Accepted Into the Family: The "Fat Lady" Has Sung
The next morning, the light outside shines through the window of Loona's bedroom and shines over both Y/N and Loona as they were both sleeping and into each other's arms. The first to wake up was Y/N as he slowly woke up and yawned. He sat up and stretched.
Y/N: *tired* Where am I...? Oh, wait... I remember, now. Wait a second...
He looked around the room and doesn't recognize the theme of the room until he looked to his left and covered his mouth to see Loona sleeping next to him.
Y/N: *thinking* Oh, fuck! Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! Did I sleepwalk in here?! Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Fuck! I'm so fucking dead! I can't get up! I might wake her up, but if I stay here and she wakes up, she'll see me! Fuck, what do I do?!
However, his panicking was reduced when he saw how peaceful Loona was as she was still sleeping, breathing slowly and steadily and the light outside shining up on her furcoat.
Y/N: *thinking* Wow... I didn't think a hellhound could... look so beautiful when she sleeps.
He softly smiles, but snaps out of it and slowly tries to get out of bed.
Y/N: *thinking* Gotta remember that she has super sensitive hearing and smell! I can't let her know I was here. Oh, God, I hope we didn't bang in bed. If so, I'm fucking dead!
He tried to get up, but to his shock, he felt something soft and long wrap around his waist and looked down to see Loona's tail.
Y/N: *whispers* Oh, no. She knows!
Loona: Of course I know. I did allow you to sleep in here.
Y/N: *eyes widen* W-Wait... You know that? How?
Loona: *chuckles* I carried you here. You were kicking and thrashing around the couch all night because of some nightmare you had. It got you really bad, huh?
Y/N: ... It was my parents.
Loona: Had a hunch. Hey, you don't have to worry about those assholes. You won't be stuck with them for long.
Y/N: How do you know that?
Loona: Because we're friends. Remember?
Y/N looks at Loona, surprised to know that she still remembers that.
Y/N: ... *smiles* Thanks, Loona.
Loona: No problem. Now then, go ahead and get dressed and ready for work. I'll go do the same.
Y/N: Okay.
He got up and walked away as Loona blushes and her tail started wagging.
Loona: *blushing, thinking* Wow... N/N felt so... warm and comfy to sleep with. I literally felt like I wanted to just fall asleep and never wake up as I could only feel Y/N in my arms... *smiles* Maybe going to work won't be so bad, after all. Except I have to deal with Moxxie's bullshit, but who the fuck cares about that. He's a pussy bitch.
She chuckled at that and after a while, Y/N and Loona were outside, properly dressed, and waiting for Blitzø.
Loona: Goddamnit, Blitzø, anytime, now...!
They heard tires screeching and saw the van rapidly approach the apartment until it stopped.
Blitzø: Morning, you two! Slept well?
Loona: Yeah, Da- Blitzø.
Y/N got in the van and Blitzø drove to work. After a while, they got in the elevator and as it rose, Loona looked at Y/N as he was leaning against the wall, his expression softened.
Loona: *thinking* N/N...
Soon, the elevator opened and they stepped out and approached the office and saw two imps, a male and female, talking until they noticed Y/N.
Blitzø: Guys, I'd like you to meet-
??? #1: AGH!!! HUMAN!!!
??? #2: Hang on, Hun! I've got 'em!
The female draws out an axe and charges at Y/N. Y/N jumped out of the way and they continued to chase after Y/N around the room.
??? #1: Hold still, you prick!
They both charged at Y/N, but Loona jumped into the way and they stopped.
??? #1: Loona, what the fuck are doing? Get out of the way!
Loona: No, fatty!
??? #2: What? Loona, it's a human.
Loona: So what?
Blitzø: Moxxie! Millie! Cease your movements, now, ya cum-dumped fuckers!
Both the imps stopped and Y/N was breathing heavily. Loona quickly rushed to him and helped him up.
Loona: Hey, you alright?
Y/N: *panting* Y-Yeah...
Moxxie: Sur, what are you doing?! There's a fucking human in our building!
Millie: Yeah, and he's still breathing!
Blitzø: Wait, did I neglect to tell you?
Loona: You "forgot" to tell them last night? What the fuck were you doing, Blitzø?! Masturbating?! You know what. Don't answer that.
Blitzø: Look, this "human" is our newest employee. I hired him last night.
Moxxie: Wh-What?! Sir, are you out of your fucking mind?!
Millie: He doesn't even have a mind.
Blitzø: Hey, it's your fault! You drew out a pentagram on the ground and if I hadn't accidentally opened the portal, he wouldn't have fallen through it!
Moxxie: What? You're the one who suggested the idea, sir.
As Blitzø and Moxxie argued, Millie approached Y/N.
Millie: Sorry for scaring you, kiddo. We're just... not used to seeing a live human being in Hell.
Y/N: No, no, it's fine. I... I understand, really.
Millie: So, you got a name?
Y/N: Y/N L/N. C-Call me N/N. Loona calls me that since she's my friend.
Millie: *gasps* Did I hear that right? Loona, is he telling the truth? Are you really his friend?
