It Was Night Time At The Geotia Palace When A Little Owl Demon Named Octavia Was Calling For Her Parents.

"Mommy! Daddy!" The Girl Cried Out.

Stolas Was Roused From His Sleep In The Master Bedroom At The Sound Of Octavia's Frightened Voice.

"Via is Calling Us, Stella." Stolas Said.

"You Get Up." Stella Said, Sleepily.

Stolas Sighed As He Gets Out Of Bed.

***

Stolas Entered Octavia's Room, Where She Was Hiding Beneath Her Blankets.

"Via? What Troubles You, My Owlette?" Stolas Asked.

Octavia Came Out Under The Blankets When She Heard Her Dad.

"Daddy! Daddy! I Had A Dream! A Really Bad Dream!" Octavia Said As She Hugged Her Dad

"(Yawn) A Nightmare." Stolas Said, Wiping A Tear From Octavia's Eye.

"I Was Looking All Over The Palace, And... I Couldn't Find You Anywhere! You Weren't There!" Octavia Said.

Stolas Walked To Octavia's Bed As He Summons His Grimoire.

"There There, Via, It's Okay; You're Okay. When You're Scared And You Don't Know Where I Am, You Must Remember: No Matter What Happens To Me, I Will Never Be Far Away From My Special Little Starfire." Stolas Assured.

Stolas Used The Grimoire And Used A Spell To Teleport Him And Octavia To A Galaxy Like Environment.

https://youtu.be/A5or5PyS3KQ

Stolas: It Always Seems More Quiet In The Dark

It Always Feels So Stark

How Silence Grows Under The Moon

Constellations Gone So Soon

I Used To Think That I Was Bold

I Used To Think Love Would Be Fun

Now All My Stories Have Been Told

Except For One

As The Stars Start To Align

I Hope You Take It As A Sign

That You'll Be Okay

Everything Will Be Okay

And If The Seven Rings Collapse

Although The Day Could Be My Last

You Will Be Okay

When I'm Gone, You Will Be Okay

And When Creation Goes To Die

You Can Find Me In The Sky

Upon The Last Day

And You Will Be Okay

Stolas Tucks Octavia In And Quietly Closed The Door.

***

Years Later, A Teenage Octavia Woke Up By A Sound Of Smashing Objects And Loud Screaming.

"I Can't Believe You Slept With An Imp, IN OUR FUCKING BED!" Stella Shouted.

"It Was Unexpected! I Didn't Have Time To Go To A Motel!" Stolas Yelled, Trying To Reason.

"A Motel?! Like A Fucking Plebian?!" Stella Asked.

Then, Octavia Looked Up To See Lilliy, Who Stayed The Night.

"The Screaming Woke You Up, Too?" Lilly Asked.

"Yep." Octavia Confirmed.

"You Might Wanna Put Your Music On Full Blast To Block Out The Noise And Mind The Broken Glass." Lilly Stated.

"Good Idea." Octavia Said.

Octavia Puts In Her Earbuds, Starting A Trap Song As She And Lilly Both Walked Down The Halls Of The Estate, stepping Over The Smashed Remains Of A Plant Thrown In Their Path.

***

Lilly And Octavia Walked Into The Kitchen As Stella Continues To Yell At Stolas.

"You Want To Fuck This One, Too?!" Stella Grabbed A Imp Servant And Violently Threw Him At Stolas.

"No! Of Course Not!" Stolas Said.

"You Are A Goddam Embarrassment! I'm Not Spending Another Moment Looking At Your Pathetic, Imp Sucking Face!" Stella Shouted.

Stella Stormed Out Of The Kitchen, Yelling Angrily And Smashing More Objects.

Stolas Sighed With A Exhausted Expression On His Face Before Noticing That Octavia And Lilly Was In The Kitchen As He Smiled.

"Good Morning, Octavia, Lilly! Did You Sleep Well, My Owlette? My Deadly Flower?" Stolas Asked As Octavia Sipped Some Coffee.

"Was That A Serious Question?" Octavia Questioned.

"We Slept Just Fine." Lilly Said.

Stolas Opened The Refrigerator To Retrieve A Massive Chunk Of Zebra Meat.

"Mm-hmm... What's That Your Listening To?" Stolas Asked.

"This Song Is Called "My World Is Burning Down Around Me." It's By Fuck You Dad. It's A Band. Lilly Told Me About It." Octavia Responded.

"Oh... How Charming..." Stolas Bemusedly Said Before Turning To Lilly. "I Didn't Know That You Liked That Type Of Music."

"My Sister In Law Showed It To Me And I Thought She Might Like It." Lilly Explained.

