After a while, Blitzø is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.

Blitzø: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie.

Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.

Blitzø: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?

Blitzø: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?

Y/N: *raises hand*

Blitzø: Heh. N/N, this isn't a preschool or anything. Just say what's on your mind.

Y/N: I just don't want to be rude. Anyway, what about printing up posters around the city that states our business?

Blitzø: Hmm... That does sound like a good idea, N/N, but... *thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?

He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.

Moxxie: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, sir.

Blitzø: *wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder* Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

Blitzø turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzø whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, Y/N, and Blitzø eating popcorn.

Blitzø: Ahh, those were the good times.

Y/N: You guys are so sick. I-In a good way, I mean. But, I vote Loona's kill better.

Loona: *blushes slightly*

Millie: Oh? And why's that?

Y/N: Well... When I was a kid, I've always had a thing for canine-like creatures because they always have the best animal instincts and kills. Sometimes... I even dream of being one.

Millie: Good to hear.

Y/N: *smiles softly* ...

Loona: *smiles softly* Thanks.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.

Blitzø: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

Millie: People love musicals, sir.

Y/N: Yeah. I've heard from some people saying that music is the universal language. Hell, it can even be used to express your love to someone.

Blitzø: Exactly, Millie and Y/N! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie: Sir-

Blitzø: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?

Moxxie: I- What?

Millie: *flirtatiously* I thought I knew you.

She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.

Blitzø: I can't believe you, Moxxie!

He tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it.

Blitzø: After I made you employee of the month!

Y/N: Why does Moxxie look like that?

Moxxie: Because... He caught me off guard. *defeated* Okay, sir! I'm sorry. A commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!

Millie: I liked it.

Y/N: Me, too!

Moxxie: Do not- *points at Millie* Do not agree with him in front of me!

The scene cuts to the I.M.P. commercial.

Blitzø: Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!

He gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears. Two pictures of Blitzø in different scenarios show while he speaks. The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitzø wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.

Blitzø: Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!

The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"

Demon Guy: After lovingly killing my wife for *in demonic voice* fucking the delivery man, *normal voice* you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that *in demonic voice* yappy jogger *normal voice* who saw me hiding the body!

Blitzø is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks, his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire aways as he walks up to the portal.

Blitzø: (to camera) Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive! *falls backwards into the portal*

The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.

Singer (Singing): 🎵When you want somebody gone🎵

A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.

Singer (Singing): 🎵and you don't want to wait too long🎵

Moxxie, Blitzø, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzø holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.

Singer (Singing): 🎵call the Immediate Murder Professionals🎵

Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The trio cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying.

Singer (Singing): 🎵Hand grenade or cyanide🎵

Blitzø is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.

Singer (Singing): 🎵We'll make it look like suicide🎵

Blitzø is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone.

Singer (Singing): 🎵The Immediate Murder Professionals!🎵

The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzø creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.

Singer (Singing): 🎵We do our job so well🎵

The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.

Singer (Singing): 🎵Because, we come straight out from Hell!🎵

The I.M.P. trio suddenly look shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in. Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties.

Singer (Singing): 🎵We'll kill your husband or your wife🎵

Blitzø stabs someone toed to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.

Singer: 🎵We'll even let you keep the knife🎵

A quick sequence then shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind.

Singer: 🎵We're the Immediate... Murder... Profession-🎵

Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.

Child: *screams in pain*

The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzø and Millie turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise. They then arrived at a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.

Pink-haired Nurse: *in masculine voice* Doctor, he's not responding!

Blue-haired Nurse: Cool water, stat!

The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water, doing nothing but leave a large welt on his face.

Blue-haired Nurse: It didn't do anything!

The boys tongue flops down from his mouth.

Doctor: Dammit! I'm not losing another one.

Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy.

Doctor: CLEAR!

They all zap the boy and he wakes up.

Child: *gasps*

Doctor: Holy shit! It actually worked.

Blitzø, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzø is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.

Doctor: He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. *looks up from clipboard* Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?

Blitzø: The fuck is insurance?

A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzø are holding on for dear life as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzø's foot. Blitzø slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall. A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.

Singer: 🎵Kids die for free🎵

Back at the boardroom, Millie and Moxxie are sitting across from Loona, who has her feet up and is watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt.

Y/N: Moxxie... I know that I'm the new guy here and I don't have a full explanation on things, but you killed a child?! Are you fucking kidding me?

Moxxie: I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple.

Loona: *not looking up* Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie.

Moxxie: YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d- DO YOUR JOB!!

