Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway, and Moxxie, sweating profusely, stops to catch his composure.

Moxxie: You really like this place, huh?

Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise.

Moxxie looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby gift shop. The two approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to cost at least 29 souls per.

Moxxie: Yeah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?

Millie: Cause, it's Loo Loo Land!

Blitzø walks up, having loaded up on merch, including a novelty cup, as well as a hat with attached can holders and straws.

Blitzø: *nudges Moxxie with cup* Listen to your hoe, Mox.

Blitzø takes a swig from his novelty cup.

Blitzø: How 'bout I take the first watch while you two have a little... fun?

Millie: OH! We gotta do my favorite ride!

Moxxie: Oh, yeah? Wh-Which one?

Cut to a shot of a lone imp riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" that suddenly plunges off a sheer 90-degree drop at incredible speed while also on fire and with its rider hanging on for dear life. The coaster violently plunges into a tunnel in the ground.

Moxxie: *terrified* Oh, crumbs!

Cut to Moxxie vomiting into a trash can after having left the ride. A vomit-covered family walks by in the background, glaring disapprovingly at Moxxie. A massive dragon-like creature from the nearby petting zoo looms overhead, also glaring at Moxxie. In another part of the park, Stolas and Octavia walk along the path, as Blitzø takes up positions all around them with his rifle, on the lookout for any danger. A group of imps creep up behind the booths, ropes, knives, and pitchforks at the ready. They quickly scatter as Blitzø looks in their direction.

Y/N: Geez, you can't have a normal day without having to look behind you every second.

Loona: That's Hell for ya.

Stolas: *strokes Blitzø's horn* You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy.

Blitzø: Save it, bitch. I'm working.

Octavia: You both need to get a room.

Blitzø: Hey, I am not a day-hooker!

A woman walking nearby with her baby glares at Blitzø before continuing on in a huff.

Blitzo: What? I just said I'm not one, prude! *flips her off*

Loona & Octavia: Ugh. Kill me.

They stare at each other in surprise before looking away.

Y/N: *thinking* Hang on, if Via is Stolas's daughter and Loona is Blitzø's, would it be that they'd be sisters if their dads get married? ... Great, now I'll never get that image out of my head.

Stolas: *gasps* Oh! Look, Via!

Stolas points excitedly at the circus tent.

Stolas: You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!

Octavia: *panicked* Oh, no...

(Flashback)

Octavia, as a young girl, was seen at the tent as she is pushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp children, as a robot clown sparks and cackles maniacally leering over Octavia, who soon breaks into tears. A younger Blitzø is seen in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling.

(Present Day)

Blitzø & Octavia: I hate that fucking clown.

Y/N: Uhh... What clown?

Blitzø: You don't want to know, kid. Trust me.

Y/N: Is there anything that I'm allowed to know?!

Stolas was seen, being captured and hoisted aloft by the crew of imps from earlier. Stolas' arms are bound and his head is covered by a cloth sack, and the imps are pointing various weapons at him. One has stolen Stolas' wallet.

Stolas: Oh, Blitzy. I need my bodyguard, please!

One imp jumps, to try and skewer Stolas with a pitchfork. Blitzø quickly brings his rifle to bear, shooting the imp in the torso, splattering Stolas's head with blood. The other imps quickly scatter.

Loona: Well, you guys have fun. I'm heading back. This is a waste of my fucking time. *walks away*

Y/N: ... Y'know what? Me, too. See ya. *walks away*

Blitzø: Alright, Loonie, have fun with your human friend!

Loona growled angrily and kept walking away as her fur and hair stood up. Y/N watched as she did and walked up to her.

Y/N: Hey, you okay?

Loona: ...

Y/N: ... I'll take that as a, "Yeah, I'm fine. Just leave me alone, Y/N.".

Loona: ... *sighs*

Y/N: ...

Meanwhile, Octavia enters the big top and finds a seat. Blitzø carries Stolas in, head still covered in the blood-soaked sack, sets him down, and walks off to take position.