Stolas Nodded And Feeds The Zebra Meat To A Massive Potted Plant Situated In A Small Alcove Off The Kitchen As He Pets It.

"So, You Two Done Screaming For The Day?" Octavia Asked.

"Um..." Stolas Said.

Stella Lets Out Another Scream In Anger And Rage And An Abject Is Heard Shattering In The Distance.

"Something Tells Me Stella Isn't Calm Down Any Time Soon." Lilly Said.

Then, Stolas Thought Of An Idea And Walks To Octavia.

"You Know What I Haven't Done In A Long, Long Time? I Haven't Taken You To Your Favorite Place In All Of Hell! Why Don't We Go To Loo Loo Land?" Stolas Suggested.

"I'm Not Five Anymore." Octavia Said.

"Stolas, Don't You Think She's A Little Too Old For That?" Lilly Asked.

"You Always Were So Happy When I Took You Lilly, And Her Brother To Loo Loo Land! What Do You Say We Go There Again, Have A Day, Just The Two Of Us!" Stolas Said.

"I'd Rather Kill Myself." Octavia Said.

"There We Go! Anything But Staying In This House. Now, I'll Arrange Our Security." Stolas Said As Picked Up A Phone.

"Why Do We Need Security For A Theme Park When We Have Lilly?" Octavia Asked.

"I'm Coming, Too?" Lilly Asked, Looking Confused.

"While It Is True That Lilly Is Strong And Can Take Anyone On In A Fight, There's Nothing Wrong With Having Back Up. Besdies, I Don't Want Another Repeat After What Happened The Last Time She Was On Guard Duty." Stolas Stated.

"Hey, That Selfish, Manipluitive Piece Of Shit Had It Coming For Trying To Exploit Me!" Lilly Said.

"True, But After All, We Are Rich, And We're Hot. People Want Our Money And Our Bodies!" Stolas Explained.

"Our Money, Maybe. And You Make Lilly Sound Like A Pacifist." Octavia Said, Under Her Breath.

"Speak For Yourself, Princess. Now, I'm Calling The Only Man Who Can F*** Me!" Stolas Said.

Octavia And Lilly Look At Stolas, Both Feeling Disgusted.

"What...?" Lilly And Octavia Asked, Grossed Out.

"Who Can Protect Me. Us. Being Part Of The Goetia Family Is Rather Valuable, You Know." Stolas Stated.

"So Is Being Part Of My Family And I Can Defend Myself Just Fine." Lilly Said.

Octavia Groaned And Pulls Her Hat Down Over Her Eyes As Lilly Rubs Her Back.

***

Meanwhile, At I.M.P, Blitzø Is In His Office Goofing Around With Small Puppet Versions Of Moxxie And Millie That Are Made Out Of Office Supplies.

"(Millie Impression)'Oh, Blitzø, You're Such A Good Boss!' (Moxxie Impression)'Yeah, I Really Want You, Sir.' (Millie Impression) 'Me Too!' (Regular Voice) Let's Three Way!" Blitzø Said.

Blitzø Lowered His "Employees" Below His Desk To Crotch Level.

Then, Blitzø's Phone Was Ringing And He Answered It.

"What?!" Blitzø Asked, Before Drinking His Coffee.

"Why Hello, My Big Dicked Blitzy." Stolas Said, Lustfully Over The Phone.

Blitzø, Lilly And Octavia Spat Out Their Coffee.

"What!" Blitzø Yelled.

"The!" Octavia And Lilly Shouted.

"Fuck!" Blitzø Exclaimed.

"Dad/Stolas?!" Octavia And Lilly Asked.

"Language! Eveyone! I Have A Special Request." Stolas Said.

"Aw-- Look, I Just Had A Chemical Peel, So You'll Have To Find Someone Else's Face To Plant That Feathered Ass!" Blitzø Said.

"It's For My Daughter And Lilly." Stolas Said.

"Ah, Well Make Sure She Washes It. And Tell Lilly She Can Fuck Striker Anytime That She Wants To." Blitzø Said, Putting A Paper Crown On His Head.

Stolas Gets Taken Aback By Blitzø's Response.

"Oh! No! No, No, No! I'm Taking My Daughter And Lilly To Loo Loo Land And I Was Hoping You Brave Little Imps And Your Little Hellhound Would Accompany Us."

"We're Assassins, Not Bodyguards, Okay? Don't Invite Us To Shit Unless Someone's Gonna Die." Blitzø Said.

"I'll Pay You." Stolas Bribed.

"Pay Me What?" Blitzø Asked.

"Money." Stolas Answered.

