try.
Alastor pulled his hand away while laughing.
Alastor- Haha, you can't blame an old demon for trying, besides, it shows you got brains, I like that in a partner.
I shiver as I walk back in, Charlie and vaggie peak out from behind the wall.
Vaggie- Well, your still alive, so what does he want.
Daren- he just wants to talk.
Charlie- you sure.
Daren- he tries anything, he's mincemeat.
She reluctantly walks over and opens the door.
Alastor- may I speak now.
Charlie- you may-
Alastor- ALASTOR, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on the picture show, and I just couldn't resist, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, ah so many orphans.
Vaggie- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
She points a spear at Alastors neck.
Vaggie- " angry spanish" I know your game, and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here you no good pompous shitlord.
Alastor just chuckles as he pushes vaggies spear down like the end wasn't even sharp.
Alastor- oh ho ho my dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here-
He then summons a static aura and his eyes turn to radio dials.
Alastor- I would have done so already.
Charlie- so why are you here.
Alastor- I'm here to help.
Charlie-.........what.
Alastor- help, haha, testing, is this thing on.
He taps his microphone cane and it beams to life.
Cane- well I heard you just fine.
Charlie- help.....with-
Alastor- this ridiculous thing your trying to do, this hotel.
Charlie- why would you help us.
Alastor- why would anyone do anything, sheer utter BOREDOM, I've lacked inspiration for decades, I've been searching for new sources of entertainment.
Charlie- does getting in a fist fight with a reporter count as entertainment.
Alastor- Haha, its the purest kind my dear, riviting, true passion.
Charlie- so do you believe it's possible to rehabilitate a demon.
Alastor- HAHAHA, oh no, redemption, oh the non existent humanity, I'm sorry my dear but I think that such loathsome sinners are too far gone for that, the chance they had was the life before, the punishment is THIS.
Charlie- but why are you trying to help us if you don't believe in our cause.
Alastor- consider it a source of on going entertainment for myself, I want to watch the scum of the world stuggle to climb the hill of betterment, only to repeatedly trip and tumble down into the firey pit of failure.
Charlie-....................right.
I look over as Charlie and alastor continue to talk business when the there's a knock on the door, I walk over and all of imp walk in.
Blitz- daren, gla-.
He then notices alastor as he and Charlie look over.
Blitz- RADIO DEMON.
He and the others pull out weapons.
Daren- GUYS, HE'S HERE TO TALK.
Blitz and the others reluctantly put their weapons down.
Alastor- so, who are your friends.
Daren- these are my girlfriends, loona, octavia and Ms Mayberry, and my Co workers, blitz, moxxie and millie, guys, meet alastor, my new partner, Charlie, vaggie, cherri and angel.
Charlie- nice to meet you guys.
Moxxie- "GASP" PRINCESS CHARLIE.
Daren- WHAT.
Blitz- SHE'S LUCIFERS DAUGHTER.
I look at her, shocked.
Daren- You must have the worst parent troubles ever.
Charlie- oh, you have no idea.
Alastor- so back to our talk, since we're all now partners, where's your hotel staff.
Charlie- um-
She looks over to vaggie as she glares at alastor.
Alastor- that just won't do.
He walks over to cherri and angel.
Alastor- and what can you two do.
Cherri- I can make bombs.
Alastor- useful.
Angel- I can suck your dick.
Alastor looks at him.
Alastor- HA, no.
Angel- eh, your loss.
Blitz and the others sit down.
Alastor- would any of you like to work here.
Blitz- HEY, their my employee's.
Moxxie- Me and millie like working at imp.
Loona- "texting" yeah, no way.
Via- Yeah, I'd rather kill myself.
May- I'm good.
Alastor- well this won't do, I guess I could call in some favours.
He snaps his fingers and the fireplace lights up as a large object lands in it as alastor picks it up, we stare at it as it opens its eye, it then shakes off the dust to reveal a small cute cyclops girl with red hair.

Alastor- this littl darlin is nifty.
He puts her down.
Nifty- hi, I'm nifty, it's nice to meet you all, it's been so long since I've made new friends "GASP".
She looks at me, then runs over and hugs me.
Nifty- YOUR SO CUTE.
Loona/via/ms m- we okay with this................yeah, he's loyal.
Cherri walks over and sits with the girls.
Cherri- you okay with one more in this little group.
Loona- eh, we don't care, we're all in a open relationship, besides, darens loyal, he could have 50 girlfriends and treat them all equal.
Via/Ms m- same.
?- READ EM AND WEEP BOYS-
We look over to see a winged cat demon wearing a top hat.

