Spring Broken
I.M.P Were Driving In The Immediate Murder Professionals Van, Blitzø Was Behind The Wheel As Loona Sat In The Passenger Seat While Moxxie, Millie, Hunter, Ray And Aurora Were In The Back Seat.
Suddenly, A Rock Song Came On.
"I Love This Song!" Blitzø Said.
Blitzø: You Were The Spicy Little Demon
With The Uh Bleach Blonde Hair
As Blitzø Was Singing, Loona Looked A Little Annoyed As Ray Was Bopping His Head To The Music And Moxxie And Aurora Covered Their Ears To Block The Song While Millie Just Smiled, Not Bothered By The Music.
Fieeeendin' For That Semen
When I Caught Your Stare
Thooought It Might Be Love, But You Went
Blitzø Was Gonna Park The Van At The Office Building In The City, Only For A Pink Car To Take It.
"Oh, Holy Shit!" Blitzø Said As He Slams On The Breaks.
Blitzø Managed To Stop The Car In Time
"Oh, You Suck For Life, Do Ya? Aura, Megaphone!" Blitzø Said.
"Fine." Aurora Said, Giving Him The Megaphone.
Blitzø Went To The Passenger Seat And Yells At The People Who Took Their Spot Gets Out From The Window.
"Listen Up, You Unoriginal Pink Scum Dumb! You Have Three Goddamn Seconds To Get Your Ride Out My Parking Spot!" Blitzø Yelled Into The Megaphone.
A Woman Steps Out Of Her Car With High Heels And Blitzø Lowered The Megaphone, Feeling Shocked.
"Oh, Shit... Verosika!" Blitzø Exclaimed.
Verosika Blows A Bubble Of Pink Gum Before It Pops.
"Blitzo." Verosika Said.
"I Should Have Known You'd Be Here. I Could Smell Fish For Miles. Which Is Odd Because I Believe The Nearest Ocean Is..." Blitzø Falls And Faceplants Onto The Ground Before Lilly Walked Over To Help him Stand Up. "...Three Rings Down!"
"And I Should Have Known You'd Be Here When I Heard The Amber Alerts." Verosika Said, Holding Her Flask.
"Oh, Yeah? I'm Surprised They Let Your Fat Ass Out Of Rehab. I Can See You're Still A Drunken Whore, Verosika, Clutching Onto That Beelzejuice Bottle Like It's The Last Cock In Hell!" Blitzø Commented.
Verosika Flipped Her Long Hair Back, Dramatically.
"They Let Me Out Because I'm Still Famous, And Rehab Is For Sad, Loser Wash Ups." Verosika Took A Drink From Her Bottle And Wipes Her Mouth With Her Thumb. "...So Your Sister Says Hi."
"Why Are You Two Parking Here?! This Is The Only Parking Spot My Company Has. So Take Your Tampon Race Car Somewhere Else." Blitzø Said
"Actually, Prick, It Has My Name On It." Verosika Pointed Down To Her Name Written In Purple Spray Paint By Their Feet. I.M.P Was Crossed Out On The Ground. "I'm Doing A Bit Of Freelance For One Of The Infinitely More Successful Companies In The Building."
"No Way...", Loona Watches From The Van In Awe.
"It's Verosika Mayday." Aurora Whispered.
"And They Wanted To Have Us Come In This Week To Lead Their Team During Spring Break." Verosika Finished.
"A Week?! No, No, You Are Not Parking Here For A Freaking Week!" Blitzø Stated.
"Aw, You Mad, Blitzo?" Verosika Took Her Shades Off. "You Gonna Run Off, Leaving Someone Else To Pay For The Hotel Room, Steal Their Car-"
Blitzø Caught On To What He's Saying And Speaks With Her, Rolling His Eyes. "And Run Three Rings To Wrath And Used My/ Your Credit Cards On Shitty Horse Riding Lessons!" Verosika And Blitzø Said In Unison.
"God Dammit, Whore, You Will Not Let That Go!" Blitzø Stomped Her Foot.
"Choke On A Sandpaper, Cock." Verosika Flipped Him, Ready To Walk Away.
Loona And Aurora Lowered Their Heads As Verosika Walked Passed Them.
"Hold On, You Better Move That Pussy Wagon Right Now Or I'm Gonna-" Blitzø Got Cut Off A Male Hellhound Bodyguard Approached.
"You'll What?" The Hellhound Asked, Threateningly.
"Or I'll, Uh... I'll Call HR." Blitzø Joked.