"Done!" Blitzø Yelled.

Blitzø Hanged Up And Accidentally Smashed His Phone Down On The Desk Hard Enough To Shatter It.

After A Brief Annoyed Glance At The Broken Phone, Blitzø Pulls Out A Megaphone.

https://youtu.be/laWmOHsOJnU

"M & M, Strikes, Twylie, Get In Here! We're Going To Loo Loo Land!" Blitzø Yelled.

Moxxie, Striker And Twyla Opened The Door.

"Loo Loo Land?" Moxxie, Striker And Twyla Asked.

Then, Millie Smashed Her Head Through The Office Door Glass, Excitedly.

"Loo Loo Land?!" Millie Asked, Starry Eyed.

"Loo Loo Land!" Blitzø Singed.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Loona Exclaimed.

"Isn't Loo Loo Land That Rip Off Of Lucifer's Far More Popular Lu Lu World?" Twyla Asked.

"That's Right, Twy! Stolas Is Paying Us Extra Cash For Making Sure He And His Daughter Are Still Breathing By The End Of The Day." Blitzø Said.

"Sorry, Blitz, But I Only Do Assassination Jobs." Striker Said.

"Well, Look At It This Way: You're Going To 'Assassinate' Whoever Tries To Lay A Hand On Stolas And His Daughter." Blitzø Said.

"I'm Sorry, But There's Literally Nothing In Hell That Would Make Me Want To Go There." Striker Said.

"Lilly Will Be There." Blitzø Smirked.

"Lilly's Gonna Be There?" Striker Asked.

"Oh, Yeah. Lilly Did Say She Was Gonna Spend The Night At His House Yesterday." Twyla Recalled.

"So, Not Only We're Gonna Protect Stolas And His Daughter, You Also Get To Protect Lilly From Danger. Not That She Needs Any Protecting." Blitzø Said.

"(Sigh) Fine." Striker Said.

***

A Van With An I.M.P Decal Spray Painted On The Side Pulls Into The Rather Empty Parking Lot.

Striker And Moxxie Exits The Van And Opens The Side Door.

A Very Cramped Stolas Extracts Himself Excitedly Before Octavia Exits The Van, Far Less Excitedly.

Stolas Puts On An Apple Themed Hat And Gestured Toward The Park Gate. 

Octavia Groaned And Pulled Her Hat Low Over Her Face, While Lilly Pats Her Shoulder Before Holding Her Hand.

"Now Remember: This Is Work And Work Only. Me And My Crew Are Not Here To Satisfy Your Perverted Bird Needs, Alright?" Blitzø Tells Stolas.

"Hey, Dad, Do We Have To--", Octavia Gets Cut Off By Blitzø.

"Okay, Yeah, Hold On Right There, Sweetie." Blitzø Turned To Stolas Again. "If You Try Fuckin' My Little Ass In That Park, I Swear To--"

"You Are So Cute When You Are Serious!" Stolas Flirted, Causing Blitzø To Look Uncomfortable.

"I'm Literally Going To Be Sick." Octavia Stated As She Watches Them.

"Join The Club." Twyla Said.

"Oh, Crumbs! I Knew Today Would Be A Lot! What Do You Need?" Moxxie Fished Around In A Fanny Pack And Retrieves Several Pill Bottles As He Lists Off His Inventory. "Antacids? Ibuprofen? Morphine?" Moxxie Shows Octavia Several Hypodermic Needles Of A Glowing, Acid Green Substance.

"That Was Figurative, Old Man." Octavia Told Him As She Follows Her Dad And Blitzø.

"Oh, Right." Moxxie Chuckles Sheepishly As He Discards The Needles Into A Nearby Baby Carriage, Where A Baby Imp Happily Reaches Out To Play With Its Dangerous New 'Toys.'

"But She Said It Was Literal." Moxxie Said.

"Teenagers Say Things Like That. They Say Things They Don't Really Mean, So Don't Take It Personal, Mox." Lilly Explained.

"Hey, How Do You Know Stolas And Octavia, Anyway?" Twyla Asked.

"My Parents Were Best Friends With Stolas When They Were Teenagers. But, When My Parents Died, Stolas Became Me And My Older Brother's Legal Guardian In Their Will. And Stella Was Against The Idea." Lilly Said.

"Why Was She Against It? Your Parents Left You And Your Brother In Stolas' Care." Moxxie Said.

"Hello? I'm An Imp And She Hates Them. For Some Reason, Imps Are Considered Low Class." Lilly Stated.

"Lils, It's Not Your Fault That You're An Imp. Being Born What You're Into Was Out Of Yer Control." Striker Said.

