I.M.P Were Driving In The Immediate Murder Professionals Van, Blitzø Was Behind The Wheel As Loona Sat In The Passenger Seat While Moxxie, Millie, Striker, Lilly And Twyla Were In The Back Seat.

Suddenly, A Rock Song Came On.

"I Love This Song!" Blitzø Said.

Blitzø: You Were The Spicy Little Demon

With The Uh Bleach Blonde Hair

As Blitzø Was Singing, Loona Looked A Little Annoyed And Moxxie, Striker And Lilly Covered Their Ears To Block The Song As Twyla Just Blocked The Noise While Millie Just Smiled, Not Bothered By The Music.

Fieeeendin' For Uh Good Lookin'

When I Caught Your Stare

Thooought It Might Be Love, But You Went

Blitzø Was Gonna Park The Van At The Office Building In The City, Only For A Pink Car To Take It.

"Oh, Holy Shit!" Blitzø Said As He Slams On The Breaks.

Blitzø Managed To Stop The Car In Time

"Oh, You Suck For Life, Do Ya? Strikes, Megaphone!" Blitzø Said.

"Fine." Striker Said, Giving Him The Megaphone.

Blitzø Went To The Passenger Seat And Yells At The People Who Took Their Spot Gets Out From The Window.

"Listen Up, You Unoriginal Pink Scum Dumb! You Have Three Goddamn Seconds To Get Your Ride Out My Parking Spot!" Blitzø Yelled Into The Megaphone.

A Man And Woman Steps Out Of Her Car With High Heels And Boots, Causing Lilly To Freeze The Moment She Recognized The Man, And Blitzø Lowered The Megaphone, Feeling Shocked.

"Oh, Shit... Verosika/ Justin!" Blitzø And Lilly Exclaimed.

Verosika Blows A Bubble Of Pink Gum Before It Pops.

"Blitzo." Verosika Said.

"Lavinia." Justin Said.

"I Should Have Known You'd Be Here. I Could Smell Fish For Miles. Which Is Odd Because I Believe The Nearest Ocean Is..." Blitzø Falls And Faceplants Onto The Ground Before Lilly Walked Over To Help him Stand Up. "...Three Rings Down!"

"And I Should Have Known You'd Be Here When I Heard The Amber Alerts." Verosika Said, Holding Her Flask.

"You Got Some Nerve Coming Here, You Good For Nothing Prick! I Should've Known You'd Come Here, I Could Smell Skunks For Miles! Which Is Weird, 'Cause I Believe You Could Find Them Four Rings Down!" Lilly Exclaimed.

"And I Should've Known You'd Be Here When I Heard The Deadly Flower Of Hell Works Here." Justin Commented

"Oh, Yeah? I'm Surprised They Let Your Fat Ass Out Of Rehab. I Can See You're Still A Drunken Whore, Verosika, Clutching Onto That Beelzejuice Bottle Like It's The Last Cock In Hell!" Blitzø Commented.

"I'm Surprised Some Prick Had The Nerve To Bail You Out Of Fucking Prison! I Can Still See That You're Still The Same Drunken Fucksucker, Clutching Onto That Spirytus Flask Of Yours Like It's The Last Dick In All Of Hell!" Lilly Yelled.

Verosika Flipped Her Long Hair Back, Dramatically.

"They Let Us Out Because We're Still Famous, And Rehab And Prison Is For Sad, Loser Wash Ups." Verosika Took A Drink From Her Bottle And Wipes Her Mouth With Her Thumb. "...So Your Sister And Cousin Says Hi."

"Why Are You Two Parking Here?! This Is The Only Parking Spot My Company Has. So Take Your Tampon Race Car Somewhere Else." Blitzø Said

"Actually, Prick, It Has Our Names On It." Verosika Pointed Down To Her Name Written In Purple And Green Spray Paint By Their Feet. I.M.P Was Crossed Out On The Ground. "We're Doing A Bit Of Freelance For One Of The Infinitely More Successful Companies In The Building."

"No Way...", Loona Watches From The Van In Awe.

"Who's That Creep?" Twyla Asked.

"You Don't Know Verosika Mayday?!" Loona Asked.

"I Know Verosika Mayday. I Just Don't Know Who That Guy With Her." Twyla Said.

"And They Wanted To Have Us Come In This Week To Lead Their Team During Spring Break." Justin Finished.

"A Week?! No, No, You Are Not Parking Here For A Freaking Week!" Blitzø Stated.

"Aw, You Mad, Blitzo?" Veroika Took Her Shades Off. "You Gonna Run Off, Leaving Someone Else To Pay For The Hotel Room, Steal Their Car-"

Blitzø Caught On To What He's Saying And Speaks With Her, Rolling His Eyes. "And Run Three Rings To Wrath And Used My/ Your Credit Cards On Shitty Horse Riding Lessons!" Verosika And Blitzø Said In Unison.

"God Dammit, Whore, You Will Not Let That Go!" Blitzø Stomped Her Foot.

"Choke On A Sandpaper, Cock." Verosika Flipped Him, Ready To Walk Away.

Loona And Twyla Lowered Their Heads As Verosika Walked Passed Them.

