Loo Loo Land Part 1
The next day, Y/N and Loona were in separate rooms, unsure of things. Since they woke up, neither of them have talked to each other and it felt awkward between them both, but neither of them knew how to approach one another or reach out to each other. With Y/N, he was seen lying on the couch.
Y/N: ...
Millie was seen walking into the room, seeing Y/N.
Millie: What's with the long face, N/N?
Y/N: Hm? O-Oh, hey, Millie. Um... I don't know.
Millie: N/N, you were like this when you came into work. Is there a problem?
Y/N: N-No, no. No problems, here. Although... *sighs* I'm not sure about what's going on between me and Loona. Last night, we were talking and... I fear that... I may have pissed her off, a little.
Millie: Well, have you tried to talk to her after that?
Y/N: How the hell was I supposed to after what happened, last night? We were talking about some dating questions and it evolved into a heated moment where she told me that she treats people shit and she doesn't to me, but that's only because I wasn't thinking straight. I don't know what that means.
Millie: N/N, I'm sure that it was nothing. Maybe she wanted to make sure you're okay.
Y/N: But, we barely met. I don't know anything about her.
Millie: But, you want to know.
Y/N: ... I do.
Millie: So, what's holding you back?
Y/N: ...
Millie: If there's nothing, then you shouldn't have a problem with seeing her.
Y/N: There IS a problem, Millie! The problem is that I want to be the kind of person Loona can open up to because I hate seeing her close herself up like this, but I can't because I don't know one goddamn thing about her!
Millie: ...
Y/N: I want to help her. But, I've never done something like this in ever because of my parents. Millie, I... *sighs*
Millie: N/N... I gotta know. Why are you so interested in Loona?
Y/N: ... Because... I-I... *sighs*
Millie: ... *eyes widen* Wait a minute... N/N, you like her, don't you?
Y/N: *blushes* N-No! I just... We're just friends! It's just that!
Millie: Then, why are you blushing?
Y/N: *blushing, mutters*
Millie: *chuckles* Now, I get it. Well, I'm afraid I can't help you with Loona, but why don't you ask Blitzø?
Y/N: What?! Millie, if I ask Blitzø about Loona, he'll think I...
Millie: Not unless you tell him your reason for this.
Y/N: ... *sighs*
Blitzø: M n' M, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!
Moxxie opens the door to respond.
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?
Millie excitedly smashes her head straight through the office door's glass.
Millie: *excitedly* Loo Loo Land?!
Blitzø: Loo Loo Land!
Loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Y/N: Loo Loo Land? What's that?
Moxxie: It's an amusement park. It's pretty lame when you see it. *eyes widen* Wh-Which you won't because you're a mortal and... People like you can't venture outside of the Pride Ring!
Millie: Umm... I'm pretty sure it only works on those who died and goes to Hell. Maybe since Y/N isn't dead, he can come with us.
Moxxie: Well, even if we can, how the fuck are we supposed to hide his identity? People will freak out if they see Y/N!
Millie: Nobody's gonna care if he's human, Moxxie. People will think he has a human disguise on.
Moxxie: In Hell?!
Millie: To mask his true identity. I've seen demons roam Hell as humans.
Moxxie: *sputters, sighs*
Y/N: Okay. I'll go get Loona.
Blitzø: Actually, N/N, Loona's staying.
Y/N: Wh-What? Why?
Blitzø: Because, kid! Now, come on!
Y/N: Not without Loona! I'm not leaving her here by herself.
Blitzø: Yeah, well, we're about to get paid if we do this job and Stolas wants to meet you.
Y/N: Stolas? ... You mean, your owl boyfriend?
Blitzø: *blushes* He's not my boyfriend!
Y/N: You sure? I mean, I don't mind it.
Blitzø: *grumbles* Fucking dumbass... *sighs* If I agree to let Loonie go with us, will you shut the fuck about me and Stolas?
Y/N: Alright.
Blitzø: Thank you. *shouts* LOONA, LET'S GO!!! YOU'RE COMING WITH US!!!
Loona: *in other room* I'm not interested in going to some lame park! Leave me out of this shit!
Blitzø: ... Well, Y/N's coming with us.
Loona: *in other room* WHAT?!
Blitzø: I'll explain later! Just come on!
Loona: *in other room, sighs* Alright, fine! I'll fucking go!
Moxxie: I don't need to babysit your daughter and teach her how to do her job at the park, do I?
Loona: *in other room* ... Can somebody bitch slap Moxxie for me?
