Inside of an auditorium, a woman dressed as a Viking sings opera on stage while wearing a fake unicorn on her lower torso. A well-dressed man plays a grand piano behind her. The cherubs and the audience are also well-dressed, though Lyle only wears a bowtie over his simple, sweat-stained hospital gown.

Cletus: Behold! The wonder of art and music! Somethin' always there to comfort... entertain... and live for!

Up above the stage, the three Imps look down from a catwalk near the ceiling. Blitzø wags his butt and tail like a cat.

Millie: So... how do we make this bad? And stop Y/N?

Moxxie: We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera. That's fact. And as for N/N... I've got nothing.

Blitzo: *shaking his butt in Moxxie's face* Unless we ruin it somehow!

With a mischievous grin, Blitzø grabs the spotlight and moves it away from the singer. The singer pauses and follows the light, resuming her song. Blitzø moves the spotlight again, and the singer again pauses to follow it.

Lyle: She's not very good.

Blitzø chuckles softly and moves the light faster and faster around the stage as Lyle and the cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. Blitzø wiggles the spotlight around aggressively, then gasps as he accidentally breaks it off entirely. The woman sings a final high note before the light crushes her on stage, smashing her to pieces and splattering blood all over the stage. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the pianist nervously tries to keep playing, his face drenched in sweat.

Blitzø: Well, at least we made it bad.

The three cherubs fly angrily up toward the Imps.

Cletus: THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT! You three monsters have messed with us enough!

Collin: D'ooh, we're just trying to do our j-j-job!

Moxxie: Well, so are we!

Cletus: EEENNNOOOUGH!

The Cherubs summon golden crossbows and aim them at the imps.

Cletus: We are saving that shitty old man's life, whether he wants it or not!

Blitzø: Well, someone wants that fucker dead, m'kay? And he paid in advance, and I spent it all on this...

Blitzø reaches into his coat and pulls out a jewel-encrusted green horse figure wearing sunglasses and a "MARE-AJUANA" cap.

Blitzø: ...so he's gotta go!

Keenie flies into Blitzø's face.

Keenie: You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of HUMANS?!

Millie: *pushes Blitzo aside* So are you! Because of you, my employee is going through a lot and now, he's out of control! So why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental, *pulls Keenie by her necklace and snaps it back* cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH?!

Keenie: FILTHY DEMON CRAP! *tackles Millie*

Intense opera music plays as the fight scene begins. Keenie and Millie roll over in a cat fight. Cletus and Collin shoot golden arrows at Blitzo and Moxxie who run away, drawing their guns in the process. Millie and Keenie roll off the catwalk. Moxxie sees them and jumps off of the catwalk, grabbing and swinging on a rope. He aims his pistol at Keenie, who is still fighting with Millie as they fall. Millie and Keenie exchange punches to the face. Moxxie aims up and fires at a rope which releases a sandbag. The sandbag slams into Keenie, separating her and Millie, and Moxxie swings over and catches Millie as Cletus and Collin chase them down, firing their crossbows. Millie grabs Moxxie's face and they stare into each other's eyes with lustful grins. They make out as they swing above the stage, Millie pulling two machine guns out of Moxxie's coat and firing as they spin rapidly. Blitzo climbs onto a catwalk and spots Millie's bra and Moxxie's bow tie fly past him. The bullets hit and kill various audience members in the first two rows, but they all miss Lyle.

Lyle: It's all starting to make sense now! Life is worth living because we only get one! We must cherish it! If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living! Killing myself is not the answer! Plus... I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things! *pulls out two wads of cash in triumph* I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH!

The audience claps happily for Lyle. Millie and Moxxie, spinning while firing their guns and being chased by Collin and Keenie, accidentally shoot a woman in the audience in the eye, killing her instantly. Blitzø runs along the metal scaffolding with his flintlock pistol. He jumps onto a bit of scaffolding holding some spotlights attached to the ceiling with a rope. He and Cletus point their weapons at each other. Blitzo attempts to fire but finds his gun empty, looking at it in shock. With a wide-eyed glance at Cletus, Blitzo throws the flintlock into Cletus' face.

Cletus: Oof! You fucker!

Momentarily blinded, Cletus recklessly fires an arrow, but it was shot back to the wall and they looked to see Y/N walking to the stage.

Blitzø: Oh no.

Moxxie & Millie: N/N!

Y/N got on the stage and looks at Lyle.

Y/N: So, you no longer wish to die, huh? ... That's a shame. But, it doesn't change anything.

He points his gun at Lyle and shoots him in the head, killing him.

Cletus: No!

Y/N: Alright, you little bastards! Get over here and face me! You will not hurt Blitzø and the others, anymore!

Keenie: Why do you care if a few worthless demons live or die? They're the scum of... Well, everything!

Y/N: Look who's talking.

Keenie: What?

Y/N: ... Where were you...? *clenches fists* Where the hell were you all when I was suffering? Where were you when my parents wanted me like shit and threw me away like trash?

He looks up at them with tears in his eyes.