"Hold On, You Better Move That Pussy Wagon Right Now Or I'm Gonna-" Blitzø Got Cut Off A Male Hellhound Bodyguard Approached.

"You'll What?" The Hellhound Asked, Threateningly.

"Or I'll, Uh... I'll Call HR." Blitzø Joked.

Blitzø, Lilly, Justin, Verosika And The Hellhound Laughed For A Few Seconds Before Getting Serious Again.

"Vortex!" Lilly Exclaimed.

"Lilly." Vortex Said.

"You Two Know Each Other?!" Justin And Blitzø Asked.

"He's My Best Friend When We Were In High School Together." Lilly Answered.

"Anyway, Meet My New Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike You, He Actually Do His Job Well. Ta Ta, Fuck Stain." Verosika Said As She, Justin And Vortex Walks Off.

"Ugh, I Wasted So Much Time With A Bag Of Holes Like That." Blitzø Mumbled.

"You're Not The Only One Who Thinks That, Blitzø." Lilly Stated.

"You Know Verosika Mayday?!" Loona Asked, Getting Out Of The Car.

"The Popstar?!" Twyla Added.

"Lilly, You Know Hell's Famous Country Popstar, Justin Timberspark?!" Striker Asked.

"Huh? Oh, Yeah. Her. Yeah. We Dated." Blitzø Answered, Crossed His Arms.

"And Yes, I Know Justin Timberspark! He Used To Be My Friend And We Used To Fucking Date! Unfortunately." Lilly Said.

"Was It Before Or After They Became Famous Popstars?" Millie Asked.

"You Two Dated A Popstar?!" Moxxie Got Out Of The Car.

"Okay, Why Are You All Acting Like That's Such A Shock?" Blitzø Questioned.

"Hello? It's Verosika Mayday." Loona Said.

"It's... You." Millie Said.

"It's The Both Of You." Striker Said, Bluntly.

"I Just... Is She Blind? Suffering Some Form Of Brain Damage?" Moxxie Guessed.

"Was Verosika Drunk? Also Lilly, Since When Were You Interested In A Guy Like Him?" Twyla Asked.

"Yeah. I Didn'tExpect To Date Someone Like Him." Moxxie Stated.

"Okay, Guys, Look, You Are All Making This Into A Way Bigger Deal Than It Needs To Be." Lilly Stated.

"Lilly's Right. I Don't Pry Into Your Stupid Personal Lives." Blitzø Said.

"You Do That All The Time, Sir!" Moxxie Yelled.

"You Totally Do That." Loona Said.

"Oh, Come On. You Kinda Do That." Millie Stated.

"That Is A Fat Ass Lie And You Know It!" Twyla Exclaimed.

"May I Remind You Of How Many Times I Caught You Breaking Into My Home?!" Striker Asked.

"And The Times I Caught You Watching Me Sleep!" Lilly Added.

"What Was Sex With Them Like?" Millie Asked.

"Millie!" Moxxie Exclaimed, Covering Twyla's Ears.

"Mildred!" Striker Scolded

"What? It's A Popstar! You'd Want To Know What Sex With Michael Crawford Was Like." Millie Said.

"Besides, Striker, You'd Want To Know What Sex With Carrie Underwood Was Like." Loona Stated.

Millie And Loona Smirked Knowingly As Moxxie And Striker Opened Their Mouths To Argue, But Realized The Girls Had A Point.

"Touché." Moxxie Said.

"You're... Not Wrong." Striker Said.

"Okay, Look, Let's Just Drop It. Millie, Find A Temporary Spot For The Car, Okay? Loonie, Moxxie, Lilly, Strikes, Twylie, Let's Go Handle This Shit." Blitzø Said.

***

Blitzø, Moxxie, Loona, Striker, Lilly, And Twyla Walked Out Of The Elevator In The Hotel.

"You Think They Saw Me?" Loona Asked.

"I Doubt It. They Were Busy Irritating Blitzø And Lilly To Even Notice." Twyla Stated.

"Fuck! I Did My Makeup Shitty Today." Loona Said.

Blitzø Smiled At Her With Shining Eyes.

"Oh, You Look Perfect, Loonie. Like Always." Blitzø Cooed.

Loona Narrowed Her Eyes And Scowled.

"Shut Up, Da—". Blitzø Looked At Her With Adoration On His Face. Loona Caught Herself And Shoved Him Aside. "Urgh! Blitzø!"

Loona Checked Herself In A Hand Held Mirror, Stepping Over Blitzø Before She Accidentally Bumped Into Vorex, "Oh, Whoa..." Loona Starts To Blush And Her Tail Wagged As He Looks At Her.

"Ooh, Loona Has A Crush." Lilly Said.

"I Am So Using This For Blackmail." Twyla Stated, Taking A Picture.

Blitzø Smiled At Her Before He Gasped In Shock.

Blitzø Moved Between Loona And Vortex With His Arms Out.

"Alright, Big Man, Where's Your Bitch Bag Of An Employer?" Blitzø Asked.

Vortex Mentioned To A Nearby Room With Neon Pink Hearts Over Double Doors. "V" And "M" Are Spray Painted On The Door Windows.

