Request by @jtr85127036

Batallagato: you guys gonna love this

Blitzo: huh?

Beelzebub: are we watching something

Batallagato: yup, it's suction cup man *smirk*

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

A worker pass by until he witnessed someone outside the building

Worker: hey stop climbing my tower with suction cups!

Suction cup man: fuck you, I'm. Climbing your tower with suction cups!

Worker: why my tower?!

Suction cup man: why not your tower?!

Worker: your smudging my windows, asshole!

Suction cup man: I'll smudge your windows all I want! Look at me go!

Blitzo: *laughing* suck for that asshole

Loona: now this is comedy

Beelzebub: I feel bad for the worker

Worker: go suction cup someone else's tower!

Suction cup man: that sound very suggestive!

Worker: suck my dick! Get off my tower!

Suction cup man: what are you, gay?!

Stolas: *laughing* oh man this is funnier

Stella: oh great....

Moxxie: pretty funny *smile*

Blitzo: I rather kill him if he have a bounty

Worker: it's an expression! Get the fuck off my tower!

Suction cup man: no! Fuck you!

Worker: fuck you! What's your name?!

Suction cup man: suction cup man!

Worker: my ass! What's your name!

Suction cup man: da da da da da! Suction cup man! Look at me go!

Worker: get off my goddamn tower this instant!

Suction cup man: I can't!

Worker: why the hell not?!

Suction cup man: can't go down, dumbass! I can only go up!

Verisoka: he's pretty good answer if you ask me

Asmodeus: he can't go down but at least he's honest

Octavia: how the fuck is he still alive?!

Loona: he literally on the tower!

Worker: what?!

Suction cup man: I gotta reach the top and wrap back down!

Worker: you can't just turn around?

Suction cup man: of course I fucking can't! What are you? Stupid?!

Moxxie: he's right

Vortex: sometimes I don't understand human much

Fizzarolli: are they getting much stupider?

Blitzo: seems like it after many assassin kills

Worker: it can't be that hard

Suction cup man: I don't see you climbing a fucking tower with suction cups!

Worker: *glare at him* give me a minute

*the worker walked angrily*

Suction cup man: what are you doing?!

Worker: I have plunger!

Suction cup man: oh this is getting real!

* everyone laughs except stella*

Loona: I can't believe he bring a plunger to show off

Beelzebub: playing with fire with fire

Worker: I'm coming for you bitch!

Suction cup man : You are going to kill yourself!

Worker : Fuck you, watch me!

*Jumps out the window and falls*

Suction cup man : FOR A GUY IN A SUIT, YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING STUPID!

Worker: FUCK YOU, I DIDN'T BECOME A BILLIONARE BY BEING AN IDIOT. I HAVE FOUR DEGREE--

*the worker fall to his death*

Blitzo: that worker fall to his death with a fucking If plunger

Moxxie: those plungers only work on toilet

Batallagato: don't make a reference from a toilet from YouTube video that been very popular!

Stella: the fuck is this to toilets from a video? That's so stupid

Stolas; for once I have to agree to her

Police officer: *witness a worker fall to his death and holding his megaphone* hey! Get the fuck down!

Suction cup man: suck my dick!!!

Police officer: this is illegal!

Suction cup man: I know that, but fuck you anyway!!!

Police officer: fu-fuck you!

Suction cup man: fuck you!!!

Police officer: fuck you!

Suction cup man: hey I wrote you a song!!!

Police officer: what?!

Suction cup man: it goes a little something like this *play a short guitar play* fuck you!!!

Police officer: take him down *glare*

Octavia: seems like that police officer has his limits

Verisoka: what about the second police officer? He's standing there like a statue

Fizzarolli: your right, maybe waiting for a command

*the second officer pull out his gun and shoot the air without looking up*

Blitzo: I like his style, just shoot without looking anything

Moxxie: sir, this is a horrible since he gonna miss the shot

Blitzo: still I like it

Millie: kinda like loona didn't look when she using her phone

Loona: hey!

*suction cup man get shot and fall down the ground*

Blitzo: *smirk* what did you say?

Moxxie: *disbelief* what the fuck!?!?!

Asmodeus: impossible?!?!

Beelzebub: you feel that too?

Fizzarolli; feel what?

Asmodeus: froggy, he's still alive

Fizzarolli: wait what?!

*suction cup man get up quickly*

Suction cup man: fuck you! You can't kill suction cup man! Look at me go!

*suction cup man left*

Police officer: well, son of a bitch

*the worker still dead on the car that he landed*

*everyone except Asmodeus and Beelzebub are shocked*

Moxxie: uhm.........

Vortex: you knew bee?

Beelzebub: being gluttony with connection to Lucifer have its perks

Blitzo: imagine failed kill an enemy with using guns

Verisoka: is this done?

Batallagato: that's all the video

Stella: thank fucking Lucifer!

Stolas: it's a lovely to watch

Batallagato: I have very special for 3 of them and you 3 get your revenge from them to ruined your childhood