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Memes (1)

Batallagato: *clap* meme *clap* review

Loona: are you fucking kidding me

Stolas; what's a meme?

Octavia: it's about jokes

Stella: any jokes?

Batallagato; yes as along i don't break the rules

Blitzo: rules?

Batallagato; i don't want cause any issue, okay

Blitzo: *shrug*

Batallagato: here's the first one


Stolas; -_-

Octavia: after what happened......... yeah

Blitzo: "best dad"

Moxxie: at least you and stolas did decent parenting

Blitzo: decend? I'm good at it *snuggle to loona*

Loona: *glare at him* .....

Moxxie: that's a good start at least


Stolas: oh my~

Stella: ew (fuck! I've been covered just like my favorite idol)

Vortex: 0-0 unholy shit!

Loona: now I see again, make perfect sense

Octavia: ugh!

Beelzebub: I know bitch, I would've beat the shit of her but can't cause any trouble with getting Lucifer get involved

Asmodeus: she's a fucking disgrace!

Beelzebub: don't forget the others sins knows it even fucking mammon hates her

Fizzarolli: welp she fucked up real bad


Blitzo: *loading his pistol* that's horse is mine!!!!!!

Fizzarolli: of course your obsession of horses

Stolas: you like horses?

Moxxie: can we focus on striker acting like an idiot *smile*

Millie: *smirk* he's enjoying it

Blitzo: batallagato can you bring an horsey toy?

Batallagato: sure why not *snap*

*an toy horse have the right size for blitzo*

Blitzo: fuck yeah!!!!!!


*stolas and asmodeus felt disgusting*

Octavia: mom?!?!?! *felt her stomach real bad*

Asmodeus: you fucking disgusting!!! Do you realize you have bird like demons

Stella: look funny to me

Beelzebub: I'm gonna murder you

Blitzo: 0-0

Loona: can't imagine there's dog meat

Vortex: at least it's not real

Batallagato: ....... (Should I tell them?)


Octavia: why dad?!?!

Stolas: you know what's funny, I'm actually planning to prank him

Blitzo: you what!

Asmodeus: your not the only one who planning to prank

Fizzarolli: *blushed* why...........

Beelzebub: sadly for me I can't prank my boyfriend

Vortex: usually I'm chill but this is the time to tell her not to do it

Octavia: I can't forget about my future siblings

Loona: even though not in blood but still weird


Beelzebub: ok I'm concerned you drink on early age stolas

Stolas: I don't drink at the early age..... yet

Asmodeus: I swear to Lucifer, it's your father?

Stolas: yes....

Blitzo: me and fizz drink on our late teens from dad alcohol supplies

Fizzarolli: I remember it, heh

Octavia: do you think I drink alcohol?

Loona: I already did that

Stolas: no via, your not allowed to drink alcohol


Blitzo: *laughing* get fucked!

Verisoka; tsk!

Asmodeus: the meme is telling the truth

Octavia: can't imagine succubus and incubis struggling it

Vortex: very true


Octavia: again?!?!

Millie: blitzo look so worried

Beelzebub: damn stolas you look shit and hugging your stomach

Stolas; like I'm protecting to dear life

Loona: oh shit, does that meant he's trying protect his egg?

Stolas; maybe your right

Octavia: why my dad get pregnant by fucking blitzo

Blitzo: so we both got married and have kids

Fizzarolli: well you better start your relationship the next level

Batallagato: here's a final meme


Beelzebub: where's me and Tex?

Loona: damn we have 3 demons kissing each other

Stella: why?!?!

Fizzarolli: you have 2 hellborns dating sins

Vortex: technically 3 if you count blitzo since he's dating a royalty

Blitzo: ........

Moxxie: this is before you kick us out!

Millie: and a hypocrite!

Asmodeus: ..........

Fizzarolli: we're sorry

Batallagato: just kidding here's a real one


Loona: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blitzo: my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!

Octavia: fuck it! *ran to the bathroom*

*moxxie and Millie fainted*

Vortex; 0-0

Beelzebub: ok this is to far

Stella: *fainted and fall down*

Stolas: I've seen worst...... (second worst actually)

Asmodeus: who the fuck did that?!?!

Batallagato: I'm gonna pretend that real last meme never happened

Loona: tell me why do I look like that!?!?!

Batallagato: there's an universe where everyone have Peter griffin face and body

Loona: someone end me!!!!!!!

Batallagato: I've seen so many shits and weird universes i witnessed, welp time to forget this horrible thing

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