(I do not own Helluva Boss or any of the art and characters except Tai. All art and artwork belong to their respective owners. Also, the music belongs to their artist)

(Warning Dark Humor, sex, alcohol, drugs, and rape are in this story please don't read if you cannot handle it.)

(This story was created by KLigers98 and Tojamaru.)

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Moxxie and Millie apartment

It was a gloomy day down in hell which is normal after I mean shit hell after all. Anyway in the apartment, Tai was seen waking up and getting out of bed. Tai then went to the bathroom and then took a nice hot shower. After showering he went to his room to change and headed to the kitchen to find Viper cooking.

Tai: Well shit you can cook?

Viper: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I mentioned that the other day.

Tai then goes to the fridge and grabs a bottle of coke and then sits down on the table.

Tai: So what are you making my slithering coworker?

Viper: Let's see I got eggs, waffles, I will have to pick up groceries later, half the stuff in here has gone bad.

As Viper said that he heard footsteps and saw Moxxie and Millie walking in.

Millie: Hey, Viper, what's cooking because that smells delicious.

Moxxie: Indeed, now come on let's eat.

Tai: Agreed.

Tai and Millie then grabbed some plates and set them down on the table while Viper lay down the food and Moxxie got the utensils and handed everyone a fork and knife.

Tai: Okay, let's eat.

Viper: Hope you enjoy, I got some things to check on real quick.

Millie: I sure will.

Moxxie: Same honey.

Tai, Millie, and Moxxie then start grabbing food and start eating, and when they take a bite their eyes turn into stars.

Tai: Holy Shit! This is amazing!

Millie: By Satan, this is the best thing I have eaten in a long time.

Moxxie: This tastes so good!

All three of them started to chow down while Viper smiled at how much they like his cooking. As everyone eats their fill Tai gets a call from his smartphone and answers it.

Tai: Hello this Tai from Immediate Murder Professionals or I.M.P who is calling?

Blitzo: We've got a job, two of you should head out.

Tai: Okay, so you need me and Viper on this?

Blitzo: Yes, besides Viper and I are still discussing a certain project of his.

Tai: I see anyway tell us the target and me and Viper will get him or her or them depending on how many.

Blitzo: The target is a gang in Los Angeles called Los Perros Demonio.

Tai: Did you say Los Perros Demonio?

Blitzo: Yes, why is there a problem?

Tai: No just I haven't heard that name in a long time well bye.

Tai then hangs up and looks at Viper.

Tai: We got a job this one a big we took a whole gang Viper. I am going to need your A-game and Silva for this.

Viper let out a groan as he leaned back in his chair slightly.

Viper: Well there goes my plans for part shopping, ah well at least I can get a little extra money for a few things.

Tai: Hey, man it's not bad anyway let's go.

Viper: Whatever, besides I think this could help me with a few things actually. Silva! Are you done killing rodents?

The snake in question slithered out from under the couch as she nodded.

Viper: Well then, let's go.

Viper and Tai headed to the I.M.P building and the scene changed.

I.M.P Building

At the I.M.P building Viper and Kyle were walking down the halls and heading to the office.

Tai: Okay, so our target is a big gang in Los Angeles so I suggest we make it look like a gang war to not let anyone suspect anything.

Viper: Please, I tend to kill like a snake. Quick, efficient, and meticulous.

Tai: I see well hope those assholes get ready for the hell they are facing.

Viper: Trust me, they will.

Tai and Viper make it into the door and go inside the office where Loona was texting on her phone.

Tai: Oi, wolfy be useful and grab the fucking book.

As Tai said that Loona looked up and growled until Viper stepped and de-escalated the tension.

Viper: Tai, shut up. You're not in the right if you instigate the fight, Loona please get us the book, my plans for today have already been screwed up by the boss.

Tai: Fine, also where the fuck is Blitzo?

As Tai said his name a smoke bomb appeared and Blitzo appeared.

Blitzo: You called?

Tai started coughing from the smoke and opened a window and then looked at Blitzo, very annoyed.

Tai: Dude, enough with the dramatic entrance. I get it your dad didn't want you getting a musical theater career but I think I can see why.

Blitzo: Killjoy, any way you needed something?

Tai: Just give us the grimoire and we can get the job done.

Blitzo: Fine, fine just get back before lunch!

Viper: I don't plan on dragging this out for longer than it needs to be.

Blitzo: Very good!

Blitzo then grabs the grimoire and hands it to Tai who then makes a portal to the mortal world.