Robo-Fizzarolli: *glitching and sparking* Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with Os, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-H-H-Hit it!

Stage lights turn on and point at Robo Fizz as he begins to dance and sing a song of the same name as the park.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!🎵

The curtains open to reveal Robo Fizz's band, FizzaRolli 'n Friends, composed of various hideously decrepit animatronics, including Big Woobly on guitar.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band🎵

Robo Fizz goes around pointing and gesturing at various demons in the audience. Stolas looks excited when Robo Fizz gets to him, but this is short-lived as Blitzo pops up and points his rifle at Robo Fizz, who dashes back to the stage.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Land!🎵

Platforms in the stage rise up in time with the music.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!
Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land
Ugly children holdin' hands in Loo Loo Land🎵

Robo Fizz grabs various Imp children out of the audience and wraps them up in a big hug, before jumping up and tossing them away. Most of the children slam into the bleachers, while one soars behind them.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Everybody's friendly🎵

Robo Fizz hugs Big Woobly so hard that its neck breaks a bit more than it already had been.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵And nobody is mean🎵

Robo Fizz dashes over to the two-headed, banjo-playing bear animatronic and slaps it in the back. The animatronic then squirts a stream of oil from its bigger head at the face of an Imp in the bleachers attempting to drown out the song with music from his phone.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵No copyright infringement's ever seen🎵

Robo Fizz dumps a gasoline canister onto a large stack of cease-and-desist papers, lights a match, and throws the match and the canister at the stack, setting the whole thing ablaze.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵I have a dream...🎵

Backup Singer (Singing): 🎵(He has a dream)🎵

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵I'm here to tell...🎵

Backup Singer (Singing): 🎵(He's here to tell)🎵

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵About a magical, fantastic place called Loo Loo Land🎵

Octavia is sitting and absorbing the musical with disgusted boredom. Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music, while Octavia has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her.

Robo-Fizzarolli & Backup Singer (Singing): 🎵Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Land!🎵

The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display as Robo Fizz cackles maniacally. The bear animatronic faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces. Stolas claps and cheers even harder.

Stolas: *laughs* How delightful!

Behind Stolas, an imp armed with a kris dagger rises from beneath the seats ready to stab Stolas, but the top of his head is quickly blown apart by a shot from Blitzø, who has taken up a position in the gallery behind the back row of seats while Imps scream in absolute fear and run away.

Stolas: *flirtatiously* Oh, my! What aim you have, Blitzy.

Octavia: *furious* Ugh! I can't do this anymore!

Stolas: *concerned* Wait! Uh... Octavia!

Octavia storms off, with Stolas following behind as Blitzø cycles his rifle, and prepares to give chase after his charges.

Robo-Fizzarolli: Mua ha ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Blitzo my sensors spot up the-e-e-ere? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh? *laughs*

Blitzø: The 'o' is silent now!

Robo-Fizzarolli: A-A-Awwwww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here! *laughs*

Blitzø removes his visors and throws them on the ground as he continues his argument with Robo Fizz.

Blitzø: Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!

Robo-Fizzarolli: *glitching* Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people lo-o-ove me! Does anybody love you... *low demonic voice* BLITZ-0?

Blitzø: No. But, I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!

Blitzø slams a new magazine into his rifle, switches it to full-auto and opens up on Robo-Fizzarolli, who cartwheels out of the way of the incoming rounds. Robo-Fizzarolli rapidly spins like a wheel rolling up the stair to where Blitzø is. He coils himself around Blitzø like a snake, before using his own momentum to launch Blitzø through the top of the tent.

Blitzo: Oh, FUCK MEEEEEEE...!

After Blitzø crashed into a stand, Moxxie and Millie rushed over to him in concern.

Moxxie: Sir?!

Blitzo: *dizzy* Oh...Hey, guys! You should probably go, uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I've... got some unfinished business to take care of.

Blitzø draws his flintlock pistol, cocks it, and fires at the now burning Robo Fizz. The impact of the bullet spins Robo Fizz's head around, but when he spins his head back, he is revealed to be unharmed by the shot, having caught the bullet in his teeth. He then spits the bullet out.