Y/N: *smacks Moxxie's face* Done and done. *smirks*
After a while, the van arrived at the mansion and waited. Soon, Stolas walked out of the building with his daughter Octavia.
Stolas: Ah, there you are.
Blitzø: Just promise me that this isn't some kind of loophole for us to-
Stolas: Relax, Blitzy. I promise it's not like that.
Y/N: *snickers* I'm sorry. Blitzy?
Blitzø: *eye roll*
Y/N: Wait... *counts* There's seven of us and only six can sit in these seats each. One of us has to...
Blitzø: Oh, shit. I didn't think of that.
Loona: ... *sighs* Alright. You, Y/N, take my seat.
Y/N raises an eyebrow, but does what she said. As he did, he was taken by surprise as Loona sat on his lap.
Y/N: *blushes* U-Umm... Y-You sure about this?
Loona: Nope. But, it's just for now, so don't get any ideas.
Y/N: I wouldn't even dream of it.
Loona: Good.
Stolas: *steps in van* So, you're the human Blitzy was talking about. Gotta say, it's a pleasure to meet one with a good spirit.
Y/N: You can tell?
Stolas: By looking at your eyes. And by how you're handling that hellhound, you don't seem to be lured in by her beauty.
Y/N: Wh-Why would I be?
Blitzø: It's how humans work. ... Come to think of it, not once have you looked at Loona with any signs of carnal fascination.
Y/N: And that means...?
Blitzø: Like you want to fuck her.
Y/N: *eyes widen* Why the fuck would I want to fuck someone when I don't even know their name or isn't even my girlfriend? I don't want to act against her wishes! It's not right. *thinking* But, I'm not really gonna lie, she is very beautiful.
Moxxie: I'd give it a few days. Trust me. This human will be begging for it.
Loona: *growls*
Moxxie: Just trying to help out.
Y/N: Shut the fuck up, fatty.
After a while, the van pulls into the rather empty parking lot. Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door. A very cramped Stolas extracts himself excitedly. His daughter exits the van far less excitedly. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate. Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face. Y/N and Loona exit and blush and look away from each other as they followed the others.
Blitzø: Now, remember. This is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?
Y/N: What?
Loona: Don't even, N/N. You don't want to know.
Octavia: Hey... Dad... Do we have to-
Blitzø: Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweetie. *turns to Stolas* If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to-
Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious!
Y/N: *shudders, shakes head*
Octavia: I'm literally gonna be sick.
Moxxie: Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?
Moxxie fishes around in a fanny pack and throws out several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory.
Moxxie: Anti-acids? Ibuprofen?
Moxxie shows Octavia several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance.
Moxxie: Morphine?
Octavia: That was figurative, old man.
Moxxie: Oh, right.
Moxxie chuckles sheepishly as he discards the needles into a nearby baby carriage, where a baby imp happily reaches out to play with its dangerous new "toys."
Moxxie: *under his breath* But, she said it was literal.
Y/N: Learn to speak sarcasm, idiot. Let's just get this over with. I'm already regretting coming here.
Millie: *excitedly* Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!
A large letter falls off the sign of a nearby ride, crushing the teenaged imp underneath.
Millie: It hasn't changed a bit. Ohhh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!
Millie gestures toward a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek.
Moxxie: That is... deeply upsetting.
Millie: Oh, come on! It's fun! You've never been here?
Moxxie: No. Theme parks always disturbed me, especially the mascots.
The park's mascot, Loo Loo appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie.
Loo Loo: Well, hey there!
Moxxie: *jumps back in terror* AH!
Y/N: Gah!
Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!
Stolas: *gasps* Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!
Octavia: I have a question.
Loo Loo: Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!
Octavia: Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?
Loo Loo: No?
Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame.
Stolas chuckles nervously as he leads Octavia away.
Stolas: Why don't we go check out the rides?
Loo Loo: That chick's creepy, huh?
Blitzø: Eh, wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes.
Loo Loo: *to Millie and Moxxie* What's that mean?
Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there! Like that human!
Moxxie leaves, leading Millie off with him. Loo Loo hangs his body dejectedly.
Loo Loo: Yeah...
Y/N: Well, fuck you, too! Geez, how do you deal with him?
Loona: I don't. I just beat his ass or strangle him or whatever helps me relieve stress.
Y/N: *sighs* Right. Well, remind me to beat his ass when we get back. *walks away*
Loona: *eyes widen* H-Hey, that's my line! *follows Y/N*
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