"I Know. Why Do You Think Stolas And Octavia Doesn't Give A Fuck What Stella Would Think?" Lilly Asked.

"So, Basically, He's Your Godfather?" Twyla Questioned.

Lilly Nodded In Confirment.

"Wooooow! I Haven't Been To This Place Since I Was A Tot!" Millie Exclaimed. "It Hasn't Changed A Bit! Oh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!"

Millie Gestured Toward A Hideously Malformed Animatronic Dinosaur, Which Opens Its Mouth And Lets Out A Terrifying, Demonic Shriek.

"That Is... Deeply Upsetting." Moxxie Stated.

"Oh, Come On! It's Fun! You've Never Been Here?" Millie Asked.

"No. Theme Parks Always Disturbed Me. Especially The Mascots." Moxxie Answered.

"Me Too." Millie, Moxxie, Lilly And Twyla Looked At Striker With Confused Looks On Their Face. "As Unbelivable And Weird As It Sounds."

On Cue, The Park's Mascot, Loo Loo, Appears Out Of Nowhere Behind Moxxie, Making Him Scream.

"Well, Hey There!" Loo Loo Greeted.

"Aaah!" Moxxie Screamed.

"The Fuck?!" Striker Said.

"I'm Loo Loo! Welcome To Loo Loo Land! If Y'all Get Hurt Here, Just Try And Sue Us!" Loo Loo Stated.

"Does He Mean That Metaphorically Or Literally?" Twyla Asked.

"I... Have Absolutely No Idea." Striker Answered.

"Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!" Stolas Gestured To The Mascot.

"I Have A Question." Octavia Held Up Her Finger.

Loo Loo Turns To Her. 

"Well Ask Away, Little Girlie! A-hyuk A-hyuk A-hyuk!" Loo Loo Laughed, Goofy.

"Is It TrueThis Park Is Just A Really Shameless Spin Off Of Lucifer's Far More Popular Lu Lu World?" Octavia Asked, Smirking.

"Yeah, Is It? I Heard That Lu Lu World Is Ten Times Better." Twyla Stated.

"...No?" Loo Loo Answered.

"This Place Reeks Of Insecure Corporate Shame." Octavia Glared At Loo Loo.

Stolas Chuckled In Slight Embarrassment As He Leads Octavia Away.

"Why Don't We Go Check Out The Rides?" Stolas Asked.

"That Chick's Creepy, Huh?" Loo Loo asks Blitzø.

"Ah, Wait Till Her Dad Tries To Diddle Your Holes." Blitzø Said Before He Walks Towards The Two Owl Demons.

"What's That Mean?" Loo Loo Turned To The Four Imps And The Young Hellhound.

"Don't Talk To Me! I Know You're A Pervert Under There!" Moxxie Yelled Before Leaving, Leading Millie Off With Him, As Twyla, Lilly And Striker Follows.

Loo Loo Hanged His Body, Dejectedly.

"Yeah..." Loo Loo Said.

***

The Five Imps And The Hellhound Stopped Running As Millie Looks Around In Excitement While Moxxie Tries To Catch His Breath.

"You Really Like This Place, Huh?" Moxxie Asked.

"I Love This Place! My Parents Would Bring Me And My Siblings Here When They Could Swing It, Money Wise." Millie Said.

"I've Been Here A Few Times With My Parents When My Brother And I Were Kids. I Sometimes Take My Niece And Nephew Here." Lilly Stated.

"Yeah. The Prices Do Seem Rather Criminal." Moxxie Said.

Moxxie And Twyla Looked Over To See A Worker Wheeling A Wheelbarrow Piled To The Brim With Money Into A Nearby Gift Shop.

The Four Imps And The Hellhound Approached The Window, Where Novelty Cups And Stuffed Apples Are For Sale That Costs 29 Each.

"Mox's Right. I Mean, That Much Fot A Novelty Cup That You Use One Time?" Twyla Asked.

"'Cause It's Loo Loo Land!" Millie Exclaimed.

Blitzø Walks Up, Having Loaded Up On Merch, Including A Novelty Cup, As Well As A Hat With Attached Can Holders And Straws.

"Listen To Your Hoe, Mox. Strikes, Why Don't You And I Take The First Watch While M & M And Twylie Have A Little Fun?" Blitzø Asked, Winking.

"That's Fine With Us." Striker Said.

Millie Squealed And Grabbed Moxxie And Twyla Before Running Off In The Opposite Direction.

"We Gotta Do My Favorite Ride!" Millie Exclaimed.

"Oh, Yeah?" Twyla Asked.