Y/N: She is doing her job! Lay off her, fatty!

Loona looked at Y/N, surprised.

Moxxie: Okay, it's bad enough Loona calls me fat, but now, a human is calling me fat?

Y/N: Would you prefer "possum"? Because I can guarantee that you'll be playing dead when someone's gunning for your head!

Moxxie: Is that a threat, human?

Y/N: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. Whatever pisses you off more, fatty. Don't blame your failures on my friend here. She did her job and gave you the right information. It's not her fault you're a fucking dumbass.

Loona: Thank you, N/N.

Y/N: No problem.

Blitzø: Hey, now. We don't blame our screwups on Loona, okay?!

Blitzø hugs and nuzzles Loona, who snarls at him in response.

Blitzø: She didn't do anything wrong.

Y/N: *flinches slightly* Geez. Remind me not to get on her bad side.

Loona noticed how distant he was and felt bad.

Moxxie: ... Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful!

Y/N: Really? She seems okay to me.

Moxxie: N/N... I have a few stories for you that explains her completely.

(Flashback)

Loona is then seen at her desk, reading a magazine called "Hellhound Monthly". Her desk phone rings with the sound of a cute puppy barking as the ringtone. Loona answers.

Loona: *not looking up* Hello, I.M.P.

Millie: *on phone, panicked* Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox-

Loona suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation.

(Flashback #2)

Loona is then seen in Blitzø's office as he presents her with a gift.

Blitzø: Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little somethin'.

Loona: Is it a cure for syphilis?

Blitzø: I... Oh...

Loona snatches the present and angrily slams it on the floor.

Loona: THEN, I DON'T WANT IT!

A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and swarm Loona up to her neck as she stared angrily at Blitzø, who was suddenly hiding outside of the office window.

Blitzø: I'm sorry! It was spiders!

Loona: Goddammit.

(Flashback #3)

Loona is then shown at her desk, watching an online video of Charlie Magne performing "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". Moxxie approaches her with a flyer for "Chub B Gone".

Moxxie: Um, e-excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?

Loona: No.

Moxxie: Wha- Why- Why would anyone send me this?

Loona: C'mon... *looks up at Moxxie* You know why.

(Flashback #4)

Loona is then seen rummaging through the break room fridge.

Loona: Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now!

She turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot. She rips off the lid and drinks the salad.

Millie: Why would you drink on a work night?

Loona: *stops drinking* I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!

Moxxie enters the room and notices Loona with his box.

Moxxie: Isn't that my lunch?

Loona: *drops the box on the floor* Y'know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some fucking steam!

She kicks the box at Moxxie, knocking him out of the room and surprising Millie. Loona runs out of the break room and out into the street. Loona runs up to a succubus lady passing by on the other side of the street, pushing her baby in a stroller. Loona kicks the stroller high into the air and storms off, while the demon lady stands there in disbelief.

(Flashback #5)

Loona is then seen at her desk, telling Blitzø about a caller.

Loona: Blitzø! That clingy, rich asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y.

Blitzø: *throws cup of water on floor* Oh, GOD, it was one time! *crosses arms* If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world.

Moxxie: *stares in stunned silence* ... You what?

(Flashback #5.5)

Blitzø was then seen at a mansion, sneaking away as Stolas was sleeping naked in bed. He is hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Blitzø, who is partially nude, walks away quietly with the grimoire in hand.

Blitzø: *to himself* Got the book, got the book! Got this fuckin' heavy book!

He reaches Stolas's balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, he attempts to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, the combined weight sends both him and the grimoire falling forward off of the balcony.

Blitzø: Oh, oh, SHIT!!

Blitzø lands on the cake that Stolas's wife and her friends are having, splattering pieces of it all over them.

Blitzø: Sorry, I fucked your husband.

(Flashback #5)

Loona: BLITZØ!

Blitzø: I HEARD YOU ALREA--!

(Flashback #6)

Blitzø is then seen in his office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie

Blitzø: So, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?

Stolas is shown talking on his phone from a fancy mansion.

Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!

Blitzø: Doesn't it?

Stolas: Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here...

Blitzø: Okay, well. Yeah, that makes sense.

Stolas: *via phone* You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?

Blitzø pulls his phone away and talks to himself.

Blitzø: *under breath* God-fuckin'-dammit.