Blitzø, Verosika And The Hellhound Laughed For A Few Seconds Before Getting Serious Again.
"Anyway, Meet My New Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike You, He Actually Do His Job Well. Ta Ta, Fuck Stain." Verosika Said As She And Vortex Walks Off.
"Ugh, I Wasted So Much Time With A Bag Of Holes Like That." Blitzø Mumbled.
"You Know Verosika Mayday?!" Loona Asked, Getting Out Of The Car.
"Huh? Oh, Yeah. Her. Yeah. We Dated." Blitzø Answered, Crossed His Arms.
"Was It Before Or After They Became Famous Popstars?" Millie Asked.
"You Two Dated A Popstar?!" Moxxie Got Out Of The Car.
"How Come You Never Told Us?" Ray Asked.
"She, Of All Demons, Loved You Back?!" Aurora Asked, Getting Out Of The Van.
"Okay, Why Are You All Acting Like That's Such A Shock?" Blitzø Questioned.
"Hello? It's Verosika Mayday." Loona Said.
"It's... You." Millie Said.
"We're Just Surprised About It." Ray Stated.
"I Just... Is She Blind? Suffering Some Form Of Brain Damage?" Moxxie Guessed.
"I Just Thought You Were Into Rich Owls And Gay." Aurora Stated.
"Okay, Look, You Are All Making This Into A Way Bigger Deal Than It Needs To Be. I Don't Pry Into Your Stupid Personal Lives." Blitzø Said.
"You Do That All The Time, Sir!" Moxxie Yelled.
"You Totally Do That." Loona Said.
"Oh, Come On. You Kinda Do That." Millie Stated.
"That Is A Fat Ass Lie And You Know It!" Aurora Exclaimed.
"Quit Lying To Us. No One Believes You." Ray Replied.
"What Was Sex With Her Like?" Millie Asked.
"Millie!" Moxxie Exclaimed, Covering Ray's Ears.
"What? It's A Popstar! You'd Want To Know What Sex With Michael Crawford Was Like." Millie Said.
Millie Smirked Knowingly As Moxxie Opened His Mouth To Argue, But Realized His Wife Had A Point.
"Touché." Moxxie Said.
"Okay, Look, Let's Just Drop It. Millie, Find A Temporary Spot For The Car, Okay? Loonie, Moxxie, Rory, Ray, Let's Go Handle This Shit." Blitzø Said.
***
Blitzø, Moxxie, Loona, Ray, And Aurora Walked Out Of The Elevator In The Building.
"You Think They Saw Me?" Loona Asked.
"I Doubt It. Verosika Was Busy Irritating Blitzø To Even Notice." Aurora Stated.
"Fuck! I Did My Makeup Shitty Today." Loona Said.
Blitzø Smiled At Her With Shining Eyes.
"Oh, You Look Perfect, Loonie. Like Always." Blitzø Cooed.
Loona Narrowed Her Eyes And Scowled.
"Shut Up, Da—". Blitzø Looked At Her With Adoration On His Face. Loona Caught Herself And Shoved Him Aside. "Urgh! Blitzø!"
Loona Checked Herself In A Hand Held Mirror, Stepping Over Blitzø Before She Accidentally Bumped Into Vorex, "Oh, Whoa..." Loona Starts To Blush And Her Tail Wagged As He Looks At Her.
"Ooh, Loona Has A Crush." Ray Said.
"I Am So Savoring This Moment." Aurora Stated, Taking A Picture On Her Phone.
Blitzø Smiled At Her Before He Gasped In Shock.
Blitzø Moved Between Loona And Vortex With His Arms Out.
"Alright, Big Man, Where's Your Bitch Bag Of An Employer?" Blitzø Asked.
Vortex Mentioned To A Nearby Room With Neon Pink Hearts Over Double Doors. "V" And "M" Are Spray Painted On The Door Windows.
"She's In Her Office. There Wasn't Room On The Second Floor So They Rented One Here On This One. Cheaper..." Vortex Explained.
"Oh, Come On!" Blitzø Complained.
Vortex Scoffed Before Walking Away. "Sorry, Man."
"Oh, No You Don't, Bitch." Blitzø Muttered.
"Sir, How About You Let Me Go In And Try To Reason With Her? I Don't Really Listen To What's Classified As 'Pop Genre' Music, So Her Status To Me Is Name Recognition Alone..." Blitzø Tuned Moxxie Out With A Glare.
"Moxxie, Shut The Fuck Up." Blitzø Said.
