(Y/N) Vs. Krampus
*Intro*
Midnight, Bellwood
It's Christmas Eve. Flying reindeer pulling a sleigh with Santa, and a sack of presents can be seen flying toward the roof of an orphanage. Once on the roof, the jolly fat man himself goes to grab the sack of presents for the good children.
Santa: Time to deliver these presents.
However, he stopped when he feels a familiar presence. He narrowly dodges a cane sword, which pierces the sleigh. He now sees that his attacker is his brother, Krampus.
Santa: Krampus?! What do you think you're doing?!
Krampus: What does it look like I'm trying to do, brother? I'm getting rid of you!
Santa: What?! Why the heck would you want to do that, and on Christmas Eve of all times?!
Krampus: Because I'm sick of YOU getting all the glory, and the joy whenever the holidays are around! I'm sick of being the German boogeyman of Christmas who second fucking fiddle to a fat old man!
(A/N: Is that accurate? Because I can't remember if he's part of German folklore or not).
Krampus: What's worse is that my job is almost MEANINGLESS!!! No one is scared of a goat-man who punishes kids with a bundle of sticks for being bad anymore!!! It's fucking stupid, and you know it!!!
Santa tries to defuse the situation before it gets out of hand.
Santa: Now hold on, Krampus. You know very well it's not my fault. Times have changed. There's no need for any violence tonight.
Krampus: Don't take me for a fool! I am well aware that times have changed! That's s, not the issue at hand you old FOOL!
Now old St. Nick was confused. If that's not why he's so angry, then what is the reason?
Santa: If that's not why you're doing this, then what is it?
Krampus: Truth be told, that's only half the reason. The true half of the picture is that you have it all! I want to get rid of you so I can rule Christmas!
Seeing that things have escalated, Santa presses a secret button on the back of the sleigh to reveal a secret compartment, and he slowly grabs it while seemingly making it look like he's holding onto the back of his ride for balance on the roof.
Santa: So that's what this is about. For a guy who punishes the naughty, you've become naughty yourself.
Krampus: Who cares?! I've had it with your rules on who can or can't be punished, or how I should or shouldn't punish them! Remember Martha's children?!
Santa: It's not our place to kill those who've committed such heinous acts! It's not our job, and you know it!
Krampus: Does it look like I give a shit?! Most of the kids today are brats anyways. Especially during the holidays! I want things done MY WAY!!! But I can't do that with you on the way! So this is the last time you'll ever ride your sleigh tonight!
With that said, Krampus cuts the reigns from the sleigh with his sword, and gave a horrific shriek to scare off the reindeer towards the sky!
Santa: You damn fool! What about the children?!
Krampus merely gave an evil cackle.
Krampus: Who cares?! Besides, your precious reindeer will find their way back to the North Pole but YOU won't!
He then ran towards Mr. Claus with his sword raised, about to slash the jolly man himself. However, Santa counters the sword with a large candy cane with a sharp pointed tip, and he holds it towards his brother in a fencing position or like a musketeer.
Santa: I may be old, but this old man got a few tricks up his sleeve! Oh ho!
Krampus: Then may this be your last silent night.
He then charges toward Santa again, and both their weapons collided in a festive sword fight for control over Christmas!
(A/N: I'm not sure how to describe the rest of the fight, so my best guess is a sword fight you'd see from Pirates of the Caribbean).
During the fight, some of the orphans began to stir when they heard something on the roof above them make creaking noises.
Orphan #1: What's going on?
Orphan #2: It sounds like it's coming from outside.
On the roof
As the two pushed their weapons together, they got in each other's faces.
Santa: I won't let you ruin Christmas!
Krampus: Well that's too bad. Maybe I should've given you a heads-up!
He then heads butts Santa, disorienting him for a second, and then swatting his weapon out of his hand with his sword! Krampus then kicks him right in the jingle bells, making him lean over, and then kicks him down onto his back.
Now on his back, his head just over the edge of the roof, he's vulnerable, and Krampus is pointing his sword toward his neck.
Krampus: Any last words, Chris Kringle?
(Y/N): I might have a few.