Stolas: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red {bleeped) of yours... {bleeped) your {bleeped) and lick all of your (bleeped), before taking out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more teeth until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby-

Blitzø, who's visibly disturbed, scene pans to his with Stolas name listed as "creepy mouth" with a call total of 48 seconds. As he hangs up, he snaps his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, tosses said desk phone away, pulls out a blender, puts the cellphone pieces in it, and blends them. Blitzø turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby.

Blitzø: Eat this!

Loona drinks the blended cellphone mixture.

Blitzø: And then, y'know that bridge over the freeway?

Loona: Yeah?

Blitzø: Shit off it!

(Present Day)

Y/N: ... Okay. And?

Moxxie: And?! Human, Loona is not the kind of person you can trust! She's lazy, careless, and selfish! If anything happens to us, she'd rather be on her fucking phone than lend us a hand!

Loona: Fuck you, fatty!

Moxxie: Well, it's the truth! And you know it, missy!

Loona wanted to punch Moxxie, but Y/N halted her.

Y/N: Well, Moxxie, that's not what I was seeing yesterday. When I first met her.

Moxxie: Clearly, you haven't been here for a long time. Trust me, you'll know what I mean.

Y/N: No, I don't think I will. *to Loona* Now, I'm starting to see why you hate him. This guy's an asshole.

Loona: That's one of the things I call him.

Blitzø: Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family, and we don't get rid of family.

Loona looks up from her phone and briefly smiles as she was touched by Blitzø's words.

Moxxie: We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones! And as for the human, he's like some kind of untamed house pet that won't shut up!

As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off, while Y/N glares at him.

Blitzø: That is offensive! Without homeless people, *walks over to window and raises blinds* I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!

He puts his face up against the window, cracking the glass, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A succubus is on her cellphone and turns away from the hobo. Blitzø smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.

Moxxie: While we're on the subject of "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?

Millie: Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!

Moxxie: Excuse me... *looks at Millie* WHAT?!

(Flashback #7)

The scene cuts to a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen.

Moxxie: Honey, can you get me the butter?

Millie: Sure, sweetie.

Millie opens the fridge door and finds Blitzø inside as he hands her the gross, viscous butter.

Blitzø: Spoiler alert. The butter's spoiled!

Millie: *giggles*

Moxxie: What's funny, honey?

Blitzø: Really impressive wordplay.

Moxxie: WHAT THE- WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!

Later that evening, shows a building, Inside their Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzø standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.

Blitzø: Whatcha dreamin' about?

Moxxie: I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now... I'd like to go back to that.

(Flashback #8)

Moxxie is then seen singing as Millie joins in on some parts.

Moxxie (Singing): 🎵Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell🎵

Millie (Singing): 🎵It's for him that I fell🎵

Moxxie (Singing): 🎵Oh, Millie🎵

They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzø outside the window holding a camcorder.

Moxxie: Are you fucking filming us right now?!

(Present Day)

Moxxie: Just... stop... doing that!

Blitzø: *shrugs* I don't see what the issue is! There somethin' you don't want me seein'?

Moxxie: *eye twitches in anger* No!

Y/N: You don't want people to know you have a micro penis, fatty?

Loona snickered at the same time as Blitzø talks.

Blitzø: You a baby-wiener-haver?

Moxxie: Sir, what you say and how you act is totally *stands up from his chair* INAPPROPRIATE!

Millie: *lays hand on Moxxie's shoulder* Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!

Moxxie: I AM CALM!

Y/N: Be careful, fatty. Getting angry is very bad for your health.

Moxxie: Tell that to this bitch!

Loona: *snarls*

Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitzø.

Millie: *comforting Moxxie* Shh. Shh. Shh. There, there.

Blitzø: Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff *motions his hands to imply sexual activity* you do outside work hours. So, don't... judge me!

Moxxie: Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually!

Millie: Mox, he's our boss!

Blitzø: No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive? *smiling smugly* ... retarded.

Moxxie: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?

Blitzø: *leans towards Moxxie* It actually does.

Loona: The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!

Millie slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger.

Millie: No, he's not, you BITCH! *flips Loona off*

Loona growls at Millie.

Blitzø: Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!

Loona: Yes, I am!

Y/N: Oh, you want a turn to insult my friend, ya slut?! Just admit it! You have a poor taste in men! This asshole here does nothing but criticizes everything. Why is he even here?

Moxxie: That's it! Let me at him!

They both tried to approach each other, but Loona and Millie held both of them back.

Loona: N/N, no! Don't! He's not worth it. Just calm down, please.

Y/N: ... Tch. *sits back down & crosses arms* Fine!

Child: You guys are all fucking assholes.