"All Righty Then." Moxxie Pushed Open The Doors And Goes Inside.
"Should We Be Worried?" Aurora Asked.
"Eh. It's Moxxie. He Can Take It, Kid." Loona Answered While Shrugging Her Shoulders.
The Silhouettes Of Moxxie, Verosika And Her Gang Of Demons Are Seen Through The Glass Window.
"Hello, Miss Verosika, Was It? I Work For I.M.P And It Is Actually Rather Important For Us To Retain The Singular Parking Space We Were Assigned Because-"
One Of The Succubi Pointed To Moxxie And Cuts Him Off.
"Aw, Look At The Little One. He's Got A Wittle Bow Tie."
"Please Don't Condescend Me, Ma'am. I..." Moxxie Said.
"Want A Kissy, Little Guy?" An Incubus Asked.
"A Kind Offer, But I'm Married." Moxxie Stated.
The Gang Of Demons Surrounded The Two As Verosika Talks To Them.
"Hey, Why Don't You Send A Little Message From Me Back To Your Limp Dick Boss?" Verosika Suggested.
Knowing What's Coming, Lilly Pushed Moxxie Out The Door But Accidentally Trapped Herself As She Gets Sexually Assaulted By The Succubi Gang.
Blitzø Rushed And Banged His Hands Against The Window.
"Moxxie, Don't Let Them Access To Any Of Your Holes!" Blitzø Instructed..
Moxxie Raced Back Into The Hall, Panting With Her Back Against The Door. He Was Trying To Catch His Breath And Shaken With Red Lipstick Kisses All Over His Face.
Aurora, Ray And Loona Both Walked To The Door.
"Are You Okay? That Did Not Look So Good." Ray Said.
"You Don't Really Look Too Good Either." Loona Stated.
"I... I Gotta Go Lie Down... Now." Moxxie Said, Passing Out And Aurora Caught Him.
"Oh, This Won't STAND!" Blitzø Exclaimed.
***
Blitzø Kicked The Door Open, Causing Verosika And Her Group To Look At Them.
"All Right, *****! That's It!" Blitzø Stomped Towards Them With Anger. "If You're Gonna Be Shitty To My Employees Then I Challenge You To A Fucking... Challenge! Fuck, I Said That Twice." Blitzø Said.
"Mmm. Are These Imp Boys Starting A Demon Duel?" Another Succubus, Asked.
"I Think He Is! What's The Game Then, Blitzo?" Verosika Asked, Leaning Towards Blitzø.
"Every Year, You STD Spreaders Go Up Topside For Easy Pickings While Spring Break Is A Prime Time For Crime Of All Kinds. So, I Bet... You Succu-Bitches Can't Fuck As Many People As We Can Off By The End Of The Day." Blitzø Stated.
Justin, Verosika And Her Group Laughed As Blitzø Glared At Them.
"Oh, You're Serious. Game On... Bitch." Verosika Said.
***
Blitzø Stands In Front Of The Whiteboard With An Easel With Drawings On Paper As The Other I.M.P Members Sit At A Table And Listen.
"All Right, Shut Your Assholes, Guys. Here's How We're Gonna Do This Shit. First, We Find A Fuck Ton Of Clients, We Portal Up We Have Our Fun Murder Time As Per Usual, We Pile All The Criminals In A Big Fucking Canoe, We Push Said Canoe Into Some Water. We Light It On Fire To Attract The Sharks And Eagles And Shit. And Maybe A Goose Too. Fuck It. They Come And Eat The Bodies, We Win The Bet, We Rub It In That Sloppy Bitch's Drunken Whore Ass Face. Do You Have Any Questions?" Blitzø Asked After Explaining The Plan.
"Uh, Yeah." Moxxie Raised His Hand. "Why Was All Of That Nonsense?"
"That Wasn't A Question." Blitzø Said.
"That Wasn't A Plan." Moxxie Said.
"Actually, That Was A Question And That Was A Plan, But They Were Just Both Stupid" Aurora Said, Raising Her Hand
Blitzø Puts His Arm Around Moxxie And Turned To Hunter.
"I'm Sorry, But That Was A Flawless Presentation Of What We Should Do, Rori. It's Not My Fault He's Got A Smooth Little Brain Upstairs And It's Rubbing Off On You." Blitzø Said.
"A What Now?" Moxxie Asked.
"I'm Calling You Slow, Moxxie. God, Why Don't You Learn To Take Criticism, You Talentless Baby Dick Troll?" Blitzø Points Several Times Into Moxxie's Chest.