"Wh- Which One?" Moxxie Questioned.

Millie Took Them To A Roller Coaster Named "The Lawsuit" That Suddenly Plunged Off A Sheer 90-Degree Drop At Incredible Speed, While On Fire, With Its Rider Hanging On For Dear Life.

The Coaster Plunged Into A Tunnel In The Ground.

"Oh Crumbs!" Moxxie Said.

Then, Moxxie Was Vomiting Into A Trash Can After Leaving The Ride.

A Family Walked By In The Back Of Him, Twyla And Millie While Being Covered In Vomit, Glaring Disapprovingly At Moxxie.

***

Stolas, Striker, Lilly And Octavia walk Along The Path, As Blitzø Takes Up Positions All Around Them With His Rifle, On The Lookout For Any Danger. 

A Group Of Imps Creeps Up Behind The Booths, With Ropes, Knives And Pitchforks At The Ready But They Quickly Scatter As Blitzø Looked In Their Direction.

"You Know, It's Quite Thrilling To See You On The Job, Blitzy." Stolas Flirted.

"Save It, Bitch. I'm Working. And Lilly Is Watching." Blitzø Said.

"You Both Need To Get A Room." Octavia Stated.

"And Far Away From Here I Might Add." Lilly Said, Disgusted.

"Hey, I Am Not A Day Hooker!" Blitzø Said As A Woman Walking Nearby With Her Baby Glared At Him Before Continuing On In A Huff. "What? I Just Said I'm Not One, Prude!" He Flipped Her Off.

Stolas Then Gasps And Points Ahead. "Look, Via!"

Up Ahead Of Them Was A Circus Tent.

"You Used To Cry Such Tears Of Joy at This Show!" Stolas Reminded.

Octavia  And Lilly Gained A Horrified Look.

"Oh No..." Octavia Said.

"Oh, Hell No." Lilly Said.

***

Octavia As A Young Girl Got Pushed Against The Stage By An Excited Crowd Of Imp Children, As An Animatronic Sparks And Cackles Maniacally, Leering Over Octavia, Who Soon Breaks Into Tears.

A Younger Blitzø Is In The Back Tending To A Food Cart, Dressed And Painted As A Clown, Scowling.

***

Lilly As A Four Year Old Was Watching The Show When An Animatronic Grabbed Her And Hugged Her, Making Her Cry And Punching It To Get Her Free.

***

"I Hate That Fucking Clown." Blitzø, Octavia, and Lilly Said At The Same Time.

Stolas, Who Has Been Captured And Hoisted Aloft By The Crew Of Imps From Earlier, Had His Arms Are Bound And His Head Is Covered By A Cloth Sack, And The Imps Are Pointing Various Weapons At Him.

"Oh Blitzy! I Need My Bodyguard, Please!" Stolas Called Out.

"I Got This." Lilly Said.

One Of The Imps Jumped To Try And Skewer Stolas With A Pitchfork, But Lilly Quickly Brings Her Rifle To Bear, Shooting The Imp In The Torso, Splattering Stolas's Head With Blood.

The Other Imps Quickly Scatter.

***

Octavia And Lilly Entered The Big Top And Finds A Seat While Blitzø Carried Stolas In, Head Still Covered In The Blood Soaked Aack, He Sets Him Down As He And Striker Walked Off To Take Position. 

Stolas Made No Move To Remove The Sack Until Octavia Annoyedly Ripped It Off Her Father's Head.

The Show Suddenly Begins And A Jester Designed Animatronic Appeared On The Stage.

https://youtu.be/Y_6exMoBJJE

"Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, Implings! It's Me, The Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped From Big Ozzie's Factory To Bring You A Wonderful Show Celebrating Loo Loo Land, Spelled With 'O's, To Avoid Lawsuits! Hit It!" Robotic Fizzarolli Announced.

Fizzarolli: Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land

Everybody, Sing Along With The Loo Loo Band

Every Boy, Every Girl, Every Woman, Every Man Loves Loo Loo Land

The Robotic Fizzarolli Gestures To At Two Imp Kids Before Gesturing To Lilly, Octavia And Stolas.

Blitzø And Striker Aimed Their Rifles At The Clown As It Goes Back To The Stage.

Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land!

Everything Is Beautiful In Loo Loo Land

Ugly Children Holding Hands In Loo Loo Land

Fizzarolli Grabbed Four Children And Hugged Them Before Throwing Them Into The Crowd.

Everybody's Friendly And Nobody Is Mean

No Copyright Infrigements Ever Seen

Fizzarolli Burned Some Infrigements On The Stage.