"They're In Her Office. There Wasn't Room On The Second Floor So They Rented One Here On This One. Cheaper..." Vortex Explained.

"Oh, Come On!" Blitzø Complained.

"You Mean To Fucking Tell Me We Have Deal Those Bitches At Work, Too?!" Lilly Asked.

Vortex Scoffed Before Walking Away. "Sorry, Man. Sorry, Lilly."

"It's Fine, Vortex. It's Not Your Fault." Lilly Sighed As She Pinched Her Nose.

"Oh, No You Don't, Bitch." Blitzø Muttered.

"Sir, How About You Let Me Go In And Try To Reason With Her? I Don't Really Listen To What's Classified As 'Pop Genre' Music, So Her Status To Me Is Name Recognition Alone..." Blitzø Tuned Moxxie Out With A Glare.

"Moxxie, Shut The Fuck Up." Blitzø Said.

"All Righty Then." Moxxie Pushed Open The Doors And Goes Inside.

"I'm Going To Go Make Sure He Doesn't Get Into Deeper Shit." Lilly Said, Following Moxxie.

"I Don't Know Who I Should Be Worried For. Lilly Or Moxxie." Twyla Said.

The Silhouettes Of Lilly, Moxxie, Justin, Verosika, And Her Gang Of Demons Are Seen Through The Glass Window.

"Hello, Mr. Justin Miss Verosika, Was It? Lilly And I Work For I.M.P And It Is Actually Rather Important For Us To Retain The Singular Parking Space We Were Assigned Because-"

One Of The Succubi Pointed To Moxxie And Cuts Him Off. 

"Aw, Look At The Little One. He's Got A Wittle Bow Tie."

"Please Don't Condescend Me, Ma'am." Moxxie Said.

"Want A Kissy, Little Guy?" An Incubus Asked.

Lilly Stepped In Front Of Moxxie And Tried To Defend Him.

"He's Married, Thank You Very Much. So, Don't Get Ideas, Whore!" Lilly Stated.

"Hey, Take It Easy, Lavinia. We Can Give You A Little Sugar Too If You Want", Justin Said, Seductively.

Lilly Backed Away From Him A Bit, With Moxxie Still In Her Protection.

"In Case You Forgot, You're Already On My Blacklist, Dumbass! So, Don't You Dare Make It Worse, You Bat Winged Slut Face!" Lilly Said.

The Gang Of Demons Surrounded The Two As Verosika Talks To Them.

"Hey, Why Don't You Two Send A Little Message From Me Back To Your Limp Dick Boss?" Verosika Suggested.

Knowing What's Coming, Lilly Pushed Moxxie Out The Door But Accidentally Trapped Herself As She Gets Sexually Assaulted By The Succubi Gang.

"Get The Fuck Off Me!" Lilly Yelled.

Blitzø And Striker Rushed And Banged His Hands Against The Window.

"Leave Her Alone, You Slutty Assholes!" Striker Exclaimed.

"Lilly, Don't Let Them Access To Any Of Your Holes!" Blitzø Instructed..

Lilly Raced Back Into The Hall, Panting With Her Back Against The Door. She's Trying To Catch Her Breath And Shaken With Red Lipstick Kisses All Over Her Face.

Twyla, Moxxie And Loona Both Rush To Her Side.

"Are You Okay? That Did Not Look So Good." Moxxie Said.

"You Don't Really Look Too Good Either." Loona Stated.

"I'm Fine... I Think I Need... To Lie Down Now." Lilly Said, Passing Out And Loona Caught Her.

"This Is My Fault. Maybe Talking Wasn't Really A Good Choice... Sir?" Moxxie Asked.

"Uh, Striker, You Okay?" Twyla Questioned.

Blitzø And Striker Just Stared At Lilly's Unconscious Body As They Turn Red With Rage.

"Oh, This Won't STAND!" Blitzø And Striker Exclaimed.

***

Blitzø And Striker Kicked The Door Open, Causing Justin, Verosika And Her Group To Look At Them.

"All Right, *****! That's It!" Blitzø Stomped Towards Them With Anger.

"No One, And I Mean No One, Ever Fucks Up Lilly Like That And Gets Away With It!" Striker Yelled.

"And If You're Gonna Be Shitty To My Employees Then I Challenge You To A Fucking... Challenge! Fuck, I Said That Twice." Blitzø Said.

"Ya Think?" Striker Asked, Bluntly.

"Mmm. Are These Imp Boys Starting A Demon Duel?" Another Succubus, Asked.

"I Think He Is! What's The Game Then, Blitzo?" Verosika Asked, Leaning Towards Blitzø.

"Every Year, You STD Spreaders Go Up Topside For Easy Pickings While Spring Break Is A Prime Time For Crime Of All Kinds." Striker Stated.

So, I Bet... You Succu-Bitches Can't Fuck As Many People As We Can Off By The End Of The Day." Blitzø Stated.

Justin, Verosika And Her Group Laughed As Blitzø Glared At Them.

"Oh, You're Serious. Game On... Bitch." Verosika Said.

***

Blitzø Stands In Front Of The Whiteboard With An Easel With Drawings On Paper As The Other I.M.P Members Sit At A Table And Listen.