In Anger, Moxxie Stands Up On The Table And Points At Blitzø. "Well, Why Don't You Take An Art Class?"
Blitzø Grabbed Moxxie And Threw Him Back On His Chair. "Why Don't You See How Expensive They Are?!"
"Blitzø, I Hate To Be A Buzzkill, But How Are Gonna So Many Targets For Us To Kill By The End Of The Day? We're Going Against A Group Of Succubus And Incubus. Everyone Knows That They Lustful Manipulation And Sexual Triggers." Aurora Explained.
"And You Know This How?" Blitzø Asked.
"Two Things; 1: I Have A Friend Who's A Succubus. And 2: Our Step Uncle Is One Of The Deadly Sins, Remember? Being Satan's Daughter Has Their Perks." Aurora Stated.
"Oh, Yeah. I Forgot About That." Moxxie Said.
"Yeah. And Let Me Tell You, It's Not Easy Being Friends With Some Of Them." Aurora Confirmed.
"Sis Is Right. It's Not Gonna Be Easy." Ray Said, Agreeing.
"Just... Use Your Imaginations." Blitzø Answered.
Aurora And Moxxie Just Rolled Their Eyes.
"Hey, Is There A Way I Can Come With You Guys This Time?" Loona Asked.
"Is It So You Can See Vortex Again?" Aurora Asked, Smirking.
"What? No." Loona Said, Blushing A Little
Blitzø Crossed His Arms In Disapproval.
"Absolutely Not. I Forbid It. Not Gonna Happen. Sorry, Sweetie. Spring Break Is No Place For Young Vulnerable Goth Girls. You Know The Kind Of Freaks Up There Who'd Drool All Over You!" Blitzø Stated.
All Six Characters Glared At The Camera, Breaking The Fourth Wall.
"Well, Loona And I Can Blend In With Humans Easy Enough." Aurora Said.
" Exactly. Just Let Me Tag Along." Loona Said.
"Wait, Say That Again." Blitzø Said.
"We Can Blend In...?" Loona Repeated Herself.
"Do You Have A Human Disguise?" Millie Asked.
"Yeah. Don't You?" Loona Asked.
"I Have One." Azalea Said.
Blitzø, Millie And Moxxie Nervously Looked At Each Other, Eyes Side To Side.
"You Three Have Been Screwing Around On Earth This Whole Fucking Time Without Human Disguises?!" Loona Asked, Getting Up From Her Seat.
"Okay, New Plan. Loonie And Rori Can Help Lure The Humans To Us And We'll Take Care Of The Rest. Okay, How About That?" Blitzø Asked.
"Flawless Logic." Millie Said.
"I Wouldn't Say Flawless, But Good Enough." Twyla Said.
"I Think You're Missing The Biggest Issue, Sir. Isn't Crucial To Have A Client Who Demands Enough Kills To Win This Bet? We Aren't Just Going Up There To Massacre" Moxxie Stated.
"Ooookay, But I Got That Covered, Mox." Blitzø Said.
***
Blitzø Puts Up A Flyer That Said, "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" With Drawings Of Himself, A Dead Victim And Horses.
"Now, We Wait." Blitzø Said.
"Sir, There Is No Way We're Gonna Find A Lot Of Criminals By The End Of The Day With One Poorly Spelled Bad Grammar Flyer." Moxxie Said.
"Moxxie, You'd Be Surprised On How Much People Will Be Willing To Pay When There's A Good Deal." Aurora.
The Three Imps And Owl Demon Look To See Demons Lining Up, Looking At The Flyer.
"See What I Mean?" Aurora Grinned Smugly As Blitzø Elbowed Moxxie Before Strolling Toward The Other Demons.
"Now, Who's First?" Blitzø Asked.
***
People Happily Walked Around, Relax And Talk On The Beach, While Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Striker, Lilly, Twyla and Loona Hide Behind Coral Covered Rocks Under A Dock.
"Now, Remember? We Can't Be Seen, Alright? And Loose Shots Will Likely Cause A Panic. So, Loona And Lilly Can Help With Leading Targets To A Better Spot To Off Them." Blitzø Explained. "You Got The List, Loonie?"
Loona And Aurora Skims A Long List In The Goth Hellhound's Hands And Loona Gives It A Sniff.
"Got It." Loona Said.
"Piece Of Cake." Aurora Said.
They Stood Up And In A Swirling Flash Of Blue Light And Turned Into A Human Versions Of Themselves.