The duo then looks over to the other end of the roof to see an 18-year boy in black and green winter clothes.
It's (Y/N) Tennyson.
Krampus: And just who the hell are you, boy?
(Y/N): Who, me? I'm no one important to you. Except for the fact that I'm the one who's gonna kick your ass for what you're about to do, lamb chops.
Krampus of course didn't take him seriously.
Krampus: *laughs* Oh yeah? How do you plan on doing that?
(Y/N) then moved his coat sleeve down to reveal the Omnitrix.
(Y/N): You'll see, just watch.
(Y/N) activates the Omnitrix and twists the dial. He stops at the silhouette of a blocky alien and presses down the dial.
As the green light died down Santa Claus and Krampus were introduced to a new alien that looks like it was made out of LEGO bricks.
Bloxx: Woah! Who's this guy?!
Krampus: *LMFAO* This Chinese bootleg of a LEGO set is what's gonna stop me? What are gonna do? Make me step on you?
Bloxx answers by throwing a giant brick fist at Krampus, sending him flying across the room.
Bloxx: Well, this LEGO set can do more damage than being stepped on. These hands are bisexual and rated E for everyone, for ages 10 and up!
Krampus gets up.
Krampus: You're gonna pay for that kid!
Bloxx: Stand back Santa, I'll take care of this.
(The fight scene; Just replace Santa with Bloxx.)
After defeating Krampus, (Y/N) and Santa hear kids cheering, and look down to see a bunch of kids have witnessed what happened.
(Y/N): Huh. Do you think we would've noticed that?
Santa: Well, Tennyson. I can't thank you enough for tonight. However, my sleigh is unfortunately still stranded on the roof without the reindeer to pull it.
(Y/N) then came up with an idea. It's a stretch, but it could work.
(Y/N): If you give my Omnitrix a few minutes to recharge, I might be able to solve that problem.
15 minutes later
The scene then cuts to show Santa riding his sleigh through the night sky. How? Because Paindeer is pulling it by the reigns by flying through the air like Superman.
Santa: Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas!
Paindeer: Hey, Santa?
Santa: Yeah?
Paindeer: I have a favor to ask of you.
Santa: What is it?
Paindeer: Can we stop by a couple of places in hell?
Santa: Why?
Paindeer: I have my reasons.
Santa: Okay, but I have a question.
Paindeer: Ask away.
Santa: How did you know Krampus was planning to kill me tonight?
Paindeer: Let's just say a Goetia birdie told me.
(Timeskip)
Back in Hell on Christmas Day, a Christmas party was being held at the Hotel. All of (Y/N)'s friends are here. Nova, Cerbera, the Goetia, I.M.P, the 3 V's, Cherri Bomb, even Madame Pentious.
Everyone was interacting well with each other, although some were called to close for comfort. For example, Vox and Alastra were on the cusp of almost killing each other, but luckily, (Y/N) manage to intervene and stop them. (Y/N) had to deal with Bendi, Angela Dust, Alastra, Millie, Verosika, Milky, Coco, Apple, Kiki, Valentina, Velvette, and Mrs. Mayberry flirting with him. Unfortunately that he was under the mistletoe and was kissed by some of the girls.
Charlie: Here comes Krampus, (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Really, Charlie?
Charlie: What?
(Y/N): You're making a Krampus joke right now.
Charlie: What? It's not like you met the guy.
(Y/N): You have no idea. Anyway, where's Husky?
Charlie: Probably drunk at her bar after drinking an egg nog mixed with alcohol.
(Y/N): Sounds like her.
Charlie: Well, I hope you enjoy the party, (Y/N).
(Y/N): I will.
Later that night, (Y/N) can be seen lying in bed without a shirt on, wearing a Christmas hat, and covering head to toe with different colored lipstick marks on his body. All around him are the demon girls that are attracted to him. All of them wearing sexy Santa girl lingerie. Everyone has a happy content smile as they snoozed.
*Outro*
(Credit to @ReptileEdge for helping me with the Christmas special. Hope you enjoy reading this chapter, sorry it was short. Sorry for the fight scene, I got lazy. Merry Christmas, my sexy readers!)
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