"All Right, Shut Your Assholes, Guys. Here's How We're Gonna Do This Shit. First, We Find A Fuck Ton Of Cilents, We Portal Up We Have Our Fun Murder Time As Per Usual, We Pile All The Criminals In A Big Fucking Canoe, We Push Said Canoe Into Some Water. We Light It On Fire To Attract The Sharks And Eagles And Shit. And Maybe A Goose Too. Fuck It. They Come And Eat The Bodies, We Win The Bet, We Rub It In That Sloppy Bitch's Drunken Whore Ass Face. Do You Have Any Questions?" Blitzø Asked After Explaining The Plan.

"Uh, Yeah." Moxxie Raised His Hand. "Why Was All Of That Nonsense?"

"That Wasn't A Question." Blitzø Said.

"That Wasn't A Plan." Moxxie Said.

"Actually, That Was A Question And That Was A Plan, But They Were Just Both Stupid" Lilly Said, Raising Her Hand

Blitzø Puts His Arm Around Moxxie And Turned To Lilly.

"I'm Sorry, But That Was A Flawless Presentation Of What We Should Do, Lil. It's Not My Fault He's Got A Smooth Little Brain Upstairs And It's Rubbing Off On You." Blitzø Said.

"A What Now?" Moxxie Asked.

"I'm Calling You Slow, Moxxie. God, Why Don't You Learn To Take Criticism, You Talentless Baby Dick Troll?" Blitzø Points Several Times Into Moxxie's Chest.

In Anger, Moxxie Stands Up On The Table And Points At Blitzø. "Well, Why Don't You Take An Art Class?"

Blitzø Grabbed Moxxie And Threw Him Back On His Chair. "Why Don't You See How Expensive They Are?!"

"And Why Don't You Two Stop Screaming Like Jerks?!" Lilly Joined In.

"Blitzø, I Hate To Be A Buzzkill, But How Are Gonna So Many Targets For Us To Kill By The End Of The Day? We're Going Against A Group Succubus And Incubus. Everyone Knows That They Lustful Manipulation And Sexual Triggers." Twyla Explained.

"Starlight's Right. It's Not Gonna Be Easy." Striker Said, Agreeing.

"Just... Use Your Imaginations." Blitzø Answered.

Twyla And Striker Just Rolled Their Eyes.

"Hey, Is There A Way I Can Come With You Guys This Time?" Loona Asked.

"Is It So You Can See Vortex Again?" Twyla Asked, Smirking.

"What? No." Loona Said, Blushing A Little

Blitzø Crossed His Arms In Disapproval.

"Absolutely Not. I Forbid It. Not Gonna Happen. Sorry, Sweetie. Spring Break Is No Place For Young Vulnerable Goth Girls. You Know The Kind Of Freaks Up There Who'd Drool All Over You!" Blitzø Stated.

All Seven Characters Glared At The Camera, Breaking The Fourth Wall.

"Well, Aunt Loona And I Can Blend In With Humans Easy Enough." Twyla Said.

" Exactly. Just Let Me Tag Along." Loona Said.

"Wait, Say That Again." Blitzø Said.

"I Can Blend In...?" Loona Repeated Herself.

"Do You Have A Human Disguise?" Millie Asked.

"Yeah. Don't You?" Loona Asked.

"Yes." Lilly Said.

Blitzø, Millie, Moxxie And Striker Nervously Looked At Each Other, Eyes Side To Side.

"You Four Have Been Screwing Around On Earth This Whole Fucking Time Without Human Disguises?!" Loona Asked, Getting Up From Her Seat.

"Okay, New Plan. Loonie, Lilly And Twylie Can Help Lure The Humans To Us And We'll Take Care Of The Rest. Okay, How About That?" Blitzø Asked.

"Flawless Logic." Millie Said.

"I Wouldn't Say Flawless, But Good Enough." Twyla Said.

"I Think You're Missing The Biggest Issue, Sir. Isn't Crucial To Have A Cilent Who Demands Enough Kills To Win This Bet? We Aren't Just Going Up There To Massacre" Moxxie Stated.

"Even Though I'm Willing To Do That Right Now." Lilly Said.

Everyone Looked At Lilly In Shock.

"The Fact That That Good For Nothing Fucking Whore Is Back In My Life Again Is Making Me Have A Bad Day, Okay?!" Lilly Exclaimed.

"Lilly, Hon, We're Gonna Need You To Calm Down." Millie Said.

"I. Am. Calm!" Lilly Said As Her Eyes Glowed And Her Hair Flared Up.

"I've Never Seen Her This Angry Before. Have You?" Twyla Asked, Quietly.

"I Don't Think So." Striker Whispered Back.

"Ooookay, But I Got That Covered, Mox." Blitzø Said.

***

Blitzø Puts Up A FlyerThat Said, "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" With Drawings Of Himself, A Dead Victim And Horses.

"Now, We Wait." Blitzø Said.

"Sir, There Is No Way We're Gonna Find A Lot Of Criminals By The End Of The Day With One Poorly Spelled Bad Grammar Flyer." Moxxie Said.

"Moxxie, You'd Be Surprised On How Much People Will Be Willing To Pay When There's A Good Deal." Lilly.