(Aurora's Human Form)
The Four Imps Looked At Them In Shock.
"Oh, Loonie, Rori, Look At You Two! You Girls Look Downright Awful! I Am So Proud." Blitzø Said.
"Wow. You Look So Cool, Sis." Ray Said.
"Thanks. Even Though It's Only Temporary. I Want You To Wear This So No One Can Tell You're Not Human." Aurora Said, Putting Her Hat On Ray's Head.
"And You're In Charge Of This." Loona Said As She Gives Ray The List.
"Now That's Out of The Way, Fetch!" Blitzø Said.
Loona Aurora Peered In Front Of Them As Their Target Humans Were Outlined In Red In Their Visions.
Loona Smirked And Strolled Over To A Tall Man Wearing Sunglasses As She Moved A Finger Toward His Chest And Gave Him A Flirtatious Grin Before She Motioned Behind Her And To A Private Alleyway.
Loona Lead Him Into The Alleyway And Leaned Against The Wall.
The Man Reached Out To Grab Her In Lust But Is Shot In The Head By Blitzø Spying On The Roof.
He Gives Loona A Thumbs Up.
***
Later, A Blonde Man Ran Towards Loona In An Alleyway With A Hungry Lustful Look On His Face, But He Got Caught In A Noose By Blitzø.
***
On A Rooftop, A Brown Haired Man Leaned In To Kiss Aurora, But Millie Knocked Him Off The Roof With A Kick.
The Man Fell Into A Dumpster That Moxxie Slammed Shut.
Then, Loona Walked With A Fat Man Down The Sidewalk And Ray Made A Flower Pot Crash Into His Head.
***
Blitzø Killed A Woman With A Knife, Millie Killed A White Haired Woman With A Spiked Baseball Bat, And Another Woman Got Shot In The Head By Aurora.
***
Blitzø And The Gang Put The Bodies In Bloodstained Dark Trash Bags, Closing Them.
"Alright, That's Twelve Kills In The Bag. I Like To See That Waily Snatch Orgasm That Many-" Blitzø Said.
Then, Verosika Was Putting On A Show.
https://youtu.be/yLxra9IsjNE
"All Right, Spring Breakers! Y'all Ready To Get Crazy And Make Some Really Bad Choices?!" Verosika Asked The Crowd.
The Crowd Cheered For Her As Her Fans Went Crazy.
"Verosika!" A Fanboy Screamed.
"This Is Your Final Boarding Call. All Abroad." Verosika Said.
Verosika And Justin Started To Perform On Stage As The Two Screens On Left And Right Sides Of The Stages Said "Fuck You, Blitzo.".
Blitzø Growled Like A Rabid Animal With Droll Foaming From His Mouth.
Verosika: Pack Your Bags, Sun's Out
Take A Vacay, Babe
Take It Straight To Bonetown
Humans Make Out With Others Around Them As They Kiss, Hug, And Grind On Each Other.
A Disguised Succubus Shows A Human A Popsicle With Semen Like Saliva On It As Several Other Succubi And Incubi Grin And Sneak Up On The Humans.
V Time, Free Time, Baby Relax
Self Care, No Hair, Brazilian Wax
Hardtop Succubus To The Beach
Catch Some Rays While Catching Some D
"God Dammit! Those Bitches Started His Goatish Mating Calls! Now, They're Gonna Win Those Sex Maniacs! We Gotta Pick Things Up, Guys!" Blitzø Stated.
Blitzø Was Right Next To A Guy, Who Was Busy Puking His Guts Out.
"Is He On The List, Loonie?" Blitzø Asked
"Huh? Yeah, We... We Think So." Loona Said, Looking At Vortex In His Human Disguise By The Stage.
"Good!" Blitzø Exclaimed, Taking Out His Axe.
The Guy Turned Arounf And Saw Blitzø Behind Him.
"Woah! What Are You? A Leprechaun?" The Guy Asked.
"Yeah, Pretty Cool, Huh? But, You Sure As Shit Ain't Gonna Tell Nobody." Blitzø Said As He Sliced The Humans Head.
Aurora Noticed Loona Was Staring At Vortex And Walked Up To Her.
"Hey, Auntie, Why Don't You Go Talk To Him?" Aurora Asked.
"Really? You Sure You Won't Mind?" Loona Asked.
"I Can Take It From Here. Go Talk To Him." Aurora Assured.
"Okay, Wish Me Luck." Loona Said Before Walking Off.
