The three cherubs roll Lyle in his bed outside to a hill overlooking a forest and a lake.

Cletus: Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! *winks* Or wealth!

Collin: If you were to end your life, you'd be missing aaaaaall of this!

Blitzø appears in a tiger costume.

Blitzø: Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?

Blitzø does a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating sex. Keenie covers her mouth and gasps. Collin blankly stares in disbelief, and Cletus gives a disappointed look.

Keenie: *gasps* That is so inappropriate!

Millie and Moxxie appear in cat costumes.

Millie: Oh, kiss our ass, prude! *flips a double bird*

Y/N: ...

Blitzø shoves Lyle aside in the face and sits next to him.

Blitzø: Aaaanyway, take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close.

Y/N: No one said you're a genius, Blitzø.

Blitzø grabs a pair of binoculars out of nowhere. Lyle looks through the binoculars and sees an adorable group of bunnies and squirrels together. The critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves.

Lyle: Ohhhh, noooo!

Collin: *tries to tug his binoculars away* S-Stop looking!

Lyle: *holds onto the binoculars* I CAN'T stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!

A bear swipes a wolf to the ground. It raises a paw to attack but is then crushed by a falling tree, cut down by a beefy logger with a chainsaw. A beehive lands on the man's head and he screams, flailing his head to get the hive off while also throwing his chainsaw into the air. The chainsaw comes back down, cutting both of the man's arms off and causing him to scream harder, before his body is skewered from behind by the antlers of a charging stag as lighting flashes dramatically. Everyone freezes in horror, Blitzø faking it before grinning smugly.

Y/N: ... What exactly is the point of all of this? Isn't it just easier to just shoot him where he... Well, sits?

Millie: I'm afraid it's not that simple, N/N.

Cletus: *nervously* Uhhh, let's go check out someplace else!

Millie and Moxxie bump fists, the paws of their cat costumes squeaking.

Y/N: *glares at Lyle* ...

Blitzø: ... Uh, guys? I know that you all call me a dumbass, but am I the only one who's getting the feeling that Y/N is... Y-Y'know.

Moxxie: For once, sir, you're right. I've never seen N/N like this. It's just as scary as Loona when she's angry.

Blitzø: We should keep an eye on him just in case.

Cuts to a shopping mall. Lyle in his bed is pushed through the door hard enough to destroy both it and part of the wall surrounding it.

Lyle: Oh, Lord! Where are we now?! Let me perish!

Keenie: We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for. Childhood wonderment!

Keenie motions to a crowd of kids cheering by a sitting Santa Claus. One kid wears a "Craft Mine" shirt, while another eats his booger.

Lyle: Why... look at those sweet, disease-ridden vermin. Th- Their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood... and their middle-class existence! Such simple joy they have. It is inspiring. Thank you for showing me this.

Blitzø: *off-screen* Hey, dipshit!

Pans over to Blitzø and Millie dressed as elves, while a grumpy Moxxie wears a Rudolph costume. They stand by Santa with a kid in his lap.

Blitzø: Wanna see whose lap you're sittin' on?

Blitzø grabs Santa's beard and rips off the costume. "Santa" is revealed to be an ugly, sweaty gnome wearing a "#Cuties" shirt and underwear, making a gnome noise. The kids scream and run in terror. Lyle sobs like a baby as Collin and Keenie cover his eyes. A concerned Cletus pushes the bed away.

Boy: *off-screen* Santa's EVIL!

With Y/N, he was seen somewhere in the mall as he then saw a young child sitting with his parents as they had cotton candy. Feeling like he was being intimidated and annoyed with this taunt, a vein started to appear on Y/N's head as he got more angrier than before. But, he sighed in defeat and walked away.

Y/N: At this point, I feel like God is trying to taunt me with something I never got to have. ... Let's just find the old man and get this over with.

Back with Blitzø...

Blitzø: Hey, has anyone seen a young man around a teen's age? I think I lost him.

He then noticed Y/N approaching Blitzø and the others, but he had a sour expression.

Blitzø: N-N/N? A-Are you-

Y/N: Just... Peachy, Blitzø.

Just by hearing the tone of his voice was enough to scare Blitzø a little as he's never seen Y/N like this.

Y/N: Let's just go find the old son of a bitch and then, find those life-destroying imps!

Blitzø: I-Imps?

Y/N: THE CHERUBS, YOU DUMBASS!!!

Blitzø flinches and steps back. Y/N walks away in a fit of rage.

Millie: Okay, I'm starting to sense a pattern, here.

Moxxie: What do you mean?

Millie: Moxxie, don't you get it? Ever since the Cherubs showed up, Y/N's been hateful and out of character. And I get the feeling that it's something to do with his past life. When he was with his parents.

Moxxie: Y-You mean... that after Y/N saw the Cherubs try to help Lyle, he's starting to question if Heaven even cares about him?

Millie: *nods* Yes. As of right now, N/N's going through a phase and it's causing him to lose track of the mission. Or worse, turn into something he's not. I've seen this before. When a human finds out about the truth about the afterlife, they go insane or something like that. But, N/N... He's not handling the truth very well. While we're on the job, we have to stop N/N before he does something he'll regret. Or worse, we lose him. Sir?

Blitzø: ...

Scene cuts to Lyle in bed in the woods next to a crude wooden sign reading "LOVERS' LOOKOUT", a cartoon heart replacing the O in "LOVERS'". A small note underneath it, possibly written after the fact, reads "I guess..."

Lyle: Egh! This place reeks of TEENAGERS!

Cletus: Lovers' Lookout, sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all!

Lyle: *holds up creepy, trembling grabby hands* Money!

Collin: No! Love.

Lyle: I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice!

Collin: It's not too late, sir! You can still find--

The imps and Y/N arrive wearing wigs and dresses, except for Y/N.

Blitzø: HA! Nice try, ugly.

He pulls out a megaphone.

Blitzø: Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would FUCK this old man?!

All the cars speed away in an instant. Lyle deflates, dejected.

Collin: *gets into Blitzo's face* You know, you three are so utterly c-c-cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!

Moxxie: Oh... and you three are so superior to us just because WE want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over DEAD!

Moxxie through his hands out for emphasis.

Blitzø: You're makin' things too real now, Moxxie.

Blitzø walks up to Moxxie with a spray bottle labeled "PISS", adjusts the nozzle, then sprays it into Moxxie's face, causing him to flinch and hiss.

Y/N: No, he's right.

Blitzø: N/N?

Y/N: Moxxie's right. I can't take this anymore, Blitzø. I'm gonna kill that old hag!

Blitzø: N-Now, now, N/N, let's not beat around the bush. We need this to work!

Y/N: NO!!! He needs to die! The longer he lives, the more painful and agonizing I will feel BECAUSE NOBODY THOUGHT TO HELP ME WHEN I WAS BEING TORTURED BY MY FUCKING PARENTS WHO NEVER LOVED ME!!! He reminds me of my parents. That's why... he's gonna die, tonight! *walks away*

Blitzø: *worried* Oh, shit...

The imps looked at Y/N with worry on their face as Y/N walks away, hellbent on getting the job done.