*in imp city of business named the immediate murder professionals were holding a meeting by a crimson skin with white blotches and various sizes that cover parts of his forearms, chest, and his tail, as well as most of the right side of his face. He has black spines on his head and upper back, as well as on his tail, which ends with a triangular point that has a black spot at the tip.He has fairly broad forearms and hands, pointed feet with boot-like heels, and a long, narrow head, out of which extends large, curved, black and white striped horns. His eyes are red and his sclera are yellow, which are lined with a thick circle of black. He has a heart-shaped skull symbol on the center of his forehead and consists of a red skull charm on his neck, a tattered slate-gray coat with white trim, red inner lining, and two red buttons down the breast, a maroon-red turtleneck with a thick white stripe around the neck, black elbow-length fingerless gloves with red trim and large rounded light yellow decorations on the upper side, black pants, and knee-high black heeled boots with red trim (incidentally matching the same heeled shape as his feet)*

* His name is blitzo but the o silent next to him on the table was two imps the first one was a male imp demon with red skin and white freckles on his cheeks. His white pointy hair leads up to his curvy black and white striped horns. He also has yellow sclera with black slit pupils. He has a long red thin tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end, as well as lanky digitigrade legs ending in what appears to be cloven red hooves and the second one is a short imp whose red skin sports white markings on her forearms and on her long, devilish tail. She has a pair of thin white-striped black horns and short messy, bob cut-styled charcoal hair with bangs that cover half of her right horn. Her eyes have yellow sclera, and long, thick eyelashes, with a small beauty mark under her right eye.Her head is noticeably more human-like than most imps (although still without a nose) since she has proportions that are noticeably rounder, and front teeth which possesses a gap that are flatter than the sharp, conical teeth most demons have. She also has a black heart tattooed on her left shoulder, and makeup which consists of shimmering-dark red eyeshadow, thick black mascara and black lipstick on her lips attire is all-black with a tint of yellow; she wears a black choker around her neck, a cold-shoulder black crop-top with the straps being held by two golden-yellow buttons, black fingerless gloves, black torn denim-pants and black toeless footwear, which exposes her hoof-like toes*

*Their names are Millie and Moxxie and they have a daughter who has black and white short hair wearing a red and white hat with black and white horn red skin dark sapphire eyes wearing a red shirt with black with it a black jacket with blue short a beautiful heart tails black fingerless gloves and black boots*

*her name is Demmalena but everyone call her Darcy she's a daughter of Millie and Moxxie across the table is a hellhound with a wolf-like appearance. She has a pointed, dog-like muzzle with sharp and pointy teeth, and a dark grey nose. Her eyes have red sclera and white irises, and she wears grey eyeshadow and black winged-eyeliner for makeup.

Her fur is white with grey countershading encircling her face, grey patches on her shoulders, and long, voluminous silver hair swept to the side to reveal her dark grey ears; the left of which is pierced with two small, black hoop-piercings, while the right is ragged. She has a large, dark grey bushy tail with white on the underside. She also has a piercing on her right eyebrow with a black hoop for jewelry.She is the tallest and the only non-imp member of I.M.P Her outfit features a large, spiked black choker around her neck. Her tattered grey, off-the-shoulder crop-top is held up at the neckline by a series of crisscross spaghetti-straps that form an inverted pentagram. She wears also a set of black shorts that are tattered at the hems, with a white crescent moon detail on the right side.She also accessorizes with both black fingerless gloves and black thigh-high toeless stockings, with her black claws protruding due to her digitigrade stance*

*Her name is Loona she's a stepdaughter of blitzo and right now he was walking by the whiteboard as he's talking to his employees*

Blitzo: alright now I know business has been a bit slow Yes it is no one's fault okay I'm not naming anyone here..Moxxie*the imp gives his boss a what the hell look*now does anyone have any bright ideas on how can we get business drumming up again

Millie: what about a car wash

Blitzo: this is hell Millie no one cares about cars being clean here okay

*He said before thinking to himself*

Darcy:ooh what about a billboard

*She asked her eyes sparkling*

Moxxie: we can't afford a billboard sweetie

*Moxxie cross his arms*

Blitzo: helpful Moxxie really glad you're in the room right now*he states sarcastically as he pushed the imp away*have you guys forgotten what service we provided?