"All Right, Next One, Loonie. Loonie, Wait Where-" Blitzø Looked Around To Find Loona Was Missing. "WHERE'S MY BABY?!"
"Blitzø, Relax. She's Over There In The Crowd." Twyla Said.
Blitzø, Millie, Ray And Twyla Turned To See Loona Walking Over To Vortex.
Blitzø Had A Glare On His Face.
Loona Walked Over Towards Vortex, Avoiding A French Kissing Couple And Tossing Aside Bikini Bra.
A Fanboy Runs Toward Verosika On Stage But Vortex Punched Him Into The Ground, Head First.
Vortex Dragged The Man Away From The Crowd In The Distance.
Loona Sees The Male Hellhound In His Human Disguise And Tried To Go Towards Them As A Male Incubus Smirks At Loona, Eyebrows Raised.
Loona Just Rolled Her Eyes And Punched Him In The Face, Knocking Him Out.
"Now, Who Wants A Piece Of This?!" Verosika And Justin Asked.
Vitcor Tossed His Flask Into The Ocean, Creating A Gold Colored Puddle.
A Fush Got Into It And It Was Slowly Turning Into A Monster.
***
Loona Nervously Walked Up To Vortex.
"Hey... You." Loona Greeted.
"Hey. You The Hound Working For My Boss's Freaky Ex And Lilly And Twyla Told Me So Much About." Vortex Responded.
"Yeah. Sorry If That Sounds Weird." Loona Said.
"It's Cool. Her Beef Ain't Mine. I Ain't Paid Enough To Care." Vortex Said, Didn't Really Care.
"Yeah. Yeah. I'm Loona." Loona Said In A Nervous And Awkward Tone.
"Okay. I'm Vortex!" Vortex Repeated Her Nervous Tone And Smiled.
"That's Hot. I Mean Like Literally You Know Because Vortexes, You Know, They Give Off Heat. Probably. Right?" Loona Blushed As She Struggled To Fix Her Mistake.
"Uh, Yeah. I Guess. But My Friends Call Me Tex." Vortex Shrugged
"Oh, Yeah? I Wish I Had Friends." Loona Laughed Nervously. "I Mean No, I Mean, I Don't. I... I Don't Have Friends, Expect For Lilly. Wait, I Understand How You Know Lilly, But How Do You Know Twyla, Anyway?"
Before Vortex Could Answer, Blitzø Arrived And Stand Between Them.
"Am I Interrupting Something?" Blitzø Asked, Sarcastically.
"Nah, Man. Just Having A Conversation." Vortex Stated.
"'Conversation' Leads To HPV!" Blitzø Said, Pointing At Him.
Millie, Moxxie, Lilly, Striker And Twyla Were Hiding Behind Some Beer Cans.
"And... We've Lost Him." Twyla Said.
"(Sigh) Looks Like It's Up To Us To Handle This List." Moxxie Said.
"Hell, Yeah. Team M&M And Team Deadly Assassin Getting Shit Done, Making The Moneys!" Millie Exclaimed, Quietly.
They Went To Find More Targets And Killed Them.
***
"Blitzø, Get The Fuck Out Of Here! You're Going To Get Us All Into Shit." Loona Said.
"I Just Wanted To See What Was So Important That You Would Be Distracted From Your Job." Blitzø Said.
"What? We Can't Have A Break?" Loona Asked.
"We Have A Parking Spot On The Line!" Blitzø Said.
"Hey, Dude. Why Don't You Chill Out?" Vortex Asked.
"Why Don't You Two Stay Out Of It? Okay, This Is Our Business. Literally." Blitzø Said.
"Fuck, Blitzø! Why Can't Stay Out Of My Face For Like Five Minutes?!" Loona Asked, Angrily.
"Because I Adopted You And Helped You Keep Twyla! And That Should Mean Something!" Blitzø Answered, Turning Away.
"What Does It Matter?! You're Not My Real Dad! I Was Almost Eighteen! And I Was Gonna Take Twyla With Me, Anyway!" Loona Exclaimed.
"It Still Counts!" Blitzø Said.
"Well, It Shouldn't! I Didn't Need You Then, Asshole! We Don't Now!" Loona Stated, Turning Away While Crossing Her Arms.
Blitzø Turned His Head A Little, Feeling A Little Hurt.
***
Millie, Moxxie, Ray And Aurora Were Hiding Behind A Table With Steel Barrels Of Beer.
Millie Loaded A Crossbow For Moxxie To Take It Before Kissing Each Other On The Lips.