The Three Imps Look To See Demons Lining Up, Looking At The Flyer.

"See What I Mean?" Lilly Grinned Smugly As Blitzø Elbowed Moxxie Before Strolling Toward The Other Demons.

"Now, Who's First?" Blitzø Asked.

***

People Happily Walked Around, Relax And Talk On The Beach, While Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Striker, Lilly, Twyla and Loona Hide Behind Coral Covered Rocks Under A Dock.

"Now, Remember? We Can't Be Seen, Alright? And Loose Shots Will Likely Cause A Panic. So, Loona And Lilly Can Help With Leading Targets To A Better Spot To Off Them." Blitzø Explained. "You Got The List, Loonie?"

Lilly, Loona And Twyla Skims A Long List In The Grown Hellhound's Hands And The Two Helhounds Gives It A Sniff.

"Got It." Loona Said.

"Shouldn't Be A Problem." Lilly Said.

"Piece Of Cake." Twyla Said.

They Stood Up And In A Swirling Flash Of Blue Light And Turned Into A Human Versions Of Themselves.

(Loona)

(Lilly)

(Lilly Is Wearing Her Everyday Clothes)

(Twyla) (A/N: Ignore The Right Hand Glove)

The Four Imps Looked At Them In Shock.

"Oh, Loonie, Twylie, Look At You Two! You Look Downright Awful! I Am So Proud." Blitzø Said.

"I Feel Embarrassed Like This." Lilly Said.

"Relax. You Look Great." Twyla Said.

"Now That's Out of The Way, Fetch!" Blitzø Said.

Loona, Lilly And Twyla Peered In Front Of Them As Their Target Humans Were Outlined In Red In Their Visions.

Loona Smirked And Strolled Over To A Tall Man Wearing Sunglasses As She Moved A Finger Toward His Chest And Gave Him A Flirtatious Grin Before She Motioned Behind Her And To A Private Alleyway.

Loona Lead Him Into The Alleyway And Leaned Against The Wall.

The Man Reached Out To Grab Her In Lust But Is Shot In The Head By Blitzø Spying On The Roof.

He Gives Loona A Thumbs Up.

***

Later, A Blonde Man Ran Towards Loona In An Alleyway With A Hungry Lustful Look On His Face, But He Got Caught In A Noose By Blitzø.

***

On A Rooftop, A Brown Haired Man Leaned In To Kiss Lilly, But Striker Knocked Him Off The Roof With A Kick.

The Man Fell Into A Dumpster That Moxxie Slammed Shut.

Then, Loona Walked With A Fat Man Down The Sidewalk And Twyla Made A Flower Pot Crash Into His Head.

***

Blitzø Killed A Woman With A Knife, Millie Killed A White Haired Woman With A Spiked Baseball Bat, And Another Woman Got Shot In The Head By Twyla.

***

Blitzø And The Gang Put The Bodies In Bloodstained Dark Trash Bags, Closing Them.

"Alright, That's Twelve Kills In The Bag. I Like To See That Waily Snatch Orgasm That Many-" Blitzø Said. 

Then, Verosika And Justin Were Putting On A Show.

https://youtu.be/yLxra9IsjNE

"All Right, Spring Breakers! Y'all Ready To Get Crazy And Make Some Really Bad Choices?!" Verosika Asked The Crowd.

The Crowd Cheered For Her As Her Fans Went Crazy.

"Verosika!" A Fanboy Screamed.

"Justin!" A Fangirl Cried Out.

"This Is Your Final Boarding Call. All Abroad." Justin Said.

Verosika And Justin Started To Perform On Stage As The Two Screens On Left Sides Of The Stages Said "Fuck You, Blitzo." And The One On The Right Said "Go Fuck Yourself, Lavinia".

Lilly Glared At Them As Her Hair Flared Up While Blitzø Growled Like A Rabid Animal With Droll Foaming From His Mouth.

Verosika: Pack Your Bags, Sun's Out

Justin: Take A Vacay, Babe

Verosika And Justin: Take It Straight To Bonetown

Humans Make Out With Others Around Them As They Kiss, Hug, And Grind On Each Other.

A Disguised Succubus Shows A Human A Popsicle With Semen Like Aaliva On It As Several Other Succubi And Incubi Grin And Sneak Up On The Humans.

V Time, Free Time, Baby Relax

Self Care, No Hair, Brazilian Wax

Hardtop Succubus To The Beach

Catch Some Rays While Catching Some D

"God Dammit! Those Bitches Started His Goatish Mating Calls! Now, They're Gonna Win Those Sex Maniacs! We Gotta Pick Things Up, Guys!" Blitzø Stated.

Blitzø Was Right Next To A Guy, Who Was Busy Puking His Guts Out.

"Is He On The List, Loonie?" Blitzø Asked

"Huh? Yeah, We... We Think So." Loona Said, Looking At Vortex In His Human Disguise By The Stage.

"Good!" Blitzø Exclaimed, Taking Out His Axe.

The Guy Turned Arounf And Saw Blitzø Behind Him.

"Woah! What Are You? A Leprechaun?" The Guy Asked.