I Have A Dream (He Has A Dream)

I'm Here To Tell (He's Here To Tell)

About A Magical Fantastic Place Called Loo Loo Land

Octavia Had Unamused Looks On Her Face While Lilly Covered Her Face With Her Hands With A Groan.

"Hey, Strikes, Why Don't You Go Take A Break. And Find M&M And Tell Them It's Their Shift?" Blitzø Suggested.

"You Got It, Bossman." Striker Said Before Leaving The Tent.

***

Outside, Twyla, Moxxie And Millie Walk Along A Row Of Game Booths.

"Hello, Hello! Step Right Up And Win A Thing!" A Random Carnie Said.

Millie Gasped Excitedly As She Points At A Thing.

"Oh, Look Moxxie, Twyla! A Thing!" Millie Exclaimed.

The "Thing" Is Some Sort Of Purple Stuffed Penguin Creature With Imp Horns, Wearing Pink Overalls. The stuffed Animal Is Labeled With A Tag That Says "THING?"

"Oh, You Like That Thing?" Moxxie Smirked.

"You Want That Thing?" Twyla Asked, Raising Her Brow.

"YEEEEESSS! I Don't Really Know What That Thing Is But I Want That Thing!" Millie Stated.

"Finally, Some 'Thing' I Can Handle." Moxxie Took Out Some Money And Hands It To The Carnie. "Okay! One Game, Please!"

The Carnie Handed Moxxie A Toy Gun.

Moxxie Winks At Millie As He Fires At One Of The Targets.

Millie Clapped For Her Husband As Moxxie Blew Smoke From The Toy Gun.

"Strike One, Little Man!" The Carnie Mocked.

"But Moxxie Hit It!" Twyla Protested.

"Hmmm, I Don't Know What To Tell Ya, Buddy. The Target, See? It Didn't Go Down. So Yeah, No Go, Bro." The Carnie Said.

Moxxie Growled In Anger, And Fishes Another Bill Out Of His Pocket. He Grabbed The Pistol And Fires Another Cork, Hitting The Target Dead Center. The Target Does Not Budge, So Moxxie Slapped The Pistol In Annoyance.

"The Heaven's Wrong With This Thing?!" Moxxie Asked.

"Oh Man, A Real Shame I Tell Ya." The Carnie Mockingly Cried.

Moxxie Hissed In Irritation As He Slapped Another Bill On The Counter.

"Another!" Moxxie Yelled.

***

Stolas Gleefully Clapped His Hands To The Music, While Octavia Has Thrown Her Head Back In Torment, Banging Her Fist On The Seat Next To Her As Lilly Was Growling At The Robotic Clown Demon, Trying Not To Use Her Gun.

Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land

Everybody Sing Along With The Loo Loo Band

Every Boy, Every Girl, Every Woman, Every Man Loves Loo Loo Land

The Show Ends With A Small Pyrotechnic Display, As One Of The Animatronics Falls To Pieces Onstage.

"Oh Hohohoho, How Delightful!" Stolas Said Clapped.

Behind Stolas, An Imp armed With A Keris Rises From Beneath The Seats Ready To Stab Stolas, But His Head Is Quickly Blown Apart By Blitzø, Who Has Taken Up A Position In The Gallery Behind The Back Row Of Seats While Imps Scream In Absolute Fear And Run Away.

"Oh! My, What Good Aim You Have, Blitzy!" Stolas continued To Flirt With Him.

"Ugh! I Can't Do This Anymore!" Octavia Exclaimed.

"I'm Sorry, I-I Need To Go!" Lilly Said.

Octavia And Lilly Stormed Off, Leaving Him And Stolas Looking Very Concerned.

"Octavia! Lilly!" Stolas Called Out, Chasing After Them.

Fizzarolli Laughed As He Spots Blitzø Trying To Run After The Three Demons.

"Oh! Is That Blitzø My Sensors Spot Up There?! I Guess The Kiddies Are Still Running Away From You, Huh?!" Fizzarolli Asked Before Laughing.

"The O Is Silent Now." Blitzø Said, Glaring At Him.

"Aww, Just Like Your Audience Always Was When You To-Told Your Lazy Jokes Here!" Robotic Fizzarolli Danced And Laughed.

"Bitch, I Make More Money Killing People Than You Do Being A Cheap Ass Robo Ripoff Of An Overrated Sell Out Jester!" Blitzø Insults Him Back.

"Oohoohoo! Someone's Salty! Real Or Not Though, People Love Me! Does Anybody Love You, BLITZO?" Robo Fizzarolli Asked.

"No. But I'm Really Good With Guns Now. Dance, Bitch!" Blitzø Yelled.