Blitzø, Moxxie, Y/N, Millie, and Loona's eye all widen in surprise. They look at the child Moxxie accidentally shot earlier. The child is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.

Blitzø: Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!

Y/N: How is the kid still breathing?

Moxxie: *pinches bridge of his nose* Ugh, this company is such a mess!

Blitzø: Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit.

Loona: Nobody was talking about that!

Y/N: Yeah, we were talking about how to promote the company.

Blitzø: Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?

Child: *points at Blitzø* It's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But, now I want that. I want death!

He once again points at Blitzø.

Child: You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!

Moxxie: Hey, now! That's not very-

He interrupts Moxxie, intimidating him.

Child: If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.

Millie slams her hand on the table, the other gesturing at Moxxie.

Millie: That's my husband you're talkin' to!

Child: *laughs* That's your husband?!

Moxxie and Millie snarl at him.

Child: I figured you for a slut. But, I didn't know you needed dick that bad! *points at Loona* And you!

Loona: What? What about me?

Y/N: Don't even.

Child: Nothing. *crosses arms* I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person.

Loona gives a wide-eyed glare, whines at him with anger, and goes back to looking at her phone.

Blitzø: Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit.

Everyone: *softly* Yeah. He's kind of a piece of shit.

Child: And you!

Y/N: Insult me, brat, and I'll show you just how terrible I can make your life! Now shut the fuck up or I'll put soap in your mouth for having a potty mouth. Didn't your parents teach you any manners?

Child: At least I have my parents! Where are yours? Did they leave you for dead? Did they beat the shit out of you and kicked you of the house? Or... Did they not give you the love you wanted? Poor baby bitch boy.

That struck Y/N hard.

Y/N: THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!

He threw his chair aside and tried to approach the child, but Loona tried to hold him back.

Loona: N/N, stop!

Y/N: No, Loona! He's crossed the line! I'm not a kid person, so I'll be more than happy to pound his ass to the ground!

Child: My, someone's pissed. Didn't your parents teach you some manners?

Y/N: *growls angrily*

Loona: N/N, don't. Please.

Y/N: ...

He shook Loona off of him and stormed out of the room after slamming the door behind him.

Loona: *snarls angrily* You're fucking lucky you're not the target. I'll rip your head off of your shoulders and mangle up your bones.

Blitzø: Well, it's not like that's gonna happen.

Loona's eyes widen as she receives a text message.

Loona: Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all.

Blitzø: Who?

Loona: *points at child* Him.

Child: Me?

Loona: *smugly* Yup.

Blitzø: They wanted us to kill an actual child?

Loona: That's what they're sayin'.

Blitzø: ... Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God.

Loona: I'M dealing with him!

Blitzø looked at Loona and saw something he's never seen in Loona's eyes.

Blitzø: Very well, then.

Loona nodded and walked towards the kid.

Loona: You shouldn't have insulted my friend like that. At first, you were just going to be shot at, but after that performance, you deserve a more painful death.

Child: No, please, wait! Have mercy! I'm sorry!

Loona: Too fucking late for apologies! I hope you said your prayers, brat. *grabs child by neck & chokes him* Because in Hell, no one will remember you.

And with that, she bit the child's head clean off of his body and got blood all over her. She then slammed the body on the ground and tore him apart limb from limb, leaving the others shocked to see this. After a while, the kid's body was nothing but blood and guts and mangled body parts.

Blitzø: Sheesh. This was really personal to you, huh?

Loona: He insulted the first friend I've ever made, even though he's human. This fucking piece of shit deserved it!

Blitzø: Well, with that out of the way...

After a while, Blitzø and Moxxie kicking the kid's corpse, Millie stabbing him, and Loona recording everything on her phone while Y/N wasn't anywhere to be seen.

Blitzø: Y'know, folks? With this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people!

Blitzø and Moxxie are shown wearing full hazard gear, dismembering the kid's body with a hacksaw and chainsaw respectively. Blood splats on the screen again, then shows the group by a dumpster putting the child's body parts in a garbage bag.

Blitzø: So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back, and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares.

He hugs Moxxie, Millie, and Loona.

Blitzø: Y'know, even though this kid was a target... he's still a child. And it's important that we handle this going forward respectfully.

The group all smile as the scene cuts to a newscast, showing the child's mother tearfully holding up a bad drawing of her son. A male news reporter holds a microphone up to her, looking disinterested. The headline on screen says, "Mom sucks at drawing own kid", while the ticker bar constantly reads "There is a missing boy! Yet another missing kid!"