"Yeah, Pretty Cool, Huh? But, You Sure As Shit Ain't Gonna Tell Nobody." Blitzø Said As He Sliced The Humans Head.

Twyla Noticed Loona Was Staring At Vortex And Walked Up To Her.

"Hey, Auntie, Why Don't You Go Talk To Him?" Twyla Asked.

"Really? You Sure You Won't Mind?" Loona Asked.

"Lilly And I Can Take It From Here. Go Talk To Him." Twyla Assured.

"Okay, Wish Me Luck." Loona Said Before Walking Off.

"All Right, Next One, Loonie. Loonie, Wait Where-" Blitzø Looked Around To Find Loona Was Missing. "WHERE'S MY BABY?!"

"Blitzø, Relax. She's Over There In The Crowd." Twyla Said.

Blitzø, Millie, Striker, Lilly And Twyla Turned To See Loona Walking Over To Vortex.

Blitzø Had A Glare On His Face.

"Would Look At That?" Striker Said, Smugly.

"Oh, Shut Up, Strikes. That'll Be Your Daughter When You And Lilly Tie The Knot And She Pegs You!" Blitzø Stated.

"Blitzø!" Striker Yelled, Blushing Deeply.

"Huh? Wait, What Was That?" Lilly Asked, Wasn't Paying Attention.

"It Wasn't Important!" Striker Answered.

Loona Walked Over Towards Vortex, Avoiding A French Kissing Couple And Tossing Aside Bikini Bra.

A Fanboy Runs Toward Verosika On Stage But Vortex Punched Him Into The Ground, Head First.

Vortex Dragged The Man Away From The Crowd In The Distance.

Loona Sees The Male Hellhound In His Human Disguise And Tried To Go Towards Them As A Male Incubus Smirks At Loona, Eyebrows Raised.

Loona Just Rolled Her Eyes And Punched Him In The Face, Knocking Him Out.

"Now, Who Wants A Piece Of This?!" Verosika And Justin Asked.

Vitcor Tossed His Flask Into The Ocean, Creating A Gold Colored Puddle.

A Fush Got Into It And It Was Slowly Turning Into A Monster.

***

Loona Nervously Walked Up To Vortex.

"Hey... You." Loona Greeted.

"Hey. You The Hound Working For My Boss's Freaky Ex And Lilly And Twyla Told Me So Much About." Vortex Responded.

"Yeah. Sorry If That Sounds Weird." Loona Said.

"It's Cool. Her Beef Ain't Mine. I Ain't Paid Enough To Care." Vortex Said, Didn't Really Care.

"Yeah. Yeah. I'm Loona." Loona Said In A Nervous And Awkward Tone.

"Okay. I'm Vortex!" Vortex Repeated Her Nervous Tone And Smiled.

"That's Hot. I Mean Like Literally You Know Because Vortexes, You Know, They Give Off Heat. Probably. Right?" Loona Blushed As She Struggled To Fix Her Mistake.

"Uh, Yeah. I Guess. But My Friends Call Me Tex." Vortex Shrugged

"Oh, Yeah? I Wish I Had Friends." Loona Laughed Nervously. "I Mean No, I Mean, I Don't. I... I Don't Have Friends, Expect For Lilly. Wait, I Understand How You Know Lilly, But How Do You Know Twyla, Anyway?"

Before Vortex Could Answer, Blitzø Arrived And Stand Between Them.

"Am I Interrupting Something?" Blitzø Asked, Sarcastically.

"Nah, Man. Just Having A Conversation." Vortex Stated.

"'Conversation' Leads To HPV!" Blitzø Said, Pointing At Him.

Millie, Moxxie, Lilly, Striker And Twyla Were Hiding Behind Some Beer Cans.

"And... We've Lost Him." Twyla Said.

"(Sigh) Looks Like It's Up To Us To Handle This List." Moxxie Said.

"Hell, Yeah. Team M&M And Team Deadly Assassin Getting Shit Done, Making The Moneys!" Millie Exclaimed, Quietly.

They Went To Find More Targets And Killed Them.

***

"Blitzø, Get The Fuck Out Of Here! You're Going To Get Us All Into Shit." Loona Said.

"I Just Wanted To See What Was So Important That You Would Be Distracted From Your Job." Blitzø Said.

"What? We Can't Have A Break?" Loona Asked.

"We Have A Parking Spot On The Line!" Blitzø Said.

"Hey, Dude. Why Don't You Chill Out?" Vortex Asked.

"Why Don't You Two Stay Out Of It? Okay, This Is Our Business. Literally." Blitzø Said.

"Fuck, Blitzø! Why Can't Stay Out Of My Face For Like Five Minutes?!" Loona Asked, Angrily.

"Because I Adopted You And Helped You Keep Twyla! And That Should Mean Something!" Blitzø Answered, Turning Away.

"What Does It Matter?! You're Not My Real Dad! I Was Almost Eighteen! And I Was Gonna Take Twyla With Me, Anyway!" Loona Exclaimed.

"It Still Counts!" Blitzø Said.

"Well, It Shouldn't! Twyla And I Didn't Need You Then, Asshole! We Don't Now!" Loona Stated, Turning Away While Crossing Her Arms.