?- FULL HOU- woah, what the fuck is this.
He then looks over to alastor.
?- YOU.
Alastor- Ah, husker, my dear friend, good to see you.
Husker- don't you husker me you son of a bitch, I WAS ABOUT TO WIN THE WHOLE GODDAMN POT.
He points to the winnings on the table as they dissappear.
Alastor- good to see you too.
Husker- what do you want.
Alastor- husker, my friend, I'm doing some charity work and volunteered you to help at the front desk.
Husker- Are you shiten me.
Alastor- hm, no I don't think so.
Husker- you thought it would be a big fuckin riot to pull me out of nowhere, DO YOU THINK I'M SOME KINDA FUCKIN CLOWN.
Alastor-.........maybe.
Husker- I ain't doin no charity work.
Alastor- but husker my friend, your perfect, with your winning smile and charming attitude, you were made for this job, besides, I can make it more enjoyable for you-
He Swipes his hand over the bar and a bottle of cheap booze appears.
Alastor- if you wish.
Husker looks at the booze.
Husker- WHAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY ME WITH A WINK AND SOME CHEAP BOOZE............CAUSE YA CAN.
He then chugs the bottle.
Vaggie- HEY HEY HEY, no bar, no alcohol, this is supposed to be a place that discourages sin, not some....loud....brothel....MANCAVE-
Angel then tackles her to the ground.
Angel- SHUT UP, shut-up, we are keeping this.
He then walks over to husk.
Angel- hey.
Husker- go fuck yourself.
Angel- only if you watch.
Charlie then rushes over to husker and gives him a smile to rival alastor.
Charlie- OH MY GOSH, welcome to the happy hotel, YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT HERE.
Husker- I lost the ability to love years ago.
Alastor- so what do you think.
Charlie- This is amazing.
Vaggie- it's........alright.
Daren- Seems like a nice set up, as long as your fair with me, I'm cool.
Alastor- hahahahah, this is going to be entertaining.
He twists his monical and a song starts.

Alastor- ♩You have a dream, you wish to tell, and it's laughable, but hey kid, what the hell........cause your one of a kind, a charming demon belle, now let's give these burning fools a place to dwell, TAKE IT BOYS-
Suddenly we're all in suits and dresses as shadow demons pop out and play instruments.
Alastor- ♩- inside of every demon, is a lost cause, but we'll dress em up for now with just a smile (Wicked smile), and we'll corinate this cesspool, with some old redemption flair and show these simptons some proper class and style (class and style), oh, here below the ground, I'm sure your plan is sound, so we'll spend a little time, down at this hazbi hot-
BOOM.
The door suddenly flies off the hinges, I push nifty out of the way just before it hit her.
Nifty- Thanks.
Daren- no prob.
Moxxie, unfortunately, wasn't so lucky.
Moxxie- Help.
As millie helps moxxie, we look outside to see a giant blimp.
Cherri- Oh great, it's edgelord.
Daren- doesn't he ever give up.
Then, sir pentious pops out of the blimp.
Pen- well well well, look who is harboring the striped freak, we meet yet again alastor.
Alastor- do I know you.
Pentious then frowns.
Pen- OH YES YOU DO, and this time I have the element of, SUPRISE.
A giant cannon pops out of the bottom of the blimp.
Pen- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'M SO EVIL.
I look at the blimp, then at Charlie, who was scared, I felt my blood boil.
Daren- NOT TODAY.
I then transform.
Daren- let's see if I can do....THIS.
I summon flames and form them into a giant fist, I use it to grab the blimp and rip it in half.
Pen- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
I grab him before he hit the ground by his neck.
Daren- You will leave and never come back, you will spread the word of the new overlord in town.
Pen- "terrified" who are you.
Daren- I.........am HELLFIRE.
I then smack him away, sending him flying.
I slowly float back down and transform back as everyone watches me in amazement, they were all stunn-
Alastor- WELL I'M STARVED, who wants some jumbalia.
I laugh as my girlfriends hug me as we walk back to the hotel.
Daren- hey Charlie.
Charlie- huh.
Daren- got a free room.
Charlies eyes sparkle as she squeals with excitement.
Blitz- I would love some jumbalia.
Loona- ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT WHAT DAREN JUST DID.
But alastor just ignored her.
Daren- we'll figure it out later, let's go eat.
Loona- " tail wagging" okay.
Alastor- you know my mother once showed me a recipe for jumbalia, it was so good it nearly killed her, Hahaha, you could say the kick was right out of hell, HAHAHA, I'm on a roll, the game is set, now-
Lighting strikes the happy hotel sign changing it to hazbin hotel.
Alastor- stay tuned.

" later 3rd person pov"
Pentious walks into a abandoned building.
Pentious- ARE YOU HERE.
7 shadows appear, they were cloaked in darkness so nobody could tell who was who.
?- what do you want pentious baby.
Pentious- we have a problem, a new overlord has risen.
?- and w-w-whys that bad.
Pentious- he's working with alastor.
Everyone growls.
?- don't worry, come this harvest moon festival, we'll never have to worry about alastor, stolas or.....hellfire ever again.

To be continued.

A- well that was great chapter huh?.
Alastor- it sure was.
A- WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU BREAK THE FOURTH WALL.
Alastor- a magician never reveals his secrets, so what's next on this little trip for daren.
A- well, he's going out with cherri bomb next.
Alastor- and when will we be revealing the chapter where he and-
A- DON'T YOU DARE SPOIL ANYTHING.
Alastor- okay then, well folks, this is alastor the radio demon signing off by saying your never fully dressed without a smile.
Alastor- oh, and to the authors teachers, STOP NOT LETTING HIM WATCH US AT SCHOOL, WITHOUT HIM WE DON'T LIVE, WE NEED HIM TO WATCH THAT SHOW OR WE DIE, ahem, sorry, and now i bid you ado.