Tai: Okay, let's go time to send the sinners to hell.

Viper: Let the hunt begin!

Both Viper and Tai jump into the portal and leave hell and the scene changes.

Los Angeles

In Los Angeles, it was night time and the city was full of life to be precise it was pretty much people drinking, gambling, or fucking anyway a portal appears outside an alleyway and Tai and Viper are seen coming out of it.

Tai: Well we are back on earth now let's go find the Los Perros Demonio gang.

Viper: Fine by me now let's see if this will be any fun.

Silva let out a hiss as she rested her head on Viper's shoulder as the duo began walking.

Tai puts on his hood and they head towards the area where the gang was. As Tai and Viper kept walking they found the place which was an abandoned storage house in the ghetto.

Tai: Man this place takes me back.

Viper: Looks pretty trashy to me, honestly I've seen parts of hell nicer than this.

Tai: Well it wasn't all bad it used to be cleanish now it's just trash anyway let's go.

Viper: Oh now I get it, you definitely seemed like you weren't in hell for very long. Honestly, I've been down there for so long now I've forgotten most of what my human life was.

Tai: I only been down there for a year plus forgetting my old life was hard so I found ways to remember anyway come on.

Tai then walks inside and then kicks down the door and starts causing some chaos. Tai sees two gang members pulling out their guns only for them to be killed instantly as Tai shot them first. Both gang members were dead and he just kept walking.

Viper: Alright, I'm sneaking in through the roof. I'll meet up with you on the inside.

Tai: Got it.

Tai then starts walking down the halls in which Viper heard bodies dropping and people screaming.

Viper: Alright time to mess around with their equipment!

Viper scaled the side of the building as he reached the roof and peeked in through the giant roof window.

Viper: Silva, I'm heading to the armory, you keep close to Tai and make sure he doesn't get himself killed.

Silva hissed in understanding as Viper entered before separating from his snake companion as he looked around for the armory within the gang base. As Silva keeps slithering around she sees Tai shooting and ripping heads off with anger.

Tai: Motherfuckers hope you die when you get down to hell!

Tai then used his tail to choke a gang member and then snapped his neck and then threw them to the floor.

Silva spotted a nearby guard before launching herself into the air before sinking her fangs into the guard's neck.

Tai: Nice job Silva I am going to check the other part of the area you go find any more gang members that might be hiding around here and kill them kay?

Silva hissed before slithering under nearby crates as she snuck through the facility to find more guards to kill.

Silva sees a couple of gang members with guns heading towards where Tai was and decides to have some fun. Silva coiled around one of the guards before sinking her fangs into the guard's neck. The guard panicked and fired off his gun into the other two. Silva then slithered away as more guards tried to shoot her. This gave Tai an opening to get through. Silva slithered up a shelf before wrapping herself around one guard's neck, choking him before sinking her fangs into another one.

Tai then ran towards the other gang members and started shooting at them. Tai managed to perform some ricochets on them and instantly killed them.

Tai: Okay, they are dead. Hey Silva, hop on me we're going to find Viper.

Silva hissed before coiling around Tai, even though she knew all too well where her partner was at the moment.

With Viper

Viper had found the armory as he looked over the walls that were lined with guns and other heavy weapons. Viper cracked a grin as he entered the room before he set to work. He dismantled most of the guns before pouring out all the gunpowder he could on the ground. Viper then grabbed three jerry cans before dumping the gasoline on top of the gunpowder.

Viper: Alright, let's see if this little toy I made will work!

Viper then pulled out a cylinder-like device that he stuck in the center of the pile of gunpowder and gasoline. The cylinder blinked as it indicated that it was connected to his handheld remote.

Viper: Well I better go make sure Tai and Silva are still alive.

Viper then walked down the hall as it was littered with at least thirty bodies that mostly had neck wounds, but a few looked like they were turned into pin cushions.

Viper: Gotta admit, this wasn't all that boring. Plus clean up will be easy.

As Viper said that he felt a gun to his head and saw the leader of the gang.

Gang Leader: Motherfucker! You killed my gang!

Viper: Yeah, so you kill people all the time! Look on the bright side, now you don't have to pay them!

The gang leader looked really pissed and was to pull the trigger until he felt something pull his leg and fall to the ground. Viper looked at the down gang leader and then saw Silva and Tai.

Tai: Hey, man what shaking?

Viper: Nothing much, turned the armory into a giant powder keg, got the detonator right here.

Viper then held up a remote as Tai gave him a confused look.

Tai: Okay, when the hell did you have time to rig a bomb?