*He turned on the TV to show blitzo Moxxie Millie Demmalena and loona a hellhound demon killing different demons the employees eat popcorn except for Moxxie*

Darcy: so many great memories

Blitzo: yeah those were good times

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding sir considering you Blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week one that you then additionally paid to have run for a fall 3 hours on a channel nobody watch

Blitzo:uh hey excuse me what obnoxious about a super fun jingle all right

Darcy:*she smiled*nothing

Blitzo: that's right Darcy is a fun destruction when an advertisement spittin bullshit

Millie: people love musical sir

Blitzo: exactly Millie and we're basically doing a musical are you gonna crush my musical theatre dream like my dad did

Moxxie:sir-

Blitzo: cos right now all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me question my dreams of being who I truly am inside

*Blitzo states dramatically as Demmalena comfort him*

Millie: are you trying to crush his dreams Moxxie

Moxxie:I...what?

Millie: I thought I knew you

*She stick her tongue out at her husband while he blushes*

Blitzo: I can't believe you moxxie*he hold up a plaque*after I made you employee of the month

Moxxie: okay sorry a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre nobody actually like the jingle

Millie: I like it

Moxxie: do not*he points at his wife*do not agree with him in front of me

* Demmalena as she remember the commercial feel like it was yesterday*

Blitzo:hi there I'm blitzo the O is silent and I'm the founder of I.M.P*hr gestures to the logo before two pictures appeared beside him*are you a piece of shit the God yourself sent to hell are you an Innocent soul who got fucked by someone else

*A demon guy wearing an Ohio sport Jersey was giving a testimonial while blitzo was holding a cardboard sign that red some guy who hired us*

Demon guy: after lovingly killing my wife for Fucking a delivery man you can imagine my surprise when I won up here after the state Ohio killed me I really wish a good stick into that yappy jogger who saw me hiding a body

*Blitzo was then Shown speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire while the other three imps arranging lit candles on the floor in the square*

Blitzo: well lucky for you thanks to our company special access to the living world*he narrows his eyes as he does a gesture with his left hand a flaming portal appearing on the floor as the other three imps run off he walks up to the portal*we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screw you over when you were alive

*He falls backward into the portal the jingle start to play as a person stood with arm cross as a thought bubble appear beside them depicting someone being crossed out with the next*

When you want somebody gone

And you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
Hand grenade or cyanide
We'll make it look like suicide
The Immediate Murder Professionals

We do our job so well
Because we come straight up from Hell
We'll kill your husband or your wife
We'll even let you keep the knife
We're the Immediate Murder Professiona-

*Moxxie accidentally shoot a boy when he was opposed to killed a blonde woman he looked very shock as the other three imps in shock the four imps wait outside the boys hospital room blzito reading a magazine Demmalena was pacing back and forth and Millie was comforting Moxxie who looked devastated a doctor came out of the room holding a clipboard*

Darcy: how is he doing doctor

Doctor: your peer to be in a stable condition but he'll need surgery now what insurance provider do your freaks have

* Demmalena giggled nervously*

Darcy: well about that

Blitzo:the fuck insurance

* He interrupts her then four imps and the boy who was unconscious and the hospital bed fled out the window as they screamed*

Kids die for free~

*Back in the office Millie and Moxxie setting a cross from Demmalena who was humming slightly and loona who has her feet up on the table she watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt multiple time*

Moxxie: I'd likes to go on record and say that incident was loona fault dispatch is supposed to give us the right into the on the target it's very simple

*He pointed at loona*

Loona:oh sit on a dick

Moxxie:you sit on....a-and the d-do your job right

Darcy: Dad don't blame loona for our screw up it was an accident

Blitzo:*he hugs and nozzle the hellhound who grows*she's right she didn't do anything wrong

Moxxie: are you kidding me she's awful

*The four imps then start to remember all of loona moment the hellhound was reading a magazine at her desk the phone rangs with a sound of a puppy barking as loona answered*

Loona:hello I.M.P

Millie:loona I got stabbed call mix

*The hellhound hang up on Millie disinterested next she was in blitzo office as he present her with the gift*

Blitzo:, happy adoption anniversary loony I got you a little something

Loona:is it a cure for syphilis

Blitzo:I .....oh

Loona:*she snatched the present from him and slammed it on the ground*then I don't want it*spider emerge from the present and cover up her head*ugh!