Blitzø Turned His Head A Little, Feeling A Little Hurt.

***

Millie, Moxxie, Striker, Lilly And Twyla Were Hiding Behind A Table With Steel Barrels Of Beer.

Millie Loaded A Crossbow For Moxxie To Take It Before Kissing Each Other On The Lips.

Moxxie Peeked Over And Looked For Another Criminal When A Human Man Comes Over And Threw The Beer Can Down.

"Yeah! Party! Let's Do It" The Man Exclaimed.

The Man Knocked The Cans Aside, Sending The Four Imps And Hellhound Into The Air.

Moxxie Lands In Front Of Dozens Of People And A Woman Pointed At Him In Disgust.

"Ewww! Oh My God! It's A Disgusting Possum!" A Woman Said, Drunked.

"Oh, Crumbs!" Moxxie Tried To Get Away, But One Of The Party Goers Caught Him By The Shirt Collar.

The Guy Picked Up Moxxie And Shoved Him Into A Barrel Of Beer. The Group Cheered About "Beer Possum" As They Carry The Barrel Away.

Moxxie Drinks The Beer Inside And Started To Get Drunk.

***

Loona Tried To Say Something To Blitzø, Who Was Upset And Crossed His Arms.

"Uh... Blitzø... I'm-" Loona Said Before Getting Cut Off.

"Enjoy Your Break, Loonie. I'm Gonna Go Kill Something!" Blitzø Said Before Walking Off.

"Dang, Girl. That Was Savage. You Okay?" Vortex Asked.

"Yeah, I'm Fine. He'll Get Over It. He Always Does." Loona Said.

"I'm Glad You Two Know How To Stick Up For Yourselves, At Least. Mm.It Takes A Lot Guts." Vortex Said.

"Thanks." Loona Brushed Her Hair Back, Though She Still Felt Slightly Bad.

***

Millie, Lilly, Striker And Twyla Went Over Toward A Wobbling Barrel.

Millie Tipped It Over And Moxxie And The Beer Spill Out Onto The Sand.

"Moxxie!" Millie Exclaimed.

"Did He Just Drink Half Of That Barrel?!" Twyla Asked.

"Looks Like It." Lilly Answered.

"Millie... Hi! Hey! Hey, When Did You Get Four Heads? I Wanna Kiss 'em!" Moxxie Said.

"Yep. Vermin's Drunk." Striker Said As Millie Picked Him Up.

Suddenly, A Fish Monster Lets Out A Roar And Emerged From The Ocean. The Monster Crushed A Relaxing Human, Sending Blood Everywhere.

The Humans Scream And Run Away To Safety.

Blitzø Looked At The Monster As He Finish Choking Another Man To His Demise.

The Fish Monster Roared Again.

"Ooooh, Fish." Moxxie Pointed As The Monster Wrapped Its Tongue Around Him And Lilly, Pulled Them Closer And Closed Its Mouth.

Millie Killed A Guy With A Knife Before She Lights A Cloth On Fire And Tossed A Molotov Cocktail At The Fish, Making The Fish Loose Its Balance And Fell Down.

Millie Rushed Into The Ocean And Sliced Up The Fish's Body With Her Knife. She Pried Open The Monster's Mouth, Seeing Lilly And Moxxie Punching The Monster's Uvula.

She Reached Out Her Hand Toward Moxxie, Who Briefly Gave Her A High Five, Managed To Grab Hold Of Them And Sliced The Tongue, Freeing Both Of Them.

Moxxie Landed In Blitzø's Arms As Lilly Landed In Twyla's Arms.

A Human Man Celebrates After Avoiding Getting Hit By The Tongue, But Blitzø Shot Him With His Flintlock Out Of Annoyance As Twyla Puts Lilly Down.

Inside The Monster's Mouth, Millie Punched The Tongue As The Monster Spits Her Out As Frosty Started Wrestling With It.

"I Love That Girl." Moxxie Said.

"She Totally Pegs You, Doesn't She?" Blitzø Asked, Smirking.

"Come On, Millie! Show That Monster Who's A Boss Around Here!" Twyla Exclaimed.

Then, She Sliced Off His Stomach From The Inside Before Tiredly Making Her Way Back To Shore.

"Oh Yeah, Way To Show Off, Mills!" Twyla Congratulated.

"Are Lilly And Mox Okay?" Millie Asked.

"Oh, Yeah. They're Fine." Blitzø Said As He Dropped MoxxieOn The Ground.

Millie Held Moxxie As He Grinned Wit A Dopey Expression.

"This Is Funny. I'm Soooooo... Drinky." Moxxie Said Before Millie Hugged Him While Laughing.

"Okay, This Is Too Wholesome For My Liking." Blitzø Said.

"Same." Striker Said.

"Don't Be Jealous That You Don't Have A Special Someone." Lilly Said, Playfully Punching Striker's Shoulder.

"Blitzo." Verosika Said.

"Lavinia." Justin Said.

"Oh, Perfect. That Must Be The Whores." Blitzø Said As He And The Rest of The Crew Glared At Them.

"That Was Handled Rather... Obvious, Don't You Think?" Verosika Smirked, Referring To The Monster Fish.