Viper: Look, let's get back to the office first, I'd rather tell everyone at once then repeat myself.

Tai: Kay, anyway before you blow it up. Let me put this asshole on the pile of weapons so he dies horribly.

Viper: Why? Can't we just leave him alive and let him die in the explosion? Seriously that just seems like an extra step.

Tai: Dude that what I mean we tie him up. Put him near the weapons and they blow and he dies.

Viper: He's not going anywhere, Silva's poison is already in his leg, that thing is practically dead.

Tai: Fine, just wanted to get rid of this fucker. This asshole gang caused trouble back when I was alive.

Viper shrugged before they walked out of the gang hideout as they turned to look at it.

Viper: Alright, let's see if all that work paid off!

Viper pressed the button as the hideout exploded into a blazing inferno of flames.

Viper: Man I still got it! Here I thought I'd be a little rusty!

Viper then sees Tai walking out with bags of money and throws one to Viper.

Tai: Motherfucker had a lot of money and it would be ashamed to go to waste.

Viper: Whatever, the boss is probably waiting with the others in the meeting room. We should meet them, then I'll answer your question about the bomb.

Tai: Kay, anyway Silva you can leave and go Viper now.

Silva jumped off of Tai's body before quickly coiling around Viper as he opened the portal back to the office.

Back at the I.M.P Building

Both Tai and Viper were back in the office and Tai decided to grab a drink from the fridge after the job. Tai then grabbed a beer and opened and took a swig of it and looked at Viper.

Tai: You want one?

Viper: Nah, I like having my senses sharp. Besides, it's only lunchtime. Now let's go meet up with the others.

Tai: Kay.

Tai and Viper head to the others and see Moxxie, Millie, Loona, and Blitzo talking about a way to expand the company.

Blitzo: You've finally returned! Well done, I honestly thought you were lying about your skills Viper.

Viper: If I had more time and better parts I could have made something a little more potent.

Tai: Dude the bodies he dropped were phenomenal shit man I felt bad for the guys who Viper killed only a bit though.

Viper: I showed you my abilities boss man, now about our little arrangement.

When Viper said that Moxxie, Tai, and Millie were confused while Loona did not give a shit as she was texting on her phone.

Moxxie: Sir, what is Viper talking about sir?

Blitzo: Yes, well after the incident with the holy weapon Viper approached me about making his own contribution to the company outside of his normal work.

Millie: Oh really well is it something cool boss?

Blitzo looked at Viper who sighed before clearing his throat.

Viper: Tai, you asked about the bomb right? It wasn't just gasoline and gunpowder, and there was no C4 in the armory, I made the bomb that blew the place to kingdom come.

Tai: Okay, what did you use to blow it up then?

Viper then pulls out a blueprint of a small cylinder-shaped bomb.

Viper: This beauty, she might be small, but she packs a punch. You see I'm a bit of a weapon specialist, Melee, firearms, explosives. You name it I can make it, heck I made this thing with an old can of shaving cream, some gum, and a few circuit boards. I also made all my knives, so yeah I know my way around deadly weapons.

Loona: Oh~ I see so how about the weapon-

Before Loona could finish speaking she was cut off by Kai

Tai: You slutty wolf shut the fuck up. He doesn't need to get syphilis from you bitch.

When Tai said that Loona got mad and growled until Viper intervened again.

Viper: Alright everyone calms down, the boss was willing to let me set up a workshop on one of the floors here. That way I can make weapons and upgrade existing ones, the last thing we need is another incident.

Tai: Don't worry I pretty much made a vault for only me, Moxxie, and Millie could use so that Blitzo doesn't try to gamble with the weapons like last time.

Blitzo: It was one time!

Tai: Yeah like that one night stand with that Stolas guy to get the grimoire.

As Tai said that Blitzo got annoyed but Viper decided to interrupt them and explain his plans.

Viper: I still have a few ideas in mind. One being making special bullets that are loaded with Silva's Venom, that way we don't need to rely on one weapon for permanent death.

Tai: Okay, that sounds like a good idea.

Moxxie: Yeah it would be a lot easier to have those around.

Millie: Yeah, plus we don't have to see the people we killed be sent to hell.

Blitzo: This sounds like a good idea so how long will it take to make the bullets?

Viper: Well I'll set to work once I get my tools set up, luckily I know a guy who is willing to give up his weapon-making machines. I warn you though, don't walk into the shop without warning, your head could be taken off.

Tai: Oh you don't have to tell me twice shit man Moxxie almost got shot by that fucker.