Blitzø: Oh, what a mouth!

Blitzø immediately grimaces when he realizes what he just said. Robo Fizz coils himself up into his rolling form again, charging straight at Blitzø. He leaps out of the way as his enemy hit the booth, destroying it in a large explosion. Several pieces of shrapnel and burning prizes shoot in all direction, as the camera follows the severed heads of three of the "things" Moxxie attempted to win.
Elsewhere, Stolas is still running after his daughter.

Stolas: Octavia?

Octavia: Just leave me alone!

Stolas: Octavia!

Octavia runs into a building called the Fun House. Inside, Stolas is confronted with a a surreal room of eyes, tubes, spikes, mirrors, and disembodied hands. He goes further into the room, looking around for where his daughter could have gone. A shadow appears behind Stolas, as a random Imp jumps upon his back.

Stolas: Umm, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!

The Imp covers Stolas' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway, Millie having just shot the Imp with a pistol.

Stolas: *wipes imp blood off of sleeve, annoyed* Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy? He's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones.

Millie: He's, uhhhh... busy.

Moxxie: Being a fool.

Stolas: What kind of fool?

Moxxie: The "everything is now on fire" kind.

Disinterested, Stolas leaves the imps, effortlessly dodging between two swinging pendulums, and heads down a tunnel into an adjoining room. There, he sees Octavia riding in circles in apple-themed rail cars, crying.

Stolas: Octavia...

Stolas discards the Loo Loo Land hat, which in response to his emotional state has gone from a goofy grin to a sad frown.

Stolas: I take it you are... not having fun.

Octavia: *crying* I didn't even want to come here!

Stolas: I'm sorry, sweetie. I... I thought you loved it here.

Octavia: *sniffling* When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other... and my dad didn't flirt with some... weird red dickhead the entire time.

Stolas: I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for... everything... happening right now. I know it's... a lot. I, uh-- I should have listened.

Octavia: *crying* I just want to go home... but home doesn't even feel like home anymore... You ruined it.

Stolas: You need to understand... your mother and I... I just-... I felt-... She's always been... I haven't been- Ha-... We weren't in... I'm sorry, I- I- I don't have the words.

Octavia: *crying* Are you gonna run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where... I can't find you?

Stolas: *emphatically* What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. You are too old for it, anyway.

Stolas carries Octavia out of the Fun House, as an imp grins maniacally in the space above the drop-ceiling, looking down on Stolas. The imp drops down and flicks open a switchblade. Stolas immediately turns around, eyes glowing brightly. The Imp immediately turns to stone and is knocked over by a pendulum. Outside, the park has been reduced to pandemonium as dusk falls. Millie attempts to shoot at Robo Fizz, who rolls around wildly. The robot is caught by the draconic creature from before, and swallowed whole, as Moxxie rides on its back. Stolas and Octavia leave the park gates.

Stolas: So, what would you like to do now?

Octavia: Oh, can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird taxidermy there.

Stolas: *reluctantly* Hmmm, okayyyyy...

Octavia: *chuckles* Thanks, dad. You're okay, sometimes.

Stolas: Thank you, Via. Thank you.

A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the employees of I.M.P. hurtling through the air, smoking and screaming. All three land in front of Stolas and Octavia.

Moxxie: Way to ruin another good thing, sir!

Blitzo: Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'! *faints*

Y/N was seen exiting the van.

Y/N: Hey, is everything okay?

Stolas: It's alright, N/N. Nevermind the burning amusement park behind us.

Y/N: ... I'm gonna go on a limb and say that this is Blitzø's fault.

Stolas: Yeah.

Y/N: *sighs*

After a while, Loona drove Stolas and Octavia home and they exited.

Y/N: Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Stolas. And you, too, Octavia.

Octavia: You, too. See you, later.

Y/N: You, too. Both of you.

They walked inside and Loona drove to Moxxie's place and dropped them off and then, Blitzø to his place and finally, Y/N and Loona went back to their apartment.