"Yeah, I'm A Hundred Percent Sure That This Doesn't Belong To Any Of Us. This Washed To Shore By The Monster." Twyla Stated As She Tossed The Flask Back To Verosika, Who Caught It With One Hand, Then Drop Passed It To Another Succubus.

"Would Be A Shame If Anyone Found Out You Guys Were Behind A Giant Monster Fish In The Human World." Millie Smirked Along With The Other I.M.P Members.

Moxxie Laughed, Still In His Drunken State.

"Oh Satan! You All Be So... Fucked!" Moxxie Said Before Laughing

"Yeah, Well You Four Nasty Ass Gremlins Will Be In Shit For Not Being In Disguises And For Bringing A Child!" Justin Said, Trying To take The Heat Off Verosika.

"It Wouldn't Matter If Humans Saw Us. They Drunk A Lot Of Beer, So By The Time They Go Back To Normal, They Would Just Assume It Was Their Imaginations." Lilly Stated.

Moxxie Face Planted Into The Sand.

"A Human Called Me A Possum. I Am Not A Possum!" Moxxie Said Before Face Planting Into The Sand Again

"You Know, We Could Keep This Little B Movie Scene On The Down Low If You Two Agree To Let Us Use That Parking Space." Blitzø Suggested, Acting Smug.

"...Fine." Verosika And Justin Said, Admiting In Defeat.

"We Fucking Won!" Blitzø Shouted In Victory.

"Fuck Yeah!" Millie Cheered.

"In Your Face, Bitch!" Blitzø Yelled.

Verosika And Justin Scoffed In Annoyance.

"Come On, Let's Get Out Of Here. Tex!" Verosika Called Out.

"Well, Guess It's Time To Bounce, But Hey, If You're Ever Down To Party, I'll Give You A Ring Sometime." Vortex Said.

Loona's Eyes Sparkle At The Idea.

"Really? I Mean, Heh, Yeah. Yeah." Loona Said.

"Yeah. My Girlfriend Throws A Ton Of Crazy Hound Parties." Vortex Said.

As Vortex Mentions His Girlfriend, Loona's Expression Shifted Into A Forced Smile.

"Nice. Can't Wait For My First One." Loona Responded, Feeling Dejected.

"Let's Get You Some Friends, Girl." Vortex Chuckled As He Gave Loona A Playful Punch Before Following Verosika.

Then, Striker Walked Up To Lilly, Who Was In Her Real Form.

"So, How Does It Feel To Beat Your Ex?" Striker Asked.

"Fan-fucking-tastic. I'm Totally Telling My Brother And Sister In Law About This." Lilly Said.

"I'm Sure You Are." Striker Said.

"You Know, Blitzø Told How You Stood Justin For Fucking Me." Lilly Stated.

"He... He Did?" Striker Asked.

"And I Think That Was Really Sweet Of You." Lilly Said.

"Oh! Well, I-I-I Just Wanted To Make Sure He Doesn't Do It Again." Striker Said.

"Oh, I Know You Do And You Know I Can Handle Him Myself. Besides, I Prefer Strong, Sensitive Cowboys, Anyway." Lilly Said As She Puts Striker's Hat Over His Eyes.

"I Ain't Sensitive, Lil' Lady." Striker Said, Fixing His Hat.

"Too Bad. You Are... To Me." Lilly Said Before She Kissed His Cheek.

Striker Blushed Deeply As His Tail Rattled Like Crazy.

Twyla Walked Up To Loona As She Noticed The Look On Her Face.

"So,... How Bad Did It Go?" Twyla Asked.

"He Asked If I Was Down For A Party, He'd Call Me. But,... He Already Has A Girlfriend." Loona Said.

"Don't Let It Get To You. He Missed Out On A Cool, Relax, Calm, Brave, And Beautiful Hellhound I've Ever Known." Twyla Said.

"I Guess I... Don't Really Understand The Whole Friends Thing." Loona Said.

"You Have One Of The Greatest Friends A Hellhound Could Ever Need. 'Cause You Got Me, Auntie." Twya Said Before Hugging Loona's Waist.

"Yeah, I Do." Loona Said, Rubbing Her God Daughter's Head.

"Come On, Loonie Tooney! Twylie Wyllie! Let's Go Back And Park Our Fat Fucking Car In Our Fat Fucking Space!" Blitzø Called Out.

"Race Ya There." Twyla Said As She Runs Off.

"Hey! I Wasn't Ready!" Loona Laughed, Catching Up With Twyla

Blitzø Jumped Into The Portal While Loona Fell Through It Backwards And Twyla Dived Into It.

Blitzø And Lilly Mockingly Give Verosika And Justin Double Middle Fingers Through The Portal, Making Them Growl In Anger.

Meanwhile, Justin, Verosika And Her Gang Huddle Together In Fear As Guns Are Aimed At Them, Surrounded By The Police.

"Put Your Hands Up, You Sick Deviants!" A Police Officer Exclaimed.

"Alright, Sluts, Get Ready To Suck A Lot Of Pig Dick." Verosika Said As She, Justin, And The Gang All Sighed And Groaned In Disgust As They Raised Their Hands.