Moxxie Peeked Over And Looked For Another Criminal When A Human Man Comes Over And Threw The Beer Can Down.
"Yeah! Party! Let's Do It" The Man Exclaimed.
The Man Knocked The Cans Aside, Sending The Four Imps And Hellhound Into The Air.
Moxxie Lands In Front Of Dozens Of People And A Woman Pointed At Him In Disgust.
"Ewww! Oh My God! It's A Disgusting Possum!" A Woman Said, Drunked.
"Oh, Crumbs!" Moxxie Tried To Get Away, But One Of The Party Goers Caught Him By The Shirt Collar.
The Guy Picked Up Moxxie And Shoved Him Into A Barrel Of Beer. The Group Cheered About "Beer Possum" As They Carry The Barrel Away.
Moxxie Drinks The Beer Inside And Started To Get Drunk.
***
Loona Tried To Say Something To Blitzø, Who Was Upset And Crossed His Arms.
"Uh... Blitzø... I'm-" Loona Said Before Getting Cut Off.
"Enjoy Your Break, Loonie. I'm Gonna Go Kill Something!" Blitzø Said Before Walking Off.
"Dang, Girl. That Was Savage. You Okay?" Vortex Asked.
"Yeah, I'm Fine. He'll Get Over It. He Always Does." Loona Said.
"I'm Glad You Two Know How To Stick Up For Yourselves, At Least. Mm. It Takes A Lot Guts." Vortex Said.
"Thanks." Loona Brushed Her Hair Back, Though She Still Felt Slightly Bad.
***
Millie, Lilly, Striker And Twyla Went Over Toward A Wobbling Barrel.
Millie Tipped It Over And Moxxie And The Beer Spill Out Onto The Sand.
"Moxxie!" Millie Exclaimed.
"Did He Just Drink Half Of That Barrel?!" Aurora Asked.
"Looks Like It." Ray Answered.
"Millie... Hi! Hey! Hey, When Did You Get Four Heads? I Wanna Kiss 'em!" Moxxie Said.
"Yep. Moxxie's Drunk." Aurora Said As Millie Picked Him Up.
Suddenly, A Fish Monster Lets Out A Roar And Emerged From The Ocean. The Monster Crushed A Relaxing Human, Sending Blood Everywhere.
The Humans Scream And Run Away To Safety.
Blitzø Looked At The Monster As He Finish Choking Another Man To His Demise.
The Fish Monster Roared Again.
"Ooooh, Fish." Moxxie Pointed As The Monster Wrapped Its Tongue Around Him, Pulled Them Closer And Closed Its Mouth.
Aurora Killed A Guy With A Knife Before She Lights A Cloth On Fire And Tossed A Molotov Cocktail At The Fish, Making The Fish Loose Its Balance And Fell Down.
Aurora And Millie Rushed Into The Ocean And Sliced Up The Fish's Body With Her Knife. She Pried Open The Monster's Mouth, Seeing Moxxie Punching The Monster's Uvula.
She Reached Out Her Hand Toward Moxxie, Who Briefly Gave Her A High Five, Managed To Grab Hold Of Them And Sliced The Tongue, Freeing Both Of Them.
Moxxie Landed In Blitzø's Arms And A Human Man Celebrates After Avoiding Getting Hit By The Tongue, But Blitzø Shot Him With His Flintlock Out Of Annoyance.
Inside The Monster's Mouth, Millie Punched The Tongue As The Monster Spits Her Out As Frosty Started Wrestling With It.
"I Love That Woman." Moxxie Said.
"She Totally Pegs You, Doesn't She?" Blitzø Asked, Smirking.
"Come On, Sis! Show That Monster Who's A Bitch Boss Around Here!" Ray Exclaimed.
"You Cursed Your Head Off. I've Never Been More Proud." Blitzø Said.
Then, Aurora And Millie Sliced Off His Stomach From The Inside Before Tiredly Making Their Way Back To Shore.
"Oh Yeah, Way To Show Off, Girls!" Blitzø Congratulated.
"Is Mox Okay?" Millie Asked.
"Oh, Yeah. He's Fine." Blitzø Said As He Dropped Moxxie On The Ground.
Millie Held Moxxie As He Grinned Wit A Dopey Expression.
"This Is Funny. I'm Soooooo... Drinky." Moxxie Said Before Millie Hugged Him While Laughing.
"Sis, That Was So Cool." Ray Said Before Hugging His Big Sister.
"That Was Just A Work Out." Aurora Said, Patting His Back.