Y/N: *starts crying* WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WHILE MY LIFE WAS LITERALLY HELL?! For years ever since I was born, my parents treated me like shit! Like trash! I was on the verge of killing myself and ending it all! This is all your fault!

Everyone: ...

Y/N: *crying* You were supposed to be the light for all good people to see. You were supposed to be everything humanity wanted to believe! What? Was it all a lie? Because ever since I met Blitzø and the others, they were nowhere close to being the demons that humanity believed they would be! If it weren't for them, I would've been fucking dead and none of you would even dare to do anything about it! ... But now that I know the truth, it's becoming clear. You, and all of the people in Heaven, are the REAL demons here!

Cletus: Utter nonsense!

Y/N: Is it nonsense...? Is it? *trembling* Is it?! In this world, nice guys always finish last and end up suffering the consequences! Yet, you have the nerve to tell me that everything I said... WAS FUCKING NONSENSE?!

Collin: N/N, right? Please, just stop. I'm sorry for what happened to you, but we couldn't get to you because... W-Well... B-Because... We've been busy with other things.

Y/N was now silent and lowered his head to the ground.

Blitzø: U-Umm... N/N?

Y/N: ...

Millie: *worried* N-N/N?

Y/N: ... Busy? Busy?!

Blitzø: O-Oh, shit.

Y/N: How dare you...! *settles down* ... Y'know what? I should be thankful.

Cletus: Hm?

Y/N: I should be thankful neither of you appeared to help me that day. Because of that, I got to meet Blitzø and the others. They took me in and raised me as if we were family. But, Loona... She was there for me, no matter what. *starts trembling & crying* She was the best hellhound... I've ever met. And I love her. She gave me a reason to keep living. Because of her being my girlfriend, I was finally happy. It felt like I finally had something I've never had in ever. A life...

Keenie: Are you kidding me?! You're dating a hellhound, of all creatures?! How far deep have you fallen?

Cletus: Exactly! Humans can't be in a relationship with a demon! Least of all, a hellhound! It's just stupid! Pointless! Weird! And just plain out wrong!

The whole room went silent and Y/N stopped moving.

Blitzø: ... Shouldn't have done that?

Moxxie & Millie: Shouldn't have done that.

Cletus: You three, shut up! When we're finished dealing with this human, you're next!

Y/N: *menacing* Who the fuck are you?

Everyone turned to Y/N.

Y/N: *menacing* Who the fuck are you to tell me... that a human and a hellhound CAN'T BE TOGETHER?!

He raised his head and stared down at the Cherubs as he finally snapped. With that said and done, Y/N grabbed his guns and spun them before pointing them at the Cherubs.

Y/N: You're not the authority on how love works!

Cletus: Love? *exclaims in disgust* You call this love? Humans and demons can't live happily ever after! It's just-

Y/N: Finish that sentence and I'll send you to where you rightfully belong. In Hell!

Cletus: You wouldn't dare! If you attack us, you'll be nothing more than a sinner, damned to be in Hell forever!

Y/N: That's fine with me!

The Cherubs stared in shock.

Y/N: You say that a human and hellhound can't be together, right? Well, I don't care what anybody says! Loona loves me and I love her! Nothing will ever change that fact! So, if you have a problem with it... Then, you can all GO TO HELL!!!

He then finally shot at the Cherubs and they dodged the bullets. Cletus shot his bow at Y/N, but Y/N suddenly dodged it in a way that was rather impressive.

Blitzø: Holy shit. Y/N just turned into a full-on badass.

After Y/N recovered, Blitzø and the others got up.

Y/N: *turns to Blitzø & others* No! Stand back! These bastards are mine!

He then charges at them and shot at them as they dodged, but Y/N jumped up and grabbed Collin by the neck and slammed him to the ground, breaking it. He then began to pummel him mercilessly and tirelessly, but as Keenie rushed in to save Collin, Y/N kicks him away and dodges Keenie, allowing him to knee him in the stomach. He then grabbed his leg and threw him at Cletus, but he got out of the way.

Cletus: You stupid sinner!

Y/N: You can call me whatever you want. Criminal, sinner, doesn't matter to me! I've made my choice when I joined I.M.P. and I don't regret it!

He shoots at Cletus, but he moved and charged at Y/N. Y/N launched a fist against Cletus' face and then, kicked him back. Y/N then rushed ahead and jumped into the air and then, he kicked Cletus against the ground with the others. He lands on the ground.

Blitzø: *laughs* Oh, what an embarrassing situation! Got your asses kicked by my human employee! Eat that, dickheads!

Millie smirks and gives the cherubs two middle fingers. Y/N then grabs his phone and calls Loona.

Loona: Hello?

Y/N: Target's been eliminated, Loona. Get the portal ready.

Before Loona could say anything, Y/N hung up and puts his phone away. On the other side, Loona grew a worried look on her face.

Loona: N-N/N? N/N? You there? *checks phone* H-He hung up? W-What's going on up there? ... Better get the portal ready.