Then, Blitzø Fires At The Robot, But Robotic Fizzarolli Cartwheels Out Of The Incoming Round, And Spins Like A Wheel Up The Stairs Where Blitz Is.

Then He Coils Himself Around Blitz, And Launched Blitz Into The Air And Through The Top Of The Tent.

Blitzø Landed And Knocked Over A Cart Full Of Torches, Accidentally Lighting The Entire Circus Tent On Fire.

Rapidly Burning And Melting Animatronics Flee The Tent, As Robo Fizz Cackled With Demonic Glee At The Destruction.

***

The Carnie At The Shooting Gallery Holds 600 Souls Of Moxxie's Money.

"Wow! Man, You're Really Starting To Make This Sad. You Know, If You Suck, You Suck! Guess You Won't Win Your Honey Here A Prize." The Carnie Said.

Then, Striker Walked Up To Them.

"What's Going On Over Here?" Striker Asked.

"Hey, Cowboy! You Look Like You Might Be Better At Shooting This Sad Little Fella." The Carnie Said.

"Hey, Mind If I Try?" Twyla Asked, Holding A Soul Bill.

"Be My Guest, Kid." The Carnie Said, Taking Her Money.

Twyla Took Out Her Own Pistol And Pointed It At The Targets, Giving The Carnie A Fright Before Shooting Targets Flawlessly.

Twyla Blew The Smoke Coming Out Of Her Pistol As She Smirked.

"Alright, Twy." Moxxie Praised.

"Not Bad For A Pup." Striker Said.

"It's One Of My Many, Many Talents." Twyla Said, Flipping Her Fur.

"Now, I Believe You Owe Us A Couple Of 'Things'." Moxxie Smirked.

In The Back, Blitzø and Robo Fizz Continue To Battle Against Each Other As The Fires Spread. Blitzø Is Launched Into The Air, And Comes Down Through The Roof Of The Shooting Gallery, Crushing The Carnie Under Him.

"Sir?" Moxxie Asked.

"Blitzø?" Twyla Questioned.

"I Leave You Alone For A Minute And This Is What Happens?!" Striker Shouted.

Blitzø Was Slightly Dazed But Snapped Out Of It Quickly.

"Oh, Hey Guys! You Should Probably Go Uh, Make Sure Stolas And Lilly Are Okay. I Got Some... Unfinished Business To Take Care Of."

The Three Imps And Hellhound Run Off As Blitzø Draws His Flintlock Pistol, Cocks It, And Fires. The Impact Spinned Robo Fizz's Head Around, But When He Spins His Head Back, He's Revealed to Be Unharmed By The Shot, Having Caught The Bullet In His Teeth.

"Oh, What A Mouth!" Blitzø Immediately Grimaced When He Realized What He Just Said.

Robo Fizz Coiled Himself Up Into His Rolling Form Again, Charging Straight At Blitzø.

Blitzø Managed To Leap Out Of The Way As His Enemy Hit The Booth, Destroying It In A Large Explosion.

***

Stolas Was Still Running After His Daughter And Lilly.

"Octavia! Lilly!" Stolas Called Out.

"Go Away!" Lilly Yelled.

"Just Leave Us Alone!" Octavia Exclaimed.

Octavia And Lilly Ran Into A Building Called The "Fun House."

"Girls!" Stolas Shouted.

Inside, Stolas Was Confronted With A Surreal Room Of Eyes, Tubes, Spikes, Mirrors, And Disembodied Hands. He Went Further Into The Room, Looking Around For Where Octavia And Lilly Could Have Gone.

Then, A Shadow Appeared Behind Stolas As A Random Imp Jumped On His Back.

"Um, I Think I'm Supposed To Be Bodyguarded Right Now!" Stolas Said, Annoyed.

The Imp Covered Stolas's Mouth With His Shirt Sleeve But Is Suddenly Shot In The Head And Fell To The ground.

Moxxie And Millie Appeared In The Entryway, Millie Having Just Shot The Imp With a pistol.

"Ugh, That's Better. Where Is Blitzy? He's My Knight In Shining Armor, Not You Littler Ones." Stolas Asked After Dusting Himself Off.

"He's Uh... Busy." Millie Answered, Trying To Explain The Situation.

"Being A Fool. And Striker And Twyla Are Helping Him." Moxxie Added As He Gave Millie The "Thing" They Won Earlier.

"What Kind Of Fool?" Stolas Asked.

"The 'Everything Is Now On Fire Kind.'" Moxxie Stated.

Stolas Left The Imps, Dodging Between Two Swinging Pendulums, And Head Down A Tunnel Into An Adjoining Room.