"Blitzo." Verosika Said.
"Oh, Perfect. That Must Be The Whores." Blitzø Said As He And The Rest of The Crew Glared At Them.
"That Was Handled Rather... Obvious, Don't You Think?" Verosika Smirked, Referring To The Monster Fish.
"I Don't Think This Belongs To Any Of Us." Millie Stated As She Tossed The Flask Back To Verosika, Who Caught It With One Hand, Then Drop Passed It To Another Succubus.
"Would Be A Shame If Anyone, Especially Uncle Ozzie, Found Out You Guys Were Behind A Giant Monster Fish In The Human World." Aurora Smirked Along With The Other I.M.P Members.
Moxxie Laughed, Still In His Drunken State.
"Oh Satan! You All Be So... Fucked!" Moxxie Said Before Laughing
"Yeah, Well You Three Nasty Ass Gremlins Will Be In Shit For Not Being In Disguises And For Bringing A Child!" Verosika Said, Trying To Take The Heat Off Her.
"It Wouldn't Matter If Humans Saw Us. They Drunk A Lot Of Beer, So By The Time They Go Back To Normal, They Would Just Assume It Was All In Their Heads." Aurora Stated.
Moxxie Face Planted Into The Sand.
"A Human Called Me A Possum. I Am Not A Possum!" Moxxie Said Before Face Planting Into The Sand Again
"You Know, We Could Keep This Little B Movie Scene On The Down Low If You Two Agree To Let Us Use That Parking Space." Blitzø Suggested, Acting Smug.
"...Fine." Verosika Said, Admitting In Defeat.
"We Fucking Won!" Blitzø Shouted In Victory.
"Fuck Yeah!" Millie Cheered.
"In Your Face, Bitch!" Blitzø Yelled.
Verosika And Justin Scoffed In Annoyance.
"Come On, Let's Get Out Of Here. Tex!" Verosika Called Out.
"Well, Guess It's Time To Bounce, But Hey, If You're Ever Down To Party, I'll Give You A Ring Sometime." Vortex Said.
Loona's Eyes Sparkle At The Idea.
"Really? I Mean, Heh, Yeah. Yeah." Loona Said.
"Yeah. My Girlfriend Throws A Ton Of Crazy Hound Parties." Vortex Said.
As Vortex Mentions His Girlfriend, Loona's Expression Shifted Into A Forced Smile.
"Nice. Can't Wait For My First One." Loona Responded, Feeling Dejected.
"Let's Get You Some Friends, Girl." Vortex Chuckled As He Gave Loona A Playful Punch Before Following Verosika.
Aurora Walked Up To Loona As She Noticed The Look On Her Face.
"So,... How Did It Go With Vortex?" Aurora Asked.
"He Asked If I Was Down For A Party, He'd Call Me. But,... He Already Has A Girlfriend." Loona Said.
"Don't Let It Get To You. He Missed Out On A Cool, Relax, Calm, Brave, And Beautiful Hellhound I've Ever Known." Aurora Said.
"I Guess I... Don't Really Understand The Whole Friends Thing." Loona Said.
"You Have One Of The Greatest Friends A Hellhound Could Ever Need. 'Cause You Got Me, Loons." Aurora Said Before Pulling Her In A Side Hug.
"Yeah, I Do." Loona Said, Putting Her Arm Around Her Friend.
"How About You Come Over To My Place, Order Chinese Food And Have Horror Movie Marathon With Me? That Usually Cheers Me Up." Aurora Said.
"I'm In." Loona Said.
The Two Demon Girls High Fived Each Other.
"Come On, Loonie Tooney! Rori Orie! Let's Go Back And Park Our Fat Fucking Car In Our Fat Fucking Space!" Blitzø Called Out.
"Race Ya There." Aurora Said As She Runs Off.
"Hey! I Wasn't Ready!" Loona Laughed, Catching Up With Aurora
Blitzø Jumped Into The Portal While Loona Fell Through It Backwards And Twyla Dived Into It.
Blitzø Mockingly Give Verosika And Justin Double Middle Fingers Through The Portal, Making Verosika Growl In Anger.
Meanwhile Verosika And Her Gang Huddle Together In Fear As Guns Are Aimed At Them, Surrounded By The Police.
"Put Your Hands Up, You Sick Deviants!" A Police Officer Exclaimed.
"Alright, Sluts, Get Ready To Suck A Lot Of Pig Dick." Verosika Said As She, And The Gang All Sighed And Groaned In Disgust As They Raised Their Hands.
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