Blitzo*he was suddenly outside the office window*I'm sorry you love spiders

Loona:god damnit

*The hellhound was watching an online video of the princess of hell performing on the news her desk Moxxie walked up to her holding a flyer for chub B gone*

Moxxie:um excuse me did you just fax me an ad for weight loss

Loona:no

Moxxie:wha why why would anyone send me this

Loona: come on you know why*she slightly smiled the hellhound was rummaging through the break room fridge*whoever let the Fucking avocado salad in the fridge*she turns to face the two female imps with a Redbox in her hand shutting the fridge door with her foot*I'm taking it because I have the worst hangover right now

*loona rip the lid of drinking the salad that was in liquid form*

Millie: why would you drink on a work night

*The hellhound stopped drinking*

Loona: I'm a hangover from this morning dumbass

*Moxxie appears from the door*

Moxxie: isn't that my lunch

Loona:*she dropped the box*you know what I can't take this assault right now I need to blow off some Fucking steam

*She kicks the box to Moxxie who get knocked out of the room

Darcy: you do that

*The hellhound run out of the break room yelling as she kick a baby stroller high into the air she stormed off as a lady pushing the stroller stand in disbelief loona was at someone on the phone was requesting to talk one of the imps*

Loona: Dar*before she could say it Demmalena nodded her head mean no she got it and look at blitzo*blitz that clingy Rich asshole is on the phone saying it's urgent and wants to talk to you and that nine tails fox is going to call you tomorrow sounds a little DTFy

Blitzo:*he slammed his drink on the floor while blushing*oh God it was one time if they didn't sleep with that hot girl none of us will get access to the living world

Moxxie*he stared at him in silence*someone did what

*blitzo groan while blushing as he remembered that day he covered someone  with the jacket  next to him wearing a jacket with a hood on as stolas and Liz in his bed along with someone with him*

(Which is Liz but I will explain to her and who she is in the next chapter)

Blitzo: got the book got the book got this Fucking heavy book

*Blitzo whispers to himself as he and thr stranger carried the grimoire balcony laying the book on the edge the two get up on the edge*

?????: you owe me one big time babe and I mean it I just don't sleep around

*The two start to fall*

Blitzo:oh ..oh shit*they land in a cake that stolas wife and her friends were having the remain splatting all over them the stranger blushes embarrassing trying to hide itself*sorry they fucked my baby princess

Loona BLITZ

blitzo: I HEARD YOU ALREADY

Moxxie:*he got curious*so who was the person with you that you and the prince fucked with

Blitzo:*he glared at him*NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS*then he whispered to Demmalena*there you go I owe you one*then he was talking to the Prince on the phone while playing the bobblehead version of Moxxie and Millie*so what can I do for you this time Stoals

*In the fancy mansion is an anthropomorphic owl demon. He is tall and slender, with a white, heart-shaped facial disk and small black beak, resembling that of an owl. He has two pairs of almond-shaped red eyes, one set atop the other, with no visible irises or pupils, albeit white highlights do occasionally appear when he is excited.He has gray-blue feathers, which gradients to dark gray-blue on his head and long, plume-like tail. He has a lighter gray-blue puff of fur on his chest.His limbs are long, thin, and black, and his feet are tipped with bird-like claws he wearing a deep red tunic with six linked golden buttons down the breast, and beige breeches. He accessorizes with a feathery tophat that features a regal gold crown encircling it, as well as a long burgundy cape, tattered at the hemline, with a plush ermine-look fur collar, and long black gloves with white feathered trims at the elbows*

*His name is stolas and he is sitting on the couch while on his phone talking to blitzo

Stolas: theres a political candidate cars in trouble on earth for a few of my associates he's trying to convince people global warming exist

Blitzo: doesn't it through

Stolas: well yes but more people die if nothing is done about it and it gets lonely here

Blitzo: well that makes sense

Stolas: you know what happened when I'm lonely blitzy

Blitzo:*he pulled the phone away while blushing*god fucked damnit

Stolas: when I'm feeling lonely I become hungry and when I become hungry I want to **** on that red **** of yours****yours******and lick all of your*****until you're screaming*******like a Fucking baby

*While Stolas said all those sexy things to blitzo he was redder than usual*

* he hang up the phone and snap it in half smash it with the desk phone pulled out a blender put the pieces in it and blended he turned it and hand the blender to Loona*

Blitzo:eat this*the hellhound does so*and and then you know the bridge over the freeway

Loona: yeah?