Moxxie: I have a bullet wound on my ass because of that mistake.

Millie: Hey, it's not that bad Honey. The bullet wound makes it look like you got a smile on your cute tushy.

Tai: Now I will have a nightmare of seeing that now. Anyway, Boss, I am done for the day I am going out to relax.

Blitzo: Well that's fair, we don't have any jobs left for today so you're free to go!

Tai: Sweet, also Moxxie, Millie if I score today I will call you ahead of time.

Loona: Like anyone wants to sleep with you.

Tai: Says, the girl you wanted to fuck.

Loona then gets a bit mad but Viper stops her and Tai then leaves.

Viper: Look, don't let him get to you. If you want you can hang out with me, I only plan on drawing up blueprints or tormenting people that walk by the alleyway near the office. Depends on how I feel.

Loona: I need to blow off some steam so sure let's go snaky~

Viper and Loona exited the office as the rest of the group watched them go.

Blitzo: Tai needs to stop making Loona mad.

Moxxie: Sir, sorry to say that is not going to happen after what Loona did.

Millie: Sadly, to say Moxxie right. Tai resents Loona and sadly it will continue.

Blitzo: I suppose your right, but Viper seems to be able to at least keep Loona from going ballistic.

Moxxie: True, but all I am going to say Boss is you should have watched her and because you didn't this is the shit we are dealing with.

Blitzo: Hey, Loona was not at fault here I don't know what Tai said but he managed to get Loona to go to bed with him.

Moxxie: Sir, he was drunk now can we please talk about the policy for thirty minutes or less.

Blitzo: Yes, but the money is good and I will stand by that!

As Blitzo said that, the scene then changes.

Loona and Viper

Viper and Loona were sitting on the edge of the roof of a building as they looked down at the street below.

Loona: So snake boy what's the plan?

Viper: Watch this.

Silva jumped off his body as she slithered down the side of the building. Viper then threw two knives that pinned a passerby to the wall. Silva then slithered up the victim's body as he began to panic as the 9-foot snake coiled up his body.

Viper: 3...2....1

Passerby: Fuck this I am not dying today!

The victim then cut his own arm off to escape before throwing Silva off of his body as he ran away screaming.

Loona: Damn that was hot.

Loona then sees Silva drag the victim back who was begging to be set free.

Passerby: Please don't kill me! I beg you!

Viper: Alright Silva, let him live!

Silva let go as the victim ran away quickly as Silva returned to Viper.

Viper: Good work Silva, but did you get it?

Silva then coughed up the guy's wallet before coiling herself around Viper's body.

Loona: Well that was fun to watch like the time I saw Tai got caught on fire when I accidentally set off a firework in the office.

Viper: I get you don't like him, but he's not the worst person to deal with.

Loona sighs and nods and looks at Viper.

Loona: He used not to hate me hell. We had mutual respect for one another until the incident.

Viper: You mean the drunk sleeping thing? Honestly, I'm surprised it's that big of a deal, maybe a little awkward, but really shouldn't be this bad.

Loona: Yeah, here is the thing Tai was drunk alright but also a different person. I mean shit the guy was smooth and then he came up to all drunk up.

Viper: I can only imagine how that went.

Loona: He talked about how hot I was and whispered stuff which I know you don't want to talk about and then he kissed me. After that, I took him to my place where things got crazy oh god whatever he did to me it was great but after he went back to being sober he looked at me in anger and betrayal and you know the rest.

Viper gently wrapped his arm around her as Silva coiled herself around Loona.

Loona: I never meant to use him but he just made me feel so good and I couldn't resist.

Viper: I'm not judging you, he got drunk and you made a mistake in the heat of the moment. Trust me I've seen it happen plenty of times.

Loona: Yeah, but it cost me so much. Tai treated me with mutual respect and now whenever he sees me. He only sees the person who used him.

Silva nuzzled her head into Loona's cheek as she tried to make her feel better and Loona pets her.

Viper: Look, I know it's hard, but try your best not to snap at him when he starts shit. If you feel it getting to be too much, come hang out with Silva and me, we don't mind. Besides, I think Silva has taken a liking to you.

Loona: I can tell though in all honesty if I could take it back I would. Also, the shit talk he gives I will take your advice though I should probably stop pranking him to end this shit. It's been a year and it's getting really old.

Viper: I'll try to talk to him, but until then you can come to me if you need help with anything beautiful.

As Loona said that he gets a call from an unknown number.

Loona: Hello? Who the hell is this?