Loona: ... Y-Yeah...
Millie: Well, look at you, coming out of your shell. I mean, I knew you could do it, but a human? That was unexpected.
Loona: Hey, he's not like the other humans, okay? He's not a pervert.
Millie: That so? He hasn't given off any signs?
Loona: No. And he had every chance to get me, but he didn't.
Y/N: That's because I do not find having sex with a random stranger enjoyable.
Millie: That's good to know. Hm? Hey, why are you bleeding?
Y/N: Huh? Where?
Millie: On your forehead.
He touched his forehead and saw blood.
Millie: Oh, shit! I didn't get you with my axe, did I?
Y/N: N-No, no, you're fine. This, uh... This has been here since yesterday.
Millie: Loona...?
Loona: Hey, I didn't do that! His parents did.
Millie: Parents?
Y/N explained to Millie and Moxxie, after his pointless argument with Blitzø, about his past and the follow-up up to now.
Millie: Those assholes! They have no regards for a young soul!
Y/N: Yeah, I know.
Moxxie: Mm... I'm not buying it.
Millie: What?
Moxxie: It's clearly obvious he's faking it to stay alive!
Loona: And how the fuck is it obvious, fatty?
Y/N: Yeah, man! Why would I want to lie to you guys?
Moxxie: You humans are capable of making up fake stories and trying to soothe your way to everything with your manipulative charms.
Y/N: ... Are all demons racist towards humans, Blitzø?
Blitzø: I don't think you should ask me that.
Moxxie: What? I'm not racist! I'm just saying that-
Y/N: You think I'm a liar. What excellent judge of character you have. *walks away*
Loona: *smacks Moxxie's head* Good fucking job, racist prick! You hurt his feelings!
Moxxie: I'm not racist!
Loona: Yes, you clearly are.
Moxxie: Then, the boss is racist, too! He clearly hates humans!
Blitzø: Not all humans, Moxxie! N/N has earned my respect and you should respect him, too.
Millie: Yeah, he's been through Hell, Mox.
Moxxie: Oh, come on. You all can't be falling for his pathetic life. Especially you, Loona.
Loona: What's that supposed to mean?
Moxxie: It's obvious he's trying to soften you up to the point he'll jump at a chance to fuck your pretty little ass!
Loona: Is that an insult, fatty? It's bad enough you boss me around, but being racist towards my first and only friend? Not fucking cool, Mox!
Millie: She's right, babe. You're being a bit... racist.
Moxxie: Do not encourage her in front of me, please. I'm not racist. I'm just telling you all what he's thinking.
Loona: *growls angrily* Dumbass!
Moxxie: Me? You're the dumbass that's falling for a pathetic ruse.
Y/N: It's not a ruse! I have no desire to lie to you all!
Moxxie: Stay out of this, human!
Loona: And you shut the fuck up before I drag you by your dick and send you flying out the street to be ran over by a car!
Moxxie: *tenses up* ...
Loona: That's what I thought. Now, back off N/N and show some respect. *walks away*
Moxxie: *rolls eyes* Ugh!
Loona walked over to Y/N.
Loona: Hey, you alright, N/N?
Y/N: ...
Loona: Look, I'm sorry for Moxxie. He's... an asshole.
Y/N: Tell me about it.
Loona: *smiles* Well, if it makes you feel better, Moxxie's a pushover. He's easy to make fun of and I love calling him fatty.
Y/N: Really? He doesn't seem fat.
Loona: I know, but humor me, please? This kind of shit always lightens me up. Trust me, you should try it.
Y/N: *looks at Loona* Oh, really? *smiles* Well, if it makes YOU feel better, I think I have a joke or two about fat people. Wait, he's not gonna hurt me, is he?
Loona: Relax. He's harmless. But, if he tries to, I'll fucking break him! You let me know when that happens, okay?
Y/N nodded.
Blitzø: Alright, everyone! With introductions aside, everyone, to the meeting room, pronto!
Y/N and Loona watched as the others followed Blitzø.
Y/N: *sighs* May as well.
Loona: Yeah...
They walked into the meeting room and Y/N looked around.
Y/N: Umm... Where do I sit?
Blitzø: Wherever you want, kiddo.
Y/N: ... Okay.
He looked at Moxxie and Millie. He didn't want to sit next to them, but when he looked at Loona, he got nervous about wanting to sit next to her since she looks a little lonely in the other side of the table and that alone was motivation enough to wanna sit next to her, so he did. Loona looked at him, confused, but her tail wagged a little.
Loona: Why are you sitting next to me?
Y/N: Because... I didn't like seeing you alone, so I wanted to give you company. I hope you don't mind.
Loona was surprised to hear him say that as her tail picked up the pace in happiness, knowing he cares about her.
Loona: I-I... I don't mind. Thanks.
Y/N: No problem. Just trying to be a good friend.
Loona: ... *looks at Y/N & smiles*
Millie hasn't failed to notice what was happening between Y/N and Loona and this was the first time she's ever seen Loona smile like that.
Millie: Heh. Nice to know Loona has that kind of friend with her, now.
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