Blitzo: shit off it*back in the office Demmalena shudder*lock the point is Loona valued member of our family and you don't get rid of family

Darcy: agreed

*Blitzo and Demmalena told them as the hellhound looked touched and smile*

Moxxie: we aren't family sir you're the boss we are the employees to treat your life she's some troubled teenager she's more like a meth addicted homeless woman the phone*

*Moxxie says as loona flip him off*

Darcy*she scolded*dad that is offensive

Blitzo: without homeless people it wouldn't have half the joy laughter I do in this life

*He looked out the window at the homeless demon and wave at him before lowering the window blinds*

Moxxie: while we're on the subject of family can you stop finding me Millie and our daughter outside of work

Millie:oh come on sweetie is not that big a deal

Moxxie: excuse me I'm sorry what

Darcy:* she laughed a bit*it was pretty funny

*Moxxie Millie and Demmalena we're preparing dinner in their kitchen*

Moxxie: Darcy sweetie can you get me the butter

Darcy: sure thing Dad

*Demmalena open the fridge door and find her boss inside as he hand out her the butter*

Blitzo: spoil alert the buttered spoiled princess

* Blitzo says as she giggled*

Moxxie: what's funny sweetie

*Moxxie ask as he turned around to look at her*

Blitzo: really impressive wordplay

Moxxie: what the hell why are you in our fridge?!

*Later that evening three imps were sleeping in bed Moxxie tossed and turn opening his eyes to see his boss standing on him looking at him right in the eyes*

Blitzo: whatcha dreaming about

Moxxie: I was dreaming about my parents being murdered but now I'd like to go back to that

*The two imp we're singing in the living room as Moxxie play on his guitar*

Moxxie: of all the imps in hell

Moxxie and Millie: it's for her/him that I fell

Moxxie:oh Millie*the two closed their eyes and lean each other to a kiss but Moxxie notice blitzo outside their window with a camera as he recording*are you Fucking filming us right now*back in the office room*just.stop.doing.that

Blitzo:*he shrugs*I don't see what the issue is is there something you don't want me to seeing

*Moxxie eyes twitches in anger*

Moxxie:no!

Blitzo: you a baby wiener haver?

*Loona Snickers while Demmalena laugh loudly falling off her chair*

Moxxie: sir what do you say and how you act is totally inappropriate

*Moxxie stood up then Millie laid her hand on his shoulder to get him to sit back down the same as Demmalena*

Millie: calm down mox you're gonna have another panic attack

Darcy: yeah Dad please calm down we don't want you to get another panic attack

Moxxie:I AM CALM

Darcy:mom

Millie:on it*Moxxie whimper it anger as Millie confronting him*shh shh there there

Blitzo: look I don't judge the boring couples stuff you do outside work hours*he makes sexual gestures with his hands*so don't judge me

Moxxie:oh I do juducer quite a lot actually

Millie:mox he's our boss

Darcy: yeah Dad he's our boss

Blitzo: no no it's fine mills and princess your husband/ father is just... How do I say this without being offensive

Darcy: retarded

Blitzo: yes thank you princess

Moxxie:does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad signal life

Blitzo:*he lean towards Moxxie*it's actually does

Loona: the only reason you have a wife and your daughter because you're easy to manage no offence Darcy

*Loona look up from her phone*

Darcy: none taking

*Millie slammed her hands against the table in anger*

Millie: no he's not you bitch

*She hold up her two middle fingers as a hellhound growled at her*

Darcy: mom please stop loona sensitive

*The hellhound snap her Jaws*

Loona:YES I AM!

Eddie: you guys are all Fucking asshole

*The boy Moxxie shot was lying on the table with three wires attached to his stomach*

Blitzo: oh shut up kid you're luckily to witness this

Moxxie:*he groan*ugh this company is such a mess

Blitzo: alright let's go back to talking about my outfit

Loona: nobody was talking about that

Blitzo: which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling so how did it look it's good right

Darcy: you look really dashing Blitz

Eddie:*he points at the boss detaching the tube of the heart monitor*it's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshit wooden kill me but now I want that I want death you are a selfish greedy clown and I'm a kid was supposed to like clowns even the creepy ones

Moxxie: hey now that wasn't very

Eddie: if I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit

Darcy: hey don't talk to my father like that

Eddie: yeah I could see that you both look so stupid like a shithead morons

Millie: that's my husband and my daughter you're talking to

Eddie:*he laughed as the three imps*that's your daughter and your husband I figured you and the other imp for slut but I don't know you needed his dick that bad*he then point at Loona*and you

Loona: what what about me

Eddie: nothing*he crossed his arms*I don't like talk about dogs I'm a cat person

*Loona give a wide eyed glare whine an anger and goes back looking at her phone*

Darcy:wow you know kid you really are a selfish piece of shit

Blitzo: agreed

Moxxie:*he whispers*yeah after all he's kind of a piece of shit

Loona:she receives a text message*oh fuck client guess he was the right target after all

Darcy: who?