???: If you are friends with Tai I suggest you get your ass here. Tai is fighting some demons that want a piece of him and right now it's not looking good.

Loona then eyes widened and looked at Viper.

Loona: Shit motherfuckering Tai got himself in some trouble.

Viper: Yeah, well it won't be the first time I cause thousands of dollars in property damage at a bar.

As Viper said that both Loona and Viper head to where Tai was and the scene changes.

With Tai

The scene shows Tai fighting a bunch of demons who wanted a piece for Satan knows what.

Tai: For fuck sakes I didn't know the girl I slept with was your boss's daughter!

Tai said as he pulled his gun out and shot some of the demons.

Demon Thug: You touched the lady, we can't let you get away with that now!

Tai: Dude, she was looking for a good time plus she came onto me.

Tai said as he grabbed one of the corps as a shield and fired at the other demons. Unannounced to Tai he didn't see the demon behind him and got shot in the stomach.

Tai: Awww!

Tai then drops his weapon and corps and tries to cover the wound.

Demon Thug: Well now, time to die.

Before the demon could pull the trigger, six knives were thrown into his back as he dropped to his knees.

Tai looked confused until he saw Viper and Loona.

Viper: Man and here I thought I wouldn't have to kill some asshole in a bar today.

Loona: Surprise to see me, Kitty?

Tai: The hell Loona what the fuck you doing here?

Loona: Someone called me and said you were in trouble.

Tai: And you didn't ignore it and let me die?

Viper: Tai just shut the hell up and let the girl help you, honestly you've been acting like this for a year with her. You both screwed up, you're just as much at fault as she is.

Tai: You think I don't know that! I got drunk and slept with the girl who I consider my friend.

When Tai said that Loona just looked at him and was surprised.

Loona: Wait you thought of me as a friend?

Tai: Of course I did. I consider you one of my closest friends.

Loona then walks up to Tai and picks him up.

Loona: Tai look what I did was fucked up and I know what I say can't take back what I did but I am sorry okay. Now let me help you before you bleed yourself to death.

Tai then looked at Loona and nodded who turned back to Viper.

Loona: Can you handle the rest of the demons?

Viper: Yeah get Tai outta here before he bleeds out.

Viper then pulled out more of his knives before he jumped into the fray of battle as both bodies and furniture went flying. It only took around 10 minutes for Viper to clean up the rest of the demons.

Viper: Well that takes care of that! At least I can finally take a break from all this.

Viper then leaves the bar and he and Sliva head back to the I.M.P building.

Back at the I.M.P building

Back at the I.M.P building, Tai was seen being bandaged up by Moxxie and Millie.

Moxxie: Shit, Tai you should be more careful who sleep with.

Millie: Indeed Honey, Tai you almost kicked the bucket. If Loona and Viper didn't come to your aid you would have been dead.

Tai: Yeah no shit.

Tai then looks at Loona who sees her looking at him.

Loona: Well at least you didn't die on us asshole.

Tai: Yeah thanks to you wolf bitch.

Tai said in a joking tone a voice in which Loona had a smile on her face.

Viper: Well I may or may not have caused property damage, but at least you're alive Tai.

Blitzo: Property damage?! We're professionals Viper! Did you at least kill them with the furniture?

Viper: What do you take me for? Of course, I killed them with the furniture!

As Viper said that Tai got up and heading towards the door.

Tai: Hey, thanks for saving my ass anyway I think going home.

Moxxie: Good idea though is it a good idea go bye yourself.

Loona: I'll bring him back.

Millie: You want to take Tai home you sure?

Tai: Let her guys Loona saved my ass.

Viper: I'll make sure things don't get out of hand around here while you're gone.

Tai: Cool see yeah guys.

As Tai said that Loona helped him out of the building and the scene fades to black.

END

KLigers98: That was progressive and also fucking awesome damn Viper knows how to kill.

Tojamaru: Snakes are deadly efficient when it comes to killing. The other good thing is that some progress has been made between Tai and Loona.

KLigers98: True though it's nice Tai and Loona are not going to get into brawls as much as it was entertaining I think it a bit much what you think?

Tojamaru: It's for the best, although Silva seems to like Loona which means Viper's one defense is gone. Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine, he can handle himself just fine. Besides, Loona doesn't seem interested in relationships.

KLigers98: Yeah she seems to have friends with benefits. Anyway, that's all for today Ligers signing off.

Tojamaru: The group seems to be rather good at getting into crazy situations. Until our paths cross again everyone!