Loona: (Y/N), explain to me. What does it mean to be 'Thicc'?

(Y/N): What?

Loona: People tell me that I'm quote "Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal". Is that a good thing? Do you think I'm 'Thicc'?

(Y/N): 😳 U-uh! Uh-... W-well I think what they mean is... You're a bit on the... Heavier side?

Loona: 😠 So they're calling me fat?

(Y/N): 😨 In a good way! 😅 In a good way!

Loona: 🤨 Oh, how am I supposed to take that other than an insult?!

(Y/N): Oh Loona, you know humans, updating our vocabulary. *lists down* Sick means cool, hot means cool, and even 'phat' means cool. With a 'Ph-' that is.

Loona: 😠 That's not how you spell fat.

Cuts to (Y/N) looking up the word thick on his phone.

(Y/N): Well, apparently we can't spell thick either. Two "c's"! Can you believe that?!

Loona: That's a counter-intuitive way to compliment someone.

Loona then gets up close to (Y/N).

Loona: 😠 So tell me, (Y/N). Am I... 'Thicc'? With two "c's"?

(Y/N): Yeah. UwU 👌

Loona: 😏 Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?

(Y/N): 😄 Thicker than a giant, fucking bowl of oatmeal!

Loona: Yeah, I'm thicc as fuck!

(Y/N): *trying to joke* If you want I'd even let you sit on me, I mean that's how thicc you are but- *grasping arm nervously*

Loona: What?!

(Y/N): 😨 Wait, maybe I got my definitions mixed up!

Loona: Why would you want that?

(Y/N): It's a HUMAN thing, Loonie?!

Loona: That's disgusting!

(Y/N): 😅 Oh yeah, weird.

Loona: I don't see why humans find that enduring.

(Y/N): Yeah, me neither.

Loona: Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my- *shakes her booty at (Y/N) seductively* -fluffy posterior~.

(Y/N) caught on to what Loona meant and quickly activates the Omnitrix, trying to dial-up XLR8. But (Y/N) was too late as Loona sat on him.

(Y/N):

(Y/N): *muffled groans of pain and pleasure noises*

Loona: 😏 You're such a dork. But you're my dork~.

(Hope you enjoy this mini-chapter, my sexy readers.)