Loona:him

*The hellhound pointed at the boy*

Eddie:me

Loona:yep

Blitzo: they wanted us to kill an actual child

Loona: that's what they are saying

Blitzo:well christ on a stick I guess there is a god *he draws a flintlock pistol and fire it at the boy insanely killed him the male imp kick his corpse the female imp stab him as loona record everything on her phone*you know folks with this company I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same thing anyone else can like killing people*the male imp dismember the boy body and the group put his body parts in the garbage bag*so from us here as the immediate murder professional group we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money is gone and you're never getting it back and you could write as a bad review*he hugs Demmalena moxxie Millie and loona whose phone flies out of her hand*but we'll play dumb to it because it's hell and no one fucking carers you know even though this kid was a target he still a child and is important that we handled this going forward carers you know even though this kid was a target he still a child and is important that we handled this going forward respectfully

*He rubs his tail around them as the four smile on a newscast the boy mother tearfully hold up a drawing of her son a male news report holding a microphone up to her looking disinterested*

Mother: please if anyone has seen my little Eddie please contact us at*The boy body bag suddenly drop into her arms*ohh

*The mother and the news report look up the camera following Blitzo Demmalena moxxie and Millie are shown looking down on them through a portal*

Blitzo:*he wave at them*you're welcome

Darcy:bye!!!* Demmalena smiles as they disappear in the portal then afterwards the work is over and they walk outside by the door but Demmalena stops* hey Dad mom I won't be coming home right now*

*moxxie turn around to look at her*

Moxxie:what why sweetie

Darcy: because I need to finish off the paperwork I know we'll be back tomorrow but I just want to finish it right away don't worry I got food in the fridge and I'll be home tonight

Millie: okay then sweetie see you tonight

*When they left she went back to the immediate murder professional work building and went back upstairs into the office she sigh then felt Blitzo touched her Body then smirked*

Blitzo: did they bought it

Darcy:*she nodded her head mean yes while blushing*yes they did

*He turned her around while smirking*

Blitzo:good come here beautiful

*He pulled her into a kiss then she kissed back*

*He pulled away then kiss her on a cheek multiple times then she giggled*

Darcy:Blitzy that tickled

Blitzo:*he pulled away while smiling*what I miss kissing you*he sigh*why can't we do this all the time in work

Darcy: you know how it is we have to keep this a secret or my dad would blow up like a volcano in anger*he sigh then she kisses his cheek* hey don't worry I know how to cheer you up

*she pulled out the DVD and showed it to him when he looked at it he gasped and know what it is it was my little pony season 6 full episode he look at her*

Blitzo: princess you know me so well but you have to wear this while watching it

*He showed her My Little pony jumper she sigh then took the jumper into the dressing room and tried it it took a while until she finished got dressed and walk out the dressing room he saw her wearing this*

*he was awww because he think she looks so cute wearing that then he put on his My Little pony yellow jumper then please the disc in the DVD player and sat together on the couch then started watching TV they had a really great time and tells you heard a text on her phone and saw her other mate sending her message they saying they miss her and hope to see her soon she smiled while blushing then send them the text back and said she missed them too and place her phone away and kept on watching TV then suddenly Blitzo got up and took out a guitar she looks at him confused*,

Darcy: babe is that my dad guitar

Blitzo:yeah and I may have decided to take a song and remake it please don't tell him

*She giggled and made a promise not to tell he smiled then started playing the guitar*

Blitzo:Oh, what a thrill
When the crimson starts to spill
And my Darcy goes in for the kill

She takes away my breath
She's the princess of death for me
Oh, Darcy!

Blitzo:She's my empress
It's like a dream
When I hear her victims start to scream

Blitzo:In and out of the sack
She's the maniac~ for me
Oh, Darcy!

Blitzo:When the blood starts dripping down the walls

Darcy: Drip, drip, drip!

Blitzo: And the bodies start to fall

Darcy: Thud!

Blitzo: My heart skips a beat
When my Darcy guns a-blazing in the heat

Darcy: Bang, bang, bang!

Blitzo: My assassin love
She makes the murdering fun for me
Oh, la-da-dee!

Blitzo: Of all the Imps in Hell
It's for her that I fell

Darcy: It's for him that I fell

Blitzo: Oh, Darcy

*They smiled at each other and pulled each other kisses again*

*While they're kissing Blitzo Knows that Demmalena have other mates out there he knows who they are but he also falls in love with them as well and he is glad to have her as well then they pull away from the kiss and smile at each other again then nuzzled at each other and continue watching My Little pony for while they both fell asleep on the couch*

To be continued

Oh Millie by helluva boss