There, He Saw Octavia Was Riding In Circles In Apple Themed Rail Cars, Crying While Lilly Sat On Her Left And Rubs Her Back.

"Octavia, Lilly..." Stolas Discarded The Loo Loo Land Hat, Which In Response To His Emotional State Has Gone From A Goofy Grin To A Sad Frown. "I Take It You Two Are... Not Having Fun."

"I Didn't Even Want To Come Here!" Octavia Stated, Curled Up.

"I'm Sorry, Sweetie. I... I Thought You Loved It Here." Stolas Apologized.

"When I Was A Hid And My Parents Didn't Hate Each Other, And My Dad Didn't Flirt With Some weird Red Dickhead, Who's My Best Friend's Boss The Entire Time." Octavia Sniffed In Sadness.

"I'm Sorry, Girls. I'm Sorry For... Everything... Happening Right Now. I Know It's A Lot I Uh-- I Should Have Listened." Stolas Told Them.

"I Just Want To Go Home, But Home Doesn't Even Feel Like Home Anymore. You Ruined It." Octavia Said.

"You Need To Understand, Your Mother And I... I Just--I Felt-- She's Always Been... I Haven't Been-- We Weren't In... I'm Sorry, I- I- I Don't Have The Words." Stolas Stuttered, Struggled To Talk.

"What Stolas Is Trying To Say Is That Their Relationship Is... Either Difficult Or Complicated. He... We Want You To Understand, But We Just Don't Want It To Be More Confusing Or Upsetting. Does That Make Sense, Via?" Lilly Asked.

Octavia Nods To Lilly Before Turning To Stolas.

"Are You Going To Run Off With Him? And Both You And Lilly Leave Me Behind? Go away where... I Can't Find You Two?" Octavia Asked.

"What?" Stolas And Lilly Asked At The Same Time In Surprise.

"Octavia, You, My Friends, My Family, And Stolas Are My Lives. I Couldn't Never Leave Any Of You Guys. And I've Known Your Dad For Long Time. Sure, He May Do Bad Things, But Abandoning You Is Never Gonna Be One Of Those Things. Am I Wrong, Stolas?" Lilly Asked.

"No! No, No, Never. I'd Never Do That. Never." Stolas Embraces His Daughter And Goddaughter In A Hug.

"I Think It's Time To Leave This Place. You Girls Were right. You Two Are Too Old For It Anyway." Stolas Said As He Picked Octavia Up And Walked Off To Leave The Park.

***

Stolas Carried Octavia Out Of The Fun House And Lilly Followed, As An Imp Grinned Maniacally In The Space Above The Drop Ceiling, Looking Down On Stolas.

The Imp Dropped Down And Flicked Open A Switchblade, But Stolas Immediately Turned Around As His eyes glowed Brightly.

The Imp Was Immediately Turned To Stone On The Spot And Was Knocked Over By A Pendulum.

***

Outside, The Park Has Been Reduced To Pandemonium As Dusk Fell.

Millie Attempted To Shoot At Robo Fizzaroli, Who Rolled Around Wildly.

The Robot Was Caught By The Draconic Creature Twyla And Striker Was Riding, And Got Swallowed whole.

***

Stolas, Lilly, And Octavia Leave The Park Gates, Ignoring The Whole Thing.

"So, What Would You Two Like To Do Now?" Stolas Asked The Girls.

"Oh, Can We Go To Stylish Occult? They Sell Weird Taxidermy There." Octavia Suggested.

"Yeah, You'll Love It There. They Might Have Something That You'll Might Like." Lilly Said, Agreeing With Octavia.

"Hmmm. Okay..." Stolas Answered, Reluctantly.

"Thanks, Dad. You Too, Lilly. You're Both Okay Sometimes." Octavia Said.

"Thank You, Via. Thank You." Stolas Said.

A Massive Explosion Rocks The Park, Sending Three Employees Of I.M.P. Hurtling Through The Air, Screaming.

Blitzø, Moxxie And Millie Land In Front Of Stolas, Lilly, And Octavia As The Dragon Landed On The Ground With Twyla And Striker On It's Back.

"Are You Guys Okay?" Lilly Asked.

"We're Fine. Not Sure About These Three." Striker Assured As He Got Of The Dragon.

"Way To Ruin Another Good Thing, Sir!" Moxxie Said To Blitzø.

"Worth It! That Slutty Toy Clown Had It Coming!" Blitzø Stated, Not Regreting What He Did.

Moxxie And Blitzø Fell Unconscious And A Stray Animal Grabbed Millie By The Hair And Dragged Her Away.