" 3 weeks later"
Blitz- now I know that business has been slow, yes, it's no one's fault, I'm not naming any names here.....moxxie-
Moxxie stares at blitz with a "what the hell look".
Blitz- -now who has ideas to drum up some business.
Millie- what about a car wash.
Blitz- This is hell millie, no one cares about washed cars here, "gasp", what about a billboard.
Moxxie- we can't afford a billboard sir.
Blitz- thanks a lot moxxie, glad your in the room.
Daren- what about getting on the 666 news, I got some friends there that could hook us up.
Blitz- NOW THAT IS A EMPLOYEE THAT DELIVERS.
Loona- not bad, for a newbie.
Daren- aahhh, love you too loona.
She covers her blush with her phone.
Blitz- so let's get back to moxxies fuck up of shooting that kid.
Moxxie- that was loonas fault, she gave us the wrong info.
Loona- sit on a dick moxx.
Moxxie- you sit...on....a....aaa...d..d....DO YOUR JOB.
Blitz- HEY, we don't blame our screw ups on loonie, she didn't do anything wrong.
He cuddles her as she growls at him.
Moxxie- are you kidding me sir, she's AWFUL, the only one she treats with any respect is DAREN.
Blitz- Not true.

"Flashback"
Loona was reading a magazine when the phone rings.
Loona- I.m.p.
Millie- loona, I got stabbed, call mo-
She hangs up, bored, then the phone rings again.
Daren- LOONA, I'M HURT.
Loona- BLITZ, GET HELP.
" next flashback".
Blitz- happy adoption anniversary loonie, I got ya something special.
Loona- is it a cure for syphilis.
Blitz-" shocked" um.
Loona- THEN I DON'T WANT IT.
She smashes the box as spiders crawl out, blitz then crawls out and closes the window.
Blitz- I'm sorry, I thought you liked spiders.
Loona- goddammit.
After getting the spiders off, she bumps into daren.
Daren- hey loona, I got you something for your anniversary.
He gives her a silver Wolf necklace.
Loona- I LOVE IT.
She hugs him as blitz walks back in.
Blitz- OH COME ON.
" next flashback"
Loona and daren were watching a funny YouTube video when moxxie walks over holding a piece of paper.
Moxxie- did you just print me an ad for weight loss.
Loona- no.
Moxxie- wh- why would anyone send me this.
Loona/daren- come on, you know why.
" next flashback"
Loona- Whoever left the fuckin, avocado salad in the fridge, I'm takin it cause I have the worst hangover ever.
She wolf's it down (pun intended) .
Millie- why were you drinking on a work night.
Loona- I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass.
Moxxie- isn't that my lunch.
Loona- YOU KNOW WHAT, DDDDAAAARREEEENNNN, I NEED A HUG.
" Final flashback"
Loona- BLITZ, that clingy rich asshole is on the phone, says it's urgent, sounds a little d.t.fy.
Blitz- OH GOD IT WAS ONE TIME, if I hadn't of slept with that rich asshole, none of us would have access to the human world.
We all go silent.
Moxxie-.............................you what.

" blitz flashback".
Blitz is shown sneaking away from the rich owl demon prince of hell stolas sleeping, carrying a book.

Blitz- got the book, got the book, got this fuckin heavy book.
He leans over the balcony, only for the book to pull him off.
Blitz- OH SHHHHHHIIIIITTTTT.
He lands on the cake that stolass wife had for her dinner party with her friends.
Blitz- Sorry I fucked your husband.

" end of blitz flashback".
Loona- BLITZ.
Blitz- I HEARD YOU ALRE-
Blitz is then shown in his office taking to stolas.
Blitz- so what can I do you for stolas.
Stolas- there's a political candidate on earth that's causing trouble for some of my associates, he's trying to prove global warming exists.
Blitz- doesn't it?.
Stolas- well....yes, but more people die if nothings done about it, and it gets lonely here, do you know what happens when I get lonely blitzy.
Blitz- god fuckin dammit.
Stolas- when Im lonely, I become hungry, and when I become hungry, I WANT TO CHOKE ON THAT RED #&$# OF YOURS, #&$#&#$ IT AND #&$#&$# IT AND #&$&$&#&&#&$&$&#&#&&#;#&#&# UNTIL YOUR SCREAMING ##&$$*#&$&$&$&#*&$ LIKE A FUCKING BABY-
Blitz, with pure terror in his eyes, then proceeds to hang up, snap his phone in half, crush it, blend it up, and gives it to loona.
Blitz- eat this.
She eats it.
Blitz- and you know that bridge over the freeway.
Loona- yeah.
Blitz- #&$$ off it.
" end of flashbacks"
Blitz- the point is loona is family, and we don't get rid of family.
Moxxie- But we're not a family, you are the boss, we're the employees, you treat her like a troubled teenager when she's more like a meth addicted homeless woman you let handle the phones.
As he talks, loona looks at her phone with one hand while flipping him the bird in the other.
Loona- tweet tweet bitch.
Blitz- HEY, now that is offensive, without homeless people, I wouldn't have half the joy I have in this life.
He opens the window and looks over to the homeless imp across the street as he waves smugly at him.
Moxx- while we're on the subject of family, please stop breaking into our house after work and watching us.
Blitz- why, there something you don't want me to see.
Moxxie- NO.
Blitz- Look I don't judge what you do after work so don't judge me.
Moxxie- oh I do judge you sir, HARD.
Millie- MOXX, he's our boss-
Blitz- no no, it's fine millie, your husband is just......how can I say this politely, retarded.
Moxxie- Sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE.
Millie- Calm down sweetie, your gonna have another panic attack.
Moxx- I AM CALM.
He then whimpers in anger as millie strokes his hair.
Loona- The only reason you have a wife is because your easy to manage.
Millie- no he's not you BITCH.
She says that while flipping loona off, loona growls at her while baring her fangs.
Blitz- DO NOT TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT, SHE'S SENSITIVE.
Loona- YES I AM.
?- Your all fucking assholes.
We all look over to see the kid moxx shot looking at us.
Daren-........fuck you too kid.
Kid- it's been litteral hell trying to pretend to be in a coma so you fuck shits don't kill me, but now I want death, I want death.
He looks over at me.
Kid- and seriously, Simping for a dog, what are you, a furry.
As I'm about to kill him, loona gets a text.
Loona- holy shit, I just got a text from the client, turns out he was the right target after all.
Daren- who.
Loona- him.
Kid- me?.
Loona- yup.
Blitz- they wanted us to kill a actual child.
Loona- that's what their saying.
Daren- well Christ on a stick I guess there is a God.
I pull out my deagle and without even looking, shoot him through the heart.

" human world".
Mother- PLEASE, IF YOU SEE MY LITTLE BILLY, SA- AAHHH.
We drop billys body into her arms.
Daren- your kid was a piece of shit, your welcome.
We then close the portal.
Loona- that was fun.
Blitz- alright, QUITIN TIME, see you assholes tomorrow.
Daren- later.
I start to head out when loona runs over.
Loona- forgot your guns.
Daren- thanks.
With that I walk away, with loona watching me.
Loona- "sigh" one of these days, I'll tell you.
Blitz- LOONA, MY #$&# IS STUCK IN THE VACUUM CLEANER.
Loona- RUINED THE MOMENT, JUST RUIN MY LIFE.
And the day ends with blitz and a bunch of ice packs.