Mother: *sobbing* Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at-

The child's bloody body bag suddenly falls into her arms, causing her to scream. She and the news reporter look up in shock as the camera follows their gaze. Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie are shown looking down on them through a portal.

Blitzø: *smiles and waves* You're welcome!

The trio disappear in the portal as it closes. Meanwhile, Loona was seen looking for Y/N in the building. However, she heard sniffling nearby and went to the kitchen to see Y/N on the table, laying his head in his own arms.

Loona: N/N? You okay?

Y/N: ...

Loona: He got you, didn't he?

Y/N: It's not fair...

Loona: Huh?

Y/N: It's not fucking fair that everyone gets to live with a family, no matter how fucked up it is, while I end up having shitty parents who mistreated me as if they're monsters. No... As if they're demons.

Loona: N/N... If it makes you feel better... The kid that insulted you was the target. I made sure he got what he deserved.

Y/N: Thanks. But... It doesn't change the fact that his parents haven't disciplined him because that kid loves cussing a lot. That goes to show you that humanity is fucked up and they don't care! At this point, they can all die for all I care! *bangs head against table*

Loona: ... Well, N/N, I think... I should tell you something I haven't told anyone. You'd be the first person to know about this. Honestly, I was wanting to save it for a special time, but... I figured it'd be now or never.

Y/N: ... Okay. I'll keep it a secret, I promise. So, what is it?

Loona: *sits down in front of Y/N* You're probably wondering how I'm Blitzø's daughter, right? Well, to tell you the truth... I'm adopted.

Y/N: *raises head, surprised* You're adopted? Why? Did your parents do something to you?

Loona: I've never known my parents. They abandoned me in an orphanage, where I was mistreated just like you.

Y/N: *eyes widen*

Loona: I was put through Hell every day. I spent my life behind bars and people have lied to me, used me, manipulated me, everything. I was adopted a few times, but I was mistreated and every time I fought back, they put me back at the orphanage. Ever since then, I've... changed.

Y/N: You changed? You mean, you weren't always... Y-You know. An asshole?

Loona: No. But, every time I try to open myself up to people I like or every time I try to interact in a social party, I...

She was beginning to feel tears about to shed as she was starting to reopen the scar in her heart while thinking about her terrible past. Y/N noticed it.

Y/N: Loona, stop. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. You shouldn't force yourself to do this.

Loona: No, N/N. It's fine. I want to tell you this. I need to do this. Please, don't stop me.

Y/N: ... Okay.

Loona: ... Every time I try to attend to a social party so that I can gain some friends, I end up shutting down because of my social anxiety. It prevents me from wanting to hang out with anyone. That and I'm scared of people ending up rejecting me.

Y/N: ... I never rejected you. I'm the first friend you've made so far, right?

Loona: ... Y-Yeah... But, a human as my first friend? That's like... impossible! Humans aren't allowed to be in contact with the afterlife.

Y/N: Yet there are people out there who have had a touch of the afterlife based on their beliefs and personalities.

Loona: And that will ultimately change their lives forever, dead or alive. That's the problem with humans. They're perverts and power hungry dicks who want to rule everything!

Y/N: ...

Loona: ... I'm sorry. I... I didn't mean to offend you. You're okay, N/N.

Y/N: ... No, you're right. I've never got to see the good side of humanity. All I've ever seen is the worst of them. Why would they think that this is okay? It's fucking stupid, ya know? And it's not fair. I know that life isn't fair, but that doesn't mean we have to follow through with it! *sighs* Look, I'm sorry for everything that's happened to you. Someone like you doesn't deserve that.

Loona: Yet I ended up being in this mess, anyway.

Y/N: What about Blitzø? He seems to love you a lot.

Loona: He does. He really does. And even though he treats me like a puppy, he still loves me like I'm family. He even said so, himself.

Y/N: ... Lucky you.

Loona looked at Y/N for a moment as she thought about something.

Loona: ... *smiles softly* Hey, how would you feel about wanting to give your parents some payback? A little bit of revenge?

Y/N: Oh, yeah? And how?

Loona: Tomorrow, I'll teach you how to fight like an assassin. How to be one of us. And once you're ready, we'll go show your parents the new you.

Y/N: Really? Won't I just waste your time?

Loona: It's not really wasting my time if I'm volunteering to do so, right?

Y/N: Well, no.

Loona: You're right, N/N. Despite being human, you're the first friend I've ever made in ever. And I'm proud of that. Because, honestly, you're living proof that maybe... we don't know humans as much as we thought we did.

Y/N: ... Is that it?